Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?
Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)
After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.
On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.
Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.
100% of 12th Mans are Cubs fans. They love seeing what this scrappy expansion team is doing to the MLB.
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Gresham owns that lane!
Nice throw there, Hoyer….er, Palmer.
#12 Fan man…it’s his world, and we’re just living in it.
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That “12 Fan” at the fair was clearly an actor. You can tell by the hate. No Seahawks fan wears anything that doesn’t highlight the 12th Mans.
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Come on down to the Jaguars Titans game this Thursday night! The first 50,000 fans in attendance will get their very own Breast Cancer Awareness Self Eye Gouger brought to you by Lenscrafters.
They should just advertise it for what it is — “Come on down to where Color Rush all started! Relive 2015 when color blind people were the current group the league was victimizing!”
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#innercities
Seahawks look like a team who has been drinking micro bubbles. Not drinking your nano bubbles is….. dangeruss
What about… pico bubbles?
Too spicy.
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Someone scored!
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I can’t wait for the sequel.
ok, now I prolly need FIVE JohnsonDOWNs.
FUCK MY LIFE already
Richard Sherman: I’ve never seen a guy who cries on national television so often also act so hard when he’s not releasing the crocodile tears.
Happy reading if bored:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-internals-of-the-abc-poll-could-be-a-big-deal
Liberal media gonna liberal media.
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Not to steal Seamus’s bit, but I think it’s time for masturbation and bed. Peace, all.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE
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On a plane, no footbaw but blax’s Twitter commentary is quite hilarious. He seems to be snapping.
The joint I rolled, it seemed, was too loose so it just went up in a flame. I need to try again at the half.
Chuck doing his best Collinsworth impression:
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Brick is an interesting name.
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Maybe the most beautiful song ever written about two people falling in love over their mutual affection for Satan…
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I use a wireless mirror box (connected to a real box in another room) to get my TV and in the middle of an important scene the other box changed the channel and then got taken over. I guess I am gonna wait to watch the rest of the ep when I can get it online later. So, football I guess. How has the game been going?
Lotta D. Few yards. Refs not seeing fucking anything out there.
I hope you like punts, punts, and MOAR punts!
oh, and a rescinded “leaping” penalty
pre-game show starts a whole half-hour earlier next week to ensure full DAK! hysteria coverage
Worst announcing crew ever: JEEM, Cris, Aikmen in the booth, Goose on the field.
I liked Goose.
I think I am gonna start worshipping David Johnson as my deity of choice. Sill, you in?
Beats CJ2YPC
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PRAISE BIRD JESUS!
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/Yes it’s old at this point
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What countertop you got going there? Granite?
Yep
I believe that’s a bone-in pork shoulder and a boneless top sirloin?
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think I only need 4 TDs instead of 7 this week, DJ
if I were to have a few extra V-profen and enter a mini-coma…I wouldn’t miss much, would I?
/involuntary isn’t cheating
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That’s fucking funny as hell, Kippo.
Puntapalooza continues!
BLUR REMEMBERS WHEN IT WAS JUST FOAR FUN WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
Then BMW wrote them a seven-figure check and it wasn’t just for fun anymore!
Pete Carroll thinks Ed Hochuli brought down the Twin Towers. By hand.
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/urge to kill… rising
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Head SeaTruther to Hipster Arians: U mad, bro?
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Jeebus must hate the Cardinals
FOAR leaving hallowed St, Louis. #BFIB!!!!
/kills self
He’s not too fond of the Pope, either.
I’m sorry, Jennifer Garner, but I don’t want to hear you questioning my choice of credit cards. You married Ben Affleck.
Anni‑Frid Lyngstad and Agnetha Fältskog celebrate that.
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Maybe now, after all these years, C-Hox fans will shut the fuck up about the refs during Super Bowl XL
That’s just so odd to me. The Cubs going to the World Series essentially allows us to forget every fuck up and potential screw job of the past 70 years. Why dwell on that?
Because it was the first time they ever mattered and they needed to scapegoat an 11-point loss?
Even so. THEY WON ONE LATER ON.
I’ve heard Cardinals (baseball) fans bitch about a blown call in the 1985 World Series even though they got destroyed in a Game 7 although it’s a lot less common now that they’ve won a pair.
If winning doesn’t let you wash clean the stench of failure, what’s the fucking point?
They’re from Seattle. They don’t wash, period.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
It’s amazing how NFL refs have no idea to look for SEA’s DBs to be holding every single week. Even though they are hanging on WRs every single week.
Sherman hangs on wide receivers like I hung onto Gore Vidal’s colostomy bag!
GODDAMN that’s good
“He is not willing to not concede if he loses and there’s no fraud.”
— Reince Priebus
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Dear Alexa, how do I wake up the asshole on my couch?
“The time is 8:08, did Alexa do what you wanted?”
Um, actually, yeah, thanks Alexa!
Stick a carrot in it! Usually does the trick for me.
I just saw Robert Barone from “Everybody Loves Raymond” as an abusive husband on Law and Order: SVU. I also watched Dean Cain and Martin Short as serial rapists.
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They are excellent actors, but everytime I see someone I grew up watching in a good role play a complete monster, I die a little inside.
When I saw Richard Ramirez in a community play of Merchant of Venice, really ruined my opinion of him!
Monica Bellucci in Passion Of The Christ did her in for me.
Fuck that disgusting Packers fan.
At the beginning of this Navy Federal commercial, I thought the guy talking to the camera was Unforgivable.
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I decided to give into being a fatty and ordered the carrot cake with dinner. It’s so massive that even I couldn’t eat more than half. This must be how Pam Anderson felt with Tommy Lee.