After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!
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Oh hey! The Panthers scored another TD to celebrate my pizza arriving! How nice of them 🙂
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I like it when batshit insane people leave absolutely no doubt about their mental state.
What up all? Just taking a yard work break (clearing ‘growth’ from the side of the house) and see the most dangerous team in the post season seems to be nothing more than a paper tiger.
Paper cat << actual cat
Operation Consume Breakfast Tacos was executed with resounding success.
I’m currently launching Operation Pork Breakfast.
Bacon, eggs, biscuits, sausage patties and ham steaks.
Damn, my heart seized up a bit just typing that. Screw you heart, I do what I want!
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What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??
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Gillian Anderson can still get it.
I think she’s actually more attractive now than when she did the X-Files the first time.
Ehhh…
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Looks like my fake gambling losing streak might finally, mercifully end.
It would be cool if the X-Files revival turns out to be decent.
Just like my one trip that one time to… I digress…. but it looks like a tight end is going to ruin the Seahawks’ trip.
Hey kids! How many controlled explosion and jet fuel jokes have I missed? Gotta be a lot, right?
Several!
Two whole planes full, to be exact.
WHAT ABOUT SHANKSVILLE
Seattle is imploding faster than 7WTC
Our site apparently hates imgur.
Other than that, we cool.
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Just gotta use the right link my good man.
I was coming in with a “Seattle is performing a controlled implosion” HOT TAEK and thought – everybody has made that one already, right?
“We’re getting FEMA camped out there guys, I want you to go out there and take control of that field like it’s the Bundy Ranch….”
-Pete Carroll
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Did Seattle show up yet?
Nope.
Panthers are still frauding it.
They’re just coming out of the tunnel…
This needs to be a banner quote.
“Oswald acted alone!”
— not P. Carroll
The Russian I work with still gets angry about all the runs up the middle in football.
That’s a really random thing to get angry about. Good for him!
I was literally just about to say this myself, actually!
Ha ha! I get his point. My mom says the same thing.
That’s no way to get past a wall.
Russians are an odd bunch that I think just like to be a bit contrarian for the sake of it.
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We’re all going to get laid!
Nah, you gotta make sure you keep Philly Brown blanketed, no matter what.
“Black helicopters! We’ve gotta stop these guys!”
-Carroll
Run Plays : Good.
Ummm so when is the next game. This was not worth waking up for.
I haven’t been to sleep yet, son.
They might want to cover him. He seems like he’s pretty good
Not that I want anything good to happen to the C-Hox, but they might want to cover that guy.
Sandra Bullock must be pissed.
Wouldn’t you be if you have haunting mental images of Jesse James naked?
And now I have the jibblies.
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Nothing as exciting as turf theorycrafting
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Michael Oher is a fucking idiot
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I knew I should not have shaved off my beard.
You can always blame your gf.
Ain’t got one.
#foreveralone
D’oh!
JOIN THE CLUB!!!!
Me too!
NEVER SHAVE THE BEARD
/19 years and counting
I forget what I look like, so I shave it off from time to time. This was not the week to do it.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE FIELD BOTH TEAMS HAVE TO PLAY ON IT
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It’s important to be consistent.
If Tolbert was white, Green Bay’s love for Kuhn would be dwarfed by Charlotte’s love for him.
I’m having uncomfortable flashbacks of a certain Thanksgiving day game when a certain Texas-based football club was summarily destroyed by the opposing team.
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Well, that turned to the stupid.
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“Too urban”
-Roger Moore
tsk, tsk, SeaTruther D. Tis a poor musician who blames his instrument.
To all the SEATTLEFREUDE fans: will you also enjoy the CAROLINAFREUDE?
Also, put all your money into oil and energy stocks. That’s my advice.
Carolina has yet to become insufferable. Plus, Cam Newton’s success will drive people I hate crazy.
This.
hey guys i just woke up has anyone scored
yep carolina twice
I was at this party back in ’87 and this girl took me back to her place and…to answer your question, yes I scored back in ’87.
“Look guys you have to settle down-we’re getting peak oiled out there.”
-Carroll
But does crude oil burn hot enough?
The Altima is the most non-standout car this side of the Corolla.
Yes, but the girl is hot.
You are not wrong.
She would not get in your Altima though.
I had a corolla in the middle east. I legitimately tried to destroy that car I hated it so much. Second worst rental car I’ve ever had.
The worst being a PT Crusier.
A PT Cruiser? Dude, I’m so sorry for you.
I rented a KIA Rio about 10 years ago.
That was the worst car ever.
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What’s with the dead birds thing?
It’s an artist’s impression of the game so far.
Ah.
Makes sense now.
“That’s Russell Wilson’s oil spill…”
-Macklemore
Who would have thunk that wildlife and crude oil don’t mix?
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Short creates long third down?
/I can do even worse than that
Short AGAIN!
Maybe, but it has girth!
oh…that.
I’m enjoying this case of Seattlefreude.
Is this how it feels when New England loses?
Not nearly as freude.
Multiply it by a factor of 10.
Maybe 100.
Hahahaha.
Unger for Graham.
That worked.
Did Max Unger play basketball? I don’t think so.
Strong take.
I just sat down and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Cam returned a kickoff for a TD and then he kicked insides, recovered it, and even though t is illegal, returned the recovery for a TD. Peter King is going to lose his goddamned mind
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Okay, last one for now :
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I saw this funny image once, and let me tell you, it was a hoot. I wish you could have seen it.
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Toki needs therapy.
Or maybe a return visit to the Rockarooni Funcamp.