Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread

Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!

KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.

Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.

Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!

Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!

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Horatio Cornblower

Aren’t Erin Andrews’s 15 minutes about up?

herodotus450

I could only last for the first three…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHAT ARE YOU? A MARATHON MAN??

Horatio Cornblower

John Goodman doing an ad encouraging people to eat fried food with their hands.

There’s a stunner.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, he DOES know what he’s talking about.

Beerguyrob

People in the stands don’t seem to appreciate how lucky the Seahawks were. They devolved into the Shithawks in the third quarter, and were lucky to pull this out.

But, the West is theirs unless something drastic happens.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And now the Falcon’s back is wet and sticky.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Horatio Cornblower

I want this for my screensaver.

Horatio Cornblower

This color guy in the Falcons game is an idiot. “They can blame the officiating all they want, but they didn’t make the plays they needed to.”

Yes, because it us hard to make those plays you need to when Richard Sherman gets away with blatant pass interference, in full view of an official, on a bomb to Julio Jones.

Shithead.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Honestly, pass interference had to be beyond blatant to get called today. The Falcons got away with a couple major ones as well.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“This color guy in the Falcons game is an idiot”

My grandfather, when he had dementia, said a lot of regrettable things towards Jamal Anderson.

Senor Weaselo

BLEERGH is not amused from that no-call.

Horatio Cornblower

NFL officiating is just a joke

Old School Zero

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

And you may find yourself in a pregame shack
And you may find yourself at the heels of a large Odellmobile

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Houston Oilers! Houston Oilers!

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Romonobyl

So tonight it’s Hodor vs. Not the Oilers?

Sill Bimmons

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Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit you can actually get a Hodor door stop!

http://cdn.architecturendesign.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/AD-Funny-Hodor-Memes-Game-Of-Thrones-Hold-The-Door-03.jpg

That is terrific. I must order three!

Romonobyl

Ain’t you all fancy havin’ three doors and all!
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Horatio Cornblower

Mom?

John Difool

Their momma named.them the Oilers so Ima gonna call them the Oilers.

Beerguyrob

Somehow the Seahawks have found their way back into the lead. People here have very clenched buttocks.

Senor Weaselo

But are they LOUD buttocks?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m eating a salad for dinner. I disgust me.

Beerguyrob

You embarrass us all.

Romonobyl

At least you’ll live to not regret it.

Sill Bimmons

Falcons D really showed up there.

Spur

Rodgers kinda looks like Jack Twist

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Romonobyl

Stat padding…great way to shorten a career.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Falsies, the original stat padding.

Romonobyl

Too bad that was the wrong reply.

Horatio Cornblower

Why is Elliott still in the game?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

CAUSE YOU SHUT YER FUCKIN MOUTH WHEN IVY BOY MAKES DECISIONS, SON!

BACK TO THE BLOWJOB BUS JERRAL OUT

Spur

Garrett clearly has Zeke on his fantasy team.

Gratliff

Whoopsy

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus the Packers are fucking clownshoes right now.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The Gacy Special

LeighAnne

No, really, Cowboys! The Packers insist you take the ball again!

Senor Weaselo

Fumble for the fumble god?

Romonobyl

Enough…my wrist is killing me!!!

Spur

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Sill Bimmons

It’s just going to be that much sweeter when it all falls apart.

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Sill Bimmons

oh matty lice

Spur

Cowboys Oline + Zeke > number 1 rush defense

fleshwound_NPG

I want Jerrah to fuck this up and force Romo in there, because this is the best the Cowboys have looked since ’93

Horatio Cornblower

You shut your whore mouth.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

ME TOO!

Romonobyl

The Cubs in the NLCS.
Trump vs Clinton.
A competent Dallas Cowboys.
Millenials (don’t get me started).

Did somebody say something earlier about a time traveler stepping on a butterfly?

Spur

Ezekiel Elliot is the best Amish player in the league.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Hey where are the white wom…

Oh never mind, I see ’em.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wimbledon; no shortage there.

Romonobyl

Those guys are smiling. So much for their presidential opportunities.

Romonobyl

Hodor would like a word.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let’s put up this year’s stats!

Senor Weaselo
JustStopDude

Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me.Time to retire the boring and unfunny show. Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks. Media rigging election!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2016

Has there ever been a Presidential candidate getting pissed off publicly about an SNL impression?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I saw an article about that earlier and skipped part of the first half watching all the Alec Baldwin segments, they were actually nicer than they needed to be towards him.

John Difool

He has a point, SNL has been unfunny and boring for about 25 years….but he’s helping it to make a comeback.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SNL; ONLY GOOD WHEN I LIKED IT!

John Difool

SNL DIED WHEN PHIL HAWTMAN DIED, NO ONE DENIES THIS !

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No, that was Newsradio

Senor Weaselo

Make SNL Decent Again?

JustStopDude

SNL was never good.

90% of it has always been terrible. At its best, it was never close to In living color.

But that had minorities on it…so it had to go.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WELL WE’VE SETTLED THAT AS A FACT!

It’s fucking subjective.

JustStopDude

Sorry Mouse…I did not mean to threaten your sensibilities. I know white people are easily upset.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are the one that is hypersensitive about a popular show being racist over your idea of a “great” show. There is so much racism out there and this is what you bitch about? Holy shit.

Sill Bimmons

Not even the goddamn common courtesy of a Kearsedown.

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John Difool

Dak pretty much talking about Lambeu like he was a German talking about the Rhineland.

I like this kid.

Beerguyrob

Luke Willson might be dead.

Beerguyrob

And the Falcons block the extra point. That’s 4 Hauschka has left on the board.

Spur

Zeke just ate the cheese.

Croooow

Dak and Zeke. Wow.

Beerguyrob

Missed field goals suck.

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I hope you’re all grateful baseball took Joe Buck away from all of you because you know he’d just be gushing in that awkwardly emotive way he calls a game during this Packers-Cowboys game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur

Witten. It’s always Witten.

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