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WCS

A guy gets kicked out of the B1G for ecstasy use is now going to Tampa. All is right in the universe.

scotchnaut

“HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”

-Giants GM Jerry Reese, about to make his second round pick

WhyEaglesWhy

“WATCH MY BEER AND HOLD THIS!”

– Giants GM Jerry Reese, after the draft.

King Hippo

Last true edge rusher?

Smithchez

That pause wasn’t intentional, idiots. He had no idea how to pronounce Xavien.

King Hippo

Probably wondered if he was having a stroke for a few seconds.

King Hippo

dental hygiene is important, southern ppl forget that

Spur

Does anyone want Foles/Keenum and two 4th rounders for a 2nd round pick? Am asking for a friend.
– Peter King

WhyEaglesWhy

Not sure what to think of the Cowboys’ draft so far. With Elliott and Smith, they could wind up winning the draft or having it all blow up in their face. I know every team is like that, but even more so. They rolled the dice, man.

WCS

Dontari Poe and Chris Jones could make a hell of an interior d-line.

King Hippo

God help the Golden Corral buffets near the Kansas City training camp facility.

WhyEaglesWhy

I feel like this is the place to post a picture of the motorcycle twins from the Guinness book, but I’m too lazy.

Smithchez

“A big bear hug to the commissioner there. You know everybody hates him, right?”

King Hippo

“I tried to kill the white devil, but he said something about the seas flowing red with the blood of the unbelievers, and I just kinda let go.”

Duchess

“Goodell was probably saying ‘Don’ let go’ cause its the most love he has gotten”

– My Girlfriend

Beastmode Ate My Baby

WWOMS.

What Would Otto Man Say?

WCS

“Ted Cruz is a national disgrace.”

scotchnaut

Nothing. He done gone away.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Spur

Not sure how to feel about the Cowboys pick. So Jerry is going to red-shirt him?

Were the other NFL commissioners as detested as Goodell?

Tagliabue had his moments… But nothing like this national disgrace.

scotchnaut

Rozelle? No.

Tagliabue? No.

Spur

David Stern was cock sucker!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Chris Jones has been sitting there in that tuxedo for the last 26 hours.

King Hippo

Horatio’s gonna need a whole lot MOAR ice cream

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did everyone see the fanduel sign in the Jaguras’ war room?

Spur

Sup

WCS

Meanwhile, Jacksonville continues to resemble a somewhat competent organization, that might actually be building something down the line…

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Well that’s just plain crazy-talk!

Clipboard Jesus

With Ramsey and Jack, this draft seems good already. PLUS they get Dante Fowler from last year’s first round.

King Hippo

Not a bad $1 fantasy defense if you want to look smart at teh auction

King Hippo

They definitely have the best set of 3-down LBs in the league, by far.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

They actually have a lot of talent, my only worry is they are still Jacksonville

Smithchez

“The Jaguars have traded up to the 37th pick and have selected Doctor James Andrews.”

scotchnaut

Giants 2nd round pick? I’m going with Eli Bananacake.

King Hippo

guarantee you this is Myles Jack

scotchnaut

Nice!

King Hippo

I run my big mouth enough, eventually will get something right…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit I thought it started in at 7. I missed some picks

King Hippo

EAST COAST BIAS MUTHAFLIPPA

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

They now randomly have the correct central time or the east coast time on everything. I never know when anything actually starts. I was fine with the East Coast bias

makeitsnowondem

Kicking off tonight with Jester King/Stillwater Audio Palette. It’s nice. Dry, mildly sour, subtly fruity. I could drink alot of this.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am already bored. I listened to every depressing song ever because that was the theme on the earlier thread. This 40 minutes til the draft starts is gonna kill me. Should I go 100% redhead chicks (just the first thing that popped into my mind) or scatter in some dudes for the lovely ladies who hung around all night last night. I know the answer is definitely the latter or shut the fuck up and be a responsible adult who doesn’t spam pics

WCS

The Chargers aren’t actually trying to improve, huh?

blackroseMD1

Gates is going to end up falling apart before the year is over. TE isn’t the most pressing issue right now, but it is a need for the Bolts, especially with Ladarius Green going to the Stillers.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“Drafting another TE to sit behind Gates for another few years, only to be lost in free agency, is just what’s best for the team right now.”

–Mike McCoy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Isn’t that guy with the shredded knee nerve more like yeah right than Myles Jack?

King Hippo

Think the Jags will pick Crazy Eyes at 38.

scotchnaut

THE COWBOYS ARE THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

JUST LIKE BELLICHICK!

King Hippo

grumble grumble MOAR like inside your mom’s box grumble grumble

Smithchez

Who the hell is crying? Is it Urban?

King Hippo

Mayock just came a little there

makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

Dick E. Phuck

Sup

Beastmode Ate My Baby

C’mon, Cowboys…let’s make this entertaining!

King Hippo

ah, The Freak!

King Hippo

If this is Tyler Boyd, would be a horrendous reach.

WCS

I always thought Ogbah at Okie State had a bright future. Oh well.

King Hippo

Make him angry? Tell him his locked into the Browns for 4 years, that should do it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

No, no…that’s called suicidal depression. Much different.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Good pick? Do we have any Browns fans here?

Ah, don’t know why I’m even asking.

Smithchez

Mayock’s not wrong. “Holy shit you guys, we made the first pick of the night! High fives all around!”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Props to the NFL network for getting right down to the business of making fun of the Browns

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So, open question. Who want’s their team to draft Myles Jack in the second round? I for one wouldn’t mind it at all even though the Bears picked up to ILB this offseason. Actually the fact they did that is the reason I say possibly go for it.

WCS

If he fell to the Stillers, I’ll buy all you shots and coke.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

If the team has that much confidence in his knee, definitely. He may have to sit out a year, but the talent level is certainly there.

He’d be the best defender on the Chargers*.

* Assuming he can tackle

King Hippo

A’Shawn? He had good fashion game yesterday. Plus…great fucking name.

WCS

His younger brother, B’Sean, has always done well, just not as good.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

C’Shon is just stunningly average.

WCS

I can’t wait for The Factory to use every pick on a quarterback.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

And every one of them will be with another team within 3 years.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“Fuck you, 2nd rounders. You are not worth my precious time.”

-The Rog

Smithchez

It isn’t a Lemon party without ol’ Dick (Butkus)

theeWeeBabySeamus

I want me entry fees refunded, please.
Oh yeah, that’s right.

WCS

I guess I should have asked earlier; I could have thrown something together. I thought Rob had something planned. Whoopsie-doodle.

King Hippo

We collectively did NAWT earn our $12 keep today ,, smh

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fuck you. You earned it by having the site up and running all day. WBS was wasted at noon-ish

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck you.
I was gone by 11am.

theeWeeBabySeamus

AND THAT’S EDT GODDAMMIT!!!!!
fucking left coasters.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I figured our crack team of draft analysts* would have had this scheduled days ago. I would’ve been happy to put it together myself…if I had but known! (Bum-bum-bummmm)

*closet alcoholics

King Hippo

HEY! Most of us are pretty out and proud!

Unsurprised

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Warming up?

King Hippo

Won’t somebody PLEAZ find a nice home for crazy eyes??

Unsurprised

I’m going to L.A. May 4 – 10. I’ll see what is scheduled and update accordingly.

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