You don’t think we got sports and stuff to talk about? You’re wrong. You’re so wrong.
Stuttgart/Hamburg SV is on tap. It don’t get more Teutonic than that. The Farmer’s Insurance Open is happening at 3. ABC brings the X Games to the young ‘uns. There’s such a shit ton of college ball going on that it would be exhausting for me to list them. JUST DO WHAT YOU DO, FOLKS!
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Just saw a random mention of Hard knocks on HBO. I really want next season to be in either San Diego or St Louis.
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This post fight interview with Kpvalevos AMAZING
Welp, it’s that time of night: I’ve switched to bourbon and am willing to watch any bond film on television.
It could and hopefully will, get weird, man.
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That looks like a win-win to me
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Pascal threw SEVEN punches in the fifth round.
He tired…..
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Kovalev actually rope a doped Pascal. WTF.
You know you married well when your wife doesn’t drink but doesn’t mind driving you and your idiot friend to the local brewery and is willing to sit through you putting away 4 pints of their stupid delicious stout and then drives you home.
A friend of mine and his wife are both brewery-heads. They go some place, get a sampler flight, then take a growler or two home. It’s nice to have a good team systems.
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Its my yinzer buddy’s birthday, which is why boxing and such. He just informed me we have to “celebrate his birthday in all four time zones.”
This is why we are friends.
We’ve got to admit that is a good plan; one’s needs to cover the bases.
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I once did bat races at a friend’s pig roast. You had to chug a solo cup of beer and run to one bat, put your head on it and run around it 5 times clockwise. Then you ran to the next bat and had to run around it 5 times counterclockwise. Then you had to sprint back to the start.
When you ran back after the second spin it was like you were trying to run on a 45 degree angle. No one made it back in one piece.
My team won.
I love bat races.
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Why is everyone in that gif green?
Guy on the right is blue. I see no reds, so we don’t have a TV.
Cheers.
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Sergey Kovalev is about to murderer Jean Pascal.
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Kovalev is a beast, yes.
About to go BBQ lamb tips in the “rain”
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I think I’m gonna play “thirty pack down” tonight.
Also, if the Raiders do go to Vegas, we sort of HAVE to go as a group, right?
If I were to go to Vegas, one of four things would happen:
1. Drink myself to death
2. Overdose to death
3. Lose everything and jump in front of bus
4. Lose everything and be disappeared by the mob
That said, I’m in.
I can’t wait to see Moose in Vegas.
The first time I went, I ended up on a houseboat on Lake Mead watching people play poker for a thousand dollar ante per hand. I was making $6.15 an hour at the time. I drank all the whiskey and borrowed a limo for a ride back to the Luxor.
I fucking loved Vegas, but have learner to tone it down since.
I didn’t like Vegas at all; New Orleans is (was) more my style for debauchery. However, it is the perfect place for Future Moose to get the fuck out of hand.
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God New Orleans is fun, too.
I know I shit on it, but St Louis is a good time, too.
“See! People literally shit on this town! That’s why I left.”
–Enos Stanley Kroenke
I have never been to Las Vegas and have no desire to end that streak. If, however, New Orleans is the goal I am motherfucking in. That city is the tits.
Literally.
Im a “why not?” kind of guy. Ill go anywhere
Pretty much the plan. Things gon’ go crazy in Vegas… Like, craaaazzzy, man!
Future Moose gots to set things right when he sees an injustice. Even if involves endangering his fellow travelers.
An injustice…in Las Vegas?
I can’t imagine such a thing.
I am fairly certain I committed a few dozen there.
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Going to Vegas for a bachelor party in March on the opening round of March Madness.
Instead of all the usual questions to determine if you have a drinking problem, they should just ask if you ever drink vermouth on its own.
Perfect.
There is some karaoke show on the tv now.
They seem to have made zero attempt at getting people who are good at singing…
Some skier on the X-Games just got himself BROKED.
Yeah, that’s probably a fractured leg and a pantsload of torn ligaments.
I saw that at the bar. Even with a four beer buzz it looked awful, and this is coming from the guy who laughed at the MMA fighter who got KTFO’d 15 minutes earlier.
Are there any boxing fans here?
Used to be a nut for boxing but kind of fell away from it.
I used to watch Friday Night Fights and some of the big bouts on streams.
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drinkin and stinkin
That’ll be me after Fallout later tonight.
Ugh…So the factory finally gave me the day off. I left there last night around 1030. Made it over to Jimmy’s to watch the under 20 championship game. Made it to half time where it was 2-0 Korea over Japan. The mood in Jimmy’s was foul and I was exhausted.
You know you are tired when you can’t stay focused enough to get drunk.
I apologized to Jimmy and stumbled back to my hotel. I figured I would get some sleep, answer some emails in the morning, and try and shop for some gifts for family to bring back.
Woke up sick as a fucking dog. I mean I can’t swallow. I can’t keep food down, and my head is fucking pounding. Even worse, Japan came back and won it all 3-2 in the second half. I would have loved to have seen Jimmy’s tiny bar exploding with local joy…
Oh and since the factory wants me to stay a few more days, I just realized its a major fucking festival next two weeks here in Chinatown, Nagasaki. So fucking hotels are booked solid.
I’ve enjoyed my time here but dear lord I am ready to go home…
“I mean I can’t swallow.”
Are we married?
As I start tonight’s drinking in earnest, it occurs to me getting drunk is a lot of work. Having a tolerance sucks.
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Also what Britney says when she takes the stage at the Kansas Corn Huskers Fair as the headlined.
Speaking of Vegas, the lady and I saw her while we’re out there last month. Holy hell is she terrible.
Favorite bit part on Futurama : Easily the Whale Biologist.
“The suit was ugly!”
I also like Al Gore’s appearances.
Such a great bit, great episode.
I calls em like I sees em.
I Dated A Robot is my favorite thing ever. O think I can recite the entire episode from memory.
No thanks, Pa! I’m gonna make out with my Monroebot!
Is anyone else watching Spurs-Cavs, or is there something better on?
UK/KU here. Back and forth 1 pt game down the stretch. Now going to overtime.
I hate both schools, but it’s been a great game.
MTV should never have stopped the Unplugged series.
I used to listen to the Nirvana one on loop. Best thing they did since interviewing David Bowie.
Nirvana Unplugged was great, but Alice in Chains was probably the best.
I spent some time with Pats fan today, and he put on The Detectorists because it had British Dwight in it. It’s only six half hour episodes, and is actually pretty damn funny. I hope they make another season.
Actually, internet says there is a second season, but only season 1 on Netflix.
Quick! To your torrentmobile!
To wait, or to download. That is the question.
Hi, I’m American, and instant gratification is pretty much a birthright for us.
True, but I’m also lazy, and even a minimal amount of effort must be justified.
Isnt looking for something on the Internet today’s version of “minimal effort?”
I loved Detectorists. I was hoping, though, that if they made a second season it’d be with all new characters. Thought the original story deserved to end where it was.
But Simon and Garfunkle said it wasn’t over!
Also, Larry Bishop is awesome. There should be more Larry.
Did either of you watch Luther?
Just watching it now. So far so good.
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Am I the only one who thinks if she wasn’t a pandering idiot she’d probably be a lot of fun?
They made “Nailin’ Palin” for a reason…
Lisa Ann went to High School one town over from me, at the same time. Friends of mine remember her fondly.
She has gone so far down Idiot Road….. I can’t rationalize that.
Lol!!! laserface goes crazy!
The Quiet Game-bills vs chargers
there was no scoreboard. there was no reply. LOL!!!
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When the lights went out at that Giant game, I happened to leave my seat just in time to witness Kate Hudson exiting her suite and leaving the stadium. But the way she did it…
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fun fact: golf has a shot called an “albatross”. aka “double eagle”.
cool!
I have a friend that made one once.
Really long hitter off the tee, but mostly shitty otherwise. But one day on a Par 5 he happened to catch his 5 wood just right on a second shot and damned thing dropped. He still hasn’t stopped talking about it….and this was like 20 years ago.
Neither would I.
Every time I see the word “albatross,” I get reminded of Robin Williams’ cameo in the Bloom County Christmas special as a kiwi whose wife left him for an albatross.
kentucky vs kansas. should be fun, considering theres a vine of coach cal saying there gonna get the L tonight…
I’m on a quest to watch every film nominated for any Academy Award, and I have some preliminary Oscar picks.
Best Film Editing: The Revenant
Best Song: “Simple Song #3” from Youth
Best Visual Effects: Mad Max: Fury Road
Best Makeup and Hairstyling: The Revenant
Best Sound Editing: The Martian
Leo may be the first actor to actually make a fucking snuff film to win an Oscar if he doesn’t get one this year.
At the very least, he’ll make sure to be raped by two bears next time.
I watched some of Blood Diamond today, and his entire career hes been getting his ass kicked in an effort to be noticed by the academy. Not saying BD was a great movie, but Leo is great in it. Hell, even in Drugs, Tits, and Money (wolf of wall street), he was great and had that awesome qualude scene. Someone give the guy an award already.
He’s fucked the vast majority of the good-looking actresses of this era. I’d say he’s already gotten his award.
I’ve never seen Blood Diamond, but lady snow was just last night telling me it’s terrific. I’ll definitely be watching it soon.
He was absolutely brilliant in Wolf of Wall Street, that’s for sure. He just ran into a goddamned buzzsaw going up against McConaughey and Ejiofor.
His accent in Blood Diamond is HILARIOUSLY bad if you have ever spent time interacting with Afrikaners.
Its akin to a Finnish person trying to do a Chinese accent. Its so fucking jarring. I realize that most people will never notice it. I really liked the movie, but I found myself busting out in laughter at some of his dialogue.
Time for my annual tradition of watching Super Bowl III Highlights and remember that the New York Jets not only made it to a Super Bowl, but actually won it.
J-E-T-….. wait. This is actually a little depressing to me, having happened before I was born and all.
So I’ve been busy with family stuff and didn’t get to gloat earlier, but…
SUCK IT PEASANTS
Wolfpack wins!!!! That’s two…count ’em TWO wins in January.
We are hitting our stride.
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Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol.
That’s a great picture of you.
Sadly, I got close to being that big in the not too distant past.
I’m now back down to svelt 215, heading for 205 as the goal.
The last time I weighed 215, I was 20 years old. I’m at 272 today, and actually grateful for it (I was over 320 this time last year, which is depressing ti me now). I wish I had any capability of getting below 250.
After my divorce and accompanying pain in the assery, I got really insanely anal about getting back in shape. Got back down close to 190, and according the young lady I dated for a short time (nearly 20 years younger than me….takes a bow) looked pretty good. But honestly I felt too light. Felt weak a lot of the time.
Then, some pretty intense family shit last couple years, and I compensated by eating like a crazy person. LOL. So now, doing the whole thing again.
If you’re at 272, I think you can make 250. It’s not an unreasonable goal. If you said 200, then I’d be a little hesitant, but I think you can do it. If you need any help/encouragement/tips, let me know!
250 is the goal; below that, I think, would be damn near impossible.
I’m a naturally large mammal; it is just a fact. And 6’5″ 250 isn’t a bad thing.
You’ve got five inches on me (giggity).
250 is likely not a problem for you.
I’ve been puzzling on the Witness on ps4 for 4 days now. If you like puzzles and video games, check it out.
Watching highlights of Super Bowl II and in three plays I saw two plays that were praised in 1968 would have been penalties in 2016.
Did they know what constitutes a catch back then?
Unclear, its the highlights. The NFL may have edited out the bad catches.
It’s best not to look back. It’s like looking at sex tapes of that crazy ex-girlfriend when you’re married with two kids. You’re not going back, so what’s the point?
Not to mention it might earn you the Lorena Bobbitt treatment.
College basketball does nothing for me until the tournament starts, at which point I am suddenly overcome with a feel and abiding hatred for Duke. So today was kinds dull, sports-wise. However, my town made it interesting by driving a fuckin backhoe down my road scraping up the last of the snowpiles in the street and forcefully SHOVING them into people’s yards.
My neighbors on the corner will be pleased to see the new concrete walkway they installed in December sitting on its side, playing retaining wall to about eight feet if snow
tennis in australia is nice.
So far, every ranked Big 12 teams has lost by double-digits, and every unranked team has won.
On the topic of college basketball, I love that Boston College has been irrelevant the last 7-8 years.
BAWSTAHN CAWLEDGE’s irrelevance in everything is proof God has a sense of humor.
Leaving the Big East when they did will continue to hold them back for another decade.
I remember Jim Boeheim (who fought like hell to not be in the ACC) when they moved, basically said, “Fuck them, no one’s going to want to play there and people north of DC don’t give a shit about the ACC. Have fun.”
BEST BASKETBALL CONFERENCE IN THE COUNTRY PAWL, WHAT SAY YOU?
PINEAPPLE SCULPIN
How is it? I am rigid with anticipation of finding it here in CT. Also the mango-flavored day beer they have coming out.
so if you are wondering about Horace and Pete I watched it and wrote a little something about it
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I like the review! Well done. I’m not sure I would spring the $5 for it, but I’m glad you did.
BTW, I don’t understand why I can’t log in “with WordPress” like before. That’s the way I log on here because the cookies remember my password for me. I have no idea what it is.
Occasionally I give myself mental exercises. Today’s exercise is writing a one sentence story. It could also be the first line of a novel, an attention getter if you will. Here’s one.
If Jerry had buried the body of that nurse just a little deeper we probably would have gotten away with it.
Try one!
As soon as she pulled me in, I knew I was in bourble.
It wasn’t until the clock struck midnight did the mob realize the party was truly over.
I first read that as “Jeffy”.
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-Sparano’s Football
Horatio supposed that things could have been worse, but he was still going to have a hell of time explaining to his wife why he was 5″ tall and riding on the shoulder of a giant gorilla.
To be fair, a nap seems more fun than her.
I’m gonna pick me up a Rockwell Automation Turbo Encabulator later today.
(and, because that never fucking works for me, a link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w)
Not a Worthington Holographic Original Rockwell Encabulator?
I have enough of those.
I only became concerned after she flashed her penis at me.
You’re saying she looked different than the night before?
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It’s weird that she kept it after the surgery, right?
And why is it bigger than mine?!?
Cuse struggling against Georgia Tech at home. I HATE EVERYTHING!
Cuse squeaks out a win. I LOVE EVERYTHING!
Someone needs to go to WCS’s house and remove all the sharp objects. ‘Neers seem to have hit a buzzsaw in Gainesville.
I’ve been sick in bed since Thursday. Suffice to say, I’m glad I slept through that disasterpiece.