Your “Potential End of the Civilized World Eve” Monday Night Football Open Thread

Everything that needs to be said about this election has already been said. [weighs in] Goddamn it, America! GET THIS RIGHT! You’ve made your share of mistakes just like any other nation but what differentiates you (and Canada, for that matter) from others is that when it really, really counts you step back from the precipice and make the best decision for yourselves and the world at large. This is another one of those times. Get to a voting booth and vote with your heart AND your head and watch the sunrise on Wednesday morning filled with the knowledge that-as small as those steps might be-progress has been made.

Buf/Sea-I don’t think the NFL likes this game. Why? This one should be all about the D. The Bills D-line are a bunch of rambunctious pocket-collapsers and run-stoppers that lead the league with 26 sacks. Seattle is no slouch in that department with 22. Seattle only allows 15.4 points per game and if you subtract the Bills shellacktification by Bill “Does Not Get Swept By Anyone” Belichick’s Pats, they’re in the same room. The Legion of Boom (I know, I don’t like it either) is not going to have a problem with the likes of wr’s Woods and Goodwin. But I also can’t see rb’s Michael/Prosise running wild like Ajayi did a few weeks ago. My guess? This comes down to special teams (Percy Harvin with a KR TD?) or a defensive score.

Enjoy. LET YOUR FINGERS DANCE!!!!

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Trevor Semen

Belichick got swept by the Broncos just last year.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can’t sleep so making French toast.

LemonJello

À la vôtre!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t, for the life of me, understand why it’s being reported (and people are accepting it as truth) that Brady voted for and Belichick endorsed Trump when the only claim for that is coming from Trump himself.

I mean, I could claim I fucked Kate Upton and she had forty orgasms in a row, but until you hear that from her, I’d take it with a grain of salt.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

The Belichick claim has been confirmed.

So how was she in foreplay?

Porky Prime

Yayyyy.

Brick Meathook
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think I stumbled my way back to the playoffs in the league I run. I should know the tiebreakers better because I run it. Either way I am coming for you Zymm. You will not repeat as champion.

Brocky

i’m gonna run the math outta curiosity, give me a second.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It’s Zymm, your wife, you, me as the top 4 right now unless I am doing the math wrong

Brocky

that’s what I got. I spent too long trying to figure out if Best regular season record vs opponent wins meant head to head record counted, so the 5 way (giggle) tie for 3 can’t possibly come down to schedule at the current time.

also, me and tabi got hitched? Did I miss a HRTN joke?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am obviously and consistantly bad at remembering who people are across platforms, my bad

Brocky

i think its time to pull the van over for some shut eye. see you when we have a new leader of the free world.

Brocky

Man if I had known my college education would be used against me because I don’t share certain political views, …..

well i guess i’d still have the same education, just be better equipped at defending myself

Senor Weaselo

Whoa, the NYC Dept of Health shut down Singlecut…
*reads article*
…’s tap room, oh okay.

Brocky

Oh no…

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Brick Meathook

I’m doing my research for tomorrow’s election, for the 17 California propositions, 4 City of Los Angeles propositions, 2 LA County measures, and 2 other things. The more I read, the more confused I get.

Also, speaking as a US Navy submarine veteran, fuck all other veterans. Navy Seals in particular are a bunch of fags. The only Seals I ever saw were the one’s who would scrub the marine growth off our boat before we went out on a 40-day patrol without them.

If you want to thank a veteran, kiss my ass and gimme a hundred bucks.

VOTE FOR PEDRO

/my $0.02

nomonkeyfun

I’ll kiss your ass, but I can’t spare the Benjamin.

On that note, Godspeed, I have to vote in 5hrs.
Nader/Laduke
No wait I meant Ron Paul.
No, I can’t remember. Who’s running this year?
I guess I’ll just for Senator Palpatine. He seems like a strong leader O cam trust. I hear he’s a forceful leader.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Boyd Crowder 2016

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Beerguyrob

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Don T

Think you misspelled FLAG.
2016 dude. C’mon.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Dad: “I am voting for Trump”

Me:: ::tries to leave room::

Dad: “I have been working on this financial project with your aunt and investors are gonna let the economy fail if Hillary is elected”

Me: ::really tries to leave the room::

Dad: “You see the rich investors will only invest if they get who they want voted in, so we have to do what they say”

Me: “So a bunch of babies will ruin the country if they don’t get their way”

Dad: “Yep, I have to go Trump this election”

/ I wish this conversation didn’t happen word for word

Senor Weaselo

Yossarian 2016: Because it really is a Catch-22.

Brocky

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I don’t even know what to fucking say….

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Well he could have labeled 1 out of 5 right. I refuse to google the Navy Seal and find out he probably a white supremacist that has 3 domestic violence complaints against him. Please tell me I didn’t half sarcastically say that and it is right. Really, no one tell me.

Brocky

if Ivanka is a businesswoman, shouldn’t she be under business?

I wish the caption said dana white, but the picture was of brock lesnar

Brocky

He’s the guy Marky Marc plays in lone survivor.

not even fucking exaggerating that’s exactly who he fucking is.

Brocky

Hey man, october is over, so I thought we were done posting horror gifs…

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WCS

Cillian Murphy IS the Man Without a Face. Literally.

WCS

Willie Robertson is as middle class as I am crown prince to the throne of Sweden.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So even if you are gonna vote for Trump, everyone has their voter registration set up and for those living at a secondary location has a bill or piece of government mail from the last 2 weeks ready to show them tomorrow?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That second thing might be not uniform around the country, regionally that seems to be the requirement.

Brocky

sounds like I missed a game that wasn’t nearly as entertaining as the box score might suggest.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Well I think it was the best MNF game of the year. That really isn’t saying that much though

Unsurprised

Who let jjfozz go full Trumpster motherfucker and when can I kick you right in the fucking balls?

nomonkeyfun

Is that the Balto version of grabbing them by the pussy?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You’re taking his unhinged rantings WAY too seriously.

LemonJello

Richard Sherman can choke on a yuuuuuuggggeee back of dicks.

nomonkeyfun

“That sounds like fun!!!”

-Larry Craig

Redshirt

Alright, I’ll check in tomorrow to see if either America (a) dodged a bullet, (b) voted in Biff Tannen or (c) rescinded the Declaration of Independence and is reverting back as a British Colony because we royally fucked things up this year.

Come on C.

LemonJello

I’d like to see the break down of write in votes this year.

nomonkeyfun

I’m curious whether None of the Above would win this year, if we had to do a doover and the current batch was banned from running again. Both Pres and VP candidates.

Senor Weaselo

Too bad we don’t know where it is. But we know who took it!
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Porky Prime

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Beerguyrob
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My FF game was so close I almost lost on the loss of yards on the kneel down.

Senor Weaselo

Key word, almost?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah I won over that fucker Brocky

/I love you Brocky

Brocky

Same back at ya marc

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Unsurprised

That’s why gasoline and matches are sold separately.

Porky Prime

It’s like an exercise routine.

Fronkenshteen

JUST NOT MCCOY!!!!!

Redshirt

Reading about the end of the 1st Half. Did BLEERGH show up?

WCS

BLEERGH feasted all night.

Claymaker

Was that Rowan Atkinson behind Pete?

WCS
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

RIGHT. IN. THE. EAR. PETE

Fronkenshteen

And now, McCoy delivers the kill shot to me. After the 2:00 warning on Monday night. Fuck fantasy football.

Porky Prime

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blackroseMD1

McCoy delivered the kill shot to me by not getting over 100 yards or scoring. Dammit.

Fronkenshteen

So CJ Prosise is now the starting running back for Seattle?

Porky Prime

THESE BILLS, I CALL THEM GUNS N ROSES BECAUSE SEATTLE DESTROYED THEM AND BY THE TIME THEY FINALLY MADE A COMEBACK NO ONE CARED.

Brick Meathook

REX RYAN THE GENIUS

WCS

Mike McCoy just blew his load watching that sequence.

Brick Meathook

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

GET FUCKED IN THE EAR, PETE

Brick Meathook

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Adding Sherman’s dreads and Pete’s monocle to the Crusade List

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Wait, why didn’t we get a free run at Hauschka’s knee?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just don’t do that shit to Ryan. We need our punter.

Senor Weaselo

He’ll just ninja out of the… oh, right.