KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or qb to find a weakness (this will probably take some time) will end up winning this tilt. That’s if the D’s don’t end up waging a fumble/intercept-returned-for-a-touchdown war.
Enjoy-TYPE AWAY!
Love the “I’m not dead!” quick pop up.
It doesn’t have the same ring to it as “whisky tits” but I did just spill some gin down my front.
Gin jugs
You’re just dying to break the reply record, aren’t you?
After a massive, massive catch from Juron Criner to keep the drive alive, Henry Burris scores his second rushing TD of the night and Ottawa is back in control. Early misses the XP; it’s a 10-point lead for the REDBLACKS, 33-23.
Good thing Denver has a strong, capable leader under center to rally the–BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like it won’t be a late night, anyway.
Tyreek Hill, destroyer of dreams. Asshole.
Well I’m okay with this too.
good fucking christ
Hail Tim Dwight, Patron Saint Of Special Teams!
Hail Yog Safeoth?
A quick search on Pro Football Reference reveals no game has ever ended 2-0.
LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN, PEOPLE.
Oh fuck you Kansas City.
I really, really want this game to end 2-0.
I add my support to this
Just in time for 8-0
Great. We all fucking jinxed it.
Good lord. Glad I’m missing this game.
Does safety free kick count as a punt? I guess not.
When was the last 2-0 game?
Bears-Packers, 1938
Bah. Pro-football reference only goes back to 1940.
Yep, insurmountable lead.
WOOOOOOOOOOO SAFETY
Here comes the safety and insurmountable lead
Christ, that sounds boring
A-yup.
Punt #8
Uh oh. Bad Burris is showing his bed shitting self. This Grey Cup is about to get interesting. …
Anyone have the Batman Telltale game? What’s the gameplay like?
Burris throws his first pick of the game. Things are not looking good for the REDBLACKS.
That’s a team name that will equally piss of both the African and Native Americans. Just sayin’.
It’s OK. The owner’s great grandfather and Ottawa s first coach was half aboriginal and half black. So it’s kosher
know what goes great with oxycodone and massive football-related anxiety? ICE CREAM!!
Let me guess. You’re currently standing in front of your refrigerator with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s in one hand and a gravy spoon in the other.
I have to admit, Ernest Jackson not dropping a pass all year is surprising. Mainly because he couldn’t catch chalmydia from a twoomie hooker when he played for BC
This game makes me want to take a nap.
Is Westworld on yet?
Whenever I see Westworld, I always seem to think of Waterworld first.
Gentlemen.
Punt #7
Ooooh, an O Line benching, exciting!
/goes to sleep
After challenging pass interference on the goal line, Andrew Buckley comes in at QB to do an end-around for a TD. Calgary scores, but misses the XP. 27-23, REDBLACKS.
As a REDBLACKS fan, my butthole is tight currently.
And the Grey Cup makes its tribute to SHANKLOR!
Or SHANKLOUR, as his name is spelled there.
Christ, our RTs. Worst position grouping in the league.
More Batman Telltale series for now. Go Donks (foar teh Hippo).
What’s the game play like? Ive only seen dialogue. I’m interested in buying the game, but am worried how it plays
It’s all qte’s and dialogue. Think Until Dawn or the Walking Dead series. You play to drive the story, not the action.
Finally got around to Arkham Knight since I was able to get it with all expansions for 15 bucks on Xbox One. It’s so good that I kind of regret not jumping on it after shunning the series following Arkham Origins.
Origins was an unloved stepchild. The Rocksteady Trilogy is unbelievable. Knight is an excellent game, no matter how you feel about the batmobile.
So…open another bottle of wine, or gin and something?
Make this if you can:
http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018086-peacock-alley-martinez
I nominate gin.
You already know the answer if you’re asking.
Aaaaaaand American Horror Story time.
Catch you fuckers later.
Remember, folks, the NFL flexed this game into the evening spot. They honestly thought this game would be more entertaining than the Jets-Patriots.
The god of three-and-outs is reigning tonight.
I guess god of punts would be more accurate.
End of the third. Ottawa up by 10 still, but Calgary’s driving.
Punt #6.
I don’t care how stone cold fucking crazy Mariah Carey is, I want to put my penis in her butt.
Isn’t that a Boyz to Men song?
This game so far:
http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-detail/uploads/barn-burner-hed-2015.jpg
I usually don’t give a shit, but damn, I HATE THAT FONT
Is that what the neighbors called Andrew Luck after the arson incident?
It’s early, I am sure there will be score points. But when, if ever, was the last 0-0 tie?
Giants-Lions 1943, according to my Googling
November 7th 1943. Giants and Lions tied nil-nil.
Happened on other time: September 15th 1940 between the Lions (again) and the Cardinals.
So not since Hitler died?
We’re due.
I think it was a chess match in Gdansk back in 1947.
11/7/43, in Detroit, naturally.
https://www.detroitathletic.com/blog/2016/11/03/scoreless-tie-nfl-history-played-detroit/
If they get a first down, I’ll have turkey. If not, ham.
Turkey it is!
Punt #5
“Unaffiliated neurological consultant” is a lot of syllables for Cris while Goodell’s balls are in his mouth.
https://media.tenor.co/images/a375c2d226937714d10d7644f3543577/raw
And he doesn’t sound nasal, what with Goodell’s jizz being shot right up into his sinus cavities
Lemar Durant makes the catch, goes down, ruling on the field is a touchdown. Play is being reviewed to see whether he was down by contact or not.
It’s a touchdown. 27-17, REDBLACKS.
“5 yards further back”
– Aldon Smith, explaining to police which fence he crashed through
“He confused further and farther. Clearly drunk. Arrest him.”
“I love you as much as a human heart can.”
Track down the fuckbrain who actually wrote this line of dialogue and shove used tampons down his throat.
God damn, I love Wayne Simmonds.
http://sonsofpenn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/simmondstoughguy.gif
I know nothing about this man, but I will buy his jersey.
He is a monster fighter and a great power forward. Not only is he the Flyers’ primary enforcer, he’s also like 2nd in the league in PP goals in the last 5 years. He’s great for gifs of being awesome/mauling people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYxW5q14aPY
As an Ice Giants fan, I’m pre programmed to hate this man.
?
http://sonsofpenn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/SImmerFight.gif
Picking a McIlrath gif is cheating!
If nothing else, at least you have the current standings to look at. Flyers goaltenders are doing everything they can to drag the Flyers kicking and screaming to a high draft pick.
Which has a worse risk/reward ratio? RB, OL or DL? They all seem like positions you end up in cause they’re what you’re best at, but lots of injuries and not the best pay.
It’s gotta be RB, right? You get like 5 years and then you have the body and brain of a 60 year old.
That was my original thought, but I feel like linemen on both sides are pretty under appreciated as well. They have somewhat longer careers, but also loads of hits and injuries, and relatively low pay.
All either line does is take and give hits. It’s their sole purpose. And by proportion the pay is low. Going strictly on that, it’s them.
Eric Berry just murdered somebody on national television.
yeah, I’d like the Chefs to put him on offense for a play and let Von and pals have a lick at him.
I’d enjoy watching that as well.
Dear every car manufacturer,
Go die in a chemical fire. Fuck you and fuck your big red bows.
Eat it,
Love Fozz
How are you people?
Not watching the game yet, the wife is watching the Crown. I must say the history nerd in me is entertained by the series so far.
I loved it and can’t wait to watch it again to pick up on the things I missed. It’s absolutely gorgeous.
This is a good endorsement and I think I’ll watch it now.
I’m all right. Sipping a strong saison and dinner’s almost ready.
What do you mean, “you people”?
I don’t think 60 degrees is too cold to swim outside, but I assume all the outdoor pools will be closed….what are the odds on using a swimsuit if I pack one?
“60%” — Nate Silver
TOO SOON GODDAMN IT.