Everything that needs to be said about this election has already been said. [weighs in] Goddamn it, America! GET THIS RIGHT! You’ve made your share of mistakes just like any other nation but what differentiates you (and Canada, for that matter) from others is that when it really, really counts you step back from the precipice and make the best decision for yourselves and the world at large. This is another one of those times. Get to a voting booth and vote with your heart AND your head and watch the sunrise on Wednesday morning filled with the knowledge that-as small as those steps might be-progress has been made.
Buf/Sea-I don’t think the NFL likes this game. Why? This one should be all about the D. The Bills D-line are a bunch of rambunctious pocket-collapsers and run-stoppers that lead the league with 26 sacks. Seattle is no slouch in that department with 22. Seattle only allows 15.4 points per game and if you subtract the Bills shellacktification by Bill “Does Not Get Swept By Anyone” Belichick’s Pats, they’re in the same room. The Legion of Boom (I know, I don’t like it either) is not going to have a problem with the likes of wr’s Woods and Goodwin. But I also can’t see rb’s Michael/Prosise running wild like Ajayi did a few weeks ago. My guess? This comes down to special teams (Percy Harvin with a KR TD?) or a defensive score.
Enjoy. LET YOUR FINGERS DANCE!!!!
That’s it for me. I’ll see you motherfuckers after the apocalypse.
RUN THE GODDAMN BALL!!!
Stop. Showing. How. Badly. We. Were. Jobbed…
down to 1.7. Seattle can just get fucked already.
The Bills have Wood and Woods on the team.
/dick joke
Note: I actually own this, and it’s great.
Damn vultures.
Lead whittled down to 4.7, thanks to only negatives since the pickerception. Didn’t this D used to create negative plays and turnovers, or at least not hemorrhage yards to high school offenses?
Christine Michael has five carries, and therefore should still have EXTREMELY FRESH LEGS.
“But how are his feet?” -Rex
Rex is going to murder and eat an official before the night is over.
I thought that was Rob’s job.
Rob only eats the hookers that he kills.
please just end 28-17
http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Taeler-absolute-intense-gifs-004.gif
I suddenly want a fruit roll-up.
Bruised ribs, right there.
Whoa whoa whoa, you mean to tell me a converted basketball player can’t play O line vs a guy named Shaq?
I wonder if we are being subliminally ordered to vote Trump by watching this game?
No, just to join the navy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GGu4nhviVoc
I don’t think he’s ever heard of something so subtle. Hell I think that one of Fozz’ rants would be subtle to him.
Rexy trash-talking Sherman. We need a hot mic right there.
Gob Bluth’s O-line?
Sorry. Not meant as reply.
After:
Hopefully that’ll be her look when she gets called up. Just pants-shittingly terrifying.
Just think, it could be a Bella she tries to interface with.
Seems Jeff Fisher thinks Todd Gurley should be getting more carries. If only he could have influence over such a thing.
My FF team agrees.
109-104: Me at the half. Thank jeebus for strong marijuana.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/623/22424801572_043da775f2.jpg
I’d give her a red stripe down her leg.
There is a women’s clothing store in my town that has a sweatshirt with a bunch of patches on it. One is the Nazi Eagle. It has been in the window for a month or so. Unfortunately I’m never home when they are open to yell at them.
“…the Electrical College…”
We’ve secretly replaced Chris Berman with Homer Simpson…let’s see if anyone notices.
YOU MUST GRAB ONE OF THEM.
Hey, NFL, I’m your target demo and I’m going to sleep. SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS
No raspberry at the end, 2/10 would not bang.
I’m genuinely surprised that Rex Ryan didn’t go full Scanners there.
Buffalo got seriously jobbed there.
If I’m the Bills I start running some pick plays into the officials in the second half.
What a clusterfuck.
One power sweep directly into Pete Carrol on the sidelines, just for good measure.
Santana Garrett:
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A whole lot-o-fuckery going on at the end of this half.
BLEERGH loves us all!
Now watch Seattle block this kick, and run it back.
NFL Officiating: It’s Fantastic!
Seriously, what the fuck just happened
I had some guacamole.
I am not watching, but I assume I lost a D/ST touchdown because I am cursed.
I need a Sasha Banks-Sexy Star match.
Asuka or GTFO
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QX1B1yiaCk0/TlzpxhUn4lI/AAAAAAAABD4/JsJLY_RrjsA/s1600/kanasword.jpg
She really does things for me.
Serious fear boner.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS?
WAIT WHAT
I need four more Jimmy Graham TDs not thrown by Russell Wilson in order to win
I hate you and your inability to not lay down for the goddamned shitsucking Bills, SEA defense. THREE points, all I needed. Motherfuckers.
What the fuck just happened?
When a good porn session is ruin by the meandering commenter thought: “She seems nice.”
You say “circus show”…I say “shit show”…let’s just call the whole thing off…
I’m going to fucking bed.
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Hey, Bills
http://giant.gfycat.com/GrouchyWarpedBluetickcoonhound.gif
She seems nice.
One more for Horatio!
I do not deserve this but I am not too proud to take it.
Is it me or was that Call of Duty ad surprisingly violent for regular TV?
I was more surprised that they seem to be advocating playing video games all day instead of voting.
I thought the same thing
Is it me, or is Call of Duty pointless?
Not if you enjoy being called a “nagger-faggit” and hearing what your mother’s been up to from a bunch of semi-literate, sugared up 14 yeard olds.
You’d think if there was ONE word they’d be able to spell correctly…
There is not.
Yes, Gruden, there are only two players on the court for a given NBA team.
I have no idea what’s going on here. Too much to process
I need two more TDs from Graham to make up for forgetting to adjust my line-up and leaving about 20 points on the bench.
I deserve this loss.
Avril is gonna get tossed
Like a salad?
Lavigne? It’s about time; her music was getting played out and now she’s dating the guy from Nickleback!
National disgrace up here, they divorced.
Wow. I’m so sorry for your country.
Taeler Hendrix:
http://i.imgur.com/yjyjAGM.gif
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/0/0a/WWEStacyKeiblerG14_-_No_Mercy_2001_1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160112103532
Does she have a name? Because I might need to pull a Seamus and disappear for a while.
Let’s play “Spot the dead people”
http://king-mag.com/files/2009/02/layla2.jpg
Millions of dead babies on those sheets and in her stomach
I was thinking hair but stomach is acceptable
So she’s a team player
Oral B is also the name of the most popular Latino in prison.