Well…who ya got?
Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother. That has to give him an edge, unless it has made him kind of a sissy ,, no ofence.
The Bears…continue to shit in the woods AND all over the field.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c25bb79b3b59b44d66b35e1ffeb06ccc/tumblr_o9jjbkQA3z1tndbh2o4_1280.jpg
What I miss?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/7f1029f9008ba45dd19791fee66a27b1/tumblr_oczzkbpSns1re3gzzo3_540.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5815780ba36b8ebe0bfec30c3f163862/tumblr_o9tbvx9LIl1qlz1v3o1_500.jpg
Crazy to think that this isn’t even the worst 0-3 start of the Jon fox era.
They got shut out by Seattle last year
http://67.media.tumblr.com/4678e90973ba44f54c3693ee2e8fd54c/tumblr_oczzkbpSns1re3gzzo10_540.gif
Plus with this many injuries it will just get worse.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/07b4987b244bac46799a063d946f780a/tumblr_ocfdvfFNjG1qjro97o1_r4_250.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/45ef29b0e7b02cf1d9fa97dd55dd19ce/tumblr_inline_na62c3rCQX1rgzu50.gif
Another woman with excellent wakeboarding and drinking skills
https://imgur.com/Y0YYbmJ
Time to call it a night.
Sleep well gentlemen.
http://www.stillstoked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Kokoh-surf-bikini-surfer-girl.jpg
OK, one more.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…
Game.
http://s5.postimg.org/6lvx4iquv/orgazmo_01.jpg
Preventish?
RUN A FLEA FLICKER!!
Sadly, this is far more the likely outcome for moi at this point.
http://media.giphy.com/media/Om3h5DkxuhiRG/giphy.gif
A GLORIOUS DEATH
Worse ways to go, most definitely.
So pitted
http://116.imagebam.com/download/_I5hUrCWrjmAWML0xhn9rQ/47956/479553006/IlBa93x.jpg
That’s difficult to stop looking at. Just saying.
http://s5.postimg.org/4v0y3b0xj/gijoe_aikman.jpg
http://s5.postimg.org/9xj0eou47/Ryan_Klink_01.jpg
Guess only teh crickets are still up. Even they want Collinsworth to STF up.
Hey, tWBS. This is why you need a wingman
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/49912/e92eac499117527.jpg
And a waterproof camera.
(and maybe also condoms…but probably not)
*sigh*
http://www.evilmilk.com/galleries/surfer-girls/surfer-girls-15.jpg
And I thought I sucked at Photoshop.
It looks better in video and not when it’s a jpeg compressed all to Hell and back.
http://i.imgur.com/dTHJRao.gifv
Fuck you dallas for that Dez td
You’re ahead by that much, force the garbage time td, to my opponet’s
Like seriously fuck the universe. What the fuck did I do to deserve this. You could argue first world problems yadda yadda, I put much way too much energy into this to get fucked over.
Dak may want to look into collaborative licensing. Dak Attack™ Bubbly ham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDtp0jSF3oM
And Dallas’s starters are still in because…?
Well, we know what Chicagoans are going to be doing during October, anyway.
Cubbies are doing well.
Freezing their balls off?
That’s why I left Chicago.
Drinking beer and getting fat on improperly prepared hot dogs and meat casseroles?
http://s5.postimg.org/h0qz5dojb/beachshack.gif
Dak Prescott got a passing TD!
I need a new leg leash so I can try to kill myself in a few weeks at the coast. Sadly, it’s been so long mine has dry rotted. Yes, suicide by surf is likely. But at least the beach will be empty so I won’t take anyone with me.
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/birddog59/Boating/Humps/tumblr_ngci8tkv0v1r8bvzso1_1280_zps9qaxezmc.gif
“I won’t take anyone with me.”
Where’s the fun in that?
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/female-surfer-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PY5auQqRS4s/TzKLZQ1ne3I/AAAAAAAADDo/7bQ6BGQhrX8/s1600/HM_Summer_Of_Surf_-_Ladies_5_1280X1024_Fashion_Wallpaper.jpg
Mildly related, the shallows with Blake lively is suprisingly entertaining
http://66.media.tumblr.com/7f4d0e6d0af52d513204a60c880ca7db/tumblr_o4vnnta1UI1udr04fo5_250.gif
Is it? Dunno why I presumed it would suck badly.
But she’s pretty.
It’s not citizen kane by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s not as bad as it looks
http://s5.postimg.org/pupeum8hj/lronimpala.jpg
Dakdown? Ominous
http://thumbnails116.imagebam.com/50498/19d7d7504970895.jpg
Get it its Possum Kingdom… its the lake close to Dallas… in a way non Texans would consider it close to Dallas
Would that be a Dakdown?
Hamdown
If Dak played baseball, would he hit Ham runs?
DAK ATTACK
Dak got his first TD… and will celebrate by getting his first VD tonight
SMU whores are fun
X Down
So Dez FINALLY did a thing, it seems.
Welp, that’s it for me. Goodnight, Bearfs.
Zeke broke 100 yards!
http://s5.postimg.org/9fmaqkbqv/elvis_sandwich.jpg
1/2 cup of butter. Nice.
Generally, though, PB&B tastes delicious. I’ve heard the recipe in the book sold at Graceland also includes bacon and honey.
My mother would beg to differ. Of course this is because my grandmother used to put banana sandwiches in her lunch before the era of air conditioning/refrigeration in the schools.
Black banana sandwiches: if I’ve heard that story once, I’ve heard it a thousand times.
Run the ball
Hey the silver lining here is that if the Bears win tonight they will be 1-1 in NFC East and that would put them in a tie for first place there.
Cowboys HOLD!
http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Dallas-Cowboys-Cheerleader.jpg
http://s5.postimg.org/kcs7t2nw7/evil_mickey_01.jpg
I’ll take “Stupid Coaching Trivia” for $1000, Al.
But Dan Bailey’s the most accurate kicker in the history of all the things!
Gotta repost this from JustStopDude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWkQQQf_jqs
Is anyone going to note it was 65-0?
There’s scoring in the LFL?
Looked like it was closer to being 69-0
The Cowboys are starting on a quest for a heat breaking loss.
Goddamn. I know the Cowboys suck, but I didn’t realize they created such a powerful vacuum as to cause the heat death of the universe.
Should have gone for it
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/polls/528000/528034_1283090687658_full.jpg
BEARISTOCRATS!!!
Finally that one worked
http://s5.postimg.org/isw2m5u9j/morleysmonster.jpg
Dallas ball
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/10-Ashton-Torres-Hottest-Dallas-Cowboys-Cheerleaders.jpeg
OK, I think we can say with confidence that the left side of the Bears O-line can’t run-block.
Or the right side, the center, the backs, or well … Anyone.
Fuck you assholess, Tom Cruise is cool and I will see his movies
or shoudl this be the new go to Bearistocrat pic?
Nah I like the other one better.
http://x69twisteddcc.weebly.com/uploads/4/8/4/7/4847373/7880396.gif