Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread

Wait, that doesn’t seem right…

That’s more like it.

NFL News:

  • Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
    • And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
  • Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
    • That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
  • Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
    • Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!

So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:

  • I will always enjoy this gif:

  • odds are Tide -6.5
  • over/under is 51
  • Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State

I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.

Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.

Enough talk,

Get to game!


Tonight’s sports:

  • College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
    • only as an aperitif
  • College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
    8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
  • Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
    • only if the game goes bad

LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I absolutely love the music themes that get chosen. I hear songs I haven’t heard in 10 years and am reminded of others. That being said going off topic for the next one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw

Mr. Ayo
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Mr. Ayo
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Brocky

screw it i’m sleeping. see ayll next college football game.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Did everyone wake up at the exact same second or was it a someone posted I better post thing. I am asking as an idiot with a worn f5 key

laserguru

Roll damn tide!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

day 74: my feet still hurt.

i fell asleep. did they redo the national title game?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

that has to to be the worst fucking disguise of all time

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think he just needs a new optometrists.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Curse of Marino
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve learned over the years not to ask that question. True story.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nor to answer it

Brick Meathook

So there was just a commercial for a Billy Joel concert at Dodger Stadium (God I hate Billy Joel) followed immediately by a commercial for a ventriloquist at an Indian casino. I think they were two parts of the same ad.

Curse of Marino

Dabo: God god god!
Watson: God God God!
Boulware: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Croooow

They are really testing my nerve.

Col. Duke LaCross

Anybody else just get an ad for an “Is OJ Innocent?” documentary? What the hell?

Curse of Marino
WCS

“35 long years”? Drink liquid shit. 125 years and counting without a national title, asshat.

theeWeeBabySeamus

God I hate that fucker.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You know I’m still here, right?

Brick Meathook

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Meanwhile, in the Alabama locker room…

Redshirt

BLEERGH shows he has a heart and denies Alabama the title.

Croooow

Dabo just make me nauseous. Still worth it.

Redshirt

With the first selection in the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Deshaun Watson, Quarterback, Clemson. May God have mercy on his soul.

JustStopDude

Poor bastard…

Croooow

Damn good game. Worth the eight hours it took to play it.

JustStopDude

“I want to thank the boosters for funneling money to my family discretely in direct violation of the NCAA bullshit rules against us getting a wage for all the work we do”

God I will give my left nut for an athlete to just troll the world by saying that…

WCS

No, Clemson, despite what your delusion says or honestly believes, God has far more important things to do than worry about your little sprotsball game.

JustStopDude

Starving children…war torn countries…people struggling with facing the next day contemplating suicide…

Fuck it…all my energy is going into Clemson winning it all

/No god ever said….

theeWeeBabySeamus

I wish Jalen’s parents had named him Richard.
Dick Hurts is a funny name.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Everyone else is thinking Saban going on a killing streak. I am hoping he goes home and kills himself.

Redshirt

Why not both?

Gratliff

Mandatory LoL Damn Tide

JustStopDude

Hell of a game.

Far better than anything the NFL has shown in the playoffs this year.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Even BOLTMAN’s stomach is churning at the thought of what Saban is going to do in response to this loss.

Old School Zero

The Southern elder gods are many deep leagues more terrifying than their west coast counterparts.

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Who gives a fuck? Clemson wins or Clemson wins and has to take a knee. Fuck the refs for this delay

Curse of Marino

BRING ME PAUL FINEBAUM’S DELICIOUS SALTY TEARS

JustStopDude

Alright…let’s go to the replay of this to review whether or not replay is applicable to this replay.

JustStopDude

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Curse of Marino

Bama be all

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Redshirt

Oh, please! Please let Alabama get the ball and somehow win this game. Oh please, oh please, oh please.