I’d like to be the 37,000th person on the interbutt to congratulate the Tom-est of Bradys on his new stupid record. If only I knew that the key to future riches was to abandon someone that you knocked up. I’ll file this under “Lesson Learned”. TO THE GAME!
CAR/Sea-As far as I’m concerned, Seattle wants this way more than a Panthers team that is licking its self-inflicted wounds and gearing up for next year. I’d also like to take this time to say that the winner of the Cowboys/Seahawks NFC Championship game will vanquish the Pats in the Super Bowl.
LET’S DO THIS THING!!!
Having personal experience in the matter, broken fibulas suck ass.
“He said I owe him a steak. I’m not sure why.”
This game was such a beat down Ray Rice even cringed.
Someone missed their PED dose.
He didn’t knock over the bar so he can redo it, right?
“LOOK AT THAT TINY NIG-”
“GODDAMNIT CRIS”
Holla at ‘Shaboykin?
Kuchely has a brain injury that was severe enough to cause him to cry without knowing it or remembering it.
What should he do?
Collinsworth: “Take the rest of the year off; he’s got a good 8 years left.”
Me: “Never play football again. Your brain is crying and not telling you. THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”
Seriously. Shut it down Luke.
“Boykin gets a roughing the passer call and I don’t? Seriously?” -Cam Newton
“ASPARAGUS GONDOLA LOLLIPOP TOES!!!”
“Mr. Kuechly, please sit down.”
“TOES!!!”
Boykin has a better competition to interception ratio than Derek Andersen already.
Pete Carroll how do you feel about tonights win?
“Well we just went out and gave it 100%, also jews did 9/11 goodnight”
I’m willing to go out on a limb with this: there isn’t going to be a comeback.
WHOA.
Night, all.
Sneaking suspicion that the Panthers might not make the playoffs this year after making the Super Bowl last year. Is it just me?
I need to know what the fuck was the point about Collinsworth’s rambling about ducks was.
Coded message for Chip Kelly
I have Jimmy Graham on my FF team and what I am doing to OSZ right now makes up for every time he’s stuffed me in this goddamn locker.
/loses in 1st round of play-offs because of course.
Shonne Greene’s Locker?
I wish it were that interesting.
well, that CharmslingerDOWN doomed me to 3rd place. Pete Carroll can suck my ass.
But can your ass melt steel beams?
Basketballdown, still no finger-roll.
BASKETBALL DOWN
Oh by the way? Westworld?
Jesus fuck what a show.
INDEED. I really need to see tonight’s episode tomorrow morning/afternoon, somehow.
Suffice it to say they GET to the fucking fireworks factory, unlike some other shows we review around here.
-cough-Walking Dead-cough-
If I paid for HBO, I’d review that in a heartbeat.
Is Collinsworth high? He rambled for about 5 good minutes there.
Reminds me of my last tinder date.
Ladies & Gentlemen, your 2016 Trump demographic.
Hope you lose that farm when your insurance gets canceled right before your hip operation fucko.
I’m pretty sure we just witnessed a man’s peak in life right there.
In that he’s going to be dead in a week?
Are you married?
That guy’s getting on Quotables, right?
Way too easy.
Why NBC? Why?
ALL TEH BASKETBALL PLAYERS!
ALL TEH BIG LONG ATHLETES.
TOTES. HETERO. SPROTS.
/sees the large Seattle fan
//I think I’m sterilized.
That diving apple ad would’ve been better if it was Robert Loggia.
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2015/12/04/1204-loggia-getty-9.jpg
I just noticed there is an “Armed Forces” AND a “Military” Bowl. Separate fucking games. They should just have a separate Military Industrial Complex 4-team tournament.
Wonder how much I’m paying for those naming rights
Don’t ask, don’t tell
Merchant Marines vs. Coast Guard: WHO YA GOT?
OPI Bleergh
…are the Panthers having a contest to see who can make the uniform look most like a Lisa Frank binder via their footwear? Because Cam is winning.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNjAw/z/5e0AAOSw5ClXxROA/$_1.JPG
“I bet her house is boring, too”
– P. King
http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/katy-perry-lisa-frank-billboard-650.jpg
Make some sacks and/or fumbleceptions
CLEARLY, they need to just worry about getting into FG position
You’re a jerky kind of action cris.
Back from my grandmother’s birthday party. Clearly this isn’t the world’s greatest game, but I need two more Cam/Horseballceptions for *ducks* Madden on my phone? I mean I haven’t paid a cent for it, fuck giving EA money!
*sees Camception* Okay, one more. *sees DPI call* Oh for fuck’s sake.
I did NAWT wish to see BLEERGH appear that time. But our Lord’s will be done. PRAISE BE.
God AND family ahead of footbaw?? No wonder he got benched. Uppity mofo lucky it weren’t fer whole game, without pay ,, smgdh
But if football is family, then God is first but football is second AND third, and then wouldn’t that make it okay?
Did the DFO Vegas crew win enough money to buy us a proper clubhouse?
Asking the important questions
I DEMAND A SECRET HANDSHAKE
Rawls’d.
http://www.gifmotion.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/1253574728.gif
7-10 split?
What happened to the Panthers?
Superb Owl loser jinx
I am gonna send the SeaTruthers a $65 invoice for these dropped pickerceptions
What’s the magic avatar size fix thingy?
Rikki has some voodoo priest spell he casts
You really shouldn’t be intimidated if your wife has a bigger avatar than you.
I WAS TOLD IT’S ADEQUATE.
Don’t worry Jerry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Even AL MICHAELS thinks that’s pretty fucked up, Ron
That about sums up this game
And let’s go to the judges!
Approve my wife. Please.
/no seriously, she has her first comment awaiting moderation.
//I dislike dying
DONE!
Luke Kuechly should be the Panthers head coach.
Carolina +7 is looking like a dumber and dumber bet
What was the dress code violation? Post-game outfit not old-timey enough?