I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
WELP
This game is over. Arizona should have just tanked the season to at least have a high draft pick.
And these guys get Kelvin Benjamin back next year.
Yards per play CAR 6.9
nice
This is the Carson Palmer I knew and loved
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/691414469860159490
To paraphrase Drew Magary: FUCK THE WILDCAT!
One more USWNT pic (Ali Krieger)
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Hey! How are you? I love soccer and have no communicable disease.
I still have the most lust in my heart for the Canadia WNT
this is my sweetie pie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaylyn_Kyle
You can really feel the sweetness in the smile.
when she came onto the pitch I would get all verklempt
Hot athletic women will never not be hot.
dem calf muscles
So this Visa guy is a fucking idiot right?
I can’t blame that guy. attractive female patriots fan? I’d do some things I’m not proud of.
“I agree Obama is literally the Anti-Christ”
-Duchess to hot blonde in Greenville SC circa 2008
I haven’t always been a Patriots fan
A Tale of 95% of Patriots fana.
It is amazing how close we were to Roll Tide/Fackin Pahhts titles just months apart.
Peter King: The fact that Cam couldn’t throw a touchdown there shows his lack of leadership
Unlike Peyton Manning, who’s command and leadership has the Broncos in the Super Bowl.
A clear genetic shortcoming!
If Cam beats Peyton in the Super Bowl PK might actually die.
HOORAY
MAY DR Z OUTLIVE PK
fingers crossed….
At least a stroke.
FOX should have a live feed to the Broncos locker room to show their reactions to the Panthers.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5saz3dY91r0cc6qo1_500.jpg
So who asked for a Zoolander 2?
Ben Stiller’s accountant
Cam Newton is making everyone’s racist Facebook friends write strong taeks… and making every racist asshole you know in North Carolina defend him.
Jesse Helms rolls over in his grave, knowing that North Cakalaky’s two most popular citizens are Cam Newton and Ron Rivera.
Hippo Bowl…nearing…reality
I can’t wait to see Eli joyfully accept a game ball from Cam at the Super Bowl.
Sint a duzen chapas when one shapa will do
The whole “Ted Ginn is a competent receiver” thing is probably the weirdest storyline in the NFL this year.
and if you go waaaaayyyyyy back into the DFO archives….Hippo recommended picking him up for $1 at your auction.
That’s why you assdicks pay the big bucks for our fantasy analysis.
Time for BA to start calling some gutsy shots to Cam/Ted/Olsen’s heads.
hmm well
Slightly inauspicious start, Blax.
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look at that shameless thug running into the endzone with his WR…. act like you’ve been there before!
Christ – it’s one thing to get defeated by a tougher team. Don’t get fucking outsmarted by these guys though.
That just happened…
GINNDOWN!!!
GinnDOWN WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Crap Ted Ginn
Wow
Ice tub connection!
Refs seem to have no issues with Carolina loading up on cheap shots against ARI.
So I took a small intermission, have they said why carolina is wearing white at home?
They bragged that Richardson had a say in it last week (seriously).
My cat and dog are having a stare-down. Now THAT’S a contest of wills!
My money’s on the cat.
He’s a rescue with very sharp claws, the dog has had a snoot-full from those paws more than once.
That isn’t the first time a group of wannabe actors got tricked into Malibu
THIS CARSON PALMER I CALL HIM LAURA PALMER FROM TWIN PEAKS ‘CAUSE THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’VE SEEN A PALMER GETTING MURDERED LIKE THIS
WRAAAAPED IN PLAAASTIC
Only because Robert Palmer died of natural causes.
One more Sydney Leroux during this commercial break.
http://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/photo/2013/0708/SL_2_newcoversep.jpg
Sydney Leroux is a secret Canadian, but I’m actually ok with her playing for the US because personally, I don’t find her attractive. I don’t know why… I can’t explain it.
Well, you are a Patriots fan
Kind of reminds me of Eden Stiles in the face.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/5e2e395ba9341e11c530395c4772ee05/tumblr_nv6nk0KrKJ1swrlico3_1280.jpg
You can take the QB out of the Bengals, but you can’t take the Bengals out of the QB.
And now the Massholes are gonna start the whole “HOCHULI CONSPIRACY” thing on WEEI and it is gonna be fucking terrible.
PITCHAS AHN CAHTCHAS REPART IN A MONTH
Simmons has been stoking those idiots for weeks.
I can’t believe anyone is still using “game changer”.
Ted Ginn burned the Cardinals when he signed his 2014 contract to take 16 weeks worth of fair catches.
Now New England can officially go fuck itself.
First time I dropped a shit load of cash on them and they fuck themselves.
You know what?
I’m still happy they lost.
Woo-hoo.
BUTLER SMASH
I think part of the angst is knowing that it was Belichick and Brady’s fault this time. You make those passes and you choose to go for the field goals on the fourth downs there, you don’t end up in a situation where you have to go for two.
All Darth Hoodie. Brady did kinda okay against the defense from hell. Kick those FGs.
Supe 50: “I’ll have the under, please!”
Poor Pats fans.
No one of color to blame anything on.
Wasn’t there a black official?
Yeah, Ed Hochuli! #FightThePower
First down!
Now we’re checking off the boxes…