NFL News:
- Cam showed “no indications of concussion” last night, so that’s why he stayed in the game. Uh huh – and the Broncos D wasn’t headhunting.
- Cam’s dad alleges chicanery & poor officiating, but not outright racism, in how he was treated during the game.
- the money quote comes from Deadspin:
- Cam said that he had to undergo concussion protocol in order to talk to the media, which means he received more medical attention before going on ESPN than before returning to an NFL football game against Von Miller.
- According to sources, sources say Sam Bradford is “quickly learning” the Vikings playbook.
- Of course he is, because it’s:
- Hand the ball to AP.
- HAND THE FUCKING BALL TO AP!!!
- After the handoff, turtle on the field – we don’t need you getting a concussion.
- DON’T FUCKING THROW THE BALL!!!!!
- I picture Mike Zimmer wrote it special for Bradford. Norv might try to experiment, and you can’t have that.
- Of course he is, because it’s:
- Still with the Vikings: Teddy’s surgery went okay. He’s “optimistic”, but whenever I read the phrase “multi-ligament reconstruction” I pause a bit.
- Sad news: Sam Wyche is on a heart transplant list. Too bad he never got the ability to live without one from his time working for the Brown family.
- All players will be sporting 9/11 decals on their helmets Opening Sunday, in respect of the 15th anniversary. They should look nice next to all those kneeling Seahawks.
Finally, the injury bug seems poised to wreck peoples’ fantasy pools:
- Jamaal Charles – doubtful
- GRONK –
questionabledoubtfulout? - Kyle Long – out [Edit: or questionable]
- Jeff Janis – questionable
- Mike Pouncey – out
- Tyler Eifert – out
Over 1400 comments last night, despite the occasional server glitch, and I think we all know how that happened
We were all just so happy. Even Fozz!
Sorry, sir.
Still, GOOD HUSTLE, TEAM!
It’s a unique way to get people to care about their own health, by having TV doctors they trust more than real ones tell them to go see a real doctor.
Interesting idea whose word of mouth & viralness should get it out to many people. Also, I think Hawkeye would’ve pulled Cam out of the game.
Tonight’s sports: a little something for everyone
- U.S. Open Tennis: Men’s semifinal – 7:00PM | ESPN
- World Cup of Hockey Pre-Tournament: Canada vs. U.S. – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- College Football: Louisville at Syracuse – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- Premier Boxing Champions: From Reading, Pa. – 9:00PM | SPIKE
College football tomorrow, 12 games Sunday, and Monday Night double-header action? STRAP IN FOR A BUSY WEEKEND!
And the Pirates season is officially dead.
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Another big influence on early entropy, Tim Bradstreet (I’m trying not to just post Hot Chick Images and Bad Music all night…. but I make no promises, I swear no oaths):
I like Bradstreet’s stuff…he really set the look for White Wolf in the ’90s…but damn, I wish he’d throw out the camera sometimes (see also: Ross, Alex).
Alex needs to take his head out of his ass most times.
Less talky, moar painty!
Most disappointing day of my life was the one when I found out he did almost all his iconic stuff with traced photos, sort of like when I found out Maxfield Parrish just painted over photo collages…
Still love him for forcing me to learn how to recreate zip-a-tone with a Bic on copy paper, though.
You know what zip is! Have a cookie!
Damn, I used to hate cutting that stuff. Now I can do it EZ in MangaStudio. Progress!
Like his cover work. My fave Hellblazer covers are Glenn Fabry’s though. I was the right age at the time.
Glenn Fabry is another favorite cover artist, and his work on Preacher was just awesome.
My first attempt at adding dynamic text to a gif.
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It’s a little crooked but fuck it, I’m a little bent on bourble my damn self.
Looks fine to me.
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If the NFL could use her instead of Ed Hochuli after replay it would improve their numbers.
There’s text?
Fun Facts: There are 40 frames in this gif.
I studied Milana’s mouth veeeeerry closely in each of those 40 frames to sync-up the words.
I am somewhat aroused …
The Neon Demon (2016) dir. Nicolas Winding Refn
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This looks like a wonderful film. The writing and depth of characters is stunning.
You said something abouyt girls and violins and electricity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEIJdmBaANE
The electricity is not necessary, just most female violin players in rock bands. Seems to work for me.
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[Sighs disapprovingly of your public masturbation.]
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[Doesn’t call police, though.]
[seems to enjoy your public masturbation]
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She does, though I can’t tell you how I know this.
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This might not work:
Hmmm…
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May I suggest a putter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capTpivF8n0
I’m probably the only one with a weird attraction to female violin players in rock bands, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7LaRJVF3BA
No.
Well, stay away this one is mine.
Sorry, I’m only one out of the three.
(……so do I ask, which ones, or what?)
–Everyone’s internal question right now.
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So I wasted part of my day figuring out why certain embeds don’t work. I found a client side fix for imgur.
1) Download “Referer Control”
2) When an image doesn’t show up. Right click > Copy image address
3) Paste in new tab
4) Click “Block referer for this site”
Or do step one and then manually enter “http://i.imgur.com” and “https://i.imgur.com” into the block list.
I also figured out how to get youtube videos that aren’t automatically embedding to embed but I would have to write a script myself for that one. The logic is insanely easy I just never have programmed an add on before.
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A reference to half my username! Nice!
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Foar Chrissakes…no means no DTZM.
Poor Kelly.
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Oh dear lord.
Heidi, you fucking bitch. Why you gotta keep doin’ this to me.
I’ll be back.
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…Well then.
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Oh, hey, Brocky.
Wait…
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Oh, hey, Horatio.
Wait…
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I don’t care I love this fucking song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmAY059TTY
And my favorite part of the video is easily all the band members and like twenty supermodels just watching Axls’ insipid fucking dolphin videos on a 19″ TV midway through the whole thing.
Same here. Great song, damn good video.
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Those books are all awesome and they all have fantastic covers:
Robert McGinnis did great post-pulp era work. Sexy, deadly women.
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Zombie Claude Giroux back on the ice.
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BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING MUST CREDIT SILL BIMMONS BREAKING
BREAKING ROB GRONKOWSKI IS OUT BREAKING
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Why is it no one ever mentions his health issues when they talk about him, but anyone else who ever gets hurt is a YUUUUUUUUUUGE HEALTH RISK?!
Dancers at The Valimeaux, 1962.
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don’t be rasslin’
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Happy god damned Sexy Friday.
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Claude Giroux just died.
Ryan Kesler is filth and misery made human.
Dugongs hate him:
I left the TV on downstairs before I came up here to the PC (laptop’s acting funny and I’m fuckin lazy)… I can hear a LOT of “the NFL saved the nation after 9/11” bullshit from The Timeline special on the NFL Network.
Banner quote? Everything’s coming up MW&G!
Don’t just wish for meteor:
https://www.purdue.edu/impactearth/
Of all the places and all the times we ever wished for teh meteor
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this is the place and time we genuinely need it:
http://deadline.com/2016/09/donald-trump-dr-oz-hillary-clinton-health-1201816279/
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Noooooooooo…
*cut to a commercial*
*come back from commercial*
…ooooo (breath) oooooooooooooope.
Where did you see Kyle Long was out? I have only seen questionable
I thought I saw it on PFT. Of course, I can’t find it anymore; will update to reflect.
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The Great Disappointment; October 22, 1844.
What is, the date Missouri was admitted to the Union?
Millerism lives on in the Church Of The Seventh Day Adventists.
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Either good digitizing on the cooch or flash colored back-ups.
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50% of the world’s best hockey players banished to ESPNU.
Hockey Leadership: A Visual Metaphor
I love that the default 9/11 ribbon picture is of Woodhead’s helmet.
GRITTY TEARS WILL FLOW FORTH ON SUNDAY!
I know. He’s almost as tall as the Walmart Coke display I didn’t include in the post.
Not nearly as offensive as this 9/11 display: https://streamable.com/oh8e?t=0.2
To be fair, what disaster ever happened in San Antonio?
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I DONT SEE A BUILDING 7UP THATS BECAUSE IT WAS BLOWN UP FROM THE INSIDE
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Had a Grease Truck sandwich for lunch today.
For those of you not initiated, Grease Trucks originated at Rutgers University in 1997 and contain crazy amounts of meat and appetizers on a sub roll with fries on top. You usually eat said things trying to sober up, of which I am keenly aware ordering it at 2 PM today.
However, there are now two brick and mortar stores that do the concept within 4 miles of my school, and by god they do it well.
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Also debating going out tonight to rub it in that I picked cj in the sixth, or staying in and watching that leo fucking a bear movie.
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Not gonna lie, it’s kinda funny seeing people in Panthers gear looking sad while walking around the Denver airport.
Isn’t that airport the most extravagant compound you have ever seen?
No but only because I’ve been to Russia.
Nicer than the old one in Waco.
I have a flight to Chicago sunday at 5. Sit at a bar and watch the one o’clock games before the flight and get turnt. Good idea or bad? The flight’s two hours from Bmore.
Don’t forget to hydrate.
But it’s the only answer.
This is all the validation i need.
But is it a catch?
The bad taste in NBC’s mouth is the stale garlic butter that’s coagulated in his taint
Flying back home shortly but at least will be home to watch the Bears lose this weekend!
I think I’ll start the evening by taking the dog for the walk he didn’t get last night because football was back on and the Yankees were in a tight game that, for reasons I don’t pretend to understand, was suddenly very relevant.
See you fuckers soon.