Don’t know why I bother to teach French to you guys but, oh well.
Pats/Cards-Both Brady and Gronk are out of this one so we’ll only hear about them 40% of the time. Yay! Cards hc Arians is 11-2 against the AFC. If the Pats win the division championship, guess who I’m cheering for? (perhaps I’m getting a wee bit ahead of myself) Arizona’s O looks like world-beaters. Rb’s Johnson and Johnson are above average and so is the wr trio of Fitz, Brown and Floyd. The D is solid and cb Peterson can take out your #1 receiver. The Pats start the season 0-1? Let the showerfreud* begin!
*some German word I may have misspelled
Ew, what’s on Belichick’s elbow?
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Some of the herpes that’s on his lip?
I would just assume some strange disease from whatever 50 year old mom from Boston he tricked into bed
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Nite folks. Hopefully Tawmmy will be crying later and will be forced to fellate Giselle when the plane lands.
But I’m outta here either way.
Good night, mon ami! Sleep well!
Bite me
This old throwback from when Arizona knocked the Eagles out the last time Philly was considered a real threat.
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Sweet fuck… as much as I hate giving credit to anything related to USC football, that was outstanding passing!
That was what Peter Jennings wished he could say during the OJ chase
This may be the scotch talking, but today has been a lot of fun. Good work, everyone.
Might wanna cover that Fitzgerald guy. He seems pretty good at footy.
The Palmer-to-Fitz action is great. Too bad one or both of them will be on IR before the season is done.
Before the quarter, god willing.
Fitzgerald just stomping on what little hope I had of coming back. He fucks my real life teams and fantasy teams.
Fitty does so much to make Carson Palmer almost seem competent (in the stat line). He’s a fucking magician.
Didn’t they have Fitty AND Anquan Boldin for a while? That’s like QB bailout heaven.
No coincidence, one of Kurt Warner’s “Hall of Fame” years
Two minutes in Arizona: how Blax’s lady describes their lovelife
I visited Minneapolis once, it was an enjoyable city. Maybe I should try going to a game there this year in the new stadium.
Built with ennui and Lutheran passive-agressiveness.
I like to think of “schmegabytes” as code for “I reply to all in a group text or email.”
It’s yet another synonym for “I’m proud of being ignorant”
I don’t think that’s how beer is supposed to work….
Corona isn’t really beer anyways. How would they know?
Excellent point.
“SAYS FUCKING WHO?”
– Bernie Kosar
Garroponope
So, Chicago has the Magnificent Mile, there’s a Miracle Mile, and some other miles with a modifying adjective starting with ‘M’. Why does no city in the world have a Kickass Kilometer? If you’re gonna go metric, that’s no reason to abandon alliteration.
Killer Kilometer
Kangaroo Kilometer
Krazy Kilometer
Favre had a Falsified Foot
:slowclap:
You know what’s fun? 4.5 minutes sans TOs. That’s fun! This feels fun.
Bruce Arians: Proud Graduate of the Andy Reid School of Clock Management
The diploma is a broken watch.
AKA University of Phoenix
I guess we can add Magnificent Seven to the list of films that didn’t need to be remade but were anyway
Bill Belichick looks like the guy who takes your bets at OTB and then tries to finger your wife when you go take a pee.
“Thanks to the hernia my man has from lifting my stupid amounts of rubbish he has some ED problems now…”
I heartlessly mock what I call the “limp dick” ads.
At least they’ve moved on from separate bathtubs. “Use our dick pill to masturbate next to someone in water.”
Cris is so shamelessly rooting for the Patriots.
Delay of Game is abbreviated as DOG which is GOD backwards!!!!! COINCIDENCE!?
HAIL BLEERGH!
GAWD IS OHHN OWAH SIDE NO ONE DENIES THIS
YOU CONVERT A THIRD-DOWN AND YOU CONVERT A THIRD-DOWN AND YOU CONVERT A THIRD-DOWN
Conversation overheard on the plane :
“Fucking Detroit, I hate Matt Stafford he’s such a dick”
“Yeah, yelling at his receivers like that, but what do you expect he’s from Georgia”
I refrained from saying, “Yeah, you gotta yell at your receivers like Marmalard does, that’s LEADERSHIP!”
5 yard sacks are usually only found on the cover of National Geographic
Oh damn
That’s a spicy meatball
Oh, Frank Lloyd Wright? Neat. Did you know Andrew Luck is an architect, too? Here’s his version of Fallingwater:
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Fitty is the reason why everyone’s 1A team to win the Superb Owl this year is Arizona when inevitably most of our teams get eliminated right?
Thursday. Bills. Jets. Somebody has to win!
4-4 tie
Meteor 2016 makes an early debate appearance.
They should lock all the fans in after the game and never let anyone out.
The gene pool since it’s a Thursday night game in Buffalo.
Ya know guys I am kind of getting tired of Chris Collinsworth talking down to everyone about every bad play.
I don’t think his brain allows him to not be condescending as much as possible
Can you post non-Kristen Bell pics… I’m missing Debbie Harry… Wait, no Moose tonight? Damn, maybe he is dead in HRTN.
Okily, I have eaten of the pizza, I have dranken of the wine, and I have watchethed of the football. Verily, shit be good.
So, am I the only one who is kinda hoping NE goes 4-0 without brady? the rest of the AFC east lost today, and we know none of them had a serious chance to begin with, so there’s more long term entertainment value in dissension among the idiotic boston faithful
I think the Patriots are the one team I really just hate. Maybe they could all get cancer and die slowly
Don’t get me wrong, I hate them to, but I hate them because of sportscasters more than anything else, as opposed to colts and packers fans.
C’mon, short term loss long term gain!
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We know the PAT is 33 yards now. Stahp.
Next thing you’ll tell me is that the yellow line is unofficial.
33 yards is also the distance Bill Belichick keeps from the nearest minority.
Or so I hear.
That’s Chip Kelly.
Was that penalty called “gaping”?
heh
How many lords a leapin’ are there?
Fitty?
Twelve…five…three…
AAGH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE
eleventy billion. ALWAYS go with eleventy billion.
Fitty always good to take a shot or nine
My mouth is literally still hanging open from that catch.
As long as you close it before something flies in there.
That thar is good footballsing
CRACKERS FOR FITTY
Larry Fitzgerald: Not Dead Yet
fitty good
Dear liver:
I’m sorry, it’s not my fault. It’s New England’s.
Sincerely,
Sharkbait
Cris just admitted to having brain damage. Does that count as self-awareness?
Sliding scale. For him we’ll call it a win.
He already forgot he said it.
It’s like Roethlisberger admitting to “Silly Dick”
Has there been a better player with a more generic name than David Johnson?
Lawrence Taylor
Fuck that U*NC pussy. So to speak.
I think that’s why he lasted so long in the draft
Ray Guy?
Come on, former punter Scott Player?
David Johnson is the man.
and after he does that circus play, what do they do? Go away from him completely two plays in a row.
SEE!!!??
Neat.
Come on, Pyrrholuxia! Do it!
Jeebus was a huge duck…little known fact.
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HAIL BLEERGH
Also, greetings, you miscreants.