Yes, it’s not Presidents’ Day. A great holiday when a lazy ass Balls can wake up at the crack of 10 AM, throw some shorts on (never pants!), and get to the mall to catch the 10 AM showing of Deadpool expertly calculating the amount of time the stupid previews take in order to show up exactly just a minute before the actual movie starts!
No, that’s not the day today is/was. Today is the first day of the 140th Westminster Dog Show!
Today and tomorrow are the only days of the calendar year when the word “bitch” is NOT primarily used as a derogatory term for women (and sometimes men). Let us rejoice in that and enjoy the multiple double entendre and dick joke opportunities this day provides. Acting as Head Judge and presiding over the festivities this year is a Canadian evil mastermind named Meen.
The morning sessions are not televised and are held at Piers 92/94 in Manhattan. The evening sessions are held at Madison Square Garden and are on both CNBC (tonight) and USA Network (tomorrow). The Canada has coverage of both nights on Animal Planet. Here is the schedule:
MONDAY & TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 15-16, 2016 6PM-11PM
Doors open at 6 PM for best of breed benching area
- Monday to include Hound, Toy, Non-Sporting and Herding groups (beginning at 8 PM)
- Tuesday to include Junior Showmanship, Sporting, Working, Terrier groups and BEST IN SHOW (beginning at 7:30 PM)
Power up the jokes, dogs! (I’m sorry)
I am pretty sure everyone is really gone this time. One more Ashley Graham in case there are lurkers
I have a tumblr post with 20 of these, all thumbnail size. I want the full size versions. Ashley Graham again
http://33.media.tumblr.com/1d84a4eae791614a9dac60f1c6927bde/tumblr_inline_n8ztdzAFSG1s1ypf8.gif
The Police – Don’t Stand so Close to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM
Ok, one more pic quick. Sticking with my Ashley Graham theme
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ashley-graham-love-advent.gif
Puff Daddy and the Family – Can’t Nobody Hold me Down
https://youtu.be/9CBFBKZbAHQ?t=4098
I wish it would stop raining so I could go to the beach:
I was gonna post the Puff Daddy and the Family song that samples that previous song but since someone else is actually up I will pick something with a different musical background
Tears for Fears – Everybody wants to rule the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gQ44x9deLA&list=PL67C3614F4F786374&index=2
David Bowie – Let’s dance, even though I think people left for good this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
His 80’s stuff just doesn’t do it for me. Appreciate the publicity it got SRV though.
One more small pic of her that I have ready
http://49.media.tumblr.com/7ff84daf7baa11414f3c5916824a0e3a/tumblr_njasw0Mj3R1qc3ni5o4_250.gif
She’s fine as hell.
I’m not sure if this applies to Ashley Graham, but, it’s pretty lame/bullshit that most plus size models are 5’11 and up. So, they;re plus size more for their height than weight.
She’s fucking gorgeous.
I got distracted watching a Bill Murray interview. I have no song for you. I do have a tiny animated animated Ashley Graham pic
http://33.media.tumblr.com/0a3f0b4a84755b7897ec19363a039106/tumblr_inline_n8ztdy7sxg1s1ypf8.gif
Just so many typos tonight
He had the undistinguished honor of have hosted 2 late night shows before people that both redefined the genre. He was friends with Bill Murray though so he wins at life
Craiggy 1’s theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOujqUcsMk
If you want a ground-breaking show, hire and fire Craig Kilborn!
Jackson 5 – I want you back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDyAb6pePo
I like the David Ruffin version more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_ipBnxlc4
I almost forgot just how much I missed Craig Ferguson being on TV.
Going from Ferguson to Cordon is like going from Kobe beef to Arby’s.
He was just on Colbert to promote his new show and it was quite entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBprGAx0Pzg
I just picked up his autobiography from the library today. I’m looking forward to getting into it.
I’m working a part-time job as a social studies teacher for a private tutoring center. They called me in to sub for a grade 7 English class today and it was fucking horrible. I learned that I hate/cannot teach grade 7 because those kids are fucking terrible. The ones there are rich, spoiled shits that don’t want to be there. The center gave me some semblance of a lesson plan about 2 minutes before the class started and with no book(s). Absolutely terrible.
/flips table
This is why I choose to teach community college, even if semesters of work aren’t guaranteed. These students (mostly) want to work; I’m not baby-sitting. I genuinely sympathize with you.
Trust me brother, that’s what I’d rather be doing. Colleges have turned into a picky shit show and it’s getting harder to get/find a job. Even the old 40-40-20 percentage you’re supposed to spend on lectures, publishing and community work has been warped. It sucks.
Then I’ll do it for you.
Or, I won’t.
Hall and Oates – Kiss is on my List
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOuhYuZLNYw
Hall and Oates – Shes Gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpR8r0D2EyY&list=PLud0IvhvKwTB3mzzt3tBa0T47wY38zngx
Now we’re cooking with gas.
I love Hall and Oates. I will need to force myself to not post a second one in a row
Beck – Where it’s At. Went mainstream only because it is on my favorite video game soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4