Wait, that doesn’t seem right…
That’s more like it.
NFL News:
- Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
- And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
- Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
- That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
- Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
- Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!
So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:
- I will always enjoy this gif:
- odds are Tide -6.5
- over/under is 51
- Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State
I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.
Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.
Get to game!
Tonight’s sports:
- College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- only as an aperitif
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
- only if the game goes bad
LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!
I absolutely love the music themes that get chosen. I hear songs I haven’t heard in 10 years and am reminded of others. That being said going off topic for the next one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0XUTD7QYcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d215908c5db8c49aeae7b4c66a7e2a0a/tumblr_oil3qyQ5XP1s9bqq4o1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
screw it i’m sleeping. see ayll next college football game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg&list=RDaYDfwUJzYQg#t=100
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d0a6f7190e06b8216e0c04abfc17b639/tumblr_oir8rovo2R1rse4tro1_400.jpg
Did everyone wake up at the exact same second or was it a someone posted I better post thing. I am asking as an idiot with a worn f5 key
http://funnycatsgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cat-gif.gif
Roll damn tide!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/20e4c185f19ee1ff87880241be9d603a/tumblr_oiraugvnyA1rse4tro1_400.jpg
http://xe-stuff.tumblr.com/post/112276922151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvOI6Gfxsws
day 74: my feet still hurt.
i fell asleep. did they redo the national title game?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li166kmnlM1qhe849o1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/590f8c9a03d48addcdfec15805aaed34/tumblr_obikjf23GR1qeuadso1_r1_500.gif
that has to to be the worst fucking disguise of all time
I think he just needs a new optometrists.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2aeeccb10f8d44a1094eaa3500020d78/tumblr_oirazvqHoh1rse4tro1_500.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liq3l8eXXK1qgqj2zo1_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/57d86530d14cf9c4179b0bb10c72d516/tumblr_ohonl3sR501u3vseto1_500.jpg
Hello Alabama,
http://i.imgur.com/ygRdgsL.png
I’ve learned over the years not to ask that question. True story.
Nor to answer it
So there was just a commercial for a Billy Joel concert at Dodger Stadium (God I hate Billy Joel) followed immediately by a commercial for a ventriloquist at an Indian casino. I think they were two parts of the same ad.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4bbcdf066101f7d9c22f02f5d72f5cd7/tumblr_ojapdeHn4k1vy747uo1_1280.jpg
Dabo: God god god!
Watson: God God God!
Boulware: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
They are really testing my nerve.
Anybody else just get an ad for an “Is OJ Innocent?” documentary? What the hell?
One more puppy gif before I hit the sack
http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f97de4f3cc8dca408ca4ab036460412/tumblr_n76k8hcxty1sd2higo1_400.gif
“35 long years”? Drink liquid shit. 125 years and counting without a national title, asshat.
God I hate that fucker.
You know I’m still here, right?
Meanwhile, in the Alabama locker room…
BLEERGH shows he has a heart and denies Alabama the title.
Dabo just make me nauseous. Still worth it.
Lane Kiffin just ripped his dick off in masturbatory glee.
Are they going to try talking to Nick Saban, or does the Necronomicon forbid it without human sacrifice?
With the first selection in the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Deshaun Watson, Quarterback, Clemson. May God have mercy on his soul.
Poor bastard…
He’s probably checking on whether to pursue his Ph.D instead.
Damn good game. Worth the eight hours it took to play it.
“I want to thank the boosters for funneling money to my family discretely in direct violation of the NCAA bullshit rules against us getting a wage for all the work we do”
God I will give my left nut for an athlete to just troll the world by saying that…
No, Clemson, despite what your delusion says or honestly believes, God has far more important things to do than worry about your little sprotsball game.
Starving children…war torn countries…people struggling with facing the next day contemplating suicide…
Fuck it…all my energy is going into Clemson winning it all
/No god ever said….
So Obama’s last congratulatory sports phone call is not to Nick Saban, and I am okay with this.
I wish Jalen’s parents had named him Richard.
Dick Hurts is a funny name.
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jeopardy-notre-dame.jpg
Everyone else is thinking Saban going on a killing streak. I am hoping he goes home and kills himself.
Why not both?
Mandatory LoL Damn Tide
Hell of a game.
Far better than anything the NFL has shown in the playoffs this year.
Even BOLTMAN’s stomach is churning at the thought of what Saban is going to do in response to this loss.
The Southern elder gods are many deep leagues more terrifying than their west coast counterparts.
Who gives a fuck? Clemson wins or Clemson wins and has to take a knee. Fuck the refs for this delay
BRING ME PAUL FINEBAUM’S DELICIOUS SALTY TEARS
Every time ripped ref puts on the headset, I swear he’s fulfilling someone’s Stuckey’s order.
Alright…let’s go to the replay of this to review whether or not replay is applicable to this replay.
Bama be all
Oh, please! Please let Alabama get the ball and somehow win this game. Oh please, oh please, oh please.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maka6tbDEk1r0ipe0o3_500.gif