“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
Despite the recent score, this is a Giants kind of game.
/shitting self
-Patriots fans
That Aaron Rodgers TD brought to you by him finally getting rid of that dead weight that was holding him down early in the season
Wait, they broke up?
News to me. Saw her around not too long ago.
Also @BoS I thought there was news they split up like a month ago. I could be wrong.
Did a quick search and couldn’t find any news stories for them breaking up other than a couple of tabloid articles from October
Packers are going to have to suck a lot less if they want to be the world’s greatest heroes next week.
boom!
Crazy that after sucking out loud for a half, the Packers are ahead.
Rodgers needs a little suck to get going.
Toughest thing about that play for Rodgers is that he has to avoid the embrace of several burly men. Goes against every instinct.
If it’s GB/NE for the Superb Owl, of the 60:00 played 34:42 will be spent on Rodgers/Brady dropping back and standing in the pocket.
That game will end 52-49. Neither team has a secondary that can cover anyone.
I keep seeing the title of this tab as “Your ‘Pegging Tom…'” and it’s really confusing the other tabs I have open.
I suppose I spoke too soon?
That is fucking insane. Aaron Rodgers is a cheat code.
nice pocket, esse
big catch by adams. gotta punch it in for 6 now…..
Bonkers.
Rodgers likes to fit it in small spaces.
Tight and dry ones?
Julius Peppers is the most overrated player in the nfl
-packers fans in 2010
To be fair, he was plying for the Bears, and they can make any player look bad.
I’d argue his was better with the bears than he was green bay
More pro bowls and certainly more sacks.
This game has turned from “defensive battle” to “offensive struggle,” correct?
Looks like the Tumblr Mosaic Viewer has been updated. The specific link is NSFW, btw…
http://tmv.proto.jp/tmv2.0/#!/ourlittleflowers
HOLY SHIT
That is a lot of buttholes.
FUCKIN’ A! Love TMV!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d27b31df5086139b8e513571243d275a/tumblr_ocna97JrHC1syvjuco1_500.gif
Now everyone can stop using imgur … right?
If you’re going to be ejected, just go.
“Ejection turned to arrest. 880 bucks thank you much.”
I once got thrown out of Fenway for fighting and honestly the staff and cops couldn’t have been nicer.
The other guys were shithouse drunk and the game had barely started.
Apparently Southwests pitch is “do something so bad you have to skip town?”
90% of the places Southwest flies out of, you don’t need an excuse to skip town.
I love this “Fenwick” ad.
The fat Green Bay crowd just loves themselves Jeff Janis.
/”He’s just like us-except for the athletic talent, the BMI, the wage and the ability to get up off the couch without the help of a crane!”
Jesus Christ, we’re not even in the top 15 fattest states. Were right around the average for the US
Keep in mind that a lot of green bay fans “travel well”
I.E. bandwagoning and obesity are not negatively correlated
Bringing that up will only make them and me make fun of the state more. And I live here.
Not for long …
Do the #pukepeople work on a flat rate or commission per puke…fiscal responsibility.
They get to keep anything they find.
That was the most blatant intentional grounding I have ever seen.
Related, why do officials come together to discuss intentional grounding? When you think about it, that’s really weird because they are effectively calling the penalty AFTER the play is long dead. No other penalty is called like this.
Conceptually, its not the most difficult penalty to call, but its ALWAYS long after the play is dead that they then call it.
Serious answer — I think it’s because it involves three different questions, sometimes four: was the QB under pressure? was he inside the pocket? If yes, was there a receiver in the area? If no, did the ball reach the line of scrimmage?
Sometimes it takes more than one official to answer those.
Here is what bugs me though, on all other plays, if the official thinks a penalty has occurred, they are suppose to throw a flag. It is decided then that no penalty has occurred, they can pick up the flag.
I’m being pedantic here and I apologize. Its just strange to me that this penalty is always called in a different fashion than every other penalty.
He’s one of those X-Files aliens
chicken enchiladas for dinner fuck yeah
Now I’m going to have to make those for OSZ and ThePirateSloth next weekend.
Like McCarthy would’ve had the balls to go for it on 4th and 4 anyway
Intentional Rounding: The Green Bay Packers Fan Diet
Landon Collins wants to be LT great…when it comes to being a coke addict.
Not completely true. He wants he ability to pick up underage prostitutes too
Grounding?
Eli is scared.
Surprised that shove oob didn’t receive a flag
Looks like it laid a GB staff member out pretty well.
Is this the game where Montgomery disappears? I remember this season where I would play him and he would gain 3 yards. Bench him? 150 yards 2 TD’s
Is there any evidence that we like talking to machines?
I’ve yelled at my TV a lot. Sports, video games, politics… yeah. Lots of yelling.
I can’t stand people, so … Yes?
http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/2016/07/30/f6b5239c-b931-449c-a9ef-930875b0e1a7/160730-westworld-news.jpg
HAI DOLORES
Damn you, MTWV
“Can you notify the puke people to come clean our section?” Section 347 #PukePeople
“That’s cultural appropriation!” –bulimics
kickkake, but at least it might be a decent-ish game
Insurmountable lead!!!!!!!!
Didn’t the Giant’s defense label themselves the NYPD? They know that means they save their brutality for the minorities, right?
White Receivers Lives Matter
Equal opportunity excessive force?
They’re in the wrong state for that.
And there certainly aren’t any of those in Green Bay.
You’d be surprised; we have sizable populations of blacks, hispanics, and hmong.
Eli looks like Rodgers? uh, ok Buck. Eli only plays doctor with girls.
That was an awesome Eli reaction shot. That needs to be in Quotables.
Whooo! Eli has missed that pass to Tye 5 times that I can remember. He’s always open on that route.
Rumbledown
Rodgers took the sack from behind
God damn
I don’t get how that isn’t flagged. Such an obviously dirty hit.
“hi, we’re NFL referees; apparently we haven’t met.”
DAL just might be in a spot of bother, as the Brits say
Yeah, I’m sort of rooting for the Giants as I’m kind of tired of Rodgers’s act, but given a choice the smarter pick for Dallas’s opponent would be Green Bay.
Eli, at last year’s Super Bowl: MOOOOOOOOM! It’s not fair that Peyton gets to be carried by his excellent defense to a Super Bowl win and I don’t! I WANT A TURN!
Olivia: Okay, dear. Let me see what I can do.
/months later
Goodell: Yes, Olivia, what I can I do for you?
Olivia: Eli would like to be carried by his defense to a Super Bowl win.
Goodell: I told you and Archie last year that we were making a special exception. You have no idea what I had to go through at those Klan meetings to get Cam shook up like that.
Olivia: We’ve covered this. Eli always gets a turn. He’s a special little boy.
Goodell: But–
Olivia: /takes a mason jar out of her purse containing a pair of severed testicles floating in preservative
Goodell: Hey, now–
Olivia: Do you want these back? Remember, you belong to us.
Goodell: Okay, fine. Consider it done.
“Bike Team 4 is 10-8 with an ejection.”
Bike Team 4 > Seal Team 6.
So much grittiness in the GB special teams unit. Did the GM raid a local steel mill in the offseason or something?
Steel mill shut down years ago. It’s all gentrified now with cupcake shops and douchebag baristas walking around.
It’s the receiver’s fault, Rodgers balls are hanging in the air.
went to the LL Bean store today. That place is awesome. There is a massive fish tank inside the store.