Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread

Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.

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IronAvenger6491

“Andrew Adams was just added to the active roster yesterday”

And he’ll be off the team by tomorrow.

King Hippo

my fantasy team needed the long FG, though JAX showing why that woulda been stupid. I forgive you, Kubes.

IronAvenger6491

Fuck you Ref.

IronAvenger6491

Actually, Fuck you Andrew Adams.

Romonobyl

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Sill Bimmons

Randall Cobb:

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LemonJello

Jaguras gonna keep on being shitty Jaguras. Fuck.

Wakezilla

I mean, their jerseys literally look like unhealthy piss. They’re telling you they’re a toxic waste of piss.

Once again, no one wants to win the NFC East.

Wakezilla

Ice Löfvens have defeated Ice Junckers in OT.

So it’s Ice Trudeaus v Ice Löfvens in a best of 3 in the World Cup Ice Football Finals

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zRWKLMm6SUk/Tmhn2UF_ZwI/AAAAAAAAAFo/TxLs5Cg5_Z8/s1600/swedish+models.jpg

IronAvenger6491

BLOCKED PUNT!!!!

Holy hell Palmer

King Hippo

Now, c’mon Factory, knock out 70% of my Survivor pool!!!

IronAvenger6491

Goddammit, Ol’Three fingers.

John Difool

Jay Gruden’s degree in clock management from The Andy Reid School of Football and Culinary Arts is really starting to pay off here.

Bortleback

BA in Clock Mismanagement, with a minor in Fried Food Consumption

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Odell Beckham needs some Xanax so he can shove them up Josh Norman’s ass.

King Hippo

Maybe Li’l Danny will give Our Equine Lord and Saviour the entire 2017 and 2018 drafts for monkey boy instead of Janine Garaffalo now??

Lord Joe Don Looney

Elite-durception!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Fuckeryceptions going on in Jacksonville!

King Hippo

let your playmaker make plays. HUZZAH, DONKS.

JustStopDude

AND FLACCO FLINGS IT RIGHT BACK TO THE JAGS!

IronAvenger6491

“Good job by Cousins”

There’s a first.

Romonobyl

I’m sure he has plenty of trophies that say Good Job.

Gratliff

Jesus fuck, Baltimore

Wakezilla

Simian going bananas after that touchdown pass.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Wakezilla

Touchdown Broncos!

http://i.imgur.com/ufgFH.gif

Sill Bimmons

god
fucking
dammit

King Hippo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

theeWeeBabySeamus

Flacco, I will murder you.
*sigh*

theeWeeBabySeamus

Football version of Ubaldo. Nothing between the ears to complement the physical tools.
LOL…tools.

LemonJello

“How can I fuck this up and give it back to them?”

-Blake Bortles

King Hippo

c’mon Siemian, gets us in FG range and I will be nice to you in Hippo Thoughts

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna go change the Wikipedia entry of “clusterfuck” to redirect to this NY/WAS game. Will this Red Zone interception of Eli result in 2 or 3 points? STAY TUNED TO DISCOVER MORE DERP

Glorious Chairman Dan

0 points

Romonobyl

It’s the battle for the Participation Cup!

LemonJello

And Bortles fills his pants and gives it back to the ratbirds.

John Difool

JUICBOXES AND PUDDING CUPS DENIED

Bortleback

Are the crowd in Metlife chanting “Norman”? OBJ is living in his head rent free right now

Bortleback

So apparently my redzone has a bit of a time delay. I’d say that interception shut them up.

Honey Badger done fucked up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

…and Elisha pickerception trying to force it to WILL FUCKING TYE

Glorious Chairman Dan

ELICEPTION

IronAvenger6491

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ELI

King Hippo

ALL TEH DIVAS IN JOISEY

JustStopDude

Flacco has gone to crappo and it looks like the Jags will actually win a game!

theeWeeBabySeamus

You say that as if this were a new development.

LemonJello

Not so fast, my friend, you underestimate the power of this fully armed and operational Jaguars team…

IronAvenger6491

Norman is going Nuclear and it’s beautiful.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am a tiger goddammit, I am afraid of nothi…OH FUCK WHAT WUZ THAT?
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072011/1309772954_bird_scares_tiger.gif

Sill Bimmons

That’s WEIRD, I just had a dream about swimming tigers last night.

http://img00.deviantart.net/37e6/i/2010/284/3/6/swimming_tiger_by_0xymora-d30k6rf.jpg

IronAvenger6491

Two fouls – and injection from the game….what a weird number.

Bortleback

Is this the first time that’s happened since the rule was brought in?

hippofant

No. Somebody on the Jaguars got ejected last week.

IronAvenger6491

it’s so stupid, should be three times.

IronAvenger6491

Beckham is pretty good at this football stuff.

Gratliff

Fuck. Here comes Garbage Time Eli to murder me in fantasy.

King Hippo

you too, huh?

Gratliff

Nevermind!

LemonJello

Oh Jeebus, Flaccoception!

King Hippo

hey look, the large ppl remembered they had ODB

Sill Bimmons

THIS WILDCAT OFFENSE I CALL IT SURVIVAL CANNIBALISM BECAUSE IT IS SIMPLY UNTHINKABLE UNTIL ALL OTHER CONCEIVABLE OPTIONS HAVE FAILED

King Hippo

THE HUNGER

...

I think I’ll end up watching at least some of the Bears games so I can post hopeless comments that will entertain the rest of you.

That’s right, I’ll be your misery porn. I like you all that much.

IronAvenger6491

Skins should put the Punter in as QB.

Doktor Zymm

Maybe they’ll at least add him to the depth chart

Wakezilla

So, I can only post if it’s a reply. Anyone else having this issue?

John Difool

Well, my post game summary of Skins/Giants will be, The Giants will end up being the pillow in the NFC East and [*Redacted] s will be the mattress….. in a Motel 6 room.

Clap Carson Clap

Sill Bimmons

Camshaft joke below got me thinking about some great twin-cam cars.

The Jensen-Healey:

http://www.inopian.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jensen-Healey-1972-1976-by-Matt.jpg

Romonobyl

Back when twin cams was cutting edge.

Romonobyl

Were actually.

Sill Bimmons
Doktor Zymm

I’m putting off refilling my drink because I want to see exactly how Cousins will squander the opportunity his awesome punter gave him.

Doktor Zymm

Oh, that’s how. Curiosity sated.