An “Oh God – The Dog Won’t Stop Barfing!” Belated Friday Open thread

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Sorry; been at the vets for 2 hours because the angel pictured above has kennel cough. THERE’S PHLEGM EVERYWHERE!!1!!1

NHL: Lightning @ Islanders – on now

NBA: 

  • Cavs @ Hawks – on now
  • Spurs @ Thunder – 9:30

One benefit – they gave her a codeine perscription. WHY YES, DOC, SHE’LL GET ALL OF IT!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brocky

Justice League was such a good show:

http://s32.postimg.org/ay6xf4611/u41oqq_F.gif

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/fqYZ1B6.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This one made me laugh. What show is that from?

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JustStopDude

Snuffbox.

Its…an acquired taste.

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JustStopDude

https://youtu.be/I66aySW4le8

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/mF55Qyv.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

So I met Unsurprised at lunch today! Totally cool dude, which leaves me UNSURPRISED. (cwutididthere?)

You fuckers in Portland better have a DFO meetup this summer for the Beer Festival!

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Brocky

So my dfo representation has morphed in a caricature of my own insecurities.

I’ve had worse I guess

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Brocky

I still give myself credit to this day as being the only one among my group to recognize him in devil’s rejects

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Brocky

And I meant to type this on the latest hard ride thread.

Brocky has committed an offense.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Time to confess.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/4dcf5fcec6baf8cfd49c0e417a382dca/tumblr_ny0gy1mvnt1uhyibpo1_500.jpg

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/w1FNJaN.gif

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Horatio Cornblower

Just came back from “Captain America: Civil War” because my daughter is an enormous nerd. Just like her old man.

2.5 hours of mindless entertainment and LOUD NOISES and some laughs. Theater was packed. Everyone seemed to be having a good time judging by all the talking. Hope I didn’t miss any important plot points. Based on the last seen the next Marvel movie will revolve around Black Panther, so you know Chip Kelly and Jerry Richardson are gonna split an extra large popcorn for that one.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Going to see it tomorrow morning! Glad to hear good news.

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Horatio Cornblower

Pee during the previews and thank me later.

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laserguru

Made it home for the week.

For the week hell, I’m off TF fucking N.

I just scheduled all of next week off but I’ve been given the go ahead for however long.

Woo-hoo, let’s get medicated!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t know then; I laughed.

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/Ty4DqCQ.gif

“GET UP ROOKIE! I WAS TALKING TO THE PERP DAMN IT!”

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WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My wife just asked why I’m laughing so hard.

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s not even frowned upon; I called my kids assholes all the time when they were toddlers. Because toddlers ARE assholes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, other people’s toddlers when their grandma is around.

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Covalent Blonde

I feel so guilty for how hard that made me laugh.

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Covalent Blonde

That is an impressive “noooooo” being yelled from the Islander’s fans

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JustStopDude

https://youtu.be/o-nr1nNC3ds

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jean-Paul Sartre with a cat, year unknown.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a1477792448ea41eaa9db76797c203f9/tumblr_n77udbLQ5J1rb5m7to1_500.jpg

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Kennel cough, or as they call it in Baltimore, a first kiss

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Spanky Datass

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Doktor Zymm

Damn, y’all went straight to the girly pics tonight, must have been a long, and possibly hard day! I’m enjoying a post tennis beer, and I have the joy of subjecting out of town guests to Malort tonight, muahaha.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I went full sexy Friday, we can work with it though.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/0c0d98da48df9420afd8cdfe58e5ef42/tumblr_o6j0s0NBub1r9pt1so3_250.gif

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Wakezilla

What do you mean, I totally forgot about making report cards for my students and the marks/grades are due tomorrow, Wakezilla of two weeks ago? Sigh. I guess I have to stop procrastinating and should start doing some heavy lifting work.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another shitty job in the salt mines; photographer’s assistant:

http://67.media.tumblr.com/194e1e570ec5981c44566116db1c5ecf/tumblr_o6pj793P0a1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg

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Wakezilla

I sure hope she lathers up on sun screen. She’s about 15 minutes away from getting a nasty sun burn.

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Spanky Datass

What an incredible vista! And by “vista” I mean ass.

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Wakezilla

Ice Bucs and Ice Jets are heading into the 3rd already? That was fast. Tight game, too. (1-0 Ice Jets).

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Broken arm, hanging out. Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor (born 7 November 1996), better known by her stage name Lorde.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/003072f96c491ae09e83fcd1cfe4e616/tumblr_o6prl6S5cQ1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg

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Wakezilla

Are we sure that first 9 isn’t supposed to be a 7? I think I need to see a long form birth certificate.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She looks happy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think “singer/song writers have to be that way; the best songs come out of it.

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laserguru

Poor posture 2/10
would not bang.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Born: Ariel Winter Workman
January 28, 1998 in Los Angeles, California, USA

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Wakezilla

It’s nice to see my 2016 Dream Matchup of Tampa/Nashville is still alive.

http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7284/16621875759_1a3204fe9b.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Gary Bettman has dispatched a hit squad to take you out.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You are cruel, cruel man.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Always thought she was the bee knees.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She looks like she’d smell like a combination of flowers and sweat.
This should not be construed as a complaint, per se.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Very seldom have I objected to hot girl sweat….. except that one time with the squirt gun.

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Wakezilla

Wowza

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Raging erection early tonight, eh? OK, just drink moar.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Stop naming threads after what my dog is doing

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