That’s right sports fans. Baseball is back. Sort of.
MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend.
Moreover, by the time you’re reading this on Friday I will already be back home, hopefully at least a little drunk, after having watched some (hopefully good) college baseball live and in person n junk earlier this afternoon.
This is from last year, but who really cares?
Home Opener 2DAY!!!!!!
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Kinda Random Weirdness
When I did the prerequisite googling of “Sexy Baseball” for this post, this video came up. I don’t know what it is or why it exists, but I couldn’t not watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuaYHXeniGk
Also, it’s possible I may now search Google Play for this game. We’ll see.
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Sports NOT Called Baseball
The NHL is getting interesting. At least for me. The Caps and Pens appear ready to duel to the finish. Dammit. And hey, ‘member when the Avalanche were good? Meh, terrible hockey is a small price to pay for legal weed I suppose.
The most interesting thing about the NBA I found this week was this list of the allegedly greatest 50 NBA players in history. LeBron #2? M’Kay. Also, in the NBA All-Star game the West topped the East in a defensive struggle….192-182 is your final.
College basketball is slowly but surely limping towards March. Meh. Suck it, Duke. Also, ‘Cuse….you can’t have the “Cardiac” name descriptor. That name’s already been taken.
Still lotsa games to be played before March Madness starts in 3 weeks.
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Baseball Sexy
That’s Sara Jean up there on that banner image, btw. And while this is NOT going to devolve into yet another Sara Jean Underwood worship post (no promises in future weeks, however), she does have a few good baseball themed photos, and I’d be remiss if I failed to include them.
Yep, Sara Jean.
Now, non-Sara Jean Baseball Sexy….
Hows about one more Sara Jean to round things out?
Sexy Baseball Boyz (for some reason)
This week’s tWBS original will come as no suprise. It’s Baseball.
Just moments after hitting a game winning HR vs UVa, #10 Joe Dunand (ARod’s nephew….no shit) gets an impromptu shower at home plate. From not quite 2 years ago….
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Have a good weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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Gentlemen. And I say that knowing CVB has deserted us for the off season and possibly forever,
I am FUBAR.
Here’s how the night went. My wife, who is a fucking all-star, planned a catered party for tonight. The party was essentially for one friend of ours who does a shit-ton of free work for a bunch of us. Give or take 8-10 free beers,’
Anyhoo, the caterer thought the party was tomorrow, which, no, (and she’s a huge stoner), so no food showed up and we wound up ordering pizza, (which showed up so late my 16 year old daughter was independently contemplating murder), so we ate the pizza and, at least the males, drank a shit-ton of high-octane beer, and then we went to some puzzle solving game.
I figured out the code. It was that every letter was six off from the real letter. Everyone else figured out the rest. We had an hour to save the world and we did it with 12 minutes to spare.
You’re welcome.
I am fucking hammered.
Fucking stoners
Even drunk, Horatio escapes the room like no one’s business. Good fucking hustle.
I fucking wrecked that code. While hammered. And literally nothing else. W/o anyone else I would have sat in the corner knowing the code and chewing on puzzle pieces.
And now to chug water and aspirin while cruising Netflix.
Also I went 6-1 playing pool after saving the world.
You fuckers owe me,
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Monifa Jansen
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Evening everyone. Anyone else double-take at the lack of baseball WAG Kate Upton?
She said no sex on game day, so no TGISF
that makes me AND trudy sad
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She tweet killed my boner for her.
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so…. anything world changing going on?
you know, besides the obvious?
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Oh fuck yeah!
Oh dear lord
Alexis Ren from her Instagram.
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Evnin
Good GOD!
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Hot-Girls-Eating-Hot-Dogs-25.gif
I don’t like either. Better go naked.
Wowzers…
she was too beautiful for nbc
Thank God for Showtime and R-rated movies.
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WCS: Hey, Moose, the Germans didn’t invade Pearl Harbor.
DFO: Forget it, he’s .gif-ing
Moose: [continues to post spank bank material unabated]
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hehehe…
Some western Europeans do know where the clitoris is.
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Ok, I’m home, full, fat, out of beer, but drinking scotch and playing poker with imaginary friends. So better choices than a normal friday night.
I was playing poker
and then I got high.
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Moose, you are on a roll today!
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I had a large dinner, but, is hitting the bottle pretty hard tonight… chances I’ll blackout are 65-35. Anyone like those odds?
Also, come play poker with us.
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Floyd Mayweather Jr…for a guy that almost never gets hit, he comes off as having CTE.
I just stumbled back from the bar and turned on the TV and he is trying to promote a fight with Conner McGreggor. His vocabulary and grammar is just all kinds of fucked up.
Who the fuck would pay money for that?
And there is NO fucking way he is not broke. I cannot believe that an illiterate boxer is not getting ripped off by everyone in his “team”.
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Alexa Ray Joel
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Beerguyrob is, of course, super excited for baseball season because he gets to be beerguyrob for another summer!
tWBS, since you love college baseball so much, have you seen “Everybody Wants Some”? That was a GREAT movie.
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Bella Thorne with black hair.
She is quite lovely.
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I also believe that is dark green hair which, YUM!
I have seen some other photos; I believe she dyed it black for a photoshoot then put the streaks in for ….fun.
Keep in mind I am too far away to be stalking her.
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“Hey, fuck these buttons.”
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This Week in Nice Jacket.
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Why yes, your dress IS very nice.
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“I was wearing a shirt, but still got a bit of a sunburn.”
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/leans forward and squints hard
/Celebrity media goes mad
//tan panty trolling
///still like the idea more
She does like to keep everything ventilated.
Oh, sorry; I thought you were looking at the photo and not…….
In the before times was it Fek that made the glossary of terms for our former home?
I don’t member too well, but he either maintained or contributed to it.
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If this Deschutes is underwhelming, it’s likely the bar’s fault, right?
Could be. Some bars are shitty about cleaning their lines and such.
Whether that is the case or not; IT IS STILL THE BAR’S FAULT.
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Yes
Jeebus Caps, it’s about damned time.
Is Mr. Caps a shortstop on the NC State beisbol team?
Haha, no, I’ve switched gears to hockey tonight.
The shortstop is actually the dude who’s ARod’s nephew.
Gah. They totally blew it depicting the end of the first book. Gah
Ice Lolphins v Ice Stampeders is a really good ice football game. About 17 people there.
This bar is overrun with women who are twenty and women who are trying to look twenty but are about forty.
Evening internetters.
Bienvenue