Your “Franchise-Tag Eve” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • players getting paid before the franchise tag / free agency deadline:
    • Antonio Brown, Steelers: 4 years, $68 million
      • technically, an extension of his rookie deal, which would have paid him $4.7 million in 2017
        • he got a signing bonus as well, to top-up this year
    • Eric Berry, Chiefs: 6 years, $78 million

      This one’s for Dok.
    • Laurent Duvernay-Tardif, Chiefs: 5 years, $41.25 million
      • good for the Canadian kid out of McGill
        • who spends the off-season studying medicine
  • today’s franchise tags:
    • [Redacteds] – Kirk Cousins
    • Browns – Isaiah Crowell
    • Giants – Jason Pierre-Paul
    • Cardinals – Chandler Jones
    • Los Angeles Chargers of Carson – Melvin Ingram
  • kicked to the curb:
    • Adrian Peterson – Vikings opt to not exercise his 2017 option – $18 million
      • to become a UFA March 9
    • Jamaal Charles – released by the Chiefs

Here’s how the franchise tag numbers break down for 2017:

If you feel like some light-ish reading, ESPN has a short story on 25 years of the franchise tag.

Finally, if you want some long-form rehash with new updates, the MMQB has a story about Jerry Kramer still vying to get into the Hall of Fame. It fills you in on the number of times he’s come up for votes (10 – 9 during his eligibility window; once on the senior list), and what he does to stay both active & in the public eye. I read it because I’m a Packers fan.

I’m including this reference, because it shows – yet again – how much of a disgrace Roger Goodell is.

Kramer says Roger Goodell once asked him why he never attends the annual Hall of Fame ceremonies. Kramer told him because he’s not in the Hall of Fame. He said the commissioner was astonished.

PEOPLE FORGET THAT!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Avalanche at Flyers – 7:00PM | NBCSN
    • Capitals at Rangers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Flames at Kings – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Wizards at Warriors – 7:00PM | TSN
    • Hornets at Lakers – 10:30PM | TSN
32 years ago – Feb 23/85. Who feels old?
  • NCAA: lotsa good matches tonight; hard to pick
    • Georgetown at Seton Hall – 6:30PM | FS1
    • Florida State at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Indiana at Purdue – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • DePaul at Providence – 8:30PM | FS1
    • Vanderbilt at Kentucky – 9:00PM | ESPN

If you need yet another reason to hate Bobby Knight,

HERE YOU GO!

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Unsurprised

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JerBear50

So I know we’re all riled up over the speech and all, but we’re really not gonna forget all the important shit, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAMr3V5lN4

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What speech?

Unsurprised

I was at a CLE about slavery and the economics of slavery and justice. So basically the same thing but from someone with charisma.

WCS

In lieu of drinking tonight, I’m getting nice and pilled up. I needed a change of pace.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I need to get into pills but I also need to not get into pills. Even a vicodin prescription felt kinda dangerous.

WCS

Pills are terrific fun, but, I hear ya.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Weed is a lot cheaper and less terrible for you.

WCS

Weed makes me too paranoid and annoying to everyone else.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have found a few verities that don’t have the paranoia here in CO. The other thing for me is a beer with it.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Vape weed is a lot more mild than just taking dome shots from anything else I’ve found. I’ve fully made the switch.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And you also probably made the sandswitch.

/sorry

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

The Lindsey Graham story

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Larry Craig, Bob Allen, and Jon Hinson do not want to hear this shit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can we maybe do a “Sunday Gravy Challenge” where we request a particular item/meal? Cause I want to know how to cook one of those giant ribeye roasts they have at Costco but don’t want to lay a hundred dollars out on something I’m gonna fuck up.

JerBear50

I think yeah, right did a rib roast recipe back around the holidays. I’ve got one also if you want to email me (not to step on toes or anything.)

Croooow

Switched to a college basketball game. With less than 20 seconds to go: There’s a foul on a 3-point attempt, a couple free throws, a time-out, another FT, the in-bound, a foul, a free throw, a time-out, another free throw, a time-out, a video review on a possible turnover, call overturned, a made basket, a 3 point make, the in-bound, a foul, free throws and finally the end. Total elapsed time: About 15 minutes.

WCS

March Madness starts tomorrow!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No the MADNESS just moves to March now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

I’m trying to join the Cool Kids Club in terms of poker, but I need to be approved. Someone teach me the secret handshake already!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Balls is your man.

entropy

Figures, the one night he ain’t really around….

ballsofsteelandfury

Just for you, entropy, I’ll go in.

Phrasing

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Heh heh, balls isn’t around.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oblong…. if not please see your doctor at your earliest convenience.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Men?

Fronkenshteen

We got a new guy closing for the first time. I just have to wait till midnight and make sure he turns everything off correctly. Two hours of drinking on the clock! Also, we’re live with the lovely Kayla. Still catshit crazy & fit, fit, fit. I told her a bunch of youze are attorneys and she said, “TELL THEM TO COME IN ON LAWYER NIGHT!!”
Lawyer night is Wednesday. She has a lawyer night. I’ve seen it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Where is here? I may need to make flight arrangements.

I may also need a law degree.

Unsurprised

Give me five minutes before we walk in and you can fake the fuck out of it.

Brick Meathook

Fuck Trump, and Sanders and Clinton and all the others. See that picture of Tom Cruise up in the banner? I made that shot. Yep, that’s a green-screen comp, and I did that back in ’96. So everybody suck my dick; if you had elected ME president we wouldn’t be in this mess now, so this is all your fault. Assholes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Brick, you coming to the pub crawl?

Brick Meathook

What pub crawl? Nobody tells me anything…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was on the front page of the site I mean come on.

Brick Meathook

Well I DID get distracted seeing one of my shots right above it (uncredited I might add)…

Wow those are some good places! I might just have to show up to at one or two of them!

ballsofsteelandfury

Finally!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NY strip steak on the grill, martini in the shaker, let’s get this party started.

WCS

It’s well-done, and drenched in ketchup, right? That’s the MURICKAN way.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know, I was gonna invite you to crash in the guest room…

/still am, but now I am going to burst into your room at two a.m. wearing a Trump mask.

//hmm, maybe that would be misinterpreted.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Thank you, but I’m currently booked at Casa de Right.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Ahoy-hoy!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Book Learnin’ is for Queers and Jews” by Jeff Sessions

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not sure why I laughed at this because it is essentially Betsy DeVos tooo

But anyway; well done.

Croooow

Didn’t know Bob Barker was once the governor of Kentucky.

entropy

He inadvertently won it in a Showcase Showdown.

Senor Weaselo

Well he shouldn’t have bid $1 then!

Romonobyl

This Democratic responder is sure surrounded by a lot of white folks. I saw one black dude way in the back. So much for diversity.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The CBC is still throwing up in the bathroom.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

So the Democrats got the Heaven’s Gate guy to deliver their response.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alright dangit…Sharkbait and meself are tired of waiting for you folks to grace us with your presence….
C’mon Sharkbait…pick up your chips and let’s blow this joint.
(dude? c’mon let’s go…yeah i’m bluffing…be cool!!!)

Romonobyl

I suck at poker, I’d ruin it for everybody.

Sharkbait

Thats why its fake money

theeWeeBabySeamus

LCSS has arroved.
Rest of you….I can’t even look at you right now.

JerBear50

“pick up your chips and let’s blow this joint.”
Heard a couple pudgy hookers say the same thing last weekend.

Romonobyl

Guys, I’m no fan of Trump, but an open mind is a wonderful thing. Hate is a two way street folks, just remember about the anti-Obama protests (which, sorry all, there was comparatively much less) and compare the differences.
I doubt Trump is gonna make it, too much ego, but the “change” Obama promised never really happened either, it was really just more of the same old thing. I have an issue with extremes, unfortunately both choices this past election was an example of both. I have a hard time believing that the image Hillary was presenting is an accurate reflection of the true person, I imagine many liberals realize this but look the other way accordingly, just like Trump supporters. I belong to neither party, even though I hate fence-straddling. I support family values, but also believe in funding Planned Parenthood and I support women’s reproductive rights. I’m against The Wall, but still believe in finding a way to reduce illegal immigration, including working with the legitimate Mexican military to destroy the cartels that are ruining the country whose people I’ve grown quite fond of.
Here’s a surprise! I live in an area not far from the border with a sizeable Hispanic population, I work with many of them and some are my lifetime friends. You would be amazed how many of them are in favor of The Wall. Their families have likely been in-country longer than my Anglo-ass ancestry and are tired of the stigma created by the illegals. They learned the language, respect the laws and pay taxes…just like most other historical immigrant ancestors did.
I despise racism, but I don’t have white guilt either. My ancestry came to the USA shortly before WWI when they realized the Kaiser had lost his mind, so like most Americans I wasn’t part of the perversion that was African slavery (yes, there were other types). I’m an individualist, I judge a man by his head, heart and balls. Square those way and I could care less about the wrapping. The sentiment applies to women as well, except the balls of course. Race relations are at loggerheads, if there is any hope both sides are going to have to find common ground and make compromises. Like it or not, blaming the white devil for everything is what got Trump elected in the first place.
I hope this doesn’t destroy my status here at DFO as the majority of the commenters seem to lean hard to the left. All I ask is that since I accept and respect your values and opinions, please extend the same olive branch my direction. I’m also thoroughly buzzed, FWIW.
I still hate the Patriots…
/end rant, I know…tl,dr.

entropy

Quick comment based on swift scan of comment:

What, exactly, do you mean, you judge a man’s balls?

Romonobyl

Not too be taken literally, of course. How would those be measured, by displacement?

JerBear50

If I remember correctly from the old site, you measure in milliliters. And don’t worry, I ranted below a bit too and haven’t been banhammered yet.

Romonobyl

Volume is always better than linear.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’d like to weigh in on that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Get your thumb off the scale.

herodotus450

Also based on a swift scan:
Obama may be the Kaiser, but trump is the love child of Pol Pot and Caligula’s horse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You have brought it up before about the hate being a two way street and such; in this case it is about excluding certain US citizens equal protection under the law and having white supremacists in the White House; you seem to be an apologist for that. I am not willing to give that shit “a chance.”

Anecdotal evidence is the best evidence; the wall would be a huge boondoggle and a failure. Your buddy Reagan even had an amnesty program that was in most part successful on a limited basis.

Saying racism is in the generations past and not your problem diminishes the profound systematic, intended and unintended bias and racism that is vital to this day. Saying there is no longer white privilege….. aw fuck it.

Romonobyl

I believe I said white guilt, not white privilege. There is a difference,

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, by the way it was stated in the context of your post I inferred that there was an overlap in your meaning and the true definition.

Romonobyl

Nope, still a difference.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You didn’t understand what I said. Yes there SHOULD be a difference.

But for many saying “I don’t suffer from ‘white guilt’ seems to entitle them to not make an effort to mend fences, make current injustice right, and to diminish the pain and frustration of those who are and have been repressed to one degree or another.

Romonobyl

True, that’s why billions have been spent on social programs to little avail.
My advice to minorities? Prove the racists wrong, but with behavior and stats, not coercion. That also applies to white people.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You make my point for me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jesus, that is just the problem is that type of “thinking.” I don’t have the energy right now, plus it would make no difference.

Romonobyl

Agree to disagree, I respect your values. I’m simply saying we currently aren’t making any headway as far as race relations go regardless of who is president, and the only way any progress can be made is to find a middle ground. Otherwise we’ll only fall farther behind, and I assume neither of us want that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The only progress I see being made now is that many people cannot still be blissfully unaware of the problems and that unapologetic racists are being exposed because they feel empowered right now to be so.

Romonobyl

True, but racism is so overpowering (on this I’m sure we can agree), it goes beyond the executive office. We had Obama as president and race relations are depressingly low, for too many reasons. All I want is an open forum with open minds to find common a ground. Without that we don’t stand a chance, but both sides have to be willing.
Peace…

Romonobyl

or “a common ground”. I need to hire a sober proofreader.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Overpowering??

On that we agree.

JustStopDude

I am a mechanical engineer that works an electrical engineer’s job. My specific skill set, there are about 200 people world wide that can do what I do.

I have done everything from commissioning the worlds tallest quay cranes to installing and operating some of the largest motors in the world.

I am fairly confident that I am paid more per hour than most people here combined.

I am referred to as “boy” and “nigger” on a regular basis, especially when I am working in the Great Lakes region of the US. I am FAIR more likely to be killed by a cop than any industrial accident.

Real fucking easy for you to hand out the advice when you aren’t targeted by police because of your skin color and the majority of Americans naturally believe you are a thug because Fox News tells them 24/7 that all black people are violent apes.

Keep in mind asshole, its perfectly legal to murder a black kid, and you don’t even need to be a fucking cop. You just got to claim “HE WAS COMING RIGHT FOR US” at your trial.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Unfortunately, this probably didn’t get read except by a couple of people. I appreciate it.

entropy

Second, more thought out comment:

I would be thoroughly happy to be wrong about Trump, but my problem is that the man is pretty much an island unto himself, immune to criticism and the thoughtful analysis of others… this is a problem in what is, primarily, a diplomatic role. An inability to sustain nuanced thought, keep a civil tongue, or even think beyond what makes the room laugh is not a great trait in the leader of the free world. This is why we don’t seriously consider folks like Bill Hicks for President.

The Wall is a foolish idea, for lots of reasons, although I understand what you mean by several of your Mexican-ancestry friends are in favor of the wall… this is not a new stance for people who have been in country for generations and really, REALLY don’t like anyone else coming in (see pretty much everyone’s hatred of the Irish for most of the 1800s as one example). I don’t have much in the way of white guilt myself, because I’m Iris-ancestry and my family is 3rd generation, but I also know that this country was made great exactly by people coming in and contributing. Would I prefer that to be legal? Yes. But I can’t very well take a stance that says I don’t understand why people would want to come here by any means necessary… it’s a great fucking place, and I highly recommend it to everyone.

What I’d like to see is a little less of this partisan “ALL YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID” nonsense and maybe get the country run by some level headed folks who don’t feel the need to appease people who say shit like “KILL ALL THE N***RS!!” Maybe, just maybe, tell those fuckers to shut the fuck up and die already, so we can get on with the evolution of the human race? Any of these guys in charge stop with the equivocating on the assholes (on both sides, honestly… but way more on one than the other), I’m in favor of them getting shit done.

Also: YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO HOLD OFFICE IF YOU FEEL IT SERVES NO PURPOSE. I’m sorry, but if you feel that public office shouldn’t exist, go get a real job and prove yourself right.

And EVERYONE hates the Patriots, except Maestro and Sharkbait (I think… but we don’t hold that against them, why would we hold this against you? Differing points of view are all that give us great leaps forward. Read Sandman to get that lesson)

Romonobyl

Does the random italics mean you lean to the right as well?
Yes, you do have valid points as well.

entropy

Nah, I fucked up the tag and fixed it after. You ain’t the only one buzzed, Romo.

(when he becomes a Jet, are you gonna change your avatar?)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE ITALICS AFTER THE POST! FAKE POST! FAKE POST!!

Romonobyl

Rumor has it he’s going to Houston, therefor will cease to exist.

Romonobyl

So explain the “more thought out” part then please…

Romonobyl

Not fair, you fixed it!

herodotus450

Differing views are actually what got you kicked OUT of The Great Leap Forward–and into the crock pot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This guy and congress are going to fuck us hard, in spite of the overwhelming incompetence. Therefore I will cheer myself up.

http://www.voanews.com/a/fact-checking-donald-trump-first-speech-to-congress/3744612.html

Redshirt

Not bad, but I am a Republican, so I am part-evil. See ya at the Draft.

WCS

The NFL Draft, or the impeding military draft for war with Iran and China?

entropy

Trump will be so blisteringly incompetent he will find a way to get us into a war with fucking Switzerland.

herodotus450

You know who else didn’t give a fuck about the Jews…

nomonkeyfun

He wouldn’t do that. He and his Russian buddies are hiding their gold there. I say it will be Canada. Even they can’t apologize that many tides when he keeps fucking them up the ass.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some of it is still in teeth.

WCS

@OnionPolitics
Trump: ‘God Bless Me, God Bless Me, And God Bless Me’ #JointAddress

https://twitter.com/OnionPolitics/status/836775691421171712

entropy

Trump’s solipsism would be kind of amazing if it weren’t also a distressing sign of his sociopathic tendencies.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I have a feeling we’re going to be using this GIF a lot over the next four-ish years…

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Redshirt

Trump: “We all believe in the same God.”

BREAKING NEWS: “God doubts Himself. All of Creation at risk of being undone.”

entropy

“We all believe in the same God.”

Uh….. literally BILLIONS of people would disagree, dipshit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or any gods.

entropy

Cannot believe this hasn’t been posted yet….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmkRHo4Vca4

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t really need to know what you are doing now, both literally and figuratively.

Redshirt

Trump just quoted the Bible. Does that mean I have to become an Atheist?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, but that’s just a good idea on its own.

Senor Weaselo

Can I interest you in our lord and savior the Helix Fossil?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Redshirt

What’s the record for longest applause?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DAMN YOU!! Beat me to it.

JerBear50

Applesauce?
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Senor Weaselo

Now that my friend finished playing, first song to come on is Do I Wanna Know, which has been playing in my head the last few days.

entropy

Henry Rollins wrote a piece about all the people using the #NotMyPresident hashtag, and my favorite line was after quoting Trump’s fervor about increasing the military, “‘We’re gonna have the newest weapons, the best weapons, we’re gonna have the cleanest weapons,’ and also a president who says, ‘gonna,’ apparently.”

JerBear50

Rollins is either one of the most open-minded, adventurous, caring spirits who walk the planet, or a narcissistic, pandering gasbag who’s in love with his own voice. I usually think it’s the former, and I really want it to be the former. Sometimes the latter seems to creep in there a bit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe a little of the latter mixed in; that said; #i’mwithrollins

entropy

Oh, he can be an arrogant son of a bitch, but his voice is unique enough that I can usually forgive some of that from him. I can’t read him too often, but occasionally, he says some insightful shit and makes me laugh (like when he wrote about the Newark New Jersey Airport… that thing KILLED me).

JerBear50

I honestly don’t know why but I’ve never thought to look for his writing. He’s a hell of a podcast guest when he’s in the mood to be.

Don T

“So let’s do good stuff. Together [pointing at Congress]. Thank you and God bless”.

Redshirt

Seeing sparse Democrats standing up for ovation is kind of humorous. You can almost see their indecisiveness from supporting something Trump said.

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Well they wouldn’t want to be uncivil, now would they?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who was the “YOU LIE!!” republican?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thanks.

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And as I watch the Republicans in Congress debate repealing Obamacare to fuck over millions of the people who support them, I’m continually floored at the Democrats sitting idly by spinning more shit about Russia instead of making a counter-proposal that would call the G.O.P. bluff when the appetite for a better health care system has never been higher.

Nope. Let’s just sit back, smirk, and act entitled to every vote from the folks who think this is madness.

Sharkbait

That requires A) Balls, B) A spine, c) Both.

nomonkeyfun

Well the Dems are against guns. Finger ones included.

Redshirt

Agreed. Both parties don’t know how to fight back. All they know is to hold their breath and throw a temper tantrum.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The republicans did a great job of obstructing nearly everything during the last eight years.

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Or just some political cunning.

blaxabbath

“We’re not the GOP”

-DNC (forever. in stone.)

Redshirt

“Democrats – We give you free stuff.”

Sorry, that comment was too far. I’ll sit the concern of Uproxx and think about what I’ve done.

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The dumbest thing the Left ever did was letting “free stuff” take over.

It’s not “free.” It’s tax-funded like schools and transportation infrastructure and Medicare ALL THINGS WHICH PEOPLE CONSIDER GOOD.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Their counter-proposal has been law for years, granted it needs improving. Interesting you are turning at this point.

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A counter-proposal now would adding a public option. Without that fucking goblin Lieberman around to kill it, it might actually have a shot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How would that have a shot in congress now? With the new rules in both house it probably would never even make it to the floor.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I agree that the worst parts and the highest costs are associated with the compromises that were needed to get it passed in the first place.

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Okay, so I got carried away saying that mostly because I wanted to shit on Joe Lieberman, but it would be a useful point to counter the problems with rising premiums which are being felt in a shit ton of districts that went handily for Trump.

Hell, just a SHOW of trying to fuck with the Republicans would be something.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which several of the early inclusions would have countered, defunding and non-enforcement doomed it to rising costs. The public options you mentioned, which was bitterly opposed by lobbyists most likely would have averted those increases.

Unsurprised

The reason it won’t be repealed is because no one wants to lose Medicare money. The Democrats should be screaming about expanding Medicare because few people who vote will ever oppose Medicare. It and Social Security are shibboleths for American voters for some reason.

Unsurprised

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Redshirt

Is it just me or is this speech okay?

entropy

I bowed out after the coal comment. My brain just said, “NOPE.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

His bar is so low. For him it is OK I guess. For an actual leader of the nation, a statesman, even a politician it is fucking terrible.

Don T

But what an MC!

Duchess

he set very low bars

Don T

Trump has really worked on his panderin’

Sharkbait

Anyone for cards?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup…hanging now.
Hey…so are you!!!!!!!

Redshirt

Got any nines?

Duchess
Senor Weaselo

I wish the Ice Giants power play wasn’t smoldering garbage right now.

Sharkbait

That’s being too kind.

entropy

This here song tells a pretty tale about how coal miners got fed up and marched peacefully toward Hazelton, PA, unarmed and waving the American flag…. and promptly got fucking murdered for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncLPGSMhqKI

So can we remove THOSE regulations, Agent Orange?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah Hazelton. I’ve read the sign for the exit(s) while heading up I-81 (shut up balls) too many times to count. Yet never been there.

entropy

Proud birthplace of your hero, entropy.

Also, home of the racist mayor who wanted to start an “English only” law in town, which was the result of large numbers of latin gangs moving into the area… which happened because the town opened its fucking arms to the Mob when they all wanted a place to go on vacation.

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Almost six weeks (only six weeks!) into this shitshow and the one thing that surprises me is just how incompetent the people around Trump are. I always knew he was an empty-headed blob, but I’m quite amazed to see Sir Hossis and The Epitome of Everything Shitty about Duke be so goddamned terrible. I really think Ted Cruz would have fucked up more shit by now.