NFL Missing Person Updates:
- HURT:
- Bills rookie linebacker Reggie Ragland – ACL – out for the season
- Giants WR Victor Cruz – strained calf; won’t play first preseason game
- CUT:
- Rams rookie WR Deon Long – for bringing a woman into the dorm
- BACK:
- Seahawks TE Jimmy Graham – first day of practice off the PUP list
- Patriots tiny person Julian Edelman – tweaked foot feels fine
- CONTRACT DISPUTE:
- Chiefs safety Eric Berry – refuses to accept franchise tag of $10.8 million
- Chargers rookie Joey Bosa
- Chargers GM Tom Telesco feels Bosa needs to compromise
- Antonio Gates says Bosa should “be a man” and find a way to get to camp
- Bosa’s father, John, also was a holdout as an NFL rookie. John Bosa was a defensive lineman drafted No. 16 by the Dolphins in 1987 and held out 41 days before signing his rookie contract, according to ESPN.
- RELEASED:
- Tony Siragusa – from FOX NFL broadcasts
- replaced by Chris Spielman
- Tony Siragusa – from FOX NFL broadcasts
- LOOKING FOR WORK:
- Former Baylor coach Art Briles – visited the Cowboys
- Jerry Jones vouched for his character, saying “I’d want my grandson, if he had the chance, to play for him.”
- the question is, would he let his granddaughter attend?
- Jerry Jones vouched for his character, saying “I’d want my grandson, if he had the chance, to play for him.”
- Former Baylor coach Art Briles – visited the Cowboys
Finally, ESPN stalwart John Saunders passed away at age 61. When I go, I want someone of Hannah Storm’s calibre to make my announcement.
There’s a much longer tribute involving Stephen A. Smith. You can find that here, and I’m sure tWWL will have others throughout the day. Sad.
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Deadspin watched Hard Knocks, and found the moment when Jeff Fisher cut Nick Foles by telephone.
That’s about right. Welcome to Hollywood, Jeff Fisher. He’s probably getting that call himself in about 2 years.
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Some motorhead asked the question, does Brown’s rookie Corey Coleman have the ability to become Steve Smith. I guess so. But until you can do this, you are no Steve Smith.
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The first lawsuit from the cancelled Hall of Fame game is expected Friday. It’s apparently going to be filed by the same lawyer that started a class-action suit over the seats fiasco from Super Bowl XLV. He’s going to be looking for tort claims, because that then could take into account punitive damages.
The story notes that the case about the missing Super Bowl seats is still ongoing, and over $20 million has already been spent by the League in that case.
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It finally happens tomorrow night. Real, actual, non-cancelled preseason football.
- Tampa Bay at Philadelphia – 7:00 pm
- Washington at Atlanta – 7:00 pm
- Carolina at Baltimore – 7:30 pm
- New Orleans at New England – 7:30 pm – on NFL Network
- Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets – 7:30 pm
- Denver at Chicago – 8:00 pm
Make sure to talk about your game in the comments while we all bitch about the Jimmy Garoppolo era being the first thing on the NFL Network. WHY NOT SANCHEZ V CUTLER?!
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Tonight’s sports:
- non-Olympic:
- MLB: Yankees @ Red Sox – 7:00 (ESPN)
- U.S. Open Cup Soccer: Los Angeles vs. FC Dallas – 10:00 (ESPN2)
- Olympic:
- Men’s basketball: U.S. vs. Australia – 6:00 (NBCSN)
- NBC primetime – 8:00
- more Phelps & Ledecky action
- Women’s beach volleyball
- Men’s soccer: Denmark vs. Brazil – 9:00 (NBCSN)
- if you want to see a country burn, root for Denmark
All Canada’s medals so far have been won by women. I can’t wait to read MRA twitter if it stays that way. WHY SO BUTTHURT?
So, did someone trip the bobby traps around Martin’s porn reserves? What’s with the new aesthetics?
moar mobile friendly digs
So much more friendly. It’s great.
Who wants trash cake?
I’m saving room for duck ramen and beer in about an hour.
Eh, fuck it, I’m in.
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NO WAY THEY CAN SEE ME MEOW
Never forget
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=MqqyD0nP1LQ
Welp, there’s goes Stevie Johnson out for the year…
I hope he blames God.
He will still lead the Chargers in Touchdown Receptions this year.
If you said Rushing Touchdowns, I’d believe you.
In case you missed it, Gawker is embracing the blogging equivalent of auto-erotic asphyxiation with its new sub-blog called The Cuck.
Pretty close to Cuckold no?
I mean, if Gawker were a person and had a wife, Peter Thiel would be sweatily banging the shit out of her right in front of them so…
…I think I had a point.
More like he would like to bang the husband
Yes, that’s that “joke”
Its too bad Deadspin is going down with that sinking ship.
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I get a definite “Couples Teach The Babysitter” vibe from the Swiss beach volleyball team:
I don’t speak Mandarin, but there seems to be a lot of shit talking with these women after every point.
I imagine this is what neanderthal porn would look like. Their kids would not only be great swimmers but be able to skin a sabertooth tiger in world record time.
Just because it’s only a mental image doesn’t make it any less painful.
Come on Denmark. I want a repeat of the last time Brazil was on the international football stage:
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Behold, the power Fuhrer Trump will soon yield.
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I never thought I’d care for ping pong before.
There are ping pong gifs? Who knew?
That cat has never been so simultaneously entertained and frustrated.
We call that Baltimore cunnilingus
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[Stephen Harper’s mistress rears her ugly head]
So, we’re all rooting for Brazil to burn tonight right?
You mean, more so than usual?
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Yesssss found table tennis on tsn. Very excited. Love this game, they are like ninjas.
Wait until you watch this documentary about table tennis, it’s totally fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfdQY0A3n0o
Yo
Yo, ma.
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We all know that Lacrosse bros are all douchebags.
I can’t help but think Water Polo bros are even bigger douchebags. They just look so…douchey…
Nico Hernandez is is into the gold medal fight for the flyweight in boxing. 20 years old.
I want to say this will be the first US medal in boxing…since 88 I think…
Wilma Tell.
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I can’t stop watching this.
I think I like her more that the stop/no girl
I guess it was only a matter of time.
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I’m only slightly ashamed to admit I laughed at that.
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The price?
I am really interested in the bonus scene.
A divorce?
God damn it
“Ehh… spray the boy.”
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The scarf makes the guy look more like Tom Brady.
No, wait, LESS like him. Like the saying goes, “Heat makes (air) expand.”
The sex doll scream face makes me think of Aaron Hernandez…
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For a team full of guys by the name of Bruce, The Austrailer! Austrailer! Austrailer! basketball team didn’t do THAT bad.
Yep, starting early tonight. Music soothes the savage breast. I am totes feeling savage tonight and in need of soothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBMafTXFBxY
Good Fight Boomers
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DAGGER!
Coach Rat-face is gonna make Klay swim laps in the river.
Seriously, fuck Pulp Fiction and fuck Tarantino.
Two of the film’s most iconic moments are outright bullshit:
1. Ezekiel 25:17 does not go on for five minutes about righteousness and brothers and anger. This is it:
“And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.”
That’s it. He must have stolen the rest from Akira Kurosawa like he does everything else in his films.
Fuck You} Marijuana is not legal in Amsterdam. Never has been. What happens in Amsterdam is that the law is not enforced because it is thought that keeping “soft” drugs and “soft” drug users off the street the chance of harm from “hard” drugs is reduced:
“Cannabis remains a controlled substance in the Netherlands and both possession and production for personal use are still misdemeanors, punishable by fines. Coffee shops are also technically illegal but are flourishing nonetheless. However, a policy of non-enforcement has led to a situation where reliance upon non-enforcement has become common, and because of this the courts have ruled against the government when individual cases were prosecuted.
This is because the Dutch Ministry of Justice applies a gedoogbeleid (tolerance policy) with regard to the category of soft drugs: an official set of guidelines telling public prosecutors under which circumstances offenders should not be prosecuted.”
It is not legal to buy it, it is not legal to own it, and if you are the proprietor of a hash bar it is not legal to sell it.
Quentin Tarantino is a total fucking fraud.
But at least the Royale with Cheese bit is accurate!
lack of timeouts makes this game even better to watch
Anthony is literally saving the US this game
No Chris Mullin, John Stockton, seems the American team needs a gritty guard, Tebow perhaps? Great in the room.
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Team USA needs more commercial breaks…..
Can NBA hire these refs?
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Images coming in a full size?
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So the US should still win this by 15.
Patty Thrills will keep it close.
I hope the benches clear and we have a reenactment of The Malice at the Palace brawl. It would end with Rio burning to the ground.
They’re playing Sesame Street theme?!
I heard that as well.
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Chris Spielman over Tony Siragusa is nearly as big of an upgrade as Alison Brie over Martha Stewart
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Alligators and hippos don’t normally get along. THANKS, WALT!
Aussie is leading the U.S. by 7.
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