TGISF…aka “Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario choice type things for Sexy Friday.

Then I looked at the calendar.

Valentine’s Day.  Holee Molee.

As mixed metaphors pour thru my Amygdalae (look it up if you must), I realize that I have one more easy week before I actually have to start thinking again.

So I give you a thoughtless and hormonal Valentine’s Day.

You’re welcome.

Cupid (I don’t like that guy)

Seriously, I do not like Cupid.  Little fat jerk running around with a bow and no clothes on.  Trynna shoot me and tell me who I should love??????  Sounds a little bit like a pimp…just saying.

I mean what is this??  Nero’s Rome, circa 65-67AD? (obscure references, ftw)

Last time I tried that I ended up in the Orange Co. (NC) jail.  Why should he get away with it?

There are of course exceptions to every rule, however…..

Acceptable Cupid.

There are also reinforcements to every rule…..

Acceptable? Not so much.

Hey!!!!!  Cupid!!!!!  Grow a pair and take aim my man.  I’ve got a bolt locked in the crossbow.  Let’s see who wins…..?

 

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Just An Additional Day to Shame Our Pets?

For the Love of Sports

My sincere apologies to the NBA for saying they were boring last week.  I give you….the New York Knicks, everybody!!!!!!

Charles Oakley went full on rapist Wednesday night at MSG in case you hadn’t heard.  That was….entertaining.

Too bad teh baxsetballing still sucks.

Friday NBA Schedule

The NHL is back in high gear.  In the West it appears to be down to five moderately not terrible teams, with Minnesota and San Jose showing the most chops currently.  But then again, it’s the West so who cares?

Back East, the Atlantic appears to be the Canadiens’ to lose.  But the Metro is where the fun is at.  Currently the Caps are atop, but Columbus, Yinzburgh and NYR are all hot on the trail.  Everybody else can suck it.  ESPN agrees, FWIW….

2016-17 Stanley Cup odds
Team Opening odds Updated odds
Washington Capitals 8-1 6-1
Chicago Blackhawks 6-1 7
Pittsburgh Penguins 8-1 7
San Jose Sharks 12-1 7
Montreal Canadiens 14-1 8
Minnesota Wild 20-1 8
Columbus Blue Jackets 30-1 12
Anaheim Ducks 12-1 12
New York Rangers 25-1 16
Edmonton Oilers 30-1 18
St. Louis Blues 14-1 20
Nashville Predators 25-1 25
Los Angeles Kings 12-1 30
Tampa Bay Lightning 12-1 30
Boston Bruins 30-1 30
Ottawa Senators 50-1 40
Dallas Stars 12-1 50
Florida Panthers 14-1 50
Toronto Maple Leafs 100-1 50
Calgary Flames 60-1 60
Philadelphia Flyers 40-1 60
New York Islanders 30-1 100
Carolina Hurricanes 100-1 200
Vancouver Canucks 100-1 200
Winnipeg Jets 60-1 300
Buffalo Sabres 80-1 300
Detroit Red Wings 40-1 300
New Jersey Devils 100-1 300
Arizona Coyotes 80-1 5000
Colorado Avalanche 60-1 5000

I’m very tempted to lay a C-note down on Carolina, btw.  $20,000 payoff could help fund some trips this summer.  But alas I don’t even trust ’em enough to sneak in the back door of the playoff picture, let alone take the cup.  Oh well, easy come, easy go.

NHL Friday Schedule

The MLB gets going this month as far as spring training.  But when it does, it appears that the FLORIDA Marlins will be under new ownership more than likely.

$1.6 Billion.  Not bad on a $158M investment.

In college basketball, the race for the NCAAT #1 seeds is on.  Here’s what Jerry Palm thinks of that race currently.  Also, as usual, the meteor really let me down again last night.  And now I feel dirty and shamed for even having linked to that.  Yeeeesh.

Only one thing can cleanse my soul…..

Valentine’s Day Sexy

OK, let’s do this……

 

Always be safe.

 

OK Ladies…..

 

 

And now….Teh Boyz….

No Hard Feelings NFL

Well NFL, I know you did your best not to suck out loud this past season.  But alas, you can’t help who or what you are.  I promise I’m doing my best to forgive you.*

*Does not apply to Atlanta

 

Spring Fever

It’s been an unseasonably warm week around here this week.  I know it’s just a tease and winter isn’t done just yet.  But still, the warm weather has me pining for spring now.  So this week’s tWBS original was chosen by my somewhat currently biased mindset.

What?  I told all of you a long time ago that I like flowers.

– Daylily Hemerocallis Kwanso –

 

Happy Valentine’s Day, folks.  Behave yourselves.

 

Love ya’s.

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUNzl7EZHw&ab_channel=WellHelloDali

Fuckin’ Lahey and Randy… Sara and Lucy are pretty hot, though…

laserguru
Brick Meathook

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How things are squashed, illustrated

Senor Weaselo

I have gotten into the Hydraulic Press Channel over the last couple weeks. It’s exactly what the name suggests it is.

Brocky
WCS

So, earlier today, one of my school’s daily email listserve, the collegiate LGBTQ host sent out a list of their meeting times for the next two months.

This was a response, from what I hope, and sincerely hope, an idiot student:

“I don’t care about faggots and lesbos meeting don’t ever send me this shit agin!!1 Thanks!”

This was sent to the entirety of the school’s listserve, around 2500 people. Drumpf’s America, everyone.

Senor Weaselo

There will probably be another email.

WCS

There have been a few… Quite interested to see where this all goes…

Senor Weaselo

We had a reply all mishap my junior year, but it was deliberate. Someone fucked up the database so it had all our (school site fortunately) email addresses actually listed—students, professors, faculty, the works—and someone hit reply all and started advertising for their senior recital or some shit, which led to people responding to that while keeping the reply all still on, so there was this campus-wide email thread about people bitching about the email thread.

Senor Weaselo

Now not only is there Shark Tank except the sharks are kids, there’s Shark Tank except the sharks are athletes who are willing to endorse it! Naturally there is GRONK. Asking ladies if they’re on Tinder.

Senor Weaselo

So did anyone catch the eclipse? I saw jack shit. Hell, I still saw the entire moon at almost 7!

WCS

Nuthin’ but clouds and overcast in Yinzburgh. Like always. We’re all Iron City-swillin’ pricks here, because the sun only shines like 40 days a year.

laserguru

Nah Man. Motherfucking rain and shit.
I love astronomy and am deeply disappointed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9M-52fRGU

BrettFavresColonoscopy

After you log five of the same beer in a short span, I think untapped should prompt “are you sure you don’t want something new, or are you just trying to get good and hammered?”

WCS

I thought it did. I got the “Whoa, Slow Down” badge years ago.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No you’re drunk

WCS

Also, I highly suggest The Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix. I’ll watch just about anything with Timothy Olyphant in it (even Dreamcatcher, and that movie was just beyond craptacular), plus throw in one of WCS’ first real celebrity crushes in Drew Barrymore? Yeah, it’s pretty damned entertaining.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Girl Next Door is criminally underrated

Senor Weaselo

Shit that reminds me… my sister didn’t like the White Rabbit candies so I don’t think anyone ever ate them.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bozo’s what?

Senor Weaselo

I don’t want to know.

WCS

So… The Great Wall, starring Matt Damon is the 2017 remake of The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise?

Senor Weaselo

And every time I see an ad for it I think “How did all of China not go ‘Why is Matt Damon in this?'”

WCS

Sup shitdicks. Anyone home?

Shogun Marcus

I think so.

Senor Weaselo

If you’re not here raise your hand!

King Hippo

“Honk If Your Horn Is Broken!”

– George Carlin bumper sticker idea

laserguru

present AND unaccounted for.

ballsofsteelandfury

Fucking awesome job, tWBS! Well fucking done!

Fronkenshteen

Stepped out to the tavern after a 12 hour shift with little guy. Adult conversations aren’t that much more intelligent, and I spent a large chunk of today joking about farts.
Drinking across the bar from Kalyn. She’s 28 weeks pregnant and engaged to a VA State Trooper. Works all week at the ER admissions desk at a WV hospital. Sweet kid, and knows how to handle a bar full of assholes, too.
To Kalyn!
/takes deep drink

Senor Weaselo

She shouldn’t be… oh, you mean she’s working, phew.

Brocky

Gents, sorry to say won’t be around much tonight, but I leave you with a classic:

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King Hippo

don’t tell me THIS is a Jenner too ,, smgdh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DUDE!! WTF!

You should know Belle Thorne by now, after all we’ve TRIED to teach you correctly.

King Hippo

I swear, I have NEVAR heard that delightful name before in mah sheltered Southern life.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, Georgia O’Keefe, that flower looks like a vagina.