Yep, it’s true. Perhaps sadly. Pathetically? Yeah, perhaps. But still true nonetheless.
I’ve watched so many horrible movies and TV shows, sometimes more often than I’d care to admit, just to watch that little quirky smirky smile on that adorable little face. And the rest of her ain’t bad, either. Don’t judge me.
/knows you’re gonna judge me
//doesn’t care
Dear John..check.
Mamma Mia…check.
Jennifer’s Body…double check.
Red Riding Hood…hella check.
In Time…ginger check.
And many others too. I’ve not watched Lovelace yet tho. I’m afraid my penis might explode.
Oh, and also Veronica Mars…check. But that was a good show actually. At least at first, even though she was technically dead for most of her run on it. And plus it had Kristen Bell too. But we’re not talking about Kristen Bell this week. Though trust me, we will be soon enough.
But yeah I’ve kinda got a hangup for Amanda. She’s got one for me too, she just doesn’t know it yet. But I’ve played it cool with her so far, so no restraining order, unlike Sara Jean.
Yet.
Worry not, there will be more Amanda later.
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Not really in the mood to do much sharing this week. I’ve shared way too much this week already. If you were fortunate enough not to see any of it and/or not be involved, consider yourself lucky. The tl;dr version is that I still have mild brain damage (not joking) but am not dying (yay…I think); and I once accidentally grabbed a beautiful girl’s penis (sadly….also not joking). So yeah, you’ve gotten your tWBS embarrassing stories for the week. If you missed them, tough shit.
So let’s review sports as quickly as possible, ignore the election results, and then get back on Amanda as quickly as possible.
Ooooh, sorry, poor choice of words.
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Politics Free (mostly) Sports…Finally
No more baseball again. My world will be a little more empty now, until February. Meh. Not that big of a difference at this point. But at least season tix orders went out this week, that’s always fun. Well, you know…other than the whole “having to pay for them” part.
The Ravens and the Browns ruined yet another Thursday night.
**Believe it or not, I typed the above sentence 2 days before the game, as a placeholder. That’s why it’s in italics…so when I came in (phrasing) to do my final edit on Friday morning, and schedule the post, I’d remember to get rid of it.
But in spite of my team winning that godforsaken game by a 28-7 final, I stand by that sentence. So it’s staying. The win gives Baltimore sole possession atop the AFC North…for now. But I don’t feel good about it. No indeed.
You know what else I don’t feel good about? These assholes. Yeah I know these protests are not just in Baltimore. Don’t care. I bet half these fuckers didn’t even vote. Look, I don’t like the results of the election either. But guess fucking what? I won’t be at PNC Arena tonight trying to block fans’ access and ruin their night, just to get my (now pointless) point across.
You want to start a pointless protest? Fine. But when you start ruining someone else’s good time you’ve crossed a line. And then it gets talked about during a national broadcast. Plus, this is exactly NOT bringing the country together. All you did last night was give the President Elect one more bit of evidence (from his narrow minded standpoint, that is) why he shouldn’t give a fuck about your opinion. FFS Baltimore. No wonder people think we’re crass.
Hockey is starting to piss me off. That didn’t take long. FFS Caps…really??? Blanked by the Sharks. At home. This is why everyone hates DC. Or at least it used to be. And yet the Pens and Rangers just keep chugging along, taking care of business. I repeat….FFS. But here’s tonight’s matchup’s anyway….
- NJD @ BUF – 7:00pm
- PHI @ TOR – 7:00pm
- LA @ OTT – 7:30pm
- WAS @ CHI – 8:30pm
- DAL @ EDM – 9:00pm
- WIN @ COL – 9:00pm
College Basketball gets going with reckless abandon tonight. I’m not typing out all of those games so here’s a link to the schedule for tonight. I might be in Raleigh tonight for our opener against Georgia Southern. At the time of this writing, I’ve yet to decide for sure. I guess we’ll see if I can stay sober long enough to drive over.
The NBA can kiss my ass. I’m not linking to that abortion this week.
And so can golf. And every other sport I’m not good at anymore.
OK, fine…tonight’s NBA schedule.
And yes, Seamus Power still sucks. I’m starting to think he’s tanking on purpose just to tick me off. But at least he made the cut last week and made a little money. But shit, I coulda made the cut on that fly by night course.
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OK, Amanda…Be Patient…I’m on my way back home, baby.
- Born December 3, 1985, 30 yo (one day off from sharing tWBS’ birthday, btw…that’s gotta be a sign)
- 5’3″, 108 lbs
- Originally from Allentown, PA
- Suffers from anxiety, panic attacks and stage fright
- For some reason is into taxidermy (no shit…I’m not joking)
Unlike Sara Jean, I don’t even remotely know anyone who has interactions with Amanda, so I don’t know of her character. For all I know she’s a total bitch. But she’s really really cute tho….so not a problem. And I don’t think she is a bitch. With a face and body like that, how could she be?(yeah…I heard it). But really, I don’t think she is.
But I’ve been wrong before about such things.
Anywhoo….
Bedroom eyes, or simmering rage?
This one just isn’t fair. Jeebus.
Here, kitty kitty…
Bedroom eyes, or simmering rage? (pt deux)
You uh…you look like you need some assistance…
I like your new retro look my dear. You do it well.
Love the hat, yes.
I um…..ummmmm…umm…
Yay foar polka dots…
Dammit, did you take my last Diet Coke AGAIN?!?!?!?
Ok, Ok….you can have it…
And just like that, I refer you back to….ummmmm…
Again, I might be risking a stabbing…
You look nice, but that wall ain’t gonna paint itself, dear….
Sorry guys…can’t get drunk and watch the game with ya’s. Amanda seems open to some experimentation tonight.
Amanda had already fled the scene and was never heard from again.
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OK, after getting you all hot and bothered (but just remember she’s mine and you can’t have her), it’s now time to soothe you I suppose. In fact, you’re gonna get two soothing tWBS originals.
This first photo was taken by yours truly about a week ago. On this morning I was returning home from swimming laps and noticed this mist hanging eerily in the fields across from where I live. Just the mist itself was cool as shit, so I got out to see if it would translate photographically (I nearly always have my camera in the truck with me). As I walked across the road and approached the field, I spotted this trio having an early breakfast. Sadly, I couldn’t use the proper settings which would have improved the grainy appearance because they would stop moving. But I do still kinda love this photo. I hope you do too.
And this one was the sunset over the lake from 2 nights ago. This wasn’t as calming at the time because it was cold and windy as shit and I ran out the door, camera in hand, dressed in shorts and T-shirt without putting on a jacket and froze my ass off waiting. But it’s calming to look at now, so totally worth it.
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I’ve yet to decide on a theme next week. Feel free to make suggestions. And they don’t have to be just about one person. That just kinda happened the past two weeks and will likely happen some in the future. But variety is the spice of life.
Have a nice weekend folks.
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This isn’t sexy, and I’ve manipulated it all to hell, but this is a picture of a storm moving in on my in-laws’ farm. Thought I might share:
Very nice!
That’s gorgeous.
I might have to pull out (giggity) some of my dust storm photos from out in AZ now. LOL.
I really don’t understand how an internet and cable service can’t limit the rate to their streaming site so it works in not full HD. Literally ever other site does that. I understand you want full HD, fucking put in the infrastructure so that is even close to possible. We are living with stuff put in in the early 90’s and they get tax cuts for not improving it so it won’t be improving.
This complaint from a 100% legit site they can’t seem to get up 10 years after idiots stealing a stream could.
Kind of summarizes everything that’s happened this entire year.
Big Bill Ward fan as well:
https://youtu.be/-GUltDT6U-M
Gotta give love of course to Mr. Carl Palmer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6vN9nadqtQ
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
err, I mean, Neil…
Hey, today is Veteran’s Day!
I’m a veteran! US Navy Submarine Service; six patrols and over 300 days submerged running time splitting those atoms.
No need to thank me, so don’t. Just kiss my ass, that’s thanks enough. I’m a cheap date!
So how’d Tuesday go?
USAF here, doing absolutely nothing, though, it was technically during OEF.
Anyway, Tuesday started off with the funeral for one of my best friend’s 15-week-old boy, who died from SIDS, and it, incredibly, got worse from there!
That is such a tragic story, worse than anything else. I would have pressed the “This Is Great” button in acknowledgement, but that seemed innapproriate.
Holy shit, WCS. That sucks… how are you? I lived in mortal fear of SIDS for the first 2 years of my kids’ lives. Knowing someone whose kid died… are you doing OK?
Watching the Westworld movie before staring the series. Never saw it, but am amused. It’s nice to get a few more of those Itchy and Scratchy Land references.
It’s almost as if Michael Chrichton knew what a theme park run amok was before Jurassic Park…
Talking drummers? John Stainer is my all-time favorite.
https://youtu.be/gWdCX9FXx5Y
I am drunk as fuck
I think we got that.
Fucking Pussy ass wimp ass losers.
No wonder Trump ran over them. Treat him like a man and a businessman and you can roll all over him like others have. Stop wallowing in shit like pigs and fight goddamn it. He has good ideas. Use them as wedges against his own party. You fucking idiots. I hate you. I hate liberals. I hope they all die of pussy rot. Fucking losers.
While we’re on drummers, I’m a fan of Stewart Copeland, not because of his work with The Police, but because he wrote the music for the Spyro the Dragon trilogy. (And Enter the Dragonfly but that game was glitchtastic and to this day nobody in the family finished it. Also Season of Ice, but the speedways are fucking difficult.) This song was in the hardest fucking level because of one dragon you had to save and the only way to do it was go down two ramps, up a third, and across to a fourth you wouldn’t expect. It took many hours to figure this out. Fuck you, Jed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEAgRmLScFg
Yeah, but, The Police kicked ass…
This is true, but little Senor did not know that at the time.
And then there was the bonus level track…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOi1n1N6u_I
One of the things that comes with being a member of the Commentist Party is the time difference.
I love the fact that we cover many time zones and area codes and continents and shit but what about us West Coast folks?
I’m in my prime!
Wake the fuck up people!
I’m here, been checking in all night. Just didn’t have anything to say tonight.
So, kinda funny story, saw this on cable some years ago, and somehow became convinced “misty mundane” was seyfried
Final diatribe.
/yeah right!
I have never been more proud to be a Californian.
We nailed that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw
Today was beautiful.
I love my city.
Yes this could be considered a bad ass bass track.
AND IT IS!
Take a moment and listen to the drums.
That’s Bruford on drums.
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTaM5eTVeo
Is this becoming a brief Bruford kick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFoYsqVqDcU
Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDnavPiMxA
The first UK album was Bruford, Terry Bozzio was for Danger Money and Night After Night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RC6XSAZwOs
Oh shit!
There I am.
What’s happening neighbors and friends?
My typing skills are quite exceptional this evening.
Shall We?
I’ve had drum tracks in my head for awhile.
This is not an unusual thing. Love a good drum track.
Happy Friday you wonderful motherfuckers.
http://oi50.tinypic.com/2dcd3bb.jpg
Moose vs. XMas Ape: The Final Showdown
A moose once bit my sister.
You just made me giggle.
Cheers!
http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/jpeg/1c926453c224681f722034de3777db254984d2e1.jpg
Insulating electrical tape.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6d5ba6b5e3b15b21d09c718cc4ae94dd/tumblr_ofcc1cvQ5S1qmw08po1_1280.jpg
Evening.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/64bacda16ece4334062747d8727f2aa7/tumblr_of9kzmVVv71u1dkf2o1_1280.jpg
Guten abend.
Damn it, Sarah.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7b5217cc35bb0ca65ea4cef508cbebb4/tumblr_o1f3ur5NBw1qcc5yvo2_250.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/eeb3075e5f5153283cc4a2441da7ef21/tumblr_nzmnkxA4AX1qmw08po1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6907a0e550b89c07a3ed9bf2346e18b1/tumblr_o29ywebYch1ump3x8o1_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f6fce5ace23ae74db9916b37d847b275/tumblr_ofrtdsX2Et1qmw08po1_1280.png
“Don’t worry, I got a real discount on the room from Orbitz, but the send you a LOT of emails.”
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d6f878f80bb0cdbe28f10a6b6cdd08c3/tumblr_oejdw1mzVC1rwuuvro9_1280.jpg
More racist: Indians or Kansas? WHO YOU GOT?
Indians.
Sorry.
http://global3.memecdn.com/unimpressed-indian_o_725273.jpg
At first I thought that was dildo, then I realized it’s actually a “peace” “pipe”
http://www.collecting-rocks-and-minerals.com/image-files/chalk-rock.jpg
“Yes miss, there is a taco truck right down the street.”
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a61abbf4fecbe0deb363556581ddbb86/tumblr_o8sishVKrP1r888xpo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/169dd722cb9b33cbf1d4207027d99918/tumblr_o9tcm7nsmv1u1dkf2o1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/cf2f535b706dc45ca61e24170e347394/tumblr_ofae1nOeUZ1vfbltso7_250.gif
“Ooooh, hai. Nice weather eh?”
http://68.media.tumblr.com/29cfa28663d4ea27a5e7970c10256497/tumblr_oftt7nkALF1u1dkf2o1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4721f336a5e313d27bb30c2c9c4459f3/tumblr_ofgkbidfEs1tlrqi3o1_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d0680f790cd6d7b03eae85f747796258/tumblr_o70w4mR7Kj1tkwt4ho2_500.jpg
Also does this mean “fetch” is a thing now?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/017cba9d3f516ef40b4e339d2986de9e/tumblr_odbapl9uii1tlrqi3o2_1280.jpg
BOOOOM! TAKE DOWN!! SWARMING DEFENSE!
Best use of the term “grabbing a pussy” I’ve seen in quite some time.
dammmn….
I was just going to make a zerg rush joke.
Some things that might be against their best interests IO can understand them getting talked into.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/705c3c66b53696b75eb5fe5373e4ea35/tumblr_oe9q6wktvV1rsx7u3o1_1280.jpg
Others, I just can’t understand at all.
Balls needs a hat.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/32370f71b65adc804b6cfc6c9f86b461/tumblr_og6o4vQ1c41s638qao1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d46426fbcb10d5fa0cb53342476f28b3/tumblr_ofcy42gta41rlb6iho2_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/26c88cb47806c466b73155bcb38171aa/tumblr_og36cjtYVI1qlia32o1_1280.jpg
laughter is the best comfort
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lieutenant-dan-you-got-new-legs.jpg
or some shit like that
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3e9ccDkl1r0k9auo4_500.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/63b2deef30cbc9e72bc07f07e92d7ec8/tumblr_ofzl3psN101twi2hjo1_400.gif
I am going on comfort images at this point.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/fd47c9151741a97e72393aabd5f873d9/tumblr_og1jsuzkPg1sv6oeto1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/acb0a6c453579aff99ac2ac574d27fe5/tumblr_ofxw9fACwq1qzvpq6o1_540.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2f41a5d6ce74fc9529ab4e3d6c9bae92/tumblr_ofis1zMu1I1v2useeo1_500.jpg
harambe is in a better place now
Ook.
Touchdown Penn! FACK YOU HAHHVAHD
Has it really come to you watching Ivy League?
Quiet, you.
Fuck all of you…I am BULLDOG!!!!
I feel like the bulldog’s name would be chubbz
goddamnit that’s funny.
jjfozz in dog form.
Hahahahahaha
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le2b9pA7m71qcprhpo1_1280.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9a731a43ffe5f05d1818f89a2eca5f3d/tumblr_nx5aomYSTh1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c68bbefb87d7642e967daac9aabae394/tumblr_ogcjtxjsH41ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
I have the same thing with Jesse eisenberg and Michael cera.
http://cdn23.us1.fansshare.com/photos/jesseeisenberg/pokevolve-ceraeisenbergsamberg-michael-cera-1418364535.jpg
Why is there different under that same guy? Does he do identity theft or something?
Come to think of it that would make a damn nice sandwich.