Super Tuesday is next week. As a Canadian, I expect all of you Americans to get out and vote multiple times, so John Scott and Kobe Bryant can emerge as the nominees, because I assume the party nomination system runs akin to All Star voting.
Well, nothing new on the Peyton front (today). Thank god. Luckily, on NFL Network, your home of unbiased, accurate coverage, it’s Combine! COMBINE!! COMBINE!11!1 Plus, “A Football Life” with Terrell Davis, and “Top 10 Draft Steals”. Really, it’s appointment television. Peyton who? #OhLookOverThere
Wanna feel old? With details announced Monday, there’s apparently a “Ferris Fest” in Chicago the weekend of May 20-22, to mark the 30th anniversary of the movie. They’re planning a tour of all the sites featured in the movie, a Q&A with his movie parents – who married in real life after the film! – and finishing with a “Twist & Shout” parade re-creation. Three-day passes are available for $300.
Looking at what’s available tonight, here’s the only programming synopsis you need:
“Charlie Catches a Leprechaun” is the eighth episode of the eleventh season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Dennis tries to create an innovative mobile Paddy’s pub experience but runs into trouble when customers refuse to cooperate, while Charlie and Mac attempt to catch a thieving leprechaun.
The games of interest: (all times eastern)
NHL:
- Montreal – Washington (7:00)
- Pittsburgh – Boston (7:30)
- San Jose – Colorado (10:00)
NBA:
- Timberwolves – Heat (7:30)
- Warriors – Heat (7:30)
- Thunder – Mavericks (8:30)
- Spurs – Kings (10:30)
NCAA:
- #1 Villanova – #5 Xavier (7:00)
- #11 Louisville – Pitt (8:00)
- #7 UNC – NC State (8:00)
- OSU – #3 Oklahoma (9:00)
- Wisconsin – #8 Iowa (9:00)
I hope every NC State fan has a sign asking Roy Williams how that Duke loss tasted. ONWARD & UPWARD!
Well, I seem to be the last one here, so I’ll turn out the lights.
As I go, here’s a little Wilson Pickett & Duane Allman.
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https://youtu.be/0y8Q2PATVyI
Hopefully, this embed works.
All you chili pepper and gardening lovers, prepare to lose your goddamned minds.
359 varieties of rare chili plant seeds:
http://store.puckerbuttpeppercompany.com/collections/christopher-phillips-rare-seed-collection?page=1
If you can name it, you can grow it.
Chili Peppers chilling with peppers.
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I got done watching tonight’s Sunny and then Sunday’s Vinyl, and it had become eerily calm outside, so I ventured out. In shorts and a long-sleeve t-shirt. IN FUCKING FEBRUARY. And I was quite comfortable. Something is very, very wrong with the world.
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Call me a heathen, but all fruit beers taste like Boone’s Farms.
Ice Broncos and ice Raiders are going to a shootout after a boring 3 on 3 OT.
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I am currently watching Malcolm in the Middle and it’s amazing/depressing to see just how different and how much the show dropped in quality. Season 1-3, the show is pretty fantastic and is more clever than you’d think. Season 4-7 (OK, I’m still on 6, but, I’ll assume 7 is the same) is by-the-book slapstic and zany comedy. Seasons 4-7 is also kind of racist, orientalist, homophobic and a few other things. To paraphrase Glen Howerton, “You can tell inappropriate jokes, but you better make sure it’s funny. Because if it’s not, then it’s offensive.” Malcolm in the Middle falls flat on those “risque” jokes.
Ice Broncos score two quick ones to take the lead, only for the Ice Raiders to respond to tie the game late in the game.
Bonus hockey time!
This has been terrible 3 on 3 hockey.
So many missed opportunities.
Oh cool, Ice football still has games going. Ice Raiders up 2-1 against Ice Broncos
FYI:
Alison Brie is on @midnight.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/7ba88c3151af4942b27ca179fba6241a/tumblr_o1t2aqxVZP1saaip8o1_r1_250.gif
She was fantastic.
V for victory.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/6c8a101fdeedb25abef4d8530f3e5798/tumblr_o2q1qahLYX1u08gzyo4_400.gif
Nina Agdal – Sports Illustrated (2016)
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Oh, but when the Ice Liouns wear the flying V, it’s ugly? That’s sexist!
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Ordinarily I stay up late because of occasional bouts of insomnia. Today it’s because of the thunderstorms moving through CT with 50-60 mph winds. This is fucking scary. I do not know how midwesterners deal with this sort of shit on a near daily basis.
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Makes you respect the Japanese dealing with nuclear produced monsters.
In honour of Vixen showing up on Arrow. . .(No spoilers please, I’m watching it now)
I support cleavage.
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Phrasing.
Wowza. I have no idea who that is, but she seems very nice.
Rose Bertram
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These Canadians understand our system better than Republicans.
Samantha Hoopes; interesting fashion choices. Not sayin’ dey bad.
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“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
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With a torso like that, why wear clothes covering it up?
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I already hit this absolute shitfaced level. Triple shots gets you there quick
Good hustle, you haz it
I made a promise sarcastically to get shitfaced tonight, started from drunk and down 1/3 of a 1.75 of whiskey from then (I am gonna wake up falling off the side of the bed on the floor I choose to sleep on, don’t worry [1 room over is a King sized bed, but no TV])
Bill Walton is out of his mind on ESPN2 right now, it’s like Pierre McGuire on acid and I cannot look away.
Oh, and if I see this love has no labels commercial again I’m handing in my faggot card.
I can’t stand Walton. I watched 10 minutes of an NBA game just to see if his announcing partner would punch him out and those are 10 minutes I can never get back.
Charlie drinking paint. Mac covered with glitter. Another scheme down the toilet.
Classic Sunny.
Re-watching right now. The commercial breaks killed the momentum for me.
I don’t know, even without having seen the ep. Charlie drinking paint seems like something he would want to do. Mac covered with glitter would be something he “hated”
If anyone needs me I’ll be down at The Rainbow looking for a pot of gold.
Alone.
Don’t take my shit while I’m gone, I called Irish Honor System.
Delayed watching Arrow and then Sunny. I was gonna say feel free to spoil it but you have been good so far.
Oh yeah. Friday night, I went to the Giants bar for a little while, and it was basically standard, mild-mannered fun, until a bunch of douchebags came in drunk as fuck and just kinda annoyed everyone. This lead me to ask my friend what the plural noun for a group of douchebags should be, sort of like a murder of crows or a rampage of rhinos.
I suggested a “smattering,” and he capped it with “a smattering of Summer’s Eve.”
A Lacoste of assholes.
“This lead me to ask my friend what the plural noun for a group of douchebags should be”
Duke
Mac: Alone
A closer look at what Dennis does when no one from the Gang is around.
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Is that a Surface?
Of course it is!
Now that Facebook allows you to do more than “like” something, it makes me wonder what the DFO emoji equivalents would be if we went beyond “This is great.”
– Alcoholic beverage
– Double alcohol beverage
– Yellow penalty flag
– Penis
I think that covers about 95% of our reactions.
You forgot buttholes.
/read the survey results
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Oddly, if you add arrowheads to each branch of that, it’s technically one of the many symbols for entropy. I may not have thought this screen name through entirely.
Maybe your subconscious did…
We would need something to permanently represent being pantsless. Also, something something “fuck the P*atriots.” Oh, and Dok would need a “FUCK THE COWBOYS” emoji.
http://www.tokeofthetown.com/marijuana-leaf%20sized.jpg
I left off “derp face” which is really just a cartoonish Eli Manning face.
Wait. What FB really needs for us DFOers is a Bleergh Button. Click the button, the post in question is penalized 15 days into your history, and you never have to see the stupid fucking thing again.
Is it like a BangBus?
Time for IASIP
Mitch Hedberg. Been watching clips since I was told it would have been his birthday today, not his best joke or even his best delivery of this joke. Still funny
https://youtu.be/u6xaj2fC1jI?t=177
Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing!
Yep. Sucked.
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Tonight sucked.
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I’m pleased to say that reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
We were just hoping (Obviously kidding, missed having your around)
Welcome back, Zombie Redshirt!
Wooooooo!!!
Thanks, but its because I’ve been sick.
It started with my 185 pound body somehow producing 300 pounds of mucus a day. I made the mistake of swallowing some of it (only because I didn’t want to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes to spit it out), which irritated my stomach. I took some medicine which resulted in a nice little side effect of chest tightness and discomfort. With my dad’s heart attack, and with me eating out 7 times a day, this concerned me slightly…until I burped and my chest felt better. I quit taking the medicine and my chest has slowly returned to normal, and I’m taking Tums like a Pez dispenser while waiting for this cursed month to end.
Your immune system is like a slinky going down a staircase to hell.
I was originally gonna add to entropys songs off the soundtrack of Deadpool. I was gonna go Shoop, but instead at the last second I switched to another Salt N Pepa song Push It. No reason other than I like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
This gives my addled brain pleasure on multiple levels:
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OK. My house was built with a coal storage room in the front portion of the basement (fun fact: my friends and I have called this little room the “Jon Benet Room” since any of us moved onto this block), and if the rain is hard enough and continues for a suitable duration, apparently the motherfucker floods.
Why do I bring this up now, you may ask? BECAUSE MY MOTHERFUCKING BASEMENT HAS A HALF INCH OF WATER IN IT. What am I going to do about this half-inch of water? Sweet fuck all, because there I am not breaking out the shopvac right now and there’s nothing of any import on the floor down there (hooray for building shelving last summer!). I am, however, a little annoyed about this, so I’mma crack another beer.
That’ll close the book on the Ice Stillers.
That’s ok, I didn’t need to watch the Ice Footy playoffs anyway. There’s the Euros and the South American Euros.
In honor of Mitch Hedberg (would’ve been 48 today) I wore a dry-clean only shirt. It is dirty.
At the local airport, the escalator was broken. As I walked toward it ignoring the “out of order” sign, I actually heard a woman say to her husband, “Now how the fuck do we reach the second floor?!”
I just walked past and up the stairs.
Sorry for the convenience.
I don’t know why, but his whole riff on never seeing a situation where he would need a receipt for a donut just kills me. It’s so absurd.
Don’t even act like I didn’t buy that donut! I have the receipt. It’s in a drawer. Marked D. For donut.
Escalators are one of the only things that still work even when they’re broken.
This is basically a win and we’re in game for Pitt.
It’ll be interesting to see how they blow it.
Under “Education and Teaching Books” Amazon really thinks I would enjoy the book “POLICE STATE : Ten Secrets the Police Don’t Want You to Know!”
This may be related to the selection they picked out for me in “Business Books”
“Narconomics : How to Run a Drug Cartel”
Also useful as a degree for your sham university.
I’m pretty sure a big part of running a sham university is NOT being raided by the FBI
Someone has no idea how to run a sham university, it seems. FBI raids are half the fun.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Because I watched Deadpool again today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI
I think I promised no more than 5 Paget Brewster pics 4 pics ago. I will finish with her drunk and showing off cleavage
http://www.gifwave.com/media/403729_comedy-central-drunk-history-paget-brewster-shhh-derek-waters.gif
You may break this promise as much, and as often, as you’d like.
GUYS GUYS GUYS
SPACEBALLS 2 IS COMING OUT
SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING HERE
http://www.slashfilm.com/spaceballs-2-posters/
READ THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE WHERE IT SAYS THIS IS MOST LIKELY NOT HAPPENING.
It would be AWESOME, but sadly, even the article says this is a pretty unlikely thing.
(//entropy, shitting on people’s hopes for forty years and counting)
Wow my reading skills are just fucking fantastic tonight apparently. Go me.
I’m sorry. I really am. I just can’t help myself some times.
Yeah I am ignoring the facts and hope it happens. They said Deadpool would never happen even after the test footage leaked and everyone loved it.
They said it’s a long shot at this point; the big difference with Deadpool is the relative youth of the cast. I don’t rule anything out (shit, they made a sequel to fucking Cloverfield), but I’m not getting excited until I read principal photgraphy has started.
I’ve been waiting 30 years for History of The World Part 2.
THEY SAID IT WAS COMING SOON!! IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE MOVIE!!!
When I worked at Blockbuster, people would actually argue with me over the existence of that movie. People fucking suck.
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Reply fail.
I’m not the only one who kept waiting for her to fall out the window…am I??
There’s a window!?
So I have nothing to do tomorrow, and already got a good buzz going. Should I continue drinking responsibly (well as much as that can ever describe me) or just absolutely shitfaced off of this tempting bottle of whiskey next to me for no reason before I watch Sunny?
We already know what the answer’s gonna be here.
“Yes?”
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Sunny this year has been hitting it out of the park. I mean, it’s really the only thing right now that I can’t wait to watch later. The only appointment television left.
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I think it’s that time again:
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My turn!
I BROKED IT
God dammit stop ruining this for everyone. This is exactly why you were adopted in the first place.
For fuck’s sake, Maestro, HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS ADOPTED.
Well we had to tell him at SOME point, didn’t we! Fuck, now he’s crying. God dammit kid! That’s it. I’m getting my belt.
I kind of figured it out when I realized my dad is black, my mom Native American, and I’m Puerto Rican.
Jesus. That’s like Census Bingo right there.
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MAXIMUM EFFORT.