[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one]
Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head] TO THE GAME!
Phi/Chi-What is there to like about these two teams? The Eagles are in a weird spot because of Kelly’s shenanigans and the Bears are a teenage girl’s embodiment of the phrase “What. Ever!” Okay. I’ll give it a try. Eagles wr Matthews benefited the most from qb Wentz’ not-lousy debut. He went for 7/114/1. He could do more damage against Bears cb’s that have recently been rated as “meh”. Last week qb Cutler was all kinds of meh as well, sporting a 16-29/216/1TD/1INT line. Perhaps if we all get/continue to be high this game turns out to be watchable.* Despite being at home I’m thinking that the Bears end up at 0-2. Not that I’m cheering for the Eagles. No way.
NOW LET’S HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE!!!
*does anyone have some spare glue I could borrow?
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Separated at birth?
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needz moah conssshuns.
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Someone let Sill know he didn’t pick this week in the suicide league if you see him. Or if he is still here I am telling you this Sill
this week yet* I meant let him know pick a team tomorrow
Tell him Tuesday! (Too dickish?)
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Geez did I miss anything?
Sorry I wasn’t present but I was watching the Cooking Channel. They had n episode of Unwrapped with this family that’s been making their own homemade ice cream for almost 100 years! It was incredible!
Next time you come to our new house you better wipe your goddamn feet and take your motherfucking shoes off!
We just laid down the new laminate!
Fuck you non complying Green Bay motherfuckers!
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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And take out the goddamn trash while you’re leaving!
Ok, I started spamming On Kawara art at people and I’m sober, so I think I should go to sleep. Type to you all mañana.
Soooooo…I see humanity didn’t stop sucking today while I was largely incommunicado.
I do love consistency.
http://www.boijmans.nl/images/press/full/560/On_Kawara_-_I_got_up_at_947_AM.jpg
Also, this happened.
I do love redemption stories. Also half nekkid girls. Where’s the hairbrush spanking one? THAT will make me feel better. 😉
I didn’t make the gif, not on me for its exclusion
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I’ll drink to that.
Yes literally…been too sober today. Distance driving sucks.
Well…not always. But THIS trip sucks.
well now, let me work my magic…
3 hours later looking at alison brie gifs
i’m sorry what were we doing?
Well, you were probably masturbating. Just an educated guess, but I like my odds of being correct on this one.
😉
lol, seriously though, i think there’s about 30 different gifs of her floating around these boards, and my harddrivel
I think I should put together an imgur album lol
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The glass dome didn’t shatter so the fans could not have been THAT loud.
See you dick slappers on Thursday
Guess everyone is convinced Bears/Iggles really did happen tonight.
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I hate the Vikings and their fans more than the Packers. I am actually a little sad they lost. I did like all the injuries that are gonna make both teams worse for the rest of the year.
Am I the only one left alive in the DFO suicide pool?
Uhhh….I don’t remember my pick but I recall being confident in it. So I’m sure I’m fine.
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I’m still alive
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I’m still alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
http://ordover.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/on-kawara-alive.jpg
Also alive.
http://exhibitions.guggenheim.org/onkawara/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/onkawara_09_IASA.jpg
Eat a dick Rodgers
Yeah, that’ll teach him.
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Present them.
If any team can fuck this up, it’s the Vikes
Or the Browns.
Or Bengals.
Or Lions.
Or Jets.
QUICK KICK FTW
Sam Bradford and Shaun Hill have combined for more wins this season than Aaron Rodgers, Jay Cutler, RGIII, Ryan Tannehill, Tyrod Taylor, Andrew Luck, Blake Bortles, Kirk Cousins, and Drew Brees combined.
Wow. Really thought RG3 would have tipped the scales there….
I suppose I should’ve thrown McCown in there, too
You forgot Brady
Little known fact: the comic Ziggy was based on the Vikings’ owner.
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Jordy Nelson looks like Stephen Amell, if Stephen Amell was somehow more boring
/ Pulls his jersey out 6″ turning him
Cris: What a subtle pull but nice catch by the officials
Sunday of the Bleergh
Diggs. Considerably better than everyone else out there tonight.
Combined.
yup
BLEERGH feasts on Packers souls!
PRAISE THE SUN COLORED FLAGS
No, Cris. That was not a great call. He was turning to lay out for the ball.
Bleergh frowns upon the Packers?
I’m all for players kneeling during the national anthem but when Ke$ha is on, they better move, they better dance.
Like they’re gonna die young
In 2012 (or so, I think — the last Kurt Warner year) Rodgers picked on Michael Adams the entire game. In OT, Adams got the hit on Rogers that led to the fumble-6 that ended the game.
http://www.foochuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/facemask.jpg
That was 09, pretty boy’s first playoff game
God — Arizona sucked so bad for so long after Warner retired.
Arizonaken whisenhunt sucked so bad for so long after warner retiredFTFY
Discountception?
Failed to throw a 6 iron through the defense.
In my mind, he and Clay talk about it the whole way back home and even as they each get into their own matching twin beds in the bedroom
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That pick means that if Jordan Howard TOUCHES a ball tomorrow night, Code Plaxico beats me in the insanity league.
Damn the horseteeth on that cheerleader
Oh my.
SHADES OF FAVRE
HE’S JUST LIKE A LITTLE KID OUT THERE
Has Sam Bradford ever played a playoff game?
He has not
No, he’s inevitably injured by the end of November.
Come on Rodgers, show us your “comeback” move I keep hearing about in certain nightclubs.
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nobody can drop INTs like the Vikings!!
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Our PSAs were better.
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yes, this made us all stop and think “when I grow up, I will have to do a much better job hiding my cocaine.”
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A new Ben Affleck movie? Why…
…no. No, thank you.
I get the feeling that The Accountant is basically Drive Part II.
I enjoyed Argo. It didn’t change my world or anything but it was worth the matinee pricing (and I sneak in my own refreshments).
when does that delightful Zach Galiafanakas mime show come back anyway? Baskets??
Cris: Sam Bradford’s never really had the opportunity…
Every minority QB ever: /head explodes
Trigger alert for fans of Cambridge Newton.
“CHRISTIANS ARE A MINORITY”
– Tebowtards
“A PERSECUTED MINORITY”
— Donahuetards
I just realized I picked the fucking Raiders in the suicide league.
Fuck you.
No WAY Bradford’s only 28.
Dude is the Alex Van Pelt of the 21st century.
He came into the league around 2010 or 2011. It’s not surprising to me
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Can Collinsworth hear the words that he is saying?
gee, Matt Goddamned Asiata gets more in his first carry than you had all season, you worthless overrated child-beating piece of shit
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I will never not “this is great” this. If only there was a template to change the numbers to customize it.
/there probably is.
//Doesnt know how to make a gif
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Has anyone who has won the voice gone on to have a successful music career?
Is that including the coaches or whatever they’re called?
I think the coaches are real singers already. I thought contestants like, “won” the voice.
/watches joke fly over Blax’s head
Uhhhh….nooo. I like, totally, knew the coaches were singers. I was just asking to see if you knew too. It was a joke! Haha. Hahahahaha. So how about this game?
Ohhhhhhhh… riiiiiiiiiiight… yeahhhhhhhhh… /wink
It was New School Zero’s idea actually. I thought it was dumb but, you know, I like to help people out.
Wait, you can WIN the voice? I thought it was one of those things that just kept going and didn’t have a real ending. Like Wheel Of Fortune.
I dont think so. Then again I’ve never watched an episode of the voice. Ever. So make of that what you will.
Paul Muad’dib? Lady Jessica?
Dashboard leather on a Malibu.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/UDT2/now-i-ve-seen-everything/image.jpg
NFL Players: keeping the mime dream alive
Wait —
What the hell did I just walk into going on at the BMD?