Your “My Head Really Hurts, Do I Have To Watch This Game?” Late SNF Open Thread

Yes…yes you do have to watch this game.  There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it.  And stay hydrated.

It’s been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already.  Some of which the NFL exported across the pond.  I’ll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El Hippo tomorrow morning.  But I will say this:

The bestest thing that ever came out of London was this….

alice-eve

Sexiest Alice in ever.  Call me, Alice.  Please.

But sadly, if she does finally lift the restraining order, I’ll be too tired and too inebriated to do anything about it.  Up yours, London.  Starting footballing at 9:30am is surprisingly not so great.  tWBS not so great at the slow burn as it turns out.  Hopefully Alice will understand when the blood flow cannot be diverted properly.  No good deed…etc., etc.

KC @ Pitt

The last time out, the Steelers got punched in the mouth hard by the Eagles.  I mean lead pipe to the mandible level hard.  Like, spitting out teeth hard.  I was embarrassed for them.  Seriously.  In spite of being a Ratbirds homer, the Steelers do happen to be my 2nd.  I know, I’m weird.  At home tonight, they’ll be looking to show themselves and the world that they are not the giant vaginal orifices they appeared to be last week.

KC comes in after a convincing win over the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets last week.  But then again, it was the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.  So there ya go.  Andy Reid was already working the clock as only he can immediately after that one….

“It’s important we enjoy this today and then get ourselves ready for the Steelers. We have a ton of room to improve – absolutely. We have a lot of things we can take out of this and we’ll do that work,” Reid said after the win on Sunday.

Both clubs come in with 2-1 marks.  The Steelers have a -3 advantage according to Vegas.  Both teams have a lot of question marks on both sides of the ball.

Hey, it’s football.  And it could be worse.  It could be NYG @ Minny.

/looks at schedule for MNF tomorrow

Really?  Sonofabitch!!!!!

Try to stay conscious ppl.  Rapey McGrayPenis might forcibly mount Andy Reid by halftime.  You wouldn’t want to miss that.

Ok, maybe you would 😉

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Senor Weaselo

Heyward-Bey did a good? Tackling? What the fuck?

Sill Bimmons

Best game of his entire pro career already.

Redshirt

Yeah, I’m not going to stay up and watch a Steeler blowout win.

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Spur

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

Where-was-this-shit-last-weekdown?!

Lothar of the Hill People

THIS JAMAL CHARLES I CALL HIM CUSTER BECAUSE OF THE DISASTER OF HIS WOUNDED KNEE

Senor Weaselo

But Custer was Little Bighorn!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That turned out hilarious.

Sill Bimmons

ANOTHER GUY WHO DOESNT DO THINGS DOES A THING WOO

Gratliff

Oh, this sex is on probation

WCS

Jarvis Jones did a good?!

Lothar of the Hill People

Oh, for fuck’s sake, Alex.

Senor Weaselo

Remember how in Blitz The League where it showed the injuries? Yeah, I don’t need to see that shit.

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OH GOD SHE’S MALFUNCTIONING

Sill Bimmons

ILL SAVE HER SHE JUST NEEDS SOME MOUTH TO MOUTH AND INTENSIVE CHEST MASSAGE

Lothar of the Hill People

Oh hey, I don’t have to prep a quiz for my class in the morning. Yay, that’s another 30 minutes of sleep I get.

Unsurprised

Getting ready

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Senor Weaselo

Miller Lite: Unlike other companies we’re #UpForTheProperTimeAndPlace

King Hippo

insufficient Le’Veon usage

ThursdaySkyGoddess

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Sill Bimmons

GUY WHO DOESNT DO THINGS DOES THING WOO

Unsurprised

Story of my life

King Hippo

HARF! Ben try different catchman

Senor Weaselo

Harfdown!

Sill Bimmons

Wait, those Alec Baldwin/Missy Elliott Amazon ads didn’t shift a lot of product?

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/3/30/Phoebe_buffay_shocked_SHOCKED.gif

Spur

God i miss that first season of true detective. Lighting in a bottle indeed.

Lothar of the Hill People

HARF HARF HARF BIG BEN GET ‘NOTHER TRY. NO WONDER BIG BEN LIKE STRIPPERS SO MUCH.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I fell asleep during the late games and now I’m behind on everything.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–yJcWcrqR–/ktw4v7rb5ver0zep7u8x.gif

herodotus450

NEW MR PLINKETT REVIEW!!!!

NEW STAR WARS PLINKETT REVIEW!!??

MUST CREDIT SILL BIMMONS!
Crap. Can’t take it back now.

Sill Bimmons

FINALLY

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Well there goes my roller hockey ball.

The Maestro

Even Pennywise is saying “fuck it, I’m out.”

Sill Bimmons

MANAGEABLE DOWN AND DISTANCE YOU GUYS

Unsurprised

Fuck it. Here are her boobs.

h

ttp://i.imgur.com/T9rZ4un.gifv

Mr. Ayo

ABOUT TIME

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Oh, are we doing this?

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Gratliff

That’s some high caliber secondary play

Sill Bimmons

MOON SAMMIE FUCKIN WOO

Sill Bimmons

ONE SACK IN THREE GAMES HOLY FUCKBALLS

WCS

WOOOOOOOOOOO

Sill Bimmons

I knew it was bad but it didn’t know it was THAT bad…

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Sill Bimmons

I don’t like this game already.

Redshirt

Once again, on behalf of the people of Cincinnati, I apologize for Cris Collinsworth. I don’t that I can say that enough.

Senor Weaselo

WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN HIM INSTEAD OF HARAMBE? -Someone, probably

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I was expecting an apology for the diarrhea you people call chili.

Redshirt

1. Its Cincinnati Chili, not real chili. We freely admit it.
2. Like the bears in hibernation, we eat ice cream and rib to counteract the diarrhea.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh my, you and I hang out with different bears!

Redshirt

3. Plus it allows us to say things like, “Would you like to go out and have a 3-way?” to a hot chick and not get slapped in the face.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Well I like getting slapped in the face during my 3-ways!

JustStopDude

This week will start a 23 day period of training. Each week, its a different set of customers and a different drive product.

9 hours a day of me just trying to entertain and trained random groups of people.

Week one, is with French Canadians for a conveyor belt system.

My French Canadian is fucking garbage…

Senor Weaselo

Something something poutine secede poutine Quebecois. Fortunately they mostly spoke English when I was there that one time.

JustStopDude

Annoyingly for me, I have already been requested to use as much French as possible.

“Start Le drive…et….um….le bibliotique”..

Sill Bimmons

Tourtiere

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Montreal is good with English, Quebec City they would rather you have Zika than speak English.

The Maestro

Hey, criss de calice, la!

Also, a gift for you from my beautiful [second] language:

yeah right

Of to Lolita’s for the traditional post game carne asada burrito.

Senor Weaselo

Burrito, light of your life, fire of your buttocks…

Unsurprised

Is that a euphemism?

yeah right

Nope, it’s just a goddamn awesome San Diego thing.

Redshirt

Ew, that picture is disgusting! Will someone tear that Steelers top off of her, please!

The Maestro

I still think this is the best dress that Carrie Underwood’s ever worn.

Spur

The song and dress need to be shorter

Shogun Marcus

Seriously though, why DOES Costas travel with the SNF crew? He doesn’t contribute anything that requires him to be there. He doesn’t contribute anything AT ALL really.
Good work if you can get it I suppose.

Spur

he must spread the pink eye

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He has short-man-fetish road beef in each city.

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Travis Kelce is going to be his own dating show, you guys. Will he SKEET on his first choice of lady? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT.

http://i.imgur.com/UQmzw44.gif

Senor Weaselo

Jerk in Love with Travis Kelce?

Ooh, can we do NFL Dating Shows? Like A Stab at Love with Ray Lewis?

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I think we all need to appreciate that the Patriots scored zero points today. Zero. I don’t think we’re appreciating that enough.

Senor Weaselo

Getting shut out. At home. Double bonus points.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://66.media.tumblr.com/20ec36391cdc90cc43175efeb6af2ef2/tumblr_oe5cp0Yn9p1ty8mi0o4_r1_540.gif

Oh, even though it hurt me in the pool, I found it fucking great. Now Tawmmmy is back.

Redshirt

The fact that Tom Brady is going to destroy the first couple of teams in revenge and my team is the 2nd team he faces next. I want a overconfident Tom Brady, not a pissed off one.

Senor Weaselo

If we can just kick it down the road forever… paging Bernard Pollard!

Sill Bimmons

Yup. Benched the Bills D today.

I may not be very good at fantasy football you guys.

Old School Zero

The San Diego Chargers, a not-quite one-act play by OSZ:

[door flies open]

Mike McCoy: Hello everyone!

Everyone: Shut the door!

Mike McCoy: [closes door half way]

Everyone: Shut it!

Mike McCoy: [closes door half of half way]

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO–

[door flies open, opposing team wins]

–fin

Old School Zero

This is wholly perfect.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Mmmm… you’re tempting me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

THESE COACHES I CALL THEM THE 2008 ELECTION BECAUSE IT FEATURES A PRETTY BORING BLACK GUY AND A WHITE GUY WHO LOSES TRACK OF TIME

Gratliff

Did Mike Tomlin age 20 years over the offseason?

Spur

Black don’t crack.

Gratliff

Except when it gets murked by an overachieving 4-12 team, apparently.

Gratliff
Sill Bimmons

Of course I played against Julio Jones in the game I could have won today.

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