Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Russians.

They’re everywhere.

They come in all shapes & sizes.

 

And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that?

Is it because of the sympathies expressed during our World Cup Previews? No.

Now I want to annex Crimea.

Is it because we have pointed out the historical badasses that have wrought havoc on Mother Russia from time to time?

The last thing most Russians never saw.

Or is it because of our political coverage?

DFO was, after all, one of the first sites on the internet to stand against the dual threat of Russian aggression and Christian Ponder.

HE DROPPED THE BALL LIKE OBUMMER!1!!11!!

Or was it our/my “Better Know A Trump Appointee” series? Of the three people covered, two have either resigned or withdrawn their nomination since President Agent Orange took office:

  • Vincent Viola – withdrew from consideration because he didn’t want to provide financial disclosure for congressional scrutiny.
  • Michael Flynn – resigned from advising position to avoid prosecution under the Logan Act
    • which, sadly, has nothing to do with Wolverine.
No one fucks with this special advisor.

We’ll never finish the trifecta, because Linda McMahon was confirmed today by a vote of 81-19, in what Fox News called “a rare display of bipartisanship”.

In any regard, we are likely now on someone’s watch list. Someone tranquilize Fozz! LET THE PARANOIA COMMENCE!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: Canucks at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Bulls – 8:00PM | TSN2
    • Kings at Lakers – 10:00PM | TSN2
  • NCAA: highlighted contests:
    • Tennessee at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Virginia Tech at Pittsburgh – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Ohio State at Michigan State – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Texas at Oklahoma – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • WWE: Smackdown Live – 8:00PM | USA
    • the first show of the Bray Wyatt era
      • which will last until Wrestlemania

Always remember

NEVER FORGET!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Shogun Marcus

Hmm…the trumpfuckers I know have been oddly quiet today. If I were a certain kind of guy, I would poke this bear.
/sharpens multiple branches into spears

WCS

Seems like the internet west of Harrisburg to Columbus is knocked out. I’m using the phone as a mobile wifi spot. Anyone else having issues?

Don T

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litre_cola

It’s one of those evenings on the open thread is it?

LemonJello

In beer news, I’m trying the Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter “Sweet Baby Jesus” from DuClaw Brewing.

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JerBear50

I love porters and chocolate porters, but I can’t handle peanut butter in beer. I’ve tried several and it’s never even come close to working for me.

LemonJello

The chocolate come through right away. The peanut butter sneaks up on you, but it’s not overpowering.

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LemonJello

That’ll buff out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is one of my favorite punchlines; my friends are most likely tired of it….. no; they use it too.

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Senor Weaselo

That needs some mood music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

King Hippo

Silence of the Lambs truly is the greatest love story ever told…

King Hippo

Nothing says Happy VD!! liek reading alone in your room with an extra oxycodone just because.

Senor Weaselo

I just tried to drink my weight in Chipotle hot sauce but they would have charged me extra. It’s totally a kind of painkiller!

LemonJello

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LemonJello

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Shogun Marcus
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LemonJello

“Excuse me, but do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Beezow Doo-Doo ZoppityBop-Bop-Bop?”

Brick Meathook

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Can’t give the US equal time, but we need to represent.
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Brick Meathook

РОССИЯ!
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LemonJello

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JustStopDude

Went out to smoke. As I am smoking, a pizza delivery guy walked past. He was waiting to get let in by time I finished. I cannot stand the assholes that order take out and they don’t let these people into the building.

The depressing thing…the pizza delivery guy looked like he was easily in his 70’s. I mean I had to help him carry the pizzas and the sodas. This guy should be retired, living on a decent social security, not working a shitty job.

So I walk with him to the apartment he is delivery to. We get there, he knocks on the door as hard as he can….which is not loud, I think a strong breeze could have knocked him over, so I kick the door. Dude answers, takes the pizzas, and proceeds to just tip the guy the change…which was coins.

He goes to close the door, I put my foot in it.

“You are a terrible fucking person” and then I pull my foot out.

I walk the old dude to the elevator, wish him a good night, and give him a $20. He tried to give it back to me and I told him no…he deserved it for dealing with shitheads all day. He tells me I shouldn’t smoke or swear at people.

I don’t fucking get how people can treat other human beings like this.

JustStopDude
litre_cola

That is great hustle JSD, He for sure appreciates it. Delivery drivers have to deal with the worst people.

WCS

The new Fast & Furious seems kind of tame.

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OK, I’m not at all sure these gifs are from car cams in Russia or any countries recently invaded, BUT I must believe that they are from various countries where the hackers live and work.
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LemonJello

Hypnotic.

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WCS

Did they drive through a time portal?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Paging yeah right and other DFO chefs: I’m walking home to go make bone in pork chops. Was thinking salt liberally, dip in egg, crust with breadcrumbs, rosemary, and a squeeze of lemon, pan seared, then throw in the oven. Thoughts/modifications?

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JerBear50

Dust with flour lightly before the eggwash. It helps it stick better. I’d also suggest finishing with the lemon after it’s done instead of before cooking.

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Also watch out for wolves on roadway.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks, jer. I forgot the flour in this list but had it ready to go on the counter. Good call on the lemon, it’s in the pan with the chops in the oven now.

JustStopDude

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Gratliff

Being the son of god has its perks

Brick Meathook

РОССИЯ!
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What the fuck is up with Russians and persian carpets hanging on the wall?

JustStopDude

Holy shit…I was just reading some of the shit being posted on whitehouse.gov covering the new executive orders.

Does anyone fucking proof read this shit?!?

Our dick jokes here have more nuanced and correct grammar than the highest office in the land.

WCS

Cheif WHITE House Soshal Meeda Etidor PFTC

BrettFavresColonoscopy

To be fair, I often surreptitiously correct grammar in DFO posts after they’re written.

Also the Trump White House is filled with idiots and cut the career staff secretary out of the review process.

Don T

Surreptitious…!
SOMEBODY FETCH ME MY FAINTING FUTON

laserguru

The “fuck Christian Ponder” tag is criminally underused.

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I fucked him once; NOT THAT GOOD! Kinda loose, actually.

JustStopDude

Ah good old “White Death”. World’s greatest sniper and he never used a fucking scope. Only stopped fighting because he took an artillery shell to the face and even that only put him in something like a two week coma.

If you ever wondered why Hitler was fucking insane enough to launch Operation Barbarossa and lead to the defeat of the Nazis in WWII, it was because Finland slaughtered so many Soviets during the Soviet/Finnish War just prior to WWII.

Just like the Second Boer War, where the British had to invent the death camp for women and children to break the backs of the Afrikaners, the Soviets had to turn to wholesale slaughter and shelling of civilians because they couldn’t take on the Fins in a fair fight.

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t blame me, I’ve got nothing but love for Russians.

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2017/01/18/nflccp/

Shogun Marcus

Why oh why did I not try out for College Jeopardy all those years ago? Ffs smgdh.

SonOfSpam

Because Trump University isn’t an actual college?

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+1 in addition to the one I voted.