“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
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What the fuck is everyone watching since Tom Hiddleston is droning on about being a douche nozzle?
Random shit on youtube now that Free hockey game is over.
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Watching a let’s play of Shovel Knight. Thinking about watching an episode of the grand tour later
I don’t know what most of those words mean together
I once sent this to the most important person whose path ever crossed mine. It didn’t land. To my great disappoint (and foreshadowing).
I know this song. I have no idea why
It GOOD!!
I need to dust.
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My house currently has as enough dust to severely taint/discolor/poison a drink in less than an hour of being left along. We have no idea why we are sick all the time here. (Leave water out overnight it is gray by morning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb2oU9kWjL4
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Was almost rooting for the Oilers until I remembered they have Lucic on the tema.
BUT THEY JUST PLAYED YESTERDAY SURELY BROCK LOBSTER IS TIRED
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I like her
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Pictured: two golden globes and a douche
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Shit, ladyfriend just figured out Golden Globes are on. There goes the night.
“There goes the ladyfriend” also seems like a reasonable choice.
Get more invested in the outcome than her; become irate when your “favorite” [actor/singer/whatever the fucke the golden globes are about] loses. Propose to her if htey win.
No
You could do that no matter who wins; “WWE WAS SNUBBED, SNUUUUUUUBBED I TELLS YA!!!!”
poor bastard. You missing out on being alone and staring off into the void like us lucky swingin’ bachelors!!
The real problem boat for the Gints.
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Eli’s boat?
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I just read a Chicago Tribune article about a plan to offer substantial bus service in the Chicago suburbs. Them, of course, I see it has about two dozen comments. Naturally, I take the bait.
I was not disappointed when I saw the top comment was a thinly-veiled way of saying “I don’t want black people with access to my town.”
Don’t forget the Mexican’ts!
This fucking country.
It was phrased as “shuttling around people with EBT cards” even though the proposed plan was much more oriented around moving people to and from places of work, often along major highways to and from the city where the extra capacity is badly needed.
Of course, as conservative suburbanite are wont to do, he also bitched about subsidizing an operation “in the red” without considering whether the roads he cruises around on in the suburbs pay for themselves (without state or federal money) either.
Did they at least wait until the next article to bitch about traffic?
Car culture is definitely one of the aspects of American culture I like the least. Even in the city, it’s hard as hell to wretch people’s hands off their steering wheels. My favorite comment from one of those folks was about how he hated the increased restrictions and road diets because it kept him from operating efficiently. Hon, nothing’s efficient about rolling around a city in a car that sits idle 95% of the time and runs at one-quarter or less capacity for the other 5%.
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And oh! Their anti-bike rants are great too.
Hell hath no fury like a suburban driver who can’t drive as fast and recklessly as he desires.
My traffic comment above applies to this too.
I played Counter strike and my clan leader lived in Chicago in the main Mexican neighborhood, they had priced out 80% of the Mexicans at the point we lost contact with gentrification and I am sure there are like 3 left now. The gays really liked the condos they were putting up. I loved that place when it existed, I was told to be scared as a white guy but I loved everyone there
I regret the use of “the” with gay people, it sounds bad no matter how it is said.
He was probably in Logan Square. You can’t toss a churro without hitting a new high-end development there.
The Mexican and Latino neighborhoods are gentrifying much more than any other since I guess white people feel much less uncomfortable living among them. Uptown is an exception somewhat, although that neighborhood is fairly diverse and not majority black. It’s also gentrified a bit slower since there’s still a decent amount of gun violence in the area.
WE DESERVE the Chinese thermonuclear middle finger that is coming our way, and right soon.
I’m not a raycess but THOSE PEOPLE STEAL!!!
Plutocrats? Well of course they do.
The senators seem like an expansion franchise due to their competence level, but theyve been around since hte 1920s or something?
1920? Try 1789. To be fair, the House is just as incompetent.
Moar like 4000BC, going back to ancien greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw#t=2m9s
Refs and BJs collude to beat Philly.
Low blow
He already mentioned the Blow Jobs, no need to repeat
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Hachi: A Dog’s Tale is on the CW. If you don’t cry at the end of this movie then you’re an auto-bot.
or a decepticon
When Hachi gets a little bit of “it” inside him, he’s definetely a robot. And I’ve seen many of his films
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That’s not even subliminal…
The 70s-80s were a great time…..
FLYERA WITH THE LAST MINUTE GOAL
sentient life outside of watching FOOTBAW really is fucking shit, isn’t it??
/one kinda forgets
Without fantasy research to do, my work night has gotten so much longer.
Someone call Planned Parenthood because this Condon is leaking.
Better make that call quick before they’re de-funded completely.
Luckily walmart will never go out of business, so should be able to get a wire hangar at least.
Or a banana peel for the top of the staircase.
9 month pass to Six Flags
Maybe a date with Greg Hardy.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOO!
@The Alpha And The Amoeba
It just hit me, but is your name taken from DBZA?
Well spotted!!!
I slightly changed it to reflect my career in the biological sciences
I should clean the downstairs bathroom. It’ll take 20 minutes. I first had that though 3 weeks ago.
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Oh, that tricky Mr Hilter.
Instant Vegas…
Atlanta -4.5 Seattle 51 -$220 +$185
New England -16.5 Houston 45. -$1600 +$1000
Kansas City -1.5 Pittsburgh 46 -$125 +$105
Dallas -4 Green Bay 51.5 -205 +175
A 16 point spread and two O/U’s north of 50 points? Now that’s some quality playoff football.
Hmm interesting.
I have no idea what those words mean, but still, interesting
The Pats are going to make Brock Lobster into some kind of chowder and the game will be three hours of him screaming as he’s dropped into a pot.
Even that couldn’t make his contract seem reasonable.
They could sell him at “market” price and break even
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103524/lobster-boy
First column is the favorite and by how many. The 51’s and 40’s are the combined points for the game or Over/Under. Dunno how moneyline works.
Just 16.5? Someone’s optimistic.
HUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM….
Oh Dion Phanuef made an uninspired defensive play? I can’t believe it.
Did it haphazardly go into his own net? The ol’ Sloppy Second?
Nothing that exciting, he just let some guy shoot through him (and the goalie) without doing much about it.
The Mrs and her dad are discussing DNR documentation “just in case”. I am so out of that conversation.
My mom is very persistent in bringing up that we need to pull the plug if she sprains her ankle too bad. The first part is a joke, this second one is true, she brings it up to me 25 times a year.
I just got a text from a friend “U watching the Golden Globes 2?”
I texted back
“I think we should not talk to each other every again”
Do they mean big tit porn?
Is that the sequel?
Game over Scarlett.
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My Draisaitl has a first name, it’s L-E-O-N
I think I’ll stare into space and wait to die for the next few hours.
Lil Wayne is a Packers fan? Didn’t see that coming.
He did a parody of “Black and Yellow” called “Green and Yellow” a few years ago.
So I guess I will watch Sherlock now. Last week was disappointing but it is still a great show. Plus I am drunk, what else am I gonna do, 15 hours of Civ V and no sleep? … No, Sherlock.
You haven’t made the switch to Civ VI yet?
My shit computer can’t run it
Ben McAdoo talking to Eli right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWIaLo
the only tiny bit of enjoyment I can cull from that is appreciation for Rodgers. He really is fucking good. Maybe the wine talking, but I am prepared to accept he might be better than Elway was.
Glad I’m not the only one doing the wine thing tonight. I killed most of a bottle of good Merlot whilst preparing dinner.
And yes, Rodgahs is scary-good right now.
Whew. Glad that’s done. I’m sure the police scanner will slow down now.
…right?
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can anyone recall a full weekend (4 games) of playoff FOOTBAW that were THAT shitty??
I bet it is a record for average point differential.
And this was arguably the BEST game!
Packers/Cowboys…let the rivalry begin.
Again?
Someone alert Chris Hansen- McAdoo’s offseason just started
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I don’t know; he seems more like a VHS taping of the whoring session he’s saved up for the entire season….. in his van.
Mac and Marc hitting the town. Clearly going to start their night at Subway.
The fact that this is going to be blamed for the lose is delightful
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Nevermind the defense decided to not show up for the second half, BUT NARRATIVE!
It’s ALWAYS the boat
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How can ANYONE think Odell is gay?
/s
Bar update: brother in law and father in law are switching allegiance to Green bay. Wife now to New England. All three angrily cursing Ben Macadoo to the end.
Go ahead and shout “HUURR DURR ALL CEORCHES IS SCHUPID!”
Eli Manning wasn’t on a boat in Miami so I’m confused as to why he threw that ball into double-coverage right there.
I hope Buck and Aikman can tell me.
I assume because he played with a boat in the bath last night.
Am I the only thinking he had his water wings on in the tub?
Of course not.
Oops
Of course, MANNINGCEPTION
Down by 25 with a minute left, give up you fucks
911 call…woman gave birth in bathtub. Baby heard ok in background. They’re going to leave for hospital shortly.
I didn’t even know they had bathtubs at Lambeau field.
Norm Macdonald would love this site right now.
So would Mike Pence.
Mike Pence might like it a little too much