Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy “low hanging fruit”, as far as theme/scenario choice type things for Sexy Friday.
Then I looked at the calendar.
Valentine’s Day. Holee Molee.
As mixed metaphors pour thru my Amygdalae (look it up if you must), I realize that I have one more easy week before I actually have to start thinking again.
So I give you a thoughtless and hormonal Valentine’s Day.
You’re welcome.
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Cupid (I don’t like that guy)
Seriously, I do not like Cupid. Little fat jerk running around with a bow and no clothes on. Trynna shoot me and tell me who I should love?????? Sounds a little bit like a pimp…just saying.
I mean what is this?? Nero’s Rome, circa 65-67AD? (obscure references, ftw)
Last time I tried that I ended up in the Orange Co. (NC) jail. Why should he get away with it?
There are of course exceptions to every rule, however…..
There are also reinforcements to every rule…..
Hey!!!!! Cupid!!!!! Grow a pair and take aim my man. I’ve got a bolt locked in the crossbow. Let’s see who wins…..?
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Just An Additional Day to Shame Our Pets?
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For the Love of Sports
My sincere apologies to the NBA for saying they were boring last week. I give you….the New York Knicks, everybody!!!!!!
Charles Oakley went full on rapist Wednesday night at MSG in case you hadn’t heard. That was….entertaining.
Too bad teh baxsetballing still sucks.
The NHL is back in high gear. In the West it appears to be down to five moderately not terrible teams, with Minnesota and San Jose showing the most chops currently. But then again, it’s the West so who cares?
Back East, the Atlantic appears to be the Canadiens’ to lose. But the Metro is where the fun is at. Currently the Caps are atop, but Columbus, Yinzburgh and NYR are all hot on the trail. Everybody else can suck it. ESPN agrees, FWIW….
Team | Opening odds | Updated odds |
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Washington Capitals | 8-1 | 6-1 |
Chicago Blackhawks | 6-1 | 7 |
Pittsburgh Penguins | 8-1 | 7 |
San Jose Sharks | 12-1 | 7 |
Montreal Canadiens | 14-1 | 8 |
Minnesota Wild | 20-1 | 8 |
Columbus Blue Jackets | 30-1 | 12 |
Anaheim Ducks | 12-1 | 12 |
New York Rangers | 25-1 | 16 |
Edmonton Oilers | 30-1 | 18 |
St. Louis Blues | 14-1 | 20 |
Nashville Predators | 25-1 | 25 |
Los Angeles Kings | 12-1 | 30 |
Tampa Bay Lightning | 12-1 | 30 |
Boston Bruins | 30-1 | 30 |
Ottawa Senators | 50-1 | 40 |
Dallas Stars | 12-1 | 50 |
Florida Panthers | 14-1 | 50 |
Toronto Maple Leafs | 100-1 | 50 |
Calgary Flames | 60-1 | 60 |
Philadelphia Flyers | 40-1 | 60 |
New York Islanders | 30-1 | 100 |
Carolina Hurricanes | 100-1 | 200 |
Vancouver Canucks | 100-1 | 200 |
Winnipeg Jets | 60-1 | 300 |
Buffalo Sabres | 80-1 | 300 |
Detroit Red Wings | 40-1 | 300 |
New Jersey Devils | 100-1 | 300 |
Arizona Coyotes | 80-1 | 5000 |
Colorado Avalanche | 60-1 | 5000 |
I’m very tempted to lay a C-note down on Carolina, btw. $20,000 payoff could help fund some trips this summer. But alas I don’t even trust ’em enough to sneak in the back door of the playoff picture, let alone take the cup. Oh well, easy come, easy go.
The MLB gets going this month as far as spring training. But when it does, it appears that the FLORIDA Marlins will be under new ownership more than likely.
$1.6 Billion. Not bad on a $158M investment.
In college basketball, the race for the NCAAT #1 seeds is on. Here’s what Jerry Palm thinks of that race currently. Also, as usual, the meteor really let me down again last night. And now I feel dirty and shamed for even having linked to that. Yeeeesh.
Only one thing can cleanse my soul…..
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Valentine’s Day Sexy
OK, let’s do this……
OK Ladies…..
And now….Teh Boyz….
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No Hard Feelings NFL
Well NFL, I know you did your best not to suck out loud this past season. But alas, you can’t help who or what you are. I promise I’m doing my best to forgive you.*
*Does not apply to Atlanta
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Spring Fever
It’s been an unseasonably warm week around here this week. I know it’s just a tease and winter isn’t done just yet. But still, the warm weather has me pining for spring now. So this week’s tWBS original was chosen by my somewhat currently biased mindset.
What? I told all of you a long time ago that I like flowers.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, folks. Behave yourselves.
Love ya’s.
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[…] TGISF…aka “Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread – February 10, 2017 […]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSpRHN-n7jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUNzl7EZHw&ab_channel=WellHelloDali
Fuckin’ Lahey and Randy… Sara and Lucy are pretty hot, though…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmt2mgmrSUw
How things are squashed, illustrated
I have gotten into the Hydraulic Press Channel over the last couple weeks. It’s exactly what the name suggests it is.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9506ee97e51b6101228a677ede077ba5/tumblr_ol5ro1sXdq1sms93fo1_500.jpg
[So yeah](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=seems+legit)
So, earlier today, one of my school’s daily email listserve, the collegiate LGBTQ host sent out a list of their meeting times for the next two months.
This was a response, from what I hope, and sincerely hope, an idiot student:
“I don’t care about faggots and lesbos meeting don’t ever send me this shit agin!!1 Thanks!”
This was sent to the entirety of the school’s listserve, around 2500 people. Drumpf’s America, everyone.
There will probably be another email.
There have been a few… Quite interested to see where this all goes…
We had a reply all mishap my junior year, but it was deliberate. Someone fucked up the database so it had all our (school site fortunately) email addresses actually listed—students, professors, faculty, the works—and someone hit reply all and started advertising for their senior recital or some shit, which led to people responding to that while keeping the reply all still on, so there was this campus-wide email thread about people bitching about the email thread.
Now not only is there Shark Tank except the sharks are kids, there’s Shark Tank except the sharks are athletes who are willing to endorse it! Naturally there is GRONK. Asking ladies if they’re on Tinder.
So did anyone catch the eclipse? I saw jack shit. Hell, I still saw the entire moon at almost 7!
Nuthin’ but clouds and overcast in Yinzburgh. Like always. We’re all Iron City-swillin’ pricks here, because the sun only shines like 40 days a year.
Nah Man. Motherfucking rain and shit.
I love astronomy and am deeply disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9M-52fRGU
G’nite gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPoMjR6-Ao
After you log five of the same beer in a short span, I think untapped should prompt “are you sure you don’t want something new, or are you just trying to get good and hammered?”
I thought it did. I got the “Whoa, Slow Down” badge years ago.
No you’re drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZExMw-MVpo
Also, I highly suggest The Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix. I’ll watch just about anything with Timothy Olyphant in it (even Dreamcatcher, and that movie was just beyond craptacular), plus throw in one of WCS’ first real celebrity crushes in Drew Barrymore? Yeah, it’s pretty damned entertaining.
The Girl Next Door is criminally underrated
Here ya go, Bozos….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96CaWH5St7I
Shit that reminds me… my sister didn’t like the White Rabbit candies so I don’t think anyone ever ate them.
Bozo’s what?
I don’t want to know.
HA!!!!! EDITED!!!!!!!!
Now who’s smart and who’s not….?
Don’t answer that.
So… The Great Wall, starring Matt Damon is the 2017 remake of The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise?
And every time I see an ad for it I think “How did all of China not go ‘Why is Matt Damon in this?'”
Sup shitdicks. Anyone home?
Mebbe.
I think so.
If you’re not here raise your hand!
/raises hand
//shit….no….wait….I’m here
“Honk If Your Horn Is Broken!”
– George Carlin bumper sticker idea
present AND unaccounted for.
Fucking awesome job, tWBS! Well fucking done!
Well, fucking thank you.
Stepped out to the tavern after a 12 hour shift with little guy. Adult conversations aren’t that much more intelligent, and I spent a large chunk of today joking about farts.
Drinking across the bar from Kalyn. She’s 28 weeks pregnant and engaged to a VA State Trooper. Works all week at the ER admissions desk at a WV hospital. Sweet kid, and knows how to handle a bar full of assholes, too.
To Kalyn!
/takes deep drink
She shouldn’t be… oh, you mean she’s working, phew.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c1d3035d306e92918af981522c59ca7b/tumblr_ol22euThwh1r2o9wko1_400.gif
/has no idea who this young lady is
//stop looking at me like that
Gents, sorry to say won’t be around much tonight, but I leave you with a classic:
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1aa25f2ae98603a5407c138152e8c344/tumblr_okozmvoSUJ1w4cax3o1_1280.jpg
don’t tell me THIS is a Jenner too ,, smgdh
DUDE!! WTF!
You should know Belle Thorne by now, after all we’ve TRIED to teach you correctly.
I swear, I have NEVAR heard that delightful name before in mah sheltered Southern life.
I like her.
That is all.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a1474d228123a9e9adb38881095b6e08/tumblr_okyvx1hdxI1rhp4nco1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a207418cd0eb285d435e55bf946dc4cf/tumblr_mu7lur1w2V1rhp4nco1_500.gif
Hey, Georgia O’Keefe, that flower looks like a vagina.