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I didn’t know Holocaust equivalencies were such an integral part of the Massachusetts curriculum.
Really, I could go on. Such unbridled, unrepentant, undiluted yet deluded hate; it really could only come from the world’s most “oppressed” “nation” of sports “fans”. It was what I needed on a Monday morning. I may never have children, so I will take this moment of pure emotion for what it is – proof I can go on, and that there really are worse people than me.
As far as actual effects, Gisele’s disappointment will miss the first four games, forfeit the requisite pay, and the Pats lose their first round pick (plus a 2017 4th rounder). HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE?! It doesn’t seem like much, considering Brady’s reworked contract seems to take the suspension into account, and the Pats have a documented history of trading away their top pick and turning garbage into gold later in the weekend. Still, update your predictions accordingly.
That really livened up Monday’s NFL News Roundup. Until then, the most interesting things were the announcement that JFFs indictment will be filed on Tuesday, and news that Sam Bradford is refusing to attend any more off-season Eagles workouts and demanding a trade. We are all grateful for Manziel’s contributions to this week’s Crimebeat! and look forward to his eventual tearful admission, trivial sentencing, and journey north to play for the Hamilton Tiger Cats. As to Bradford, I guess someone got tired of all the rumours and decided to put on his big boy pants.
Deadspin has a story that Mike Tirico is leaving tWWL this summer for NBC, to start with Olympics coverage and as their Thursday Night Football play-by-play man. Since Al Michaels’ contract expires in 2017, NBC seems smart to lock down a possible replacement now.
Finally, I tried to read Peter King’s “Acela Excreta“™ this morning, but somewhere about his third “I’m a genius who’s an idiot genius, you idiots” allusion, I had to close my laptop before it flew across the room. You’ll have to look elsewhere for his take; I regret nothing.
Just three days to the draft!
Tonight’s sports action!
NHL: both are elimination games
- Anaheim @ Nashville – 8:00 (Ducks up 3-2)
- Chicago @ St. Louis – 8:30 – Game 7! Go Blues!!
NBA:
- Heat @ Hornets – 7:00 – Game 4
- Mavs @ Thunder – 8:00 – Game 5
- Clippers @ Portland – 10:30 – Game 4
WWE RAW: there’s a PPV this Sunday, so tonight’s episode will set the table for that. Expect lots of talking.
Really, I’ve never had such fun doing a SFW Google image search.
SO MUCH JOY!
Hurray for cosplay!
I have been rewatching last week’s The Flash. I had forgotten just how terribly written it was. Both specific lines and plot wise. Just fucking awful.
It really didn’t make a lick of sense.
I think moving forward, these shows need to have two mini seasons in one.Having just one big bad for 24 episodes just doesn’t work as the hero fails too much and the story just drags. It’s not fun
Porn to laugh at (NSFW): http://i.imgur.com/34asieC.webm
Yeah, I’ve seen a few funny clips like that. Porn is so crazy
Is anyone up?
I am – trying to book my mom’s flight north in the Fall.
I am around, I just made like 20 mozz sticks because I hadn’t eaten dinner and I thought that that was acceptable, but also took 40 min to cook.
I felt the same way about the Costco riblets I had for dinner, washed down with a 40 oz Slurpee.
Cool. I made myself a sandwich an hour ago. I’m debating whether to make popcorn or just go to bed when this movie ends.
I’d say bed, but that’s only because I’m saying bed.
Now I’m off to bed. What a thoroughly frustrating experience.
See you tomorrow, fellow Commentists.
Goodnight, dude.
I’m up and I’ll be UP. . . ALL. . . NIGHT!
Stupid insomnia. What up?
Speaking of what up, I ran into Neil Patrick Harris today at Choices Market in Vancouver. #Coolstorybro
Neat.
I’m watching Scrooged and the world has changed so much since then it’s amazing. I love how the execs’ reaction to Bill Murray’s Scrooge commercial in 1988 is disgust and shock, and yet here we are now where they show shit like that to kids now.
Why are you watching Scrooged in April?
Why not?
You win this round. Bill Murray is always a reason. I guess personally that is a Xmas pic and also one that doesn’t hold up as well as the rest of his work (I am told I am wrong on that last thing by my family, so if you tell me I am wrong I already know)
I did just finish Groundhog Day. It was this or Big Trouble In Little China.
I have never seen Snake Plisscan in Little China. I know I need to watch that one eventually
I think it’s an excellent time capsule of 1988. It’s also fascinating as one of the movies Richard Donner directed in the 1980s, this one being between Lethal Weapon 1 & 2. Donner did Superman, The Toy, Goonies, Scrooged, Lethal Weapon & Lethal Weapon 2 in just over a decade, and that’s not even all of them.
Did you know Miles Davis is playing the trumpet in the street band that he walks past while talking to his brother?
Hey boys & Dok. Clocked out! Shift beer (Old Tavern Red) going down like lemonade. Still have 2 more innings of SD/SF in the earbud. Is Ted Leitner beloved by Padre fans? He’s like a coked up Rodney Dangerfield trying to do Marty Glickman. Right now he’s the perfect buzz.
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Mercy killing?
Ah, shit. What’d I say now?
Nothing. 🙂
And an update on my personal life. Pups went in for another surgery today, this one to remove a tooth (I got to see what was removed after, the tooth/teeth fell apart in the doctors hands when he showed me what he removed), he is doing well and actually ate tonight which is good because he is 6 lbs down from he last surgery because it hurt to eat, and he had to wait a month for this surgery because it wasn’t emergency. Other news, I sprained my ankle again and couldn’t walk all day and stole some Vicoden from the leftovers in my moms stash from when she hurt her back. I would say it was medicinal but I crushed and snorted the pills instead of just taking them. They worked as I can walk now but I am also high and drunk now so I can’t say my motives were pure
I hope your dog feels better.
Yeah for getting high!
Last time I sprained an ankle I was downing Aleve like M&Ms. Never had Vicodin. I can’t remember the last time I was on prescription painkillers. I’ve always been too big a pussy to do anything physical that would necessitate it.
I think the Hawks got a little bit fucked by the refs ignoring calls in the first 2 periods that would have helped the Hawks (Shaw being tripped, having his legs pulled 3 feet in the air and no call being the worst after being Supermanned) and in the 3rd having slightly bullshit calls called against them (The second one being the one I most object to with barely a lovetap on the upper thigh called as slashing). It was a great series though and I enjoyed watching. I hate most of the other teams still alive, the Blues might be the team I end up rooting for going forward
And they were one ricochet away from knotting it up…I need to quit sniffing glue
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Yeah…Shaw wasn’t getting that call, no matter how sincere his apology was.
It’s time.
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I’m back from watching th Blackhawks lose at a bar. I both hate and love all of you.
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Look at the plus side: This should be enough to keep Ken Hitchcock’s job, which is hilarious.
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OKs, that might be a tad esoteric…..
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Naaaw, wasn’t that bad.
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Count me in for Team Assoteric
“IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!”
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WHORES!!!!!!!!!
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a misprint in a 1980s newspaper that switched the captions between Far Side and Dennis the Menace
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Shine On, You Crazy Diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqGe9qErQ1k
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I already am.
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Pink Floyd – On The Turning Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojf18wT_Xtk
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The FOR REALZ #BFIB are beating up Zach(k)? Greinke 5-2, which I am sure everyone is equally, if not MOAR happy about.
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Some semi-obscure 80s for WCS….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kaGqiYqvMM
The Smiths – How Soon Is Now?
(upon further review…this one might not be helpful)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEq8DBxm0J4
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Om nom nom Victory at Sea
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….And here come the cowards who’d you have no idea follow a particular sport until the home team loses
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WWOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO BLACKHAWKS OR KINGS THIS YEAR
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At least the Hawks won’t win this year…
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Laughing way too hard at this.
/might be drunk
…is groovy.
Vitamin X, man! Tis good for a putative padre such as yourself.
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Time foar some muzak to chill you mothers out….
Pink Floyd – Learning to Fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs
Wish You Were Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
Coming Back to Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjoPWxmOCtc
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America…Fuck Yeah!!!!
/gotta rewatch that soon
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If I ever meet someone who legitimately prefers digiorno to actual pizza, I would not hesitate to slew foot them. That is a terrible person.
I’ve had pizza from Pizza Hut that was way worse. Come at me bro.
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I clearly said actual pizza
Oh, yeah, OK. As per definition.
So I guess they are turning the comic book “Preacher” into an AMC show.
I don’t really see how it could work as a live action show. Its also weird that Seth Rogan is directing the first episode.
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“Talking Preach” with Chris Hardwick!
I think it’s pretty clear the “discussion show” would be called “Preach On!”