Request Line: Spycraft

EXT. BOCA RATON, FLORIDA – DAY

BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble have you guys watched the Americans it’s pretty good.

PETE CARROLL: And have the Rand Corporation track my viewing habits?  No thanks, man.

ANDY REID: [looks up from bucket of fried chicken]

PETE CARROLL: I do enjoy Mr. Robot, though.

JIM CALDWELL: As do I.

BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble FX is where it’s at.

RON RIVERA: Wild card, bitches!  [tears off shirt, dives into nearby pond]

SEAN PAYTON: Oh, man, Archer is terrific.

CHUCK PAGANO: A bit unrealistic, though.

TODD BOWLES: Unrealistic?  It’s a fucking cartoon!

CHUCK PAGANO: No, no, I mean in its portrayal of the cocaine trade.  Trust me, I’ve, um, witnessed a few things.

BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble the spy stuff isn’t exactly accurate either.

HUE JACKSON: Rescue me.

PETE CARROLL: Huh?

HUE JACKSON: RESCUE.  ME.  [glances around, realizes Jimmy Haslam is nearby]…is, uh, is also a very good show.

DOUG PETERSON: [also glancing at Jimmy Haslam] More like American Crime Story, am I right, guys?

BRUCE ARIANS: Sons of Anarchy.

ADAM GASE: Unsupervised.

MIKE MCCARTHY: Running Wilde.

REX RYAN: Hey, come on now.  My players might be a little out of control, but they’re basically good kids at heart.

GUS BRADLEY: You’re The Worst.

MIKE MULARKEY: No, YOU’RE the worst!  At least my draft picks can survive longer than a week.

JOHN HARBAUGH: My brother and I watched Anger Management for a while, but found it devoid of practical tips.

JAY GRUDEN: Tyrant.

CHIP KELLY: What’d you call me?

JAY GRUDEN: Oh, I wasn’t talking about you [glances at a nearby Dan Snyder].

MIKE MCCOY: It would be best if we were to assemble for the group photo now.

PETE CARROLL AND BILL BELICHICK: [in unison] NO CAMERAS!

The theme for this week’s Request Line is “spycraft”.  Whether that means spies, disguises, surveillance, or shadowy government organizations is up to you.  I’ll get us started with one of the classics.  Have fun!

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Don T

CALIFORNIA
hrnn hrnn
ÜBER ALLES
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw

laserguru

Now I love me some heavy German industrial shit.

laserguru

ALXMAC

Garbage – The World Is Not Enough

https://youtu.be/8C5NLfYdZaE

laserguru

King Hippo

It was supposedly the first song they ever performed live on teh teevee box, as seen here:

Cuntler

Well, he was a private detective.

SHAFT! You damn right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEaRCAcfOEQ

King Hippo

A complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman (ppl forget that)

Cuntler

God, this song is terrible, but it seems applicable.

Corey Hart, “Sunglasses at Night”

I assume he was the house band for all Corey-related parties from 1984 – current.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56HSPQHSqEE

King Hippo

Don’t play English version, uh oh!

Don T

Soda Stereo – Persiana Americana (in English, weirdly, Venetian Blinds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTPhjLmSowY

You don’t feel fear, you’re still smiling. I know it excites you to think how far I’ll take this.

Now THAT is quality stalking.

nomonkeyfun

Ani Difranco- Fire Door
“I open the fire door to four lips, none of which were mine, kissing.”

https://youtu.be/NWN9jLPKWV8

Cuntler

I haven’t heard that in . . . well . . .

/cums

Cuntler

//nostalgically

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And like that, Pavlov ruins another pair of pants.

Cuntler

I am embarrassed to say this, but damn you if this song isn’t catchy!

/actually not embarrassed

Flagpole sitta, Harvey Danger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM

montythisseemsstrangetome

Saw them live in a Chicago bar about 10 years ago. Those guys were great, and they didn’t even play this song, the only one that ever got radio airplay.

Don T

The Who – I Can See For Miles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc

Cuntler

Maybe “The Seeker” too? The protagonist in that song is shady as all get out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiSzo82Gbzc

SonOfSpam

Clash – London Calling

Seems kinda shady-government-ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iSIsSuA9k

Don T

Rage Against the Fucking Machine Maaaaaaaan – Guerilla Radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVKYS34Qxc

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pink Floyd – Run Like Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySO-gryuO-c

Cuntler

Inspector Gadget Theme Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1-YPLp3KqA

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’ve got a cover for that!

Cuntler
jjfozz

The Untouchables – I Spy for the FBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHItHKfzW7A

Wakezilla

In compliance of CRTC laws, here’s Canada’s favorite musical twin lesbian act, Teagan and Sara!

“My windows look into your bathroom
Where I spend the evening watching
You get yourself clean
And I wonder why it is
That they left this bathroom so unclean”

https://youtu.be/aPDshUprQxo

nomonkeyfun

I was out at a bar with some friends a couple of months ago. One of the ladies said “I’m going to Tegan and Sara with my ex. If that isn’t the most lesbian thing I’ve ever heard of I don’t know what is.”
Her twin piped in, “Um, yeah, going with your twin sister.”
I could barely breathe for 10 minutes.

/Continues listening to Ani Difranco

Wakezilla

Shit, I forgot how catchy this tune was.

On a related note, these two are incredibly nice and down to earth. You can catch them taking the Skytrain whenever they’re not touring, going wherever. And they don’t mind talking to you. I actually saw one of them taking the train to Rogers Arena to open for Katy Perry. That’s some mighty fine celebrity grit.

Cuntler

How is this not on here yet? HELP ME, TOM CRUISE!

Mission Impossible Theme Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyByefOvgQ

Cuntler

I should hope so, assuming they were paid in nookie, per the norm.

Cuntler

Most underrated ’80s movie of all time? “Spies Like Us”.

Most properly rated theme song of all time? “Spies Like Us” Paul McCartney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn_L1EN2M_s

Spanky Datass

Beat me to it! THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
Agree on both points and the official video is just awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ATt3FXAUY

Cuntler

Another Way to Die – Alicia Keys and Jack White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4LpSzKnEtA

Wakezilla

Blondie- One Way or Another

https://youtu.be/KXewIR7Y7cc

nomonkeyfun
Cuntler

A View to Kill – Duran Duran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV4UqmbzIq4

jjfozz

dB’s Spy in the House of Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt2BOl7T-jw

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

If you’re a Bad Religion newbie, this is the song to get started with.

Bad Religion – The Defense

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

An absolute classic.

Rancid – Time Bomb

laserguru

Time to break out the funk!

JerBear50

Dammit! Was checking to see if anyone posted this yet.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Gotta get this one in before tWBS shows up.

Green Day – Espionage

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha…nice.

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

DOUBLE SHOT

Rush – Distant Early Warning

(really, so much of Rush’s oeuvre fits this category, and Rush is awesome)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kJWkmtjoX4

SonOfSpam

Shit. Sorry for “oeuvre.” It was completely unnecessary.

nomonkeyfun

I don’t think Rush has laid that many eggs. Except for the whole Ayn Rand fascination.

SonOfSpam

Agree totally; they got a little smart for their own good (looking at you Peart) but I don’t think they give a shit about her any more.

nomonkeyfun

James Bond Theme- Monty Norman
https://youtu.be/Ii1tc493bZM

nomonkeyfun

Talking Heads- Life During Wartime

https://youtu.be/obAtn6I5rbY

SonOfSpam
nomonkeyfun

Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight
https://youtu.be/xl7Hd2r0LOs

Always struck me as stalkerish.

laserguru

I got your stalkerish right here!

Cuntler

TRIPLE SHOT

Wolf at the Door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvBPCm25z4I

Cuntler

FUCK IT! QUADRUPLE SHOT!

Burn the Witch is pretty covert government organization-y.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

nomonkeyfun

They Might Be Giants- Spy
https://youtu.be/Su1GPbkFEiw

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This seems appropriate/annoying, kinda like Mike McCoy:

laserguru

laserguru

nomonkeyfun

Holy shit that video is…
I don’t know.
I’m terrified by the thought of Keith with a gun.
But the whole Mick thing…?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

laserguru

Oh, I can do this.

blaxabbath