I spent part of my day earlier being way too angry at things I can’t control. So tonight, I’m going to take advantage of what being nice can produce.
During last week’s Vancouver Snowmageddon, I must have shovelled my invalid neighbour’s driveway & walk about 5 times. She’s a nice older lady who is more than willing to pick up the paper when we are away on vacation. That’s about as pro quo as I’d expect from someone not my mother.
Well guess what I came home to on my doorstep yesterday?
A half-dozen of these babies, along with a nicely handwritten “thank you” note! She chose them because she remembered my wife is Latvian, and Latvia is in the Baltic. No point ruining the gesture by pointing out that it’s brewed in Russia by Carlsberg – it’s the damned thought.
Beers I didn’t expect are usually tastier. In respect of this, I’m making pizza for dinner, to accompany the missus & I watching “Top Chef”. (Ice Liouns game during commercials, of course.) In respect of anti-Russian sentiments, I think I’ll use Ukrainian sausage as the meat base.
It’ll help prepare me for the phone calls from the old country this weekend talking yelling about “Scoxit“.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Avalanche at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Canucks at Blues – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at Bulls – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA: tons; highlighted matches:
- Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Memphis at Connecticut – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Utah at Oregon – 9:00PM | ESPN
I’m glad the snow is finally done.
IT USED TO BE INNOCENT FUN!
President’s Day mattress sale ad? DRINK!
Would you like to switch your long distance to Sprint? No? That’s okay I’m just kidding anyway. Go fuck yourself, asshole.
So, would you say that UCONN’t believe it?
Only if I had no self-respect.
So yes?
I’m here aren’t I?
Also it took 7 minutes to play the last 48 seconds.
So, a speedy conclusion?
For college basketball yes. They must have burned some time-outs earlier.
Jesus not only did UCONN come all the way back to win but Rodney Goddamn Purvis got the last points on a breakaway dunk as time expired.
/goes outside with sugar for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Fuck that guy.
It does now.
UCONN now trying to get the ball in against a full-court press. This is usually hilarious but Memphis took the precaution of not guarding the guy running to the basket like he stole something and now they’re down 3.
Oh, UCONN’s star player just dribbled it off his foot while trying to clear out. Memphis ball, they’re down by 1 with 48 seconds left.
Figuring for time-outs there’s a half hour left in this game.
UCONN Twitter is going ape-shit right now.
If they win they’re 13-12. This is not a big deal.
Sweet jesus. It’s 5-1. Wayne Simmonds should just start punching swathes of people like a Game of Thrones giant.
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“Fuck you”
“Hey fuck you too, asshole”
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Debut film my ass, I created that story the night of my Senior Pr…
And I’ve said too much.
Rob?
“Kevin Ollie imploring his team to get their hands up on defense”
One out of four UCONN players has his hands up.
UCONN has cut a 17 point lead to 5 with 5 minutes left. The crowd is going nuts.
This is what passes for excitement at a UCONN men’s bball game these days.
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Twilight zone movie, really underrated flick. obviously, the on set death was horrible, but overall it can almost go toe to toe with other anthologies of the time
I see NC State has a job opening…
‘Bout damned time, too.
“Hell, Rage Hotline? I’d just like to say fuck you. Yes, I’ll hold…”
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Sports are stupid. We’re stupid.
UCONN has cut a 17 point lead down to 5 with 9 minutes to go. The crowd is going nuts.
I’ve seen this show before. I know how it ends. Put me down for Memphis by 9.
How is historically scrappy underdog UCONN managing to overcome these odds?
guh the flyers
You guyz
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
If you take this, there’s no email verification. I was [email protected]
It’s HILARIOUS.
Nothing says scientific statistical rigidity than not checking emails for verification, right?
/Paging Dok!
Hehe, he said rigidity.
Some of my better answers did have to do with their shitty survey questions. LOL
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8. Which online source do you use the most?
Your Mom’s webcam.
Also….
I’m Turd Ferguson
[email protected]
They are such fucking amateurs it really blows my mind.
I’ve read that at the end it pushes you to a donation page; given how fucking Keystone Kops these guys are abut everything someone should try to donate negative money and see what happens.
Donate in kroners or tenge.
By which I mean it wouldn’t surprise me at all if donating -$10.00 caused THEM to give money to YOU.
Free money?
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Now I’m thinking I should upload a few videos of Trump’s inauguration to pornhub with the tag “amateur”.
It’s been done
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I was [email protected]. I’m quite proud of some of my suggestions. Insulting, yet not so vulgar as to warrant a call from the FBI.
This chimp is capable of shooting anything except himself.
He’s suicidal….keep the hacksaws away from him for the love of god!!!!!!
Hey, you’re right! Ha ha ha.
Hello fellow imaginary dick jokes aficionados.
Sorry, for being away, but I’ve been making a voluntary tour of some of the finer secure facilities of northern NJ.
Oh shit, tomorrow is Friday! Without football around, it’s hard to tell what day of the week it is…
yeah, no Lesser Footy this weekend, even. All days suck exactly the same. Really prime time for some hawt seppuku action…
Well shit. Fucking Islanders.
If you want you can blame this on me sending a “Let’s go Rangers” snap of the TV to someone? (She’s an Ice Jets fan AND a Dirt Jets fan, so clearly I should continue pursuit!)
/No, not her Seamus, the other one
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I can’t believe there are some people who are so fucking gaslit they will actually chalk Trump’s performance today up as a “win”.
It’s an alternative loss.
How is this the same fucking team that went 10 straight and topped it off with knocking off Washington?
jesus christ the flyers
How do you have a double minor and not just not score, but give up a shorthanded?
I hate the Ice Jest so god damn much
Okay, they scored on the power play, never mind. Slightly.
The Drew Magary episode of Chopped is about to start.
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Oh damn, I’ve been trying to find that one. What channel?
Food Network
Ah, still a few hours off on my end. Thanks, imaginary friends!
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Remember that thing about meeting your heroes…
…And how they’re always way more awesome than you thought?
You can’t disappoint a picture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhOG3XwX9Yw
Evening peoples.
Mrs Sharkbait had a chili cookoff at her company and we ended up winning. Good to know I can make chili better than a bunch of scientists.
Is the secret ingredient magic?
The essence of pure flavor
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A/K/A MSG.
Trump news cycle:
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More cabinet jobs.
Asshole. Couldn’t have done that before they got to the vet and the automatic $200 bill?
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I momentarily forgot that Roommate Commander has already left for the weekend (to go to Vancouver, actually) so let the party commence!
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Wouldn’t that be… *checks the Wikipedias* Lieutenant of the Super Soldiers? Or something?
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Probably, but let’s not make this more complicated than it needs to be.
The important thing is,that beer while pantless tastes better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKSpEfPOTo
Popeye’s Chicken Waffle Tenders: Great idea, not the best execution. Decidedly meh.
Most of the food people make to bring in to the office in my group is good to great (a matter of pride). The cookie I just had, tho….
Did you get the one in the middle of the circle?
I try to avoid Dante cookies.
Yeah, and 2 days later he was killed in a drunken knife fight in a Daytona Beach strip club.
“I don’t know nothin’ about that.”
– Rob Ryan
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I withheld my rage when calling and trying to cancel my AT&T U-verse service earlier today, after I was told that I was apparently renewed for another year contract that I never agreed to. Where’s my free beer?!
To be fair, they are investigating RENEWALGHAZI and should be back to me in 2 days. But if I have to pay a cancellation fee…
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
You’re welcome.
13. Do you believe that political correctness has created biased news coverage on both illegal immigration and radical Islamic terrorism?
Ding ding ding we have a weiner for “purposefully confusingly phrased question hidden in a miasma of emotion that we will cherry pick the results of”:
14. Do you believe that contrary to what the media says, raising taxes does not create jobs?
Yes
No
No Opinion
That one was my favourite.
Some of those questions were more loaded than Bannon on a weekday afternoon.
18. Do you believe that the media uses slurs rather than facts to attack conservative stances on issues like border control, religious liberties, and ObamaCare?
Oh, like calling it “ObamaCare” instead of its real name?
22. Do you believe that if Republicans were obstructing Obama like Democrats are doing to President Trump, the mainstream media would attack Republicans?
OH YOU MEAN THE EIGHT YEARS OF OBSTRUCTIONISM, GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS, TEMPORARY BUDGETS, RECORD LOW NUMBERS OF PASSED LEGISLATION THAT WE JUST HAD?
And after submitting my answers (which require your name, email, and zip code) it takes you RIGHT TO A DONATION PAGE!
After further consideration, I think the poll was just a dirty trick by Fronkenshteen to give us all coronaries, so he can have the site and all its bandwidth to himself.
More like Vern in “Stand By Me”.
“You guys wanna see a dead body?”
I still can’t get over this question.
Hey Pierre-McGuire-lookalike Mitch McConnell, do yuo have a direct quote about legislating with Obama? Oh you do, from 2010?
“The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”
The most important thing, eh? Not, say, doing your job?
Say Senator, what’s the party line about Obama’s policies?
“If he was for it,” former Ohio Senator George Voinovich explained, “we had to be against it.”
Right right, DEFINITELY not obstruction. Treason maybe, but not obstruction.
And yet in spite of that tactic working oh so well, the Democrats refuse to consider it.
God, it’s a shame the results of that will never see the light of day.
I …. I mean the devout republican in my office I filled it out for picked “other” on most and gave a nice answer.
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I’m also likely to engage trouble based on poetic observations. But you can’t blame me, it’s YOUR CHILDREN.
Every old lady I’ve had as neighbor has been great. Even the nosy ones were kind.
My old one who lived upstairs from me still stalks me online. Nosiest neighbour ever.
Hear me now, love me later. Substitute teaching does in fact rule. IF YOU’RE ME. Your mileage may vary.
How is Ice Donks-Ice Bills the national game when you have Ice Giants-Ice Jets?
/As national as it gets considering it’s NBCSN
//Whatever, I have MSG