Late Night DAK! vs. Hoyer Country Game Thread

Well…who ya got?

Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother. That has to give him an edge, unless it has made him kind of a sissy ,, no ofence.

The Bears…continue to shit in the woods AND all over the field.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Porky Prime

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What I miss?

Brocky

Crazy to think that this isn’t even the worst 0-3 start of the Jon fox era.

They got shut out by Seattle last year

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Another woman with excellent wakeboarding and drinking skills

https://imgur.com/Y0YYbmJ

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, one more.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…
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Romonobyl

Game.

Brick Meathook
Romonobyl

Preventish?

Brocky

RUN A FLEA FLICKER!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sadly, this is far more the likely outcome for moi at this point.
http://media.giphy.com/media/Om3h5DkxuhiRG/giphy.gif

Unsurprised

A GLORIOUS DEATH

theeWeeBabySeamus

Worse ways to go, most definitely.

Mr. Ayo

So pitted

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s difficult to stop looking at. Just saying.

Romonobyl

Guess only teh crickets are still up. Even they want Collinsworth to STF up.

Unsurprised

Hey, tWBS. This is why you need a wingman

http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/49912/e92eac499117527.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

And a waterproof camera.
(and maybe also condoms…but probably not)
*sigh*
http://www.evilmilk.com/galleries/surfer-girls/surfer-girls-15.jpg

Romonobyl

And I thought I sucked at Photoshop.

Unsurprised

It looks better in video and not when it’s a jpeg compressed all to Hell and back.

http://i.imgur.com/dTHJRao.gifv

Brocky

Fuck you dallas for that Dez td

You’re ahead by that much, force the garbage time td, to my opponet’s

Like seriously fuck the universe. What the fuck did I do to deserve this. You could argue first world problems yadda yadda, I put much way too much energy into this to get fucked over.

Unsurprised

Dak may want to look into collaborative licensing. Dak Attack™ Bubbly ham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDtp0jSF3oM

Romonobyl

And Dallas’s starters are still in because…?

New School Zero

Well, we know what Chicagoans are going to be doing during October, anyway.

Romonobyl

Cubbies are doing well.

Unsurprised

Freezing their balls off?

Romonobyl

That’s why I left Chicago.

Mr. Ayo

Drinking beer and getting fat on improperly prepared hot dogs and meat casseroles?

Brick Meathook
Gratliff

Dak Prescott got a passing TD!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I need a new leg leash so I can try to kill myself in a few weeks at the coast. Sadly, it’s been so long mine has dry rotted. Yes, suicide by surf is likely. But at least the beach will be empty so I won’t take anyone with me.
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/birddog59/Boating/Humps/tumblr_ngci8tkv0v1r8bvzso1_1280_zps9qaxezmc.gif

Unsurprised

“I won’t take anyone with me.”

Where’s the fun in that?

Brocky

Mildly related, the shallows with Blake lively is suprisingly entertaining

http://66.media.tumblr.com/7f4d0e6d0af52d513204a60c880ca7db/tumblr_o4vnnta1UI1udr04fo5_250.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is it? Dunno why I presumed it would suck badly.
But she’s pretty.

Brocky

It’s not citizen kane by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s not as bad as it looks

Brick Meathook
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Duchess

Get it its Possum Kingdom… its the lake close to Dallas… in a way non Texans would consider it close to Dallas

Senor Weaselo

Would that be a Dakdown?

Mr. Ayo

Hamdown

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo

If Dak played baseball, would he hit Ham runs?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

DAK ATTACK

Duchess

Dak got his first TD… and will celebrate by getting his first VD tonight

Spur

SMU whores are fun

Spur

X Down
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The Maestro

So Dez FINALLY did a thing, it seems.

Lothar of the Hill People

Welp, that’s it for me. Goodnight, Bearfs.

Spur

Zeke broke 100 yards!

Brick Meathook
Unsurprised

1/2 cup of butter. Nice.

Generally, though, PB&B tastes delicious. I’ve heard the recipe in the book sold at Graceland also includes bacon and honey.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My mother would beg to differ. Of course this is because my grandmother used to put banana sandwiches in her lunch before the era of air conditioning/refrigeration in the schools.

Black banana sandwiches: if I’ve heard that story once, I’ve heard it a thousand times.

Spur

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Run the ball

Duchess

Hey the silver lining here is that if the Bears win tonight they will be 1-1 in NFC East and that would put them in a tie for first place there.

Brick Meathook
Lothar of the Hill People

I’ll take “Stupid Coaching Trivia” for $1000, Al.

Senor Weaselo

But Dan Bailey’s the most accurate kicker in the history of all the things!

Unsurprised

Gotta repost this from JustStopDude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWkQQQf_jqs

Senor Weaselo

Is anyone going to note it was 65-0?

Unsurprised

There’s scoring in the LFL?

Lothar of the Hill People

Looked like it was closer to being 69-0

Spur

The Cowboys are starting on a quest for a heat breaking loss.

Unsurprised

Goddamn. I know the Cowboys suck, but I didn’t realize they created such a powerful vacuum as to cause the heat death of the universe.

Spur

Should have gone for it
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Duchess
Duchess

Finally that one worked

Brick Meathook
Lothar of the Hill People

OK, I think we can say with confidence that the left side of the Bears O-line can’t run-block.

Unsurprised

Or the right side, the center, the backs, or well … Anyone.

Spur

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Spur

Fuck you assholess, Tom Cruise is cool and I will see his movies

Duchess

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or shoudl this be the new go to Bearistocrat pic?

herodotus450

Nah I like the other one better.