I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
Seriously what the fuck was Fells thinking on that leap. He could’ve fumbled or hurt himself.
I HAVEN’T SEEN A JOHNSON POUND A KITTY LIKE THIS SINCE…..
That unfortunate leak of Michael Dukakis’ homemade porn?
Military Grade!!!! That means the military has purchased aluminum at some point during it’s existence.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO J-STEW
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Fuck, I loved those tshirts
Takes me back…
The 80s were a golden era for mildly dirty T-shirts
It’s almost like one should de-emphasize Carson Palmer and get the fucking ball to one’s real playmaker.
David Johnson is the best RB in the league, and they had him buried third string.
RE: Blax
::error::
WHOOOOOOO
My terrible VJ Day joke is no longer valid. Thank Jeebus, I’m less slightly destined for hell.
I know most of you want the Newton v Peter King explosion, I decided to go down to Phx in 2 weeks to see my mother. I would enjoy being there for the Super Bowl if they are in it. God knows all the locals will be asleep by 5 pm so I will have the place to myself.
Hey they did a thing!
David Johnson is 6’1″ and 224.
I am 6’1″ and 218.
What do you want to bet that we look NOTHING alike?
You’re probably much shorter than he is.
Joe Buck is right for once, the Cardinals are going to ride Johnson as hard and as long as they can.
/Hey, it actually was a dick joke!
Johnson scores and returns the ball TO THE REF. Does it the right way.
Well, well… P’raps a game?
JOHNSONDOWN!!
Here we go, this is getting a bit more interesting.
It doesn’t matter.
SCORE-CHANGING SCORE!!!!
That was a dumbass move by Fells that can only get someone injured….
Great — ARI has struggled inside the 5 all sseason…..
You were saying?
It’ll get called back somehow. GOODELL HATES US!
And Davis has a broken wrist/arm/hand.
Roman harper’s out? Just when you thought the panthers d couldn’t get any better…
Looking at both games it’s nice to see that defense can still be played in the NFL
Denver’s D was a freaking monster today.
The Browns are, at this very moment, conducting tryouts for both of David Johnson’s sisters.
Johnson AND Johnson?
Yeah! Keep ’em dropping! Fill their gatorade jugs with Flynt water!
Oh ouch. That looks broken.
What are you, some kind of doctor?
Fells with just a big not-hurdle.
David Johnson is a goddamn beast.
HEY, it the OTHER Digital Underground song!
He’s the one that sang “just grab em in the biscuits!”
INDEED he was
THESE ARIZONA CARDINALS I CALL ‘EM JENA MALONE ‘CAUSE THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’VE SEEN SOME BASTARDS DOWN IN CAROLINA GETTING MOLESTED THIS HARD
Wow, that’s a deep cut right there.
Wow. I haven’t seen a Johnson getting so little accomplished since the last time I was single.
Okay Larry we need you go to nuts.
Is it racist that I still think of Darren Sharper when I hear roman harper.
I know roman hasn’t raped anybody, but similar names, and they played the same position on the same team
Honest Pirate Time: I seriously just tied a terrible Pats lost joke to Victory in Europe Day, with a Panthers win akin to a Victory in Japan joke.
I’m gonna refrain from saying anything else for the rest of the day, because that shit was terrible. And funny, but terrible.
You know I have to know what this joke is. You know this. You can PM me if you have to, but I must know.
I concur, I feel I must know this joke
Thirded. Spill it fucker.
Remind me, someone here predicted the investigation and death of DraftKings and the like. Whoever it was, well done and thank Jeebus.
Coming up tonight after The NFC Title game Fox will try and revive a show that peaked after season two. it’s The X-Files, shit next is a reboot of 21 Jump Street.
Uh…
The black chick from the ford mustang: how hot is she?
Hot enough to bang on the back of that Stang
Is Joe Webb the special-teamer the same Joe Webb who once started a playoff game for the Vikings at quarterback??
Indeed.
I believe so.
How the mighty(?) have fallen.
Yes. Signed as a 3rd string QB when Cam was out from his ankle surgery last year; kept as a ST Swiss army knife.
Question, what does everyone pay for internet and cable/satellite?
Too damned much.
FOR THE HORDE
Coming next summer… HALF LIFE 3! ONLY IN THEATERS!
I’m pretty sure it hasn’t come out even in New School Zero’s time.
What a week to not dress Matt Barkley…..
“Beg pardon?”
Aaron Rodgers
Whoops, forgot to set my playoff challenge line up. ENJOY THAT MONEY, EVENTUAL WINNER!
I will have the 4x multiplier for CJ Anderson. BOW BEFORE ME, MERE MORTALS!!!
So committing 11 guys to Stewart every play maybe isn’t the key?
“Hey, if the Devil decided to quit where do you think he would go?”
My first guess would be the Fox announcing booth. Oops, he appears to already be there.
Beezlebuck.
Hey guys. Great first game. it appears that Carson Palmer has decided to go full Bengal.
This is like Raiders Carson.
He wasn’t there long enough for me to remember. Still he’s stinking up the joint
blowing his Daywalker advantage to play like a full-blooded Ginger ,, smgdh
a’ight, stop whatcha doin’
Cuz I’m about to ruin the image and the style that you’re used to.
Fucking Cam isn’t even wearing a mouth piece.
He never does because he needs to flash his perfect grin like a me-first GLORY BOY
Classless thug
The ruling was announced by Vinovich so I’m assuming it’s wrong.
Arizona starting to turn into an episode of Benny Hill
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