Sea/LA-Pity the poor Rams. (but not their ownership or coach) They were blasted by the Niners on Monday night and now come back “home” to meet up with the Seahawks. Wr Austin was rated by Football Outsiders as the worst at his position last week. How does one go about accomplishing this? Well, what you need to do is catch a mere 4 of 12 targets for 13 yards. And he’s their #1 guy! Not much hope in Ramsville. BTW, qb Wilson’s high ankle sprain will play.
TB/Ari-Wr Evans, he of 99 yards/1 TD last week gets cb Peterson this week. On the other side wr Fitz gets cb Grimes. The former is not at the height of his powers any longer but his stat line of 8/81/2 begs to differ. Tampa lb Alexander has his eyes set squarely on rb Johnson. I really like both these youngsters-they’ll both be super productive for the next decade.
Jax/SD-Here is another Battle Royale of 0-1 teams. The Jags young D did quite well against a talented Pack team and despite the loss I bet they are coming to realize what they are capable of. Rb Gordon is the Bolts leading rusher with [is tapped on shoulder] Uh, hold on. Woodhead is leading the team? Really? C’mon! I’d just like to add that recently signed first-rounder Bosa is nowhere near game shape.
Atl/Oak-The Falcons leading rusher is Coleman with 22 yds. Yeah, as a matter of fact they did lose last week. I get the feeling that Atlanta’s small window of relevance is closing very fast. Qb Carr and co. found a way to beat the Saints in the Dome last week which should serve them well this week. Wr Jones will of course get his but on the other side Cooper should do the same.
Indy/Den-If you drafted qb Luck as your guy in fantasy, congrats on your 1-0 record! Today he’s up again a whole ‘nother kettle of horses in the Denver D. The Colts tissue-paper D ensures that qb Siemian will improve on last week’s pedestrian numbers. Look for the Colts to play catch-up all game long.
[tips hat] LET’S DO THIS, FOLKS!
I should probably turn on one of the more competitive games but I don’t know when I’ll get to watch the Chargers win this big again.
Probably never. Stick with it
I just had the same thought.
The Seattle defense acting like sore losers
That’s some
crappy
crappy
crappy offense.
And the RioBoat just shoaled.
http://www.steamboats.org/forum/attachments/steamboats-history/1228d1196450252-40-years-ago-river-queen-sinking-st-louis-river-queen-sunk-2.jpg
What a bummeRussell.
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQgoXnIWUAAIDut.jpg
The Ciara Offense, everybody!
I am out of the suicide pool. Anyone else?
/raises hand
Thanks, Loins.
VICTORY FORMATION WITH SINGLE DIGITS! WOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA
The weather there must be insane!
Sherman has to snap at a postgame presser at some point if they’re holding teams to 10 pts or fewer and aren’t winning.
Guaranteed he says something along the lines of “This wouldn’t happen if we still had Marshawn”
Seahawks civil war gonna be amazing.
If you’re gonna name your team after a fake bird, there are SO MANY BETTER FAKE BIRDS! Phoenix? Better, even if it’s a shitty university. Huginn and Muninn, BADASS! The Norns were reputed to have a bird form, and I would be scared as fuck of them.
Hippogriph!
?w=415
It’s an ok skool.
There goes my suicide pool chances. Thanks, Seattle.
Welp, LA fans gonna party like it’s 1994, pretty sure this was their Super Bowl.
So they’re gonna watch a washed up NFL star run away in a white bronco?
Which white Bronco?
WE LOVE TO RIOT!
OH SHIT RAIDERS
oh… flag
Starting the inevitable trek to the Rams’ 8-8 season.
I swear this is the 3rd or 4th time the Seahawks face a QB kneeldown and they just start fucking shit up after the snap.
New game: Guess how Jeff Fisher finds a way to beat the Seahawks.
I’m going with he mails Carroll fake evidence trying the US government to 9/11 which keeps Carroll preoccupied.
Hoo boy, that was some shittastic football, NFC West.
what is a catch and does the receiver’s gender matter??
Well fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
oh damn it
Ow, Christine.
-Gene Simmons
Ok, am going to start drinking now. My apologies for any rude comments……..and yes I meant everything i posted last week about beady eyed Kristen Bell. Has she ever been featured in anything successful?
Bell Biv Devoe?
We have NOT rude comments?
Several of my sexual fantasies.
Trying to introduce the chest-pass to the NFL?
That’s a flag for “roughing the passer” but the shot Cam took isn’t? OK, NFL.
Ok, the Ice-T at the lemonade stand did make me chuckle.
I like how he states, “It’s delicious.”
cant have one without teh other imo
Wilson is going full Tebow – playing like absolute garbage for 58 minutes, then chucking it up in the final 2 minutes and having his receivers make him look good
As per usual!
All good so long as he hangs that anchor around the team’s salary cap.
I have Lockett on my bench. That was a fine piece of football, but as the Seahawks have been shedding the most likable members of their team and aren’t even a real bird? FUCKEM.
Did you start Dez? 😀
I did, and he did fine. Though my alternate start would have been just as good.
Oh good, Russel Wilson decided he wants to play some fucking football 3 quarters too late.
Thoughts on tomorrow night Grat?
I think we get one more highlight reel out of Wentz before he comes crashing down to earth, and nowhere better to do that than Cutler’s farewell/get fucked tour.
They’re playing the Rams, so it’s never too late to play football against them.
Sad Fox Injury Music!
HOLY FUCK what a c atch
The Cardinals defense is beating up on Jameis Winston today.
I’d suggest some feminists send them some cookies but I don’t want to be trying to control the tone of the conversation.
*Allegedly!
Cookies, sure. But no cake unless there’s a painful injury that he can play through.
Hey — I’m just being an ally.
(not really)
I will give him this much – Pete Carroll correctly understood and applied the clock application/timeout usage rule there.
“Holding Penalty!”
“Declined…baby, declined”
Sounds like something in a horrible slash football fan fic
Oh man, those SEA-HAWKS chants are pitiful to listen to.
I see the Rams still gonna Ram it up…..
It’s amazing how Jeff Fisher always gets a win against SEA.
It’s nice to be able to guarantee 2 of his 7 wins ahead of time
They are playing “Jerk It Out” in LA Coliseum!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4B1ZQcbSvdU
Don you are murdering me in DFO2 and I don’t understand but good on ya.
We’ll see; you still got Rodgers.
Spray Tan had quite a game, no?
/dodges glass
I am starting to really like the Raiders. Would never change allegiances, but Del Rios balls are yuuugggeee. That and Carr and Murray.
The league is moar fun when the Raiders are relevant.
Cowboys fan first. Raiders sympathizer second. Tom Flores and Jim Plunkett were the only hispanics in the NFL in my mind for years.
Anthony Munoz would like a word…
God dammit
BLACKJACK FUCKIN DEL RIO
OMGWHATAGREATDEFENSIVEPLA-
Oh. Flag. Never mind.
Jack del Rio. “gutsy” = understands maths, is willing to be criticized my ignorant media for applying it.
I like that the sports media has taken no time in being just as useless as the political media in being anything other than a publisher of press releases and HOT TAEKS.
Skip and Shannon on FS1 this fall!!!!!!!
we report, YOU decide!!!
BLEERGHMASK
On pace to lose by 100 in DFO2.
I’d be lucky to get that close. I done been Borted
My week comes down to Tiny Darren. So…tossup?
Needs more despair
just don’t let Murray score, damn you
The NFL should train ex-linemen to become gameday paramedics so that they can lift linemen when they get injured.
New drill : Deadlifting lineman
Couldn’t they use the overhead camera system to sling-load the lineman carcasses off the field? Or at least use it to drag their lifeless husks off to the sidelines?
Drones!
Will I RAM IT? Sure, seems like a legit way to spend the afternoon.
Just be sure to observe Ram Rules while doing so.
Ph…phrasing?
You always seemed to me to be moar of a Hitachi enthusiast.
Oh, do they make a Fleshlight now?
Love,
Trev
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KsUxEtPb90w/UJCX78E0qvI/AAAAAAAAC2o/91Ih-v24RaE/s1600/Seinfeld+George+Wink+and+Nod.gif
It is just so unruly and large
The Seahawks started their last drive at their 9.
The Rams started this drive on their 11.
9-11.
Inside job.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/agtmbomg.gif
Drew looks good for his age.
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/66/65/40a3e82dcc370835908f9eb011fe8107.gif
Is the Rams defense good, or does the Seahawks offense just suck?
Yes.
Haha I was going to write the same thing.
Ahhh, the classic chicken-or-egg scenario. Or as we know it on [DFO], the Jeff Fisher Conundrum.
If you’ve got Drew Stanton as your fantasy QB, it’s time to tune in!!!
Is Hodor trying to set a record for week to week fantasy points differential by a QB?
Sure seems like it.
YES BECAUSE I STARTED HIM OVER DALTON
Pete Carroll is the sort of old person that is basically a skin sock on a ferret