I assume the face most GMs see in their dreams the night before the draft is Jack Bauer.
It is a nightmare, naturally, as the GM slogs through the dank, polluted streets of their town, running uphill through mud, having to take the stairs since the elevators just don’t work, trying to beat the clock and get their pick in to a cackling ginger demon.
The whole while, a rabid fanbase is getting ever closer, screaming for blood and demanding that all the franchise’s historic wrongs be righted on this one day. They hunger, be it for championships or mediocrity, but they are always demanding and pressing for more.
He runs as fast as he can, barely staying ahead of the slavering mob. Always running; heart racing; never out of range. Just when he turns a corner and thinks he’s safe – there’s Jack.
Gun in hand, he screams, “WHO IS IT?!”, ‘WHO MADE THE CALL?!”, and “WHERE’S MENDOZA?!!”, because even in dreams Jack Bauer is always on the hunt. When the GM doesn’t answer right away, Jack has to use a little persuasion…
“I’LL FEED YOU TO THEM!” Jack screams, pointing at the fanbase, which has somehow slowed down yet gotten closer. “WHO’S THE PICK?!”
“I don’t know…” the GM weeps, “it’s not up to me. It’s whatever the owner’s 8-ball says”.
“LIAR!” screams Bauer, as he grabs the GM and hurls him out the window.
Waking up just before he hits the ground, covered in sweat, the GM realizes that his future, and his family’s, rests on the decisions that will be made today.
His wife, having left the bedroom earlier in the night due to the screaming, returns with a smile and a cup of coffee. She worries about him – wondering when the stroke will come, has the will be updated, and will she be in the passenger seat? “Don’t worry, honey”, she purrs, “it’ll all be over tonight. Why don’t you watch the news?” She turns on the TV and leaves the room, the Xanax finally taking effect. The GM turns to the screen, hoping to catch the basketball highlights, when the screen suddenly becomes his nightmare…
And it ends…
Liveblog tomorrow! Get your picks in!
Until then, the games!
NHL:
- Islanders @ Lightning – 7:00 – Round 2 Game 1
- Predators @ Ducks – 10:00 – Round 1 Game 7
NBA: (all are Game 5)
- Hornets @ Heat – 8:00
- Blazers @ Clippers – 10:00
- Rockets @ Warriors – 10:30
Sweet dreams, Trent Baalke.
Ribs are delicious and Elisha Cutbert is too. One more ribs pic
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Good advice.
Andy Reid was terribly disappointed when he learned what Sean Avery actually meant by the term “sloppy seconds”.
Among the things I plan on doing with my day off tomorrow, I apparently need to call AT&T and ask them “Why the fuck is my internet so slow? Poor tWBS’ avatar won’t even load on DFO!”
WHAT???????????????
GIMME DEY NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May you have better luck than me – it took five separate visits before they could fucking fix it.
You can’t see me avatar neitherer?
Goddammit Obama!!!! I told you not to pull this shit again.
They came out 2 weeks ago and put in a new “Gateway” (router) which dramatically increased the WIFI range, but that apparently did nothing to resolve the CRIPPLING SLOWNESS.
She likes books too
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It’s actually a tiny bit scary how much that cat resembles my own bitch of a cat.
I ain’t got time to read.
Evening gents, I had a peter king-esque thought earlier, assuming the predators win:
Of the 4 NHL teams from last year’s conference finals, only 1 remains, with 3 eliminated the first round. Weird
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Outkast – Roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
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10/10
Agreed. 10/10…would lick BBQ sauce from her fingers. Among other places.
I’m even forgiving that she’s eating beef ribs, which are pretty lousy.
So you’re saying that you’d rather she ordered….
[sunglasses]
…the Pork?
Yes, I’d pork her.
I AM SUMMONED
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This was perfect.
Yep. Indeed it was.
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Flying V’s score on a power play; 2-1 Ice Titans with 17:40 left.
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Alison-Brie-GIF-040.gif
Elisha being a really hot narcissistic biyatch…sadly familiar.
Weezer – Perfect Situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwv-iRvyDZg
The Ice Titans leading Gordon Bombay’s group 2-0, start of the third in Game 7.
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I honestly forgotten the draft was tomorrow, had a weird day and I forgot about what was happening . I do like the Elisha Cuthbert tag though. Hoping for a last minute trade that gets MW to the Bears
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Holy shit it is tomorrow!
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Just a reminder for those of us with donkey brains, and while not allowed to drink booze due to currently taking antibiotics, who may or may not be addled on codeine cough syrup and Xanax:
1st round is four and a half hours long tomorrow night.
2nd and 3rd rounds are Friday, right?
4-7 Saturday
I can’t recall if Day Three is the third though seventh rounds.
Last time I checked, 2-3 are on Fridays.
This has been another installment of: Low Commander briefly checks his phone while in the bathroom.
D2 is 2,3
D3 is 4-7
I’m ashamed that I know this.
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PEAK ’80’s ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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Hippo would be displeased greatly.
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The Flash is turning into shit and Arrow is actually making alright eps other than having Barry have his powers back before he gets them back on his own show. What is happening? Is The Flash just gonna suck for a year and a half now like Arrow did season 3-(4 part 1)
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Sorry ’bout that print. I got a bit carried away.
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Fuckin’ Marsupials, man.
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“Oh, no; we’re just roommates.”
Fosters, Australian for beer.
So I missed tonight and lazily scrolled through the comments. What is the story on all the naked men?
Occasionally there is a woman or two present.
I saw Zymm was here and was gonna find one or two for her but it was a group effort tonight. Nice work gentleman
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I believe Elisha was mentioned earlier.
http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Elisha-Cuthbert.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/18/article-2583424-0075588A00000258-539_306x421.jpg
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Fine. I guess I gotta be the one to break out the chick photos meself…
(oh baby)
http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/images2/chicks_for_kids_320.jpg
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Did y’all know jocks are now fashionable?
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Still less likely to get CTE than …….. Fuck, I forgot.
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So what are the chances that Ted Cruz is lying about making Carly his running mate?
Those two deserve each other.
I’d be all in for a Cruz/Carly ticket.
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I’d holla back!
If I work at it the rest of my life, I’ll never have the swagger he does.
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I love the fact that this movie is “based” on a “true” story by a “martial artist”.
In reality, Frank Dux was literally selling “Kill someone with the Death Touch! Send $5 for instruction!” from the back of comic books and they made him into a movie.
via GIPHY
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Suggestive.
White people…seriously…why are you always doing crazy shit?
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Y’all need to do more shit like this…
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No broken bones…
Oh, fuck him.
I feel like I should be offended.
But I only do stupid shit….not crazy shit.
Is Balls around? Anyone ever heard of Tommy John underwear? I got some as a gift, and the relaxed fit is a little…formfitting for my taste.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/780519f09a0b9235245c73008e3a3039/tumblr_n3s468JVYL1qg8i80o1_540.jpg
Present!
Too tight, eh? Yeah, it’s tough to find good undies!
Long and clingy in the legs, too. The “relaxed fit” are very much boxer briefs.
Yeah, I just looked them up. I do not think they know what the word “relaxed” means…
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My beer is empty, my pizza eaten. Thus I bid y’all adieu.
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Nite Dok
(ok guys…break out the chick photos again!!!!!!!!)
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My prediction for the Manziel trial
IDK… Texas just threw the book at the other kid who suffered from Affluenza.
Rut Ruh Ducks
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C’mon Dude….even with a body like that, a little manscaping never hurt anybody. You gotta keep the shrubbery trimmed if you expect to have curb appeal…..
No one wants that shit getting stuck in their teeth. Just sayin’
Anything I might say could be used against me. But I understand the point you’re making.
But dentists recommending you floss daily
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WHo gives their junk a pencil thin mustache?
Dunno about the pencil thin mustache scenario.
But it is a fact that most ladies are more apt to seek out the mighty oak if they don’t have to wade thru a thicket of overgrowth to get there.
Wow….this thread has gone awry. I take my share of the blame FWIW.
I prefer my men to have a fast putting green if you get my drift.
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Gremlin!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
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Ok must say, Season on of Mr. Robot is probably in the top 3 shows from 2015
Easily IMO. Good for so many reasons.
Up there with Better Call Saul and Fargo
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This is kinda hilarious. I’m pretty sure both people in this photo are supposed to be sexy lookin..but damn if they don’t just look goofy.
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Oh dear lord….the tuck in cartoon form. So wrong.
Oh crap, that’s what that is. Mangina is everywhere.
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He looks like a sexual predator.
She’s….acceptable.
I don’t know, he just looks insanely happy to be near a woman with more than just her ankles exposed. I imagine him growing up Amish.
Interesting counter point.
/still would not allow him near children unsupervised
It’s probably for the best.
This one is better. These are supposed to be “sexy Halloween costumes” btw.
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What are they dressed as? A heterosexual couple?
Damned if I know. People who buy their underwear from the same website?
She is…him not so much.
he’s in total “Gay-Shape”
They look more like siblings to me…
Too much Smylex
Motherfucker. Rumor has it my bar is discontinuing my favorite beer as a regular feature. This shit is worthy of starting a petition.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/06fc3035e610dd24c0a61c71498e55a0/tumblr_nlzhgk07ct1skwl5to1_1280.jpg
I’m sure you can get Bud Light somewhere else; most bars are#upforwhatever.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
it was either that or the “International Women’s Day” scene from Deadpool with Ryan Reynolds.
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Equal time time, for Dok (and CB if she ever arrives).
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Drives an early 70s VW van.
2/10….would not bang.
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I’m a heterosexual, my internet history proves that much. But in a hypothetical situation, “HOT DAMN! I CAN WASH MY CLOTHES OFF HIS ABS!!!”
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Bad thing about the Cubs being good this year : There are way more drunk and insufferably hopeful Cubs fans around my neighborhood
Good thing about the Cubs being good this year : The neighborhood is on track for record high robbery rates, and Cubs fans are easier prey than me
Ice Titans 1-0
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One of my favorite episodes.
Also one of my favorite actors.
I think he won (or was at least nominated) for an Emmy for that one.
Just googled it…yep, he won it for that one.
But jeez alou (nod to Frank Barone), that was 20 freaking years ago. I’m old.
here you go Dok
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Hehe, that’s some amusing censorship
Good thing about the Blackhawks being out : I can now unreservedly root for the Caps
Bad thing about the Blackhawks being out : There are now only 2.6 other people in the whole of Chicago who are watching hockey
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That is SO TRUE
And I just suddenly remembered something….be right back
Aww, piggly XIX!