KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or qb to find a weakness (this will probably take some time) will end up winning this tilt. That’s if the D’s don’t end up waging a fumble/intercept-returned-for-a-touchdown war.
Enjoy-TYPE AWAY!
the world is going to end, and I can’t even get one lousy home win over the shitass Chefs first?
Evening all. The Jets Jetsed, I see.
Not only did the Jets Jet, the Jets Jetsed at the most Jets Jetsing time to Jet.
And I see Dok one-upped my potential banner quote!
Ha. THE CHANCE OF A TIE LIVES.
Dude, what are you talking about?
–D. McNabb
I STILL BELIEVE
This.
I feel like we need a deity that we praise for ties.
Maybe not praise so much as politely acknowledge but are mostly indifferent to.
I have no strong feelings about this either way.
The goddess of ties, Besohermana.
Ok, I left the game when it was 9-3. What is all this glorious fuckery that’s happened since?
Did Andy Reid eat Trevor Simien?
Someone ate something, that’s for sure
fuck everything
I WANT TO WATCH WESTWORLD YOU ASSHOLES
I skipped the second quarter to watch it, so I’m good with OT
you can watch that and still turn your brain off for sleep?
Yeah man, I just rest in a deep and dreamless slumber.
Well fuck.
Oh holy shit, GAME NOT OVER
BUT IS IT A CATCH?!?!?!?!?!
That’s asking a lot from Andy Reid, Cris.
that’s a TD
Wait, so if the call stands, do they put time on the clock and let KC get into formation to spike it?
WE’LL NEVER KNOW
Derek wolfe.
At best, he’s the potentially the third best pass rusher on the broncos.
So why the fuck is his jersey so popular. I’ve seen 3 of them, and and only 1 Lamar miller
Chiefs really airing it out. That one almost made it to the first down marker.
“You see, America? I told you that you would get a wall, and I have made NBC pay for it.” — Donald J. Trump
THAT’S MY BOY!
– Antonio Cromartie, frequently
I love u commentists, I am on my living room floor drinking Powers Irish whisky, listening to the Smiths. Tomorrow will suck.
Love you too, man.
Drink some water. Good luck.
Will do so after whisky. Probably the best idea.
I am not going to be happy for trevor.
Mother fucker is throwing to the wrong receivers.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/yesjacknicholson.gif
Phillip Gaines, stop making me sad. You’re on my Madden franchise!
What the hell was he looking at? Did someone play a cat video on their phone for him?
that isn’t how one footballs chefs
Game, it be over. Have a nice sleep y’all.
we need one pitch or slant for 2 lousy yards
Or, and hear me out here…
Wait, the Patriots traded away a white receiver?
TE, let’s not get cray-cray
trying to recall the last multi-safety game I saw
I kind of wish the water in that pool was acid.
“I hear you, man.”
– Shahid Khan
Gave up on the game awhile ago. Am I missing anything?
Evenly matched semi-competence.
It’s actually not bad
Besides, surely you don’t want to miss the Andy Reid clock mismanagement that is imminent?
The R.E.D. album was meh, but Jesus Piece was decent.
I’m gonna have a stroke of my own.
Someone should do a re-cut of that “You Don’t Own Me” commercial except instead of all the original footage they should just show a conversation between Cam Newton and Jerry Richardson.
I’d watch 3/5ths of it.
Eh, sounds like a compromise.
Okay, I’m normally not one to spread disinformation and lies, but if someone could somehow tell demarius Thomas that his mother WILL back to jail if he fails to score a touchdown, that would be great
I mean, for all I know, this is 100% true.
Dear Shan’khor. Fuck you with a spiked whatever you don’t want spiked.
ooff fence?
We’re not paying Sanders enough.
I mean, look at the poor guy. He can only afford one sleeve!
Yeah, and those rumpled, off the rack suits. No wonder he couldn’t get the nomination.
Dear Shan’khor, how cool would a tie be?
HAH! That’s hilarious and stupid.
Dumbshittery all the way up the chain of command.
Would be an infinitely better song for the “You Don’t Own Me” car commercial.
https://youtu.be/IG720OgP_ow
They need to build a reverse invisible fence around the field and put the collar on Norwood.
Von Miller is kinda good at football you guys.
That’s *sort of* a DOINK.
Nothing like a good muff.
we are the dumbest bunch of shits tonight
Wow, did a Bronco just shove Norwood post-play?
I saw that. He should probably shower and leave now.
Or just leave.
Oh hey, that’s neat.
HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF WHO ANDY REID IS!!
http://thefw.com/files/2013/08/Agreeing.gif
RATT-N-ROLL!
remind anyone else of their 7-11 pog collection?
http://67.media.tumblr.com/ccaf0b33f74e9d398e24af637268c987/tumblr_nfke25iFY51rkg6lao1_500.png
Uncle Milty approves as he checks his wristwatch. After he moves his penis out of the way.
I see we’ve reached the obligatory “tongue the balls of the plutocrats” portion of the night.
Ah yes, plutocrats.
http://s3cf.recapguide.com/img/tv/138/1×9/Rick-and-Morty-Season-1-Episode-9-38-8a10.jpg
Whoa, I feel like that Cialis commercial was an origin story: couples actually go antiquing for those matching outdoor bathtubs?
“I’m looking for this bathtub”
“Me too!”
“Would you like to have sex once a month when my heart is healthy enough?”
“Totes!”
And yet, that scenario makes more sense to me than those Viagra single pack commercials.
“If you’ve spent every last dime of your money on expensive weekend trips with your girlfriend/mistress, good news: you don’t have to splurge on an entire bottle of Viagra any more!”
the single pack HAS to be for the “guy getting a hooker” market
If you think you should ask your doctor…the answer is already no.
Actually, Cris, everything about this game suggests that the Chiefs should have drawn up every play to leave Von Miller unblocked.
NEVER TAKE PINTS OFF THE BOARD
— Andy Reid at Ben & Jerry’s
If there should be a KC TD here, I would not object, strenuously or otherwise, if it was a Ware TD.
How do you feel about Tyreke Hill?