TGISF…aka “El Béisbol Vuelve….Sort of…” Sexy Friday Open Thread

That’s right sports fans.  Baseball is back.  Sort of.

MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend.

Moreover, by the time you’re reading this on Friday I will already be back home, hopefully at least a little drunk, after having watched some (hopefully good) college baseball live and in person n junk earlier this afternoon.

This is from last year, but who really cares?

Home Opener 2DAY!!!!!!

Kinda Random Weirdness

When I did the prerequisite googling of “Sexy Baseball” for this post, this video came up.  I don’t know what it is or why it exists, but I couldn’t not watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuaYHXeniGk

Also, it’s possible I may now search Google Play for this game.  We’ll see.

Sports NOT Called Baseball

The NHL is getting interesting.  At least for me.  The Caps and Pens appear ready to duel to the finish.  Dammit.  And hey, ‘member when the Avalanche were good?  Meh, terrible hockey is a small price to pay for legal weed I suppose.

NHL Friday Slate

The most interesting thing about the NBA I found this week was this list of the allegedly greatest 50 NBA players in history.  LeBron #2?  M’Kay.  Also, in the NBA All-Star game the West topped the East in a defensive struggle….192-182 is your final.

NBA Friday Slate

College basketball is slowly but surely limping towards March.  Meh.  Suck it, Duke.  Also, ‘Cuse….you can’t have the “Cardiac” name descriptor.  That name’s already been taken.

Still lotsa games to be played before March Madness starts in 3 weeks.

 

Baseball Sexy

That’s Sara Jean up there on that banner image, btw.  And while this is NOT going to devolve into yet another Sara Jean Underwood worship post (no promises in future weeks, however), she does have a few good baseball themed photos, and I’d be remiss if I failed to include them.

Shin guards are almost as good as boots…almost.

Yep, Sara Jean.

Now, non-Sara Jean Baseball Sexy….

 

Hows about one more Sara Jean to round things out?

Sexy Baseball Boyz (for some reason)

This week’s tWBS original will come as no suprise.  It’s Baseball.

Just moments after hitting a game winning HR vs UVa, #10 Joe Dunand (ARod’s nephew….no shit) gets an impromptu shower at home plate.  From not quite 2 years ago….

– Coming Home –

Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Horatio Cornblower

Gentlemen. And I say that knowing CVB has deserted us for the off season and possibly forever,

I am FUBAR.

Here’s how the night went. My wife, who is a fucking all-star, planned a catered party for tonight. The party was essentially for one friend of ours who does a shit-ton of free work for a bunch of us. Give or take 8-10 free beers,’

Anyhoo, the caterer thought the party was tomorrow, which, no, (and she’s a huge stoner), so no food showed up and we wound up ordering pizza, (which showed up so late my 16 year old daughter was independently contemplating murder), so we ate the pizza and, at least the males, drank a shit-ton of high-octane beer, and then we went to some puzzle solving game.

I figured out the code. It was that every letter was six off from the real letter. Everyone else figured out the rest. We had an hour to save the world and we did it with 12 minutes to spare.

You’re welcome.

I am fucking hammered.

Unsurprised

Fucking stoners

Senor Weaselo

Even drunk, Horatio escapes the room like no one’s business. Good fucking hustle.

Horatio Cornblower

I fucking wrecked that code. While hammered. And literally nothing else. W/o anyone else I would have sat in the corner knowing the code and chewing on puzzle pieces.

And now to chug water and aspirin while cruising Netflix.

Also I went 6-1 playing pool after saving the world.

You fuckers owe me,

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Evening everyone. Anyone else double-take at the lack of baseball WAG Kate Upton?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

She said no sex on game day, so no TGISF

Brocky

that makes me AND trudy sad

http://i56.tinypic.com/s3gemd.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She tweet killed my boner for her.

Brocky

so…. anything world changing going on?

you know, besides the obvious?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oh fuck yeah!

Unsurprised

Alexis Ren from her Instagram.

Brocky

Evnin

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ballsofsteelandfury

Good GOD!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

I don’t like either. Better go naked.

WCS

Wowzers…

Brocky

she was too beautiful for nbc

Unsurprised

Thank God for Showtime and R-rated movies.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

WCS: Hey, Moose, the Germans didn’t invade Pearl Harbor.
DFO: Forget it, he’s .gif-ing
Moose: [continues to post spank bank material unabated]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some western Europeans do know where the clitoris is.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, I’m home, full, fat, out of beer, but drinking scotch and playing poker with imaginary friends. So better choices than a normal friday night.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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laserguru

I was playing poker

and then I got high.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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ballsofsteelandfury

Moose, you are on a roll today!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

I had a large dinner, but, is hitting the bottle pretty hard tonight… chances I’ll blackout are 65-35. Anyone like those odds?

Also, come play poker with us.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

Floyd Mayweather Jr…for a guy that almost never gets hit, he comes off as having CTE.

I just stumbled back from the bar and turned on the TV and he is trying to promote a fight with Conner McGreggor. His vocabulary and grammar is just all kinds of fucked up.

Who the fuck would pay money for that?

And there is NO fucking way he is not broke. I cannot believe that an illiterate boxer is not getting ripped off by everyone in his “team”.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob is, of course, super excited for baseball season because he gets to be beerguyrob for another summer!

ballsofsteelandfury

tWBS, since you love college baseball so much, have you seen “Everybody Wants Some”? That was a GREAT movie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

She is quite lovely.

ballsofsteelandfury

I also believe that is dark green hair which, YUM!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have seen some other photos; I believe she dyed it black for a photoshoot then put the streaks in for ….fun.

Keep in mind I am too far away to be stalking her.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I was wearing a shirt, but still got a bit of a sunburn.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/Celebrity media goes mad
//tan panty trolling
///still like the idea more

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She does like to keep everything ventilated.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, sorry; I thought you were looking at the photo and not…….

litre_cola

In the before times was it Fek that made the glossary of terms for our former home?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t member too well, but he either maintained or contributed to it.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/1eea94e58f1c0a0853c3f03797383b12/tumblr_oloivwpRmV1ultu3qo1_400.gif

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If this Deschutes is underwhelming, it’s likely the bar’s fault, right?

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Could be. Some bars are shitty about cleaning their lines and such.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whether that is the case or not; IT IS STILL THE BAR’S FAULT.

Unsurprised

Yes

litre_cola

Is Mr. Caps a shortstop on the NC State beisbol team?

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Gah. They totally blew it depicting the end of the first book. Gah

litre_cola

Ice Lolphins v Ice Stampeders is a really good ice football game. About 17 people there.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This bar is overrun with women who are twenty and women who are trying to look twenty but are about forty.

litre_cola

Evening internetters.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bienvenue

JustStopDude

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