Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread

It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a four-seed in the NCAA Tourney, and roll all the way to the national championship, because we’re not allowed to experience joy for too long.

Anyway, there’s an assload of games tonight. In fact, eleven of the top-25 teams are in action. Potential Naismith Trophy winner Kris Dunn and #16 Providence host #18 Butler to start, 18:30 on FS1. FS1 gets a lot of shit for being terrible, and it’s not unwarranted, but, they do do a fine jorb in college football and basketball broadcasts. The ever-punchable Tom Crean and his 25th-ranked Indiana Hoosiers have Illinois at 19:00 on TWWL, and the #3 Kansas Jawhawks visit Stillwater against the OSU Cowboys. That’s on TWWL2, also at 19:00. The later games have Georgetown going to #5 Xavier on FS1 at 20:30, and finally, Ben Simmons and LSU hosts #10 Texas A&M on TWWL at 21:00.

It’s unfortunate that the NC State and Pitt game isn’t broadcast nationally, if at all. If not even on here, in Yinzburgh. I was REALLY looking forward to watching a Hippo-Seamus-Sill cage match.

On the ice, the Blackhawks visit Nashville on NBCSN at 20:00. There’s a few other games, featuring one the biggest rivalries in SPROTS as the FACKIN ICE SAWX go to Montreal to play those commie French Habitants.

The Aussie Tennis Open continues on TWWL2 at 21:00. WhyEaglesWhy ought to attend that and give his taeks.

Lastly, adding to what’s already been a completely craptucular month for music, Eagles founding member Glenn Frey died yesterday. I like the Eagles. I always have. COME AT ME BROS. 

.Alright, let’s get to the abusing of substances!