I’m so sorry all you guys missed “Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation Night” a little while ago. He meant quite a bit to the city of Ottawa and the country of Sweden but very little to anyone else. That said, I almost cried. For some reason that I still don’t understand, I had season tickets to the Sens when they were the most atrocious Browns-like franchise you could possibly imagine. The drafting of lil ‘ole Danny in the 5th round of a draft in the mid-90’s (details are for suckers, man) marked the incredibly slow turnaround of the Senators. Things got better to the point where they got blown out by the Ducks in the Stanley Cup Finals some years later. Quite the legacy, don’t you think?
Espn tells me that there are some truly delicious tilts on tonight but the paid-less interns are just doing they’re soul-sapping job. I’m truly in no shape to tell you what those games are but experience tells me you have a modicum of intelligence and can figure that out on your own. As near as I can figger the main appeal of throwing this post up is that some weirdos whose sense of humour I like will cause me to giggle. Right now I don’t feel I can ask the world much more than that.
TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE!!!
The song’s not one of my favorites but I like the percussion and it’s got the line “I’ll give you something sweet each time you come inside my jungle” so, yeah, hit me up Sophie B.
Oh for fuck’s sake…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o
I fucking seriously almost just linked that song.
Wow…scary.
Instead you get this tho…..
/LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg
I would do evil things for Candace Swaenpoel.
i would break the laws of nature for Miranda Kerr.
There, it needed to be said.
Getting together with a group of college friends tomorrow.
A few years back my wife gave a legendary performance of this song at a karaoke party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Video or it didn’t happen.
How young do you think I am? These days when I say “a few years back” I mean “when the kids were too dumb to know what we were doing”; now I’ve got one in college and another one right behind him.
Shit I’m pretty sure there were still functioning pay phones back when this happened.
But I’ll see if I can get her to do it again tomorrow night.
Good enough…we’ll call that win and run with it.
Ya know man, from everything you’ve said your wife sounds like someone who’d be really cool to hang out with while you’re at work.
I work at home.
But again, two kids in college so if the price is right and she’s OK with it, whatever.
lol Fantastic. I was wondering what I was gonna do with my time off next month.
Colorado won ten games, the Pac-12 South, and the Pokes are curbstomping them. WVU is going to be the only Big 12 team to lose it’s bowl game, isn’t it?
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Lloyd-Christmas-Happy-to-Sad.gif
Who wants to look at Victoria’s Secret models in their underwear while listening to cheesy 70’s music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s
Thought so.
Oh bloody hell, she’s a goddamned Niners fan.
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/9329515/486full-my-profile.jpg
/might be ok with this horrible fact
I’ll bet her mp3 playlist is heavy on Bush.
THAT was funny as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4hi_YnX7tw
She could root for some made up team like the Texans and I wouldn’t say a thing.
Good, that means she doesn’t have a running game or a defense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCKOI24k_UY
Taking a departure from the Italian post apocalyptic theme, but stilling with Fred Williamson, the next flick of the night is “Vigilante” from 1983.
Trailer is best described as a Trump voter’s wet dream…
https://youtu.be/XWMw5XXwxxY
I would argue this film is better than even the seminal, celebrated classic “Death Wish” 1 through 7.
Did you just say “seminal” and not say “phrasing”….???
You realize we have to kick your ass now….it’s in the rule book goddammit.
I blame goddamn Goodell, that fucking thing is so hard to read.
I believe Andrew Jackson also had a seminole death wish.
No one told UC that a “Bowl Game” means something different outside of Boulder
I really appreciate this.
Ohh, that’s banner material right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54
For TWBS:
Playboy Photography Through The Years – Every Centerfold From Dec 1953 to Feb 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaONUOU7d9o
One vote for Erika Eleniak!
Dorothy Stratten forever!
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Bubbles-trailer-park-boys-eyes.gif
Awwwwww…..you shouldn’t have.
/clicks play
Wait, yes you should have.
Marianne Gravatte (Oct. ’82) gave young Spanky all the good feels. First non-famous centerfold whose name (and body) I memorized.
Holy shit….i remember her.
Holy fuck.
/googles rapidly…..damn you typo
Just saying…..
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/1677591/1024full-marianne-gravatte.jpg
Bob Dylan – The Bootleg Series Vol. 1-3. Hot poop.
Holy shit….I think I know that girl.
Like fucking seriously.
Bella Thorne?
Belk Bowl player suspended from playing the Belk Bowl because he was caught shoplifting at Belk.
Thank you, Jesus
GODDAMMIT THIS GAME SUCKS I AM BORED SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!
Fuck you all….I’ll do it myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIbyDbmsyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkat7OeTw4w
Hey wcbs, how far of a run is St Augustine for you?
Jesus, lets try twbs.
Heheheh…
You talking the city in FLA, or the predominately African American University in Raleigh, NC?
Just kidding….I’m not sure…lemme google it…..
Pretty much a straight shot down 95. 7.5 hours, 529 miles. In my world these days, we call that a light day…..
Whatcha got in mind?
Oh shit, thought it would be closer than that. I’m thinking about running over for a weekend in February. Friday night is Dale Watson, Elizabeth Cook, and Whiskey Gentry. Saturday night is the Old 97’s and the Bottle Rockets.
Fuck yes….just let me know when.
You’re always welcome, my friend.
Shows are actually in Ponte Vedra, but that’s just north of Augustine and there isn’t shit to do there. It’s the weekend of 2/24. Bad thing is I won’t know if I can get the time off until at least late January. The bands are gonna all be playing over here in Tampa except for the Rockets. Those fuckers never come down this way.
And in truth, I have been trying to decide on a short-ish road trip in early Jan.
I could do FLA.
Hollaback.
I’ve actually got vacation in January. I was thinking about running up to the 30A Songwriter Festival. There’s some good people scheduled, but it just seems like a pain in the ass having it spread out over so many venues. http://www.30asongwritersfestival.com/featured
I’ll hit you up in email in the next coupla days.
Cool?
Yeah, that works.
https://youtu.be/TTyz9BgxCxo
Speaking of Abobo:
http://abobosbigadventure.com/fullgame.php
This game is crezzy and it’s fantastic.
Adobo? Great sauce
Damn. Blocked by the filter.
Bobo?
Abobo?
http://almostnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/abobo.jpg
Buffs smoked up at halftime.
Good…good.
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh253/jimifunguzz/family-guy-good-good-evil-cockroach.gif
My second-favorite MST3K:
“Ooo… Trash sense danger!”
Up next on JSD’s Italian Post Apocalyptic Mania…”The Bronx Warrior”
It is the movie that “Escape from the Bronx” as seen on MST3K was a sequel to. The best part…Fred Williamson crews the fucking scenery like the badass mother fucking pro he is.
LEAVE THE BRONX
One of the gangs of course fights on roller skates.
Dear god…the early 80’s was a simpler, better time.
Edradour Marsala Finish is verrry boozy. Whoa, sweet with fire breath.
I don’t know how any of you can make it through more than a handful of bowl games. It’s like watching the Browns on repeat without knowing which side God hates.
it’s a true testament to just how much I hate myself, really.
This needs to go on the banner….like NOW!!!!!!
It’s amazing Mike Gundy coaches so well, what with his touring schedule with Huey Lewis & The News.
he’s hot and cold
He wants a new drug.
So do I.
It’s tough getting the itinerary planned just right, but he’s always back in time.
Mike Gundy looks like he should be a character on Trailer Park Boys.
Yerziz bettah
I was thinking Sopranos, but I defer to your expertise.
Thanks to whoever recommended “With The Old Breed”. Tremendous. And I’m still only in Peleliu (sp?).
Colorado’s not going to be able to field eleven guys at this rate.
Yup, gotta bleergh that.
DENIED
I swear to god, I realize officials have a difficult and thankless job.
But occasionally I just really want to choke the fuck out of them.
Gotta pay extra for that
Top Chef is a biscuits & barbecue challenge. Good times.
Oh, Buffs…
This just in….
Colorado brought their legal weed with them on the road trip.
Just set the DVR for the new season of Sunny. 4 January, fellow degenerates!!!
Changed cable companies so I’ve been having to double check all my dvr settings.
Mine stayed the same when I moved across town, but they upgraded all my equipment and cut the price significantly, which was unexpectedly nice. But I did have to update my DVR settings like you.
Had Verizon since they introduced FIOS to the area and had nothing but good things to say about it. Then they got taken over by Frontier. Those motherfuckers can choke on a dick and die slowly. I’ve now got Brighthouse who was also just taken over but their transition seems to be going smoothly.
3rd and 27? NFL BLITZ!
Buffs QB ded
“TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE!!!”
/puts cellphone on counter
//stands on chair naked
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What are the “cons” when considering driving for Uber?
Passengers vomiting in your car and/or assaulting you.
I imagine their insurance would be a bit dicey as well. I’m thinking a 20 mile radius in a very rural, relaxed area. I’d just heard our area has only one driver who rarely answers his pings. Not looking to make a bunch of dough, but it’d be [swallows really fucking hard] a good…side..hustle.
The insurance thing is a huge fucking problem. You got more than one person in the car and even if its not your fault, you are screwed. The coverage Uber offers is a joke and your personal insurance isn’t covering shit unless you are paying for insurance to cover your car as a commercial vehicle.
Basically these companies run a business model where the operators assume all the liability and the risk…for use of a fucking app.
Getting a profit? People with no boundaries? No tips allowed? Driving without cursing?
Anyone have a stream for the bowl game?
I’m just using the ESPN app.
http://8328-presscdn-0-65.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hot-colorado-buffaloes-cheerleaders.jpg
Go Buffs!
?c=2
OH COME ON….NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT “BROWNIE GIRL”
COME ON!!!!!
OK, I GUESS IMMA BE THAT GUY.
AS USUAL.
Go Buffs
I want to pull a Richie Incognito on Mack Brown.
Yes, that mean I want to shit in his mouth.
That is all.
He’d prolly lick your butthole, though. So…you’d need a next level degradation.
For one of the few times in my life, I am speakless.
Seriously dude….
Gonna take mucho therapy to get that image out of my head.
Not nice.
I cackle with evil self-satisfaction!!
I’ll getcha back, don’t worry.
Maybe I’ll talk about plucking my pubic hair again….that seemed to make your skin crawl.
(hehehehehe)
And as long as you gather them up after plucking, you save money by not having to buy dental floss.
Mrs. Cola is on a Botched marathon. I am drunk. How you all doing?
I too have been subjected to the Botched marathons. It has helped me feel better aboot myself.
Intervention does that FOAR my self-esteem
I generally go with porn.
Westworld helps too.
I’m a botched marathon as well.
/not sure that’s a joke
That would be a joke if you didn’t misspell abortion
/dying
Duh
Got my two beloveds playing Super Mario Somefuckingthing on the tee-vee, OSU/CU on tablet #1, green crack in the pipe, plenty of Guinness, and a box of Krispy Kreme’s ready for deployment over coffee tomorrow morning. Hope everyone else is cozy as hell.
That’s legit.
I got too high the other night and felt sick all Tuesday (part of that getting too high included eating too many greasy fucking taquitos). Glad you’re on point though.
I may have gotten to high tonight.
I’ll let ya know tomorrow.
Is there a difference between sashimi grade tuna and the steaks they sell at costco? I want to try making poke.
probably not much
Hit him in a bad spot right between the numbers
Couldn’t the NFL have gone mostly on Saturday this week so New Years Day could have been the major bowls? Tradition means fuck all any more.
This way we get three straight days of good football. CFP on Sat, NFL on Sun, and Major Bowls on Mon. Then back to work.
I dunno how much of Sunday will be “good.” Maybe 4-5 teams are actually trying.
Canada up 8-0 on Latvia after 2.
But Latvia continues to lead in the Brutal Dictatorship That Set The Country Back 20 Years category, 2-1
Just sat down with a can of my favorite beer, (Treehouse’s Haze, to answer the question you did not ask), which was canned today, and what to my wondering eye does appear, but the Alamo Bowl!, which means it’s time to Netflix this night.
Also I took my daughter to see Rogue One today, (two thumbs up), and at one point leaned over and said that it should’ve been called ‘Jyn & The Holograms’ and now I’m a cool dad for another week or so.
Happy Toisday
How about them Hokies?
What sucks for me about Vatech winning is the cubical farm I have to walk past at work is going to be filled with assholes wearing Vatech gear since they won…and yet maybe a third of them could mention the starting QB for the team or even their win/loss record this year.
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB ARKANSAS!!!
Happy 6th night of Hanukkah!
Why isn’t there a live stream of DFOers burning themselves on menorahs?
“but experience tells me you have a modicum of intelligence and can figure that out on your own.”
You… you don’t mean us, right?
Hey, where’s the NFL?
Goodell’s such a national disgrace.