My old crew of buddies prided ourselves on creating our own little vernacular. If I had said, “‘Tri-Medley’?-is that even a freakin’ word?” My buddies would immediately respond in unison, “It is now.” And then we would add it to our nomenclature. Damn, I miss those fellas. TO THE TRI-MEDLEY OF GAMES!!!!
Mia/LA-Jared “No, I’m Not That Guy-I Hate Subway!” Goff makes his pro debut just days before fans/media associated with the team were going to lynch HC Fisher. Say your goodbye’s to Case Keenum’s starting career-he was everything everyone thought he would be. The Fins have reeled off 4 straight and they still have the Niners, Jets and Cards left to play. The bad news is that the Ravens, the Bills on the road and the Pats are looming in the gloaming. If Miami grabs a wildcard spot they will have earned it. By the by, qb Tanneyhill hasn’t thrown the ball into the hands of the opposition in 4 games. If he makes it to 5 he’s got the record for his team.
NE/SF-The Gronk and wr Hogan are out. Te Bennett and wr Edeleman are licking their wounds and aren’t at full strength. Bill Murray’s line from that movie that I can’t remember seems apropos-“IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!” Pats romp and Brady gets at least 4 scores because he knows I need it desperately.
Phi-Sea-Oh looky! A game that might be eyeball-worthy! If the Seahawks close this one out, look for them to go on a major roll because they’ve got easily winnable games from here on out. All four of the Eagles losses have been on the road-expect that number to swell to five after the clock hits 0:00. Some team has to fall behind in the “Oprah wears a micro-bikini”-tight NFC East and I’m betting it’s HC Pederson’s crew.
There… GET AT IT BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!
Night game thread’s up.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/11/20/your-1-sunday-night-open-thread/
1 hour left til Westworld… I mean 37 min til kickoff! Woo!
So. My dive bar.
The owner just stopped in a bit ago. Her boyfriend, upon seeing myself and 2 other patrons says: ” well damn, no wonder no one comes in to this bar on Sundays, the Seahawks are on”.
And then the owner proceeds to advertise (and make sure the Mon night bartender, who is here now) that tomorrow night, they’re having MNF party!!!!!!!!!! so everyone should come!!!!
To a different bar in differemt neighborhood.
Are you fucking kidding me?
so after 5 months, these two had an epic stare down to reignite their feud
Why is Rodney Harrison?
Not Faith Hill’s legs in 40 min.
Bud Light is the perfect official beer for the NFL: flashy and cliched on the outside, horrible, god-awful product on the inside.
Nothing says Philly like a trash time brutal injury.
After yet another Eagle going down, we’re ready for Houston to come in and defend her record
I just found out that my favorite brewery is releasing my favorite beer tomorrow, when they’re usually not open but are for the Thanksgiving week. There will be a huge line. They open at noon and are in Massachusetts.
That 2 pm deposition in Hartford is not gonna start on time.
Please say it isn’t pumpkin-spiced…please????
It is not. Here’s a review of it.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/28743/125646/
There’s only a couple of pumpkin-flavored beer that I like, (Dogfish Head makes a good one), but I wouldn’t go out of my way to get any of them. This one I’m going to drive 40 minutes each way and likely stand in line for 45 minutes, depending on what the second beer they release tomorrow is.
Fucking yum.
That’s some no-nonsense ABV.
Ooh, now we get the rare “Sibling’s a soccer player” call. Now if only I gave a damn…
See you all for Packers-Slurs?
I’ve got a bunch of laundry to fold, so yeah, I guess so. I need like 50 points from Aaron Rodgers to have any chance at beating OldSchoolZero.
Dammit, you would have to remind me about laundry.
I have little choice but to watch the next swirl round of my team. I would hope the Dok makes it! Mebbe she’s seeking cups.
At least until Westworld comes on.
I feel like in conjunction with words like “undefeated” and “winless” there should be a word for “being 2 games under .500” and that word should be “jeffisher”.
You could use it in expressions like “regression to the jeffisher”.
A bunch of Mularkey?
wwe survivor series commentary:
If Tom Brady goes down its not like BIll Belichik is going to play quarterback for the patriots.
not sure if that would be:
a) Awesome
b) Shitty
c) awesomely shitty
Anything past 8 yards is a duck. Yeah, this was the #1 overall pick.
Bobby Wagner with a better spear than Goldberg.
YUP, an immediate checkdown, followed by dick holding, then a timeout. PRICELESS.
The goddess of mediocrity shall not be denied.
I look forward to seeing how Jeff Fisher and Jared Goff monkeyfuck these last 29 seconds.
And the answer is: with some Andy Reid-Donovan McNabb clock management
The hotdish is a single dish casserole. Think of it as something you bring to a potluck or a funeral.
Saute 1/2 an onion minced, brown 1 lb of ground beef add in some minced garlic and salt and pepper.
Stir in a can of cream of mushroom soup, maybe a 1/2 can of sweet corn. Dump everything into a baking dish. Cover with a layer of cheese, Jack works well here, and an orderly layer of tater tots and bake in a 375 degree oven for 35-40 minutes.
Delightful.
My dear departed Ma would be damn proud of me today.
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For a potluck last night, I did a baked mac and cheese: rotini bathed in beschamel with sharp white cheddar, fontina, smoked gouda, and wisconsin-made gruyere. Stuffed it full of sauteed onion, mushroom, and spinach, and then topped with parsley-bread crumbs and crisped up shallot. I do calories RIGHT.
This is why my weekday meals are so goddamn Spartan. I save up to do the weekend calories the right way.
That sounds glorious.
Exactly. Simple weekday meals, slow food Sunday ridiculousness.
Sounds similar to the root vegetable gratin made every holiday at my house. Gruyere is the king of melting cheeses in my kitchen.
Gruyere is my favorite base cheese flavor, even above cheddar, especially since it’s often less grainy. Regular supermarket cheese bin (or Boar’s Head) fontina is perfect for adding significant smoothness without much extra flavor–closest real cheese to velveeta that I’ve found. Root veggie gratin sounds amazing.
Are all the kickers minority Muslim women? Cuz I’m pretty sure they’re all getting rounded up come tomorrow.
Inshallah, Shogun. smh
Daaaaaaamn.
Lesbian Mexican-Muslim trans women, to be precise!
MAKE AMERICA NOT SHANK AGAIN!
HAIL SHANKLOR
WIDE-SCHKA
Miami hoping to give us all one more Shank to finish the afternoon…
The announcers at the SF-NE game have been reduced to discussing pumpkin pie vs. pecan pie.
Which is fucking stupid, because the correct answer is either apple or blueberry.
My wife’s pumpkin cheesecake with bourbon whipped cream. Any further argument is invalid.
If they get to crumble, it’s all over. Crumble is the Thin Mints of desserts.
Ever heard of a buckle? What about a buckle?!?!
Strawberry Rhubarb or GTFO
Rhubarb is nothing more than Ma Nature’s failed attempt to poison humanity.
And so started The DFO Pie Wars, about which we shall never speak again, out of respect for the slaughtered.
“Well, from the amount of Cool Wip splattered on that wall, looks like we lost another one.”
I just noticed Jeff Fisher is wearing a BACKWARDS baseball cap. I assume he lost a bet of some sort.
I guarantee his hat size is 7-9/16.
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/800487954359681025
Liouns getting walloped in Calgary.
WHY THE FUCK DOES REDZONE KEEP CUTTING AWAY FROM THE ONLY ONE SCORE GAME?
Do you think matchmakers try to fix up Tracy Wolfson and Drew Brees?
Hey Tracey?
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Anybody heard from Doktor Gynn?
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2012/10/24/dont_worry.jpg
power blackout??
Viagra single-packs, so you can still get it up after seeing your high-maintenance trophy wife’s AMEX bill.
Touch… down? Miami????
who goddamned cares, everybody beats SF. Even the AZ shitbirds. BACK TO LA!!
Lesnar-Goldberg is going to be an abortion. This could be a really bad night for both Sportsball and Pro Graps.
The continued murdering of WCW legends is just annoying. Especially what happened with Triple H and Sting.
Oh fuck you Tom Brady.
http://lechicgeek.boardingarea.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/the-shining-gif.gif
Forever, and ever, and ever…
I don’t even know what this is in reference to, but I generally approve of the sentiment.
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS GIF IS DRIVING ME CRAZY
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2016/11/09/2016_fails_WAY_TOO_BIG.gif
DOINK! Another offering!
Doinklor can be the swan from whose head Shanklor burst forth from
Or no wait, crap, that’s just his nickname; his real name is Peter Doinklage
SHANKOR IS PLEASED.
Am I supposed to be impressed that Sprint hired the former Verizon pitchman? “Like, gosh, that guy REALLY used to like Verizon, so if HE’S convinced!”
It is truly the “Hulk Hogan Signs With WCW” of shitty phone commercials.
So I see RAMIT has a probably-insurmountable 4-score lead. Or is it 5-score?
I’m not sure TannyFanny and palz could catch up if Ram It! left the field.
5 safeties would only tie it, so it’s a 6-score lead.