Your Sunday Night NFL Football “Piece Of Resistance” Open Thread

Don’t know why I bother to teach French to you guys but, oh well.

Pats/Cards-Both Brady and Gronk are out of this one so we’ll only hear about them 40% of the time. Yay! Cards hc Arians is 11-2 against the AFC. If the Pats win the division championship, guess who I’m cheering for? (perhaps I’m getting a wee bit ahead of myself) Arizona’s O looks like world-beaters. Rb’s Johnson and Johnson are above average and so is the wr trio of Fitz, Brown and Floyd. The D is solid and cb Peterson can take out your #1 receiver. The Pats start the season 0-1? Let the showerfreud* begin!

*some German word I may have misspelled

 

 

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beerguyrob

Just got home from Seattle. God – what a clown show. Beautiful day spent with an ugly crowd at a game made of ass.

I almost got rolled into a fight that progressed up the road from behind me. Hawk fan on Hawk fan, with Hawk girlfriends trying to stop it.

Looking forward to the 49ers game in two weeks.

Unsurprised

I need to get up there for that

Brick Meathook

Today I have watched network broadcasts on CBS, Fox, and NBC for the first time since February I think, and saw promos for shows I have never heard of and will never watch.

However, in Los Angeles, after SNF we get the locally NBC produced high school football round-up hosted by Fred Roggin and Petros the USC guy. Despite this town being Hollywood, this show is so wonderfully goofy.

ballsofsteelandfury

Petros and The Pig!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright, all, go drunk, you’re home.

Unsurprised

Not home yet

Covalent Blonde

Good night, buttercups!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Likewise.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Night CB

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Word is Russell Wilson’s injury can only be healed via pegging

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Under the supervision of Dr. Cole!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Coach Belichick what was the key to victory?”

“Well unlike that nancy boy on the other sideline I tell my guys to play like Jeffrey Dahmer. Even better, how about that fucking Zodiac Killer Michele? He had all sorts of schemes, I’d fire McDaniels in a heartbeat if Kraft would let me…”

(50 yards away, in sprint) “Thank you, coach!”

Trevor Semen

Janine sounds like he’s from Brooklyn and is trying to hide it.

Moonbatting Average

The Pats just won the AFC East, didn’t they?

Senor Weaselo

You mean clinched the AFC East? Yes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tony, I asked you a question, don’t leave me hanging.

Doktor Zymm

Harrumph.

Unsurprised
Brick Meathook

If Matthew McConaughey drives a Lincoln, then godammit that’s good enough for me. I’m going out and stealing one right now.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Well fuck. I will be going to bed now then… this is obviously a lie. I will get more drunk and hang around for a couple more hours

ballsofsteelandfury

Sexy ladies help ease the pain. Just sayin’

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Reminder: SANDWICH

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dad pulled the ultimate dick move tonight. Knew I was going to my mom’s for birthday dinner so he cooked a roast while I was gone. There is gonna be a sandwich tonight

ballsofsteelandfury

Kids, if you want to get the bad taste out of your mouths, the new AFL Beat is up!

Now with more nudity.

It will also serve as the late night open thread.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jimmy Garoppolo is going to be swimming in pussy

King Hippo

unexplained fires are a matter FOAR THE COURTS

Glorious Chairman Dan

loooooooooooooool cards

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“He’ll miss it because I want him to make it.”

– me, thirty seconds ago.

The Maestro

HAIL BLEERGH

Senor Weaselo

Well fuck.

makeitsnowondem

Welp.

JustStopDude

Herpes wins the day…

Doktor Zymm

Dammit.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

WOW. See, kids, don’t cheap out on special teamers.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“You’re right, those goofy bastards are the best things I have going.”

http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/files/2014/07/theres_something_about_mary_those_goofy_bastards.jpg

Covalent Blonde

Oh fuckity what?

JustStopDude

Terrible snap…

Sharkbait

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

King Hippo

some of you haven’t muted your teevee boxes?

Brocky

the remote is all the way on the other side of the couch

Old School Zero

Dawww nuts

Sharkbait

Miss?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t agree with this. Don’t you want them rushing to kick a long field goal and maybe missing it?

King Hippo

Nice clock management, Bill. LMAO

Brick Meathook

I think Tom Brady and Jimmy Garappolo would make a very handsome couple.

But I don’t think Brady will ever break up with Edelman.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Brady and Welker still 69 two times a year.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Kevin Faulk lost his fucking mind when he walked in on that shit.

King Hippo

maybe something less cute, simple hook or slant that gets you 10-12 yards

WCS

Uhhhh….

Col. Duke LaCross

That wasn’t remotely close, Collinsworth.

JustStopDude

Wow…double whammy. Fitz throws a perfect pick out of bounds but the O-line still holds…

And the Cardinals offense just plays themselves out of field goal range…

JustStopDude

Palmer I mean…jesus I am a tired dumb ass…

Doktor Zymm

Not actually close…not even one foot down in bounds….

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