You can take the states of Meeeechigan and Ohio and use them exclusively for nuclear waste storage for all I care. Oh, and I guess to hold the collective ESPN commentator ejaculate.
Anyway, Burnley host Man City to kick your Saturday off. You can watch while pretending to have resolve to get up early and get on that treadmill/exercise bike (7:30, NBCSN). You get a terrible, unspeakable game on NBCSN in the 10:00 window, watch Leicester/Middlesbrough on CNBC instead.
5th position Spurs invade top of the table Chelski at 12:30, and it rightly gets big boy NBC coverage. This is the match of the weekend, and a true test of whether Chelski have the mettle of a potential champion. Tottenham usually do quite poorly here, but this is a different caliber side than most of the past decade-plus.
CNBC start Sunday with a drab double-header of Watford/Stoke (7:00) and Arsenal/Bornemoth (9:15). At least the latter is a grudge match between Horatio and yeah right!
The real action is in the 11:30 window, with NBCSN taking Manure hosting West Ham, with Mourinho trying to pull himself out of a death spiral against an equally desperate side that surprisingly finds itself just clear of the relegation zone. On CNBC, 7th position Everton visit 11th place Soton, who will look to provide a rude welcome to their former manager, Ronald Koeman. Everton are in very poor form at present, so…blech.
Georgia Tech at Georgia (Noon, SECN)
This game is underrated in the intensity of the hatred it produces/involves, but it will be nigh unwatchable this year due to the Bees’ offensive style and the Dawgs’ offensive ineptitude. The latter is largely due to youth, though. GT is abandon all hope, ye who enter here…
Kentucky at Louisville (Noon, ESPN)
They moved this “always used to be Labor Day Weekend” fixture to the end of the season, presumably to make fans more confused as to why this isn’t a basketball game.
Michigan at Ohio State (Noon, ABC)
HantaAIDS FOAR all.
Mississippi State at Ole Miss (3:30, SECN)
Johnny Reb needs this Egg Bowl (coo coo ka-choo!!) to qualify for a shitty bowl bid, thanks to their hilarious loss at Vandy. The Cowbells just aim to fuck shit up, which is always fun in a rivalry game.
Auburn at Alabama (3:30, CBS)
Iron Bowl! A game Roll Damn Time could conceivably lose! No wait, Bama’s at home. Try again next year, War Damn Eagle.
Notre Dame at USC (3:30, ABC)
Because laughing at Brian Kelly is really, really fun.
Utah at Colorado (7:30, Fox)
Buffs go to the Pac 12 title game with a win. Otherwise, SC gets it.
South Carolina at Clemson (7:30, ESPN)
The Chickens are pretty meh, but stabilized a little bit late, as the Tiggers have wobbled. Minor upset potential is present.
Tennessee at Vanderbilt (7:30, SECN)
Vandy can also get into a shit bowl with a win over a rival, and the Vols have little to play for other than maintaining their .950-ish all-time record over the sad sack Commodores. Again, minor upset potential is present.
Florida at Florida State (8:00, ABC)
I see nothing compelling in this “spotlight” game whatsoever.
I have breakfast with my sis who is in town for once, she is all over the country for work and never gets home. Then I have Fakesgiving at my mom’s which I have to go to because I skipped out on my other side of my families Thanksgiving that I love but I felt like shit that day. Then the rest of the Bears game. Even skipping the afternoon games I have to finish this ep and do at least one more ep of Westworld if I want to somehow fit in this RW before the new ep airs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSgLegvAJLs
You know the most amazing part of Westworld? The Alpha McPoyle is actually a decent dramatic actor!
Jeffrey Wright and Thandie Newton are the ones truly killing it, though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6FPPGb4GA
Party Down is one of the most underappreciated treasures of the universe.
Is that really surprising, though?
P.T. Anderson getting quality dramatic performance out of both Mark Wahlberg and Adam Sandler, THAT was surprising.
I just keep waiting for him to screech “McPoyyyyyyyles!!!!”
When he woke up during the train scene, all I wanted was this:
I thought it was going to be a piece of cake finding a table with lego baseplates for a 9 year old. Apparently every lego table that was ever made was made 2 ft and shorter. Dad isn’t looking to be fucking creative this Christmas, but here we go. Time for Ikea and glue.
Good idea. It will be much more tolerable after you sniff the glue a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q1l4Sz4Hhg
Working on a Westworld RW before the penultimate ep of the season tomorrow night, which are the best in a lot of HBO shows. Hit the point in the series were this is played on the player piano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGT4V6JmINA
Probably my favorite song ever
their player piano stuff is fucking amazeballs. HBO really hits the minor details out of the fucking park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3az82iZqHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItkjSeNs5AA
Took the ex (a couple exes ago now) to see her awhile back. Wasn’t bad but that was my intro to Holly Williams who was the opener. She’s fucking great and is further proof that talent skips a generation in the Hank family.
I realy love it when you encounter an opening band that is better than the headliner. Happened to me at my very first show ever when i saw Spring-Heeled Jack outplay the MIGHTY mighty Bosstones.
Yeah, I wasn’t expecting much. That one was for the benefit of the ex, not me. Sheryl Crow isn’t bad but not someone I’d go see. She’s just a little too poppy and the few or hers that I like I’m far past tired of.
Colorado in the PAC-12 title game. How about that. I don’t think they even won a single conference game last year.
turnaround stories are nice, ain’t they? my black heart still has a few strings that can be pulled, I guess. Damn it to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_T2MUvqaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnBMLG57sro
I hate IPA’s and I never should have opened this thing.
[keeps drinking]
To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and in the morning you will still be ugly. And I’m probably drunk enough that in the morning I will still be drunk.
I’m sorry I called you ugly. I didn’t mean it. In all likelihood I don’t actually know what you look like.
I love you folks.
I love you most of all, adult Lacey Chabert.
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http://cdn2.estamosrodando.com/biografias/15/8/lacey-chabert-123579.jpg
Utah. Not really understanding how time works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gIS5AKcZGA
That’s been the case since the 1840’s.
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/lacey-chabert/maxim-india-magazine-may-2014/Lacey-Chabert:-Maxim-2014–06-720×959.jpg
I do love me JLH’s “sister”
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/lacey-chabert/maxim-hq-adds/Lacey-Chabert-2013-Maxim-HQ–11-3000×4064.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XGLoUmeNHg
Die Hard 2 is on.
Smell you later.
The best Die Hard.
https://youtu.be/AREppyQf5uw
OK let’s pick it back up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0aHmMfZTEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFaVfTDWcs
Bill Withers: Bad Ass. Just sayin’.
There was a good documentary out on him awhile back. He’s a really interesting cat.
Evening everyone. Fantastic Beasts was pretty, pretty, pretty good.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku716q0zBq1qavxgwo1_1280.jpg
Like so?
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I approve this message!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7fYblgnNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxhVmUHh2e4
That’s one of the better non-Cocker Beatles covers that I’ve heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PQjshQc6s8
Jesus, that’s cool as shit. It sounds just like he’s going into Freedom.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8055e901f7d6134827b6960082dc23bd/tumblr_od1k5n9i9x1qaqx8xo1_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_n5xXYBiVY
http://68.media.tumblr.com/81d03eb4d653dd4519ff20c521a28fd4/tumblr_mjbu0iXKh21rmf0z3o1_500.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiA_TO6qJw
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e3e6752081e55a114ef0c642b4ca67f3/tumblr_no3ihnrzD51tolobgo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xEvsJtrl60&list=PLtMwc1GHSkuvv1Z7e580LZMsl_A0i47o0&index=26
Goddammit, that’s the wrong video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xEvsJtrl60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2gR6SZC2M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt91x0L70BQ
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This is a theme I can get behind.
http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/156960-16-Scantily-Clad-Lacey-Chabert-Gifs-That-ll-Make-Fetch-Happen.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eltCoCoR2Yg
So, I see the theme of the evening is formerly jailbait cleavage?
That’s the theme of all my evenings.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/47bc132729484f078d8d6c9a983d1253/tumblr_nk5sspH3CW1u5do86o1_1280.jpg
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/ae1a37cb-for-some-reason-my-sister-s-cat-sits-like-this-everyday.jpeg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2ecc1616de52838ec09609af95431d29/tumblr_nlwy9uqmMo1tolobgo1_250.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-P4DVCsd70
You might be cool but you’ll never be Dire Straits bass-player rocking out in sneakers and a blue blazer cool.
In that job she needs eye protection.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-20114-JLH-Client-List-massage-glasse-AyJT.gif
I’m unclear on how they’ve made a multi-season series about a housewife who takes a job jerking guys off for a living.
I doubt they show her cleavage per episode for more than the length of these individual gifs.
This double post was NOT COOL.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ff6ba12946b1b207bbc103ed89262c3c/tumblr_og73slVXya1rs0w1ho9_500.gif
I don’t know; if it had to be Dire Straights is a good one.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/27cb03c2d1ac9c12d9ebb9e9f26a4a98/tumblr_og96vqAmgQ1s01qkyo1_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-P4DVCsd70
You might be cool but you’ll never be Dire Straits bass-player rocking out in sneakers and a blue blazer.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uazyfiwx1r0z5ogo1_500.gif
This is 100% true.
ppl are just a TYPE of food ,, ppl forget that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4_O4Sj-XTs
Well, we know she likes oral.
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Wait, you have to go to fucking Elle for watchdog reporting now?
http://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/news/a40953/ivanka-donald-trump-call-argentina-president-mauricio-macri/?src=nl&mag=elm&list=nl_elm_news&date=090116
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you won’t get it out of any of the access-humping lapdogs, that’s for sure
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I think this is one of my favorite gifs of all time.
http://funnypictures2.fjcdn.com/reaction_gifs/+am+i+missing+something+here+_eb0b57bc62c49f3748fff766156488d3.gif
Well, he’s already cowed everyone else into submission.
Welcome to your Mexican presidency, America!
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/Jack-celebration.gif
Says it was a congratulatory phone callp he’s not even the president yet. Argentinian guy even says he has known her since she was a child. Doesn’t seem like a big deal.
Also, REMEMBER FUCKING HALLIBURTON? Now that was a conflict of interest but if you said anything about it, that wouldn’t be “supporting the troops.”
Guess you didn’t read the whole thing.
The defense goes as “Conflict of interest prohibitions don’t apply to the President.”
This is true. But he’s not running the companies and isn’t the direct beneficiary. His kids are. And I have no problem with, and there’s a much easier case to be made, to just go after them. Not that it matters because the DOJ doesn’t target the rich and powerful unless forced to, and even then it just slaps them on the wrist, but this isn’t any different than if Hillary were in power.
Colorado really making things hard on theyselves
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Moose is the one making us hard
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/8297066/519full-jennifer-love-hewitt.jpg
You’d think Colorado would be chill af