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Horatio Cornblower

The Patriots fans seemed underwhelmed with that pick.

Smithchez

He’s black, but now a Patriot, so they’re not sure how to feel.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

They are absolutely, undeniably whelmed.

Brocky

Of all the things to hate about new england, the fact that they’ve almost pretty much ruined crazy train, a song I love ironically, often gets lost in the shuffle

Unsurprised
Brocky

Man I don’t think I’ve seen an ad for live jasmin since college

Unsurprised

What’s an ad?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Redhead. NSFW

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makeitsnowondem

So that’s all of us wrong on which round the first kicker goes in, right?

King Hippo

I almost crashed my car I laughed so fucking hard.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright, gents, I have to hit the hay early. Walking 39 miles this weekend for (against?) breast cancer. If you don’t hear from me Monday, I didn’t make it.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Look, you’re gonna have to decide before you walk 39 miles…for or against?

Horatio Cornblower

The Cowboys took the biggest risk on the board? The fuck did I miss?

Duchess

an injured LB not named Jack

Horatio Cornblower

oh good.

/drinks

Duchess

Do Pats act like a coed on Spring Break and double up on Gronks?

Wakezilla

I’d mock whomever just picked a fucking kicker, but, this whole thing is just a crap shoot anyway. For all we know, Aguayo is going to be the best player in the draft.

Smithchez

Best player? Uh, seriously? You know Hackenberg’s already off the board, right?

/laughs
//walks over to corner and sits down, contemplating things for a moment
///cries

Horatio Cornblower

Those two black kids should know better than to be sprinting down a street; Chicago PD is gonna shoot them both in the back.

Smithchez

HOT 2nd round kicker ACTION!

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Traded up 15 spots for him too!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Definitely did not guess that–or anything else–correctly in our prediction pool

Unsurprised
Horatio Cornblower

I’m so happy to be here just in time for NEs back to back picks…

Brocky

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Horatio Cornblower

Lynn Swann getting his public appearances in now before he’s inevitably indicted as the new USC AD

Horatio Cornblower

/Door flies open…

Horatio rushes in, badly out of breath, (so he must have run for 3, maybe even 4 yards)

“Hey guys, just got back from driving 40 miles each way to buy this great beer! I made my wife come with me so I could get a double order! It’s all in the car, c’mon we’ll get good and hamm….”

New School Zero walks by, belches and passes out on the couch

“Oh goddammit.”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will never believe you ran three yards

Horatio Cornblower

Shit man, I don’t believe it and I’m the one who said it!

Brocky

I know its immature, but I will never not take the chance to hate on notre dame

http://s32.postimg.org/rc7box3yt/Notredamesucks.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

Brian Kelly’s Number of Student Assistants Killed is still at 1.

For now.

Brocky

lol not so sublte edit of the notre dame page (check the far right) I got a snapshot, give me a second

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Fighting_Irish_football

Duchess

Do the bears draft or trade?… IM watching on line so i dont know yet

Brocky

I think they traded like 4 times

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Are you fucking kidding me? I will stab you all. TV went out on the commercial break before the Bears pick

WCS

Going out for dinner. Enjoy the perpetual Jetsing.

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Oh God that Skins fan flexing

makeitsnowondem

Damn, Patrick Kerney is skinny as hell now.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I remember really hating Kearney, but I can’t remember why.

Brocky

a red head WITH glasses? that’s two fetishes right there!

WCS

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Wakezilla

The Jets like shitty quarterbacks like the Flyers like shitty goaltending.

WCS

The sun rises in the east, you’ll always have to pay taxes, and the Jets will always blow a high draft pick on a shitty quarterback.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Every person boos.

/Espn announcers: Well a mixed reaction here

Smithchez

There’s the Jest I was waiting for.

WCS

BWAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

(inhales)

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Wakezilla

I still have no idea why so many people hate that woman.

Unsurprised

They are dumb.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Noodlearm!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So many Notre Dame players are being drafted early, they must have won the championship last year, right?

WCS

http://mit.zenfs.com/214/2011/09/Purple-Kelly.jpg
Would you want to play for this guy?

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It never ceases to amaze me how little charisma Goodell has. Usually, the suit-bots that run big organizations have some measure of people skills to disarm the drones beneath them, but Goodell seems to lack even that.

Dick E. Phuck

Amobi Okoye!!!???

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Redheads. NSFWish

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Spur

I bet Melissa Stark smells nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

I’m only +1ing for condiment king

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Seahawks have possibly had two good early picks?

OK. That’s new, but I’m good with it.

Beerguyrob

I look forward to going, “Huh, what?” at every play they make this season.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will try to trust Pace. But trading out of the beginning of the second has historically been bad

King Hippo

This is way too fucking emotionally manipulative and makes me uncomfortable. I’m cool with letting them pick, but…

WCS

“That’s right, you Philistines! Boo me now in front of the crippled kid! BWAHAHAHAHA!”

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Shaun Alexander still exists?

Brocky

Who’s that?

-Seahawks fans

King Hippo

SeaTruthers select…what the 9/11 Commission is hiding.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just to self-promote, you did catch the extra HRTN today, right?

Brocky

Yes, and I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

Although I think I would eat the remains of a three tiered cake, if i got the chance

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Awseome. Your reply to the Draft special cracked me up. Late last night I told my wife “I should write this…” which led to some hasty typing.