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DO BETTER, Pitt.
Thursday “Dry Run For Next Week” Playing Hooky to Watch Basketball Open Thread
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Sorry about Pitt.
They’re shit.
Notre Dame wins, which means I don’t have to go to mass this Sunday. hoofuckingray!
(spoiler alert) you don’t have to go to mass any Sunday.
Old Man Yells At Lawn?
Goose Gossage ripped Joey Bats for flipping his surname and the damn NERDS! are ruining the game, what with their maths and slide rules and such.
/tried to link but I’m something of a failure…
I swear I didn’t read Deadspin today.
And baseball seriously wonders why popularity continues to go down?
It was a hell of an old man rant.
Of course, this is the guy who when pitching to his ten year old son decided to nail him in the thigh with a fastball because his son couldn’t adjust to hit an outside pitch.
So… anger issues?
Iowa just choked to fucking Illinois. And, to think, people were talking of them as a #1 seed and playing a NCAA tournament game in Des Moines.
That sound you just heard was Fek exploding Champaign, IL.
I can confirm the TAEKZ on local sports talk are very strong.
further underlying the point that NOBODY is any good this year. Yet someone will somehow win…
It’ll be Dook. Just accept it now.
I can’t get the wording right on an altar boy fucking analogy re ND’s failure to make its FTs
They don’t deserve the dignity of a child-rape joke.
on what planet is THAT not a flagrant?
More hateable:
a. Duke Basketball or
b. Notre Dame Football.
Yes
They are pretty much two sides of the same media jizz covered coin.
Come on you green motherfuckers.
SO TORN!
think of it like this. If it were footy, one would easily cheer for Duke.
FUCKING ACC REFS. So blatantly corrupt FIFA would blush.
The right cola for closure.
I just learned that Mark Sanchez will be attending the State dinner Obama is giving for Justin Trudeau on Thursday.
I hope the President locks up Sasha, she is the Sanchise’s favorite age.
There’s a Secret Service agent assigned to keep a gun pressed against his back for the whole dinner.
Nacho’s Secret Service nickname is “Chmura.”
As long as she stays in front of him, like a receiver, she should have no problem avoiding his gaze.
Get back to work you god-damned cunts.
Well, fuck me.
Ah, capitalism DOES work.
Hey, I may be a goddamned cunt, but I sure as hell don’t work.
Is it NIT time already?
Syracuse has secured the No. 1 seed in the East region!
What’s up my NITter?
Don’t know if any of heard this week’s Deadcast, but Big Daddy Drew and Marchman channel our DFO: Request Line from a couple weeks back, debating which air instrument is the best air instrument.
I’m sure Moose will post this same thing in a few hours, get a lot more responses, and I can get butthurt again. 🙂
Well, that’s, uh… that’s certainly an Asian man wearing a Hello Kitty chest plate air guitaring.
I saw that too. I think Drew is a lurker here. After one of my earlier Sunday Gravy posts I mentioned that you never EVER want to drop a bottle of sesame oil and sure enough in the next Funbag he made mention of a grocery store clerk not being available because he was cleaning up a broken bottle of sesame oil.
Coincidence?
Hi Drew!
Still love your work!
I’m sure this was posted by WCS, but I’ll be an ASSHAT and post it again because it is fucking hilarious (apologies to Otto’s Brain):
They lost me after saying “While we respect Commissioner Goodell…”
WOO BAYLOR!
I miss getting to watch UNM play in the WAC/MWC games and NCAA tournament during school.
Sorry for the non-sequitur but I have no other place to toss this out. It hit me last night that Trump could sell the fuck out of his Mexican wall if he paired it with “and then we legalize drugs.”
“‘Trump’ stands for the finest in American home grown marijuana. If it weren’t the best, I wouldn’t put my name on it.”
I give it six months.
Read a scary as fuck article in latest Rolling Stone about this puddle of shit and how he could become POTUS.
Dry run you say?
Arizona is playing their quarterfinal game against Colorado this afternoon. Not interesting. Is interesting, however, is that Sean Miller had to stop doing commercials for Carondolet Health Care when Arizona formally partnered with Banner Health because his deal with Carondolet would be a “conflict of interest”. However, UA President Ann Hart (who, disclaimer, is a horrible rent-a-administrator who only has this job because she is a woman) recently took a position on the DeVry board of directors and it was rubber stamped by the state board of regents.
I made a Fire Ann Hart tee that I wear to every UA sporting event I attend and it always gets positive responses.
I hope they don’t put DeVry University in the same bracket as Bovine University this year. You’d have to be a Grade A moron to make that mistake again!
I’m a Nittany Tide man myself.
Goooooooo BayBay!
Dammit Pitt…YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!
“and they DOIN’ it real good!”
– John Swofford
So did Georgetown.
/feels icky just typing that
The scrolling text jokes aren’t getting old, but the banner quote is getting a bit ripe.
You know, I was thinking the same thing.
I just sent up the bat signal at the secret underground DFO lair for update suggestions.
The banner pic is SFW tho.
Even I’m not going to argue against a new banner quote.
As long as it’s one of mine.
Scrolling text jokes? on this site? huh?
Scrotum text jokes I’ve seen many times.
And the decline of Western civilization has accelerated.
Jesus fuck this is hideous.
Undoubtedly, those are the shitty American version of creme eggs, too.
Indeed. This would be a great thing if they weren’t already shit.
What makes the US product shitty? Where do the “best” crème eggs come from? I know nothing of this big controversy.
The originals are made in the U.K. and the U.S. version are made by Hershey’s using (and this is not just my opinion) inferior chocolate.
You also can’t legally sell the international version in this country, so even if wanted to pay more for the original Cadbury recipe, you can’t.
You can import them, but the Hershey’s ones are already stupidly overpriced.
I think it’s an English import. Somehow the US makes their own and the purists say they fucked it up
I’m not too into the controversy it’s just, and I may be in the minority here, I really hate those fucking cream eggs and one of the things I hate even more is McDonalds.
Lose lose, baby!
The thing is, the Hershey’s ones used to be a different recipe that was just better chocolate (not that white, chalky shit). So beyond international inferiority, it’s just the typical decline in quality of American workmanship.
I’m going to assume that we will hear from an already day-drinking WCS about 15 minutes before the TCU-West Virginny game.
Another parenting win, Fozz style.
Mrs Fozz: “So how are the Terps doing?”
Oldest Fozz Spawn: “They went right into the shitter.”
What could I say? He was right. The Terps are in the shitter, actually they’re beneath the shitter headed towards the sewers.
Shitter is the accepted and correct English term for Port-a-potties, outhouses, and lone toilet installations (you’ve seen them).
Sooooo….pretty much where they belong.
That’s good parentin’
— EVERYONE
I’m glad no one took the pandering bait this time.
I most certainly wore green today. YES, I am actively cheering for Notre Fucking Dame.
See what blasphemy Duke made you do!!
and the Holes will make me repeat it tomorrow (if I’m LUCKY), and if they beat BOTH blues I might have to cheer for them in the final out of raw gratitude
/but probably not, I am kind of an asshole
Nobody who have Dook and Noter Damn is an asshole, more like a SAINT.
*hate
**HATE
Here’s hoping someone runs Grayson Allen’s cheating, piece-of-shit face right into the fucking pole.
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