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Your “Beware The Ides of March, and 15-Seeds too” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News:

  • Revis Island is no longer an Alcatraz offshoot, as the Pittsburgh assault charges against him have been dismissed.
    • he then doubled-down on Pittsburgh, saying he’d love to play for the Steelers.
    • he’s still on Rog’s radar, because the League will investigate under the personal conduct policy.
  • Dont’a Hightower is staying with the Patriots, signing a 4-year deal worth $43.5 million.
  • Former Michigan CB Jourdan Lewis is facing a domestic violence charge, which will surely affect his third-round projection.
    • a deleted tweet applies blame shifting onto the victim:
      • It’s sad that somebody would want to control you so bad they would ruin your life over it.
        • Jourdan Lewis (@JourdanJD) March 15, 2017
    • sounds like a Cowboys draft pick to me!

Finally, in a hilarious observation related to the NFL and performance-based pay, nfl.com notes that the one possession Romo played in Week-17 earned him an extra $64.11. That’ll cover the tip for the moving company’s lunch.

It’s Spring Break still, so today I took a trip to a local provincial park. Golden Ears Provincial Park, to be exact.

It was lightly raining, which was nice, because it cut down on the casual hikers.

Naturally, I took the dog. We followed Gold Creek to the lake. She had a blast.

I know some Commentists have had pet issues lately. I just thought I’d share some happy dog photos to hopefully give you a smile during otherwise not-fun times.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Penguins at Flyers – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Blues at Ducks – 10:00PM | NBCSN
  • NBA:
    • Trail Blazers at Spurs – 8:00PM | ESPN
    • Bucks at Clippers – 10:30PM | ESPN
  • NCAA Basketball Tournament:
    • North Carolina Central vs. UC (Davis) – 6:30PM | truTV
    • Providence vs. Southern California – 9:00PM | truTV

Sorry I’m late. I REGRET NOTHING!

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Brocky

where’s my poker bros?

BROCKY SUMMONS THEE!!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll be in soon….
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Fronkenshteen

Howdy gents! Drunk at the bar again. Travel ban got blocked. Hooray! Hoops up your ass tomorrow I guess. And booze. Also, the mother in law in the robot toilet commercial looks like a real bunt. With a C!

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Unsurprised

Depression is a motherfucker.

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Senor Weaselo

Yes. Yes it is.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

tWBS needs to show up to the poker table. I am bored right now so he needs to show up

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I was just in there and it was a ghost town. Sheeeesh.
Gimme about 15 minutes and I’ll pop back in.

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Brocky

unfortunately, my favorite bad movies are all film I legitimately did not know were considered bad at the time.

Freddy vs Jason is not considered great by many people other than myself. that movie was absurdly awesome.

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Unsurprised

I was a teenager in the 90s and had a hard-on for John Woo’s American movies (I was lucky to come to my senses before M:I 2 came out). God, those movies are terrible.

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WCS

Counterpoint: Jason Goes to Hell is still my most hated movie, ever Not necessarily the worst movie I’ve seen, but, definitely the one that pisses me off like no other.

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Brocky

I hate jason x more than anything else.

How did they make jason in space uncool?

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JustStopDude

Forrest Gump. I never understood at all why that film was liked by anyone. A mentally disabled man is raped and then he has to raise his rape baby…

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Brocky

He is not a smart man, but he knows what rape is…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was not impressed either. “Forrest Gump is my favorite movie.” Then he was talking about it like it was VERY meaningful. Me; some blank stares, then “Hey, I gotta get going, see ya.”

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Gratliff

Unfortunate cosplay!
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Does that say “Wonder Wobear”?

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Gratliff

Accuracy is important in cosplay.

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WCS

Finally, a photo of Moose in real life.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am MUCH prettier with more back and ear hair. Also not that fat, but I have stored booze in my “costume.”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/is very afraid to ask “where” the aforementioned booze is stored

(no no, I’ll drink it, was just curious)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t worry; my appreciation for the boozes keeps me from making it smell like ASS. Just don’t ask to use my phone; eau de old man ball sack makes you use speaker.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You know what? I could have gone the whole rest of my life and been absolutely fine not having read that reply. You took that away from me tonight.

/note to self, don’t forget own phone when visiting Moose

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

YOU NEEDED IT! IT WILL MAKE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM STRONGER! YOU NEED THESE CALUSES FOR PUB CRAWLS!

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King Hippo

Consider selves PLAYED IN, Troi Boiz

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Unsurprised

I used to listen to How Did This Get Made and hate The Flophouse, but somehow at some point it flipped and now I listen to Flophouse and that freak Paul Scheer can go to Hell.

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Gratliff

MOAR GRATUITOUS COSPLAY
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit, I know her.
Took me a sec to be sure (yoko littner cosplay was way popular there for a while) but yeah…I know this girl. No shit.

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JustStopDude

Speaking of shitty movies…what is everyone’s favorite bad movie?

I have to go with “Battlefield Earth”. It answers the question, “What would Ed Wood do with $73 million?”

Its almost the PERFECT bad movie. Its so incredibly rare to see a film get EVERYTHING wrong. The source material is racist gibberish with no real logic or even a functional fictional world. Cinematography is so bad it causes nausea. The whole film is a series of offsetting dutch angles in dialogue sequences…you don’t even see student films doing stupid shit like that.

The cast is actually quite amazing. Its rare to get a movie this bad with such a great crew of actors. I mean hell…Forrest Whitaker is a supporting actor. There are glaring fuckups left in the final cut, for example John Travolta hits his head on a set piece and they kept it in it.

The late, great Rodger Ebert described watching the film as “taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It’s not merely bad; it’s unpleasant in a hostile way … I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies.”

God I love that flick!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m not sure that was “bad” in the sense it didn’t turn out like the makers wanted it to. It intentionally bad…. so good.

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Gratliff

Gotta be Mortal Kombat, though that probably has a lot to do with it coming out when I was 11 or so. Watched that movie like 30 times. Was an adult before I realized other people thought it was terrible.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’ll admit I like that one as well for similar reasons. I think mine would be The Fifth Element though. I LOVE that movie even though it is really stupid and bad at times.

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Gratliff

I will not sit here and listen to people call The Fifth Element a bad film. GOOD DAY SIR

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed; campy, intentionally farcical, well edited and filmed. Not high comedy, but still fairly amusing…. plus Milla.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It has Chris Tucker in it as a character with a dick haircut, Bruce Willis being rapey with a woman who can’t speak, a climactic scene with a blue alien singing opera and they win at the end because love is the fifth element. The movie has its flaws. I still love the hell out of it. Also directed by the guy who made The Professional. A movie with a scene of Jean Reno statutorily raping Natalie Portman that was forcibly cut at the last possible minute but still implied.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

From The Professional you don’t have it quite right, even though it is just as bad; Missing Scene:
The international cut of the film reveals that the night before that scene, Mathilda tried to coax Leon into making love to her, but he turned her down because he “wouldn’t be a good lover” (apparently there are no laws about having sex with minors in other countries, but there are plenty of laws about doing it lousily). Well, the screenplay takes the wrongness even further by making it clear that, actually, he does sleep with her. While crying. Here’s the scene:

http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/2/5/139925.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tucker was over the top on purpose. Willis was under the power of Milla’s character just like everyone else; I don’t get the rapey part. The blue alien opra singer was just part of the campiness in tribute to other Sci Fi movies.

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JustStopDude

“Demon Knight” which was a Tales from the Crypt movie. I think it was the first R rated movie I sneaked into. As a kid, I fucking loved that flick.

Watched it again as an adult. First time I realized that Billy Zane was the lead bad guy. The film did not age well.

Neither did Zane’s career. Fuck me that dude has disappeared from films.

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Gratliff

Holy shit, I forgot demon knight.
http://oneofus.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Demon-Knight.gif

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Unsurprised

He was great in Zoolander.

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herodotus450

This is where I would have put a link to the “How Did This Get Made” Podcast, specifically their Battlefield Earth episode, but their old episodes are now hidden behind a paywall, can’t figure out the details, dont care.

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Brick Meathook

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ROADHOUSE
THE GREATEST BAD MOVIE EVER EVER EVER

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

I have never actually watched Roadhouse. WHAT WAS THAT KICK? How does someone look at that and go “GREAT JOB PATRICK!”?

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Brick Meathook

YOU MUST SEE ROADHOUSE

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King Hippo

I ain’t got $20!!

/or was it $50??

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Beerguyrob

“There’s always barber college.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPVOhHhwnk

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WCS

Shocker, a 1989 slasher/horror film from Wes Craven (!) and starring Mitch Peliggi (AKA Walter Skinner from The X-Files). It’s so, soooooooooooooo bad, yet, completely awesome at the same time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn it; that sounded familiar, looked it up.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098320/

I agree with your assessment.

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Unsurprised

I hate bad movies. I don’t know why I listen to people talk about bad movies except that I need white noise when I walk.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The first to come to mind for me is a little Lifetime film about BINGE DRINKING. It was glorious.

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

D’awwww…. happy puppy pics.
/is now going to buy a puppy
//is not kidding, had already decided as much
///local Bernese Mt. Dog breeders’ phones have been ringing…no shit.

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JustStopDude

Mutt is the way to go. Get one that has been on the streets a little bit and that fucker KNOWS how good he/she has it.

No problematic breed issues…

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I find my twinks the same way!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Your overall point is well-taken, though I think I’ll be able to handle any problematic breed issues.

I went to school for this, you know?

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JustStopDude

Oh I know.

I just…I live in an apartment with idiots that have all these crazy ass expensive breeds and shit. I know I am in the minority here, but I’ve gotten to the point I cannot stand dog owners. Between the assholes letting their dogs shit everywhere, to the folks that just let their dogs paw all over people in the elevators, its annoying as shit.

I cannot help but associate pure breed owners with assholes.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I can’t say you’re wrong.
Irresponsible pet owners happen to be among my hot button issues, fwiw.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have a pure breed Golden right now. I inherited him though. He was bought for my almost step siblings then abandoned with my dad who hates dogs.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes MTWV, been meaning to ask.
How are things with the aforementioned Golden these days?

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Old and dying. Barely able to make it up steps because of arthritis. Happy and cheerful even though he falls over in pain walking up steps.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, the happy and cheerful is the part that counts. For now. No shit. Happy to hear that.

Give all the hugs you can while you can.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m a dog owner and I hate a lot of dog owners. Plus I found dog shit bags with Trump on them so I got a lifetime supply of them.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve actually toyed with the idea of starting a twitter account called “dogs_pooping_on_Trump” that is nothing but user submitted videos of dogs shitting on photos of Trump.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

49 million followers.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even if you could fix problems I wouldn’t want to put a pooch through it. I know you seen some of the various results of inbreed, lack of divergent DNA sources. Hip dysplasia ain’t no picnic.

I’m sure you are getting it from a reputable breeder that doesn’t do that bad shit and mixes the lines to make him vital. A friend of mine got a Rottweiler that had to be “put down” at nine months and they were out a big chunk of change.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It is true, pure bred dogs are basically….more or less to one degree or another….genetic misfits. I admit it.

Now stop pissing on my parade. I want a puppy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Go get the damn puppy.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I will still drink beer and smoke weed at your house even though it reeks of puppy piss.

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King Hippo

Rescue cats only FOAR Hippo. And with the death of one of my current pair, I’m not sure if I can ever get any more. Because I can’t be (relatively) certain I will outlive any that I adopt after Kruger lives at least another 7-10 years.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wait…da Fuq?

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King Hippo

other cat done died on Saturday. Just part of life sucking.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck motherfucking universe you piece of shit sucking ass licking bitch.

Sorry dude. Sincerely.

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Brocky

Sincerely sorry to hear that

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JustStopDude

Ghost in the Shell looks fucking craptastic.

Also…does Scar-Jo’s agent just seek out roles where she plays emotionless characters? I remember her being in a lot of good roles a while ago…like the Sponge Bob movie.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

In her defense that source material is wildly overrated as somehow being great. It was actually an ok way to spend 40 minutes (I am remembering 40 min, might have been an hour and a half)

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JustStopDude

You ain’t kidding. I swear to god a lot of the shit out of Japan is popular among fans just because its from Japan.

I am a foreign movie buff. I will watch anything. You people have suffered through my rantings about Japanese cinema. In my opinion, 90% of anime is just utter garbage. It gets a pass because its anime.

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Gratliff

http://i.imgur.com/V1MHfhT.gif

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herodotus450

Every anime ever (except 1): “Oh this is kinda cool, giant robots/space/future tech of some kind–oh now there’s a giant alien baby who was behind it all along.”

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JustStopDude

Honestly the thing that annoys me the most is that the genre is in such a fucking formulaic rut.

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Unsurprised

90% of everything is shit.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh, that’s no character sir.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Like Ghost World! Ghost World was good!

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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

I have to wonder what the best-case scenario was in this.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Death, then a big insurance payment.

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herodotus450

I’ve been staring at this picture for so long I’ve started to smell northrax

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Trevor Semen

Not impressed. The waffle needs to be at least 4 times bigger. Minus points for a lack of whipped cream

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Would still put my dick in it.

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JustStopDude

At this point, what wouldn’t you?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whipped cream would fucking ruin it. Plus typos.

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Gratliff

Love Joey Ryan.
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Shogun Marcus

Need a judgment here…18 months later we (the wife) put up the last batch of photos from the wedding. Bridesmaid has NOW asked that those with her in them be removed as she doesn’t like how she looks. Go fuck herself yes?

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herodotus450

Isn’t that the whole point of bridesmaids?
(to not look good, that is)

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

How cool are you with said bridesmaid?

EDIT: Make passive-aggressive comments about how lovely everyone looks.

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Gratliff

“Who gives a shit? That’s stupid.” Send it in a bouquet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Photoshop some image in front of her face; the above would be my suggestion.

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LemonJello

Appropriate answer, in song form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlla-AZhYeA

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Happily agree to remove them, stating “I don’t like the way you look in them either.”

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“You know what Kristin, you’re right. Not your best showing. Don’t bring that office party shit to a wedding.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“We were trying to be polite, but you are fucking hideous. Look at the bright side honey; your personality matches your looks so well.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That might be viewed as a tad aggressive.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“If I remember correctly my cousin loved how you looked that night. But it was from a different angle.”

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Gratliff, you’re the resident Flyers fan, are they still pretending Andrew MacDonald is first pairing defenseman?

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Gratliff

Andrew MacDonald’s mother does not consider him a first pair defenseman. However, Dave Hakstol is not his mother, and seems to think he’s what would happen if Ghost Bear and MDZ did the Saiyan fusion dance.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Ivan Provorov doe

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Gratliff

The new guys seems like future world beaters, the stars are phenomenal, and the nucleus of the team is the 10 or so guys who they dragged out of the Broad Street Line on the way to the game.

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Trevor Semen

Its not a Saiyan fusion dance. It was a dance created by the Yardrats who tought it to Goku who then showed it to Goten and Trunks. It hasn’t even been performed by Goku and Vegeta in the canon, Vegeta probably doesn’t even know it.
/braces for wedgie

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Gratliff

I appreciate this statement, as I should have known better.

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herodotus450

Watching hockey and basketball, need to find a third thing to kill time when they are BOTH commercials at the same time

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King Hippo

Per R-T-D, try the Saudi lezzie porn. HAWT

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Trevor Semen

Alright, on a list of things that are not cool, that was not cool.

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herodotus450

Started that hours ago, they still haven’t gotten to the fireworks factory where they’re allowed to take the burkas off.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Poker?

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herodotus450

But I… hardly know… her.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think I may be the bitch…

http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/uploaded_images/marionbarrya-720702.jpg

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Unsurprised

I keep forgetting The Americans is on Tuesdays now. I need to watch last night’s episode, especially after seeing this on reddit. https://gfycat.com/SilverDeliriousKomododragon

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LemonJello

I’m not even sure wtf this is, but Imma gonna share it with you all:

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Horatio Cornblower

My money’s on Pink.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

$29 on Stink

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LemonJello

SO, you’re saying…

http://replygif.net/i/380.gif

That’s two in for pink and one in for stink?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pink looks like she could deliver one hell of a kick to the ribs.

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herodotus450

Ball stuck between rim and backboard!

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I had to go to Toronto Medical’s ER for that in the 90s!

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LemonJello

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Brocky

evening, i had the weirdest dream last night

http://static.ilykecdn.com/uploads/2013/11/22/sub/41500-ilyke.net-large-41500-GqFoq4p.jpg

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Unsurprised

I’d hate to see what you woke up to, then.

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Brocky

pretty much this, but with out the stupid name or kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0LiUtBFg8

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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

…So did he make the layup?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Slick concrete fucking sucks.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

So my Deadspin rehab is going well since I cannot quit cold turkey, and I saw articles rightfully condemning the leaking of celebrity photos that came out.

Then I remember when they did this, which was exceptionally shitty. Tommy Craggs was always a fucking asshole.

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JustStopDude

Fucking Denton man. The dude loved to claim the rights of being journalists…except for when it came to the responsibilities involved.

I would love to know how much he spent on a team of lawyers to just fucking ignore their advice.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The only time they had compunction was when a story was vile enough that it pissed off their readers.

Don’t get me wrong, Peter Thiel is a gigantic shitheel in his own right, but if you sling enough shit, you better prep yourself for getting it thrown back.

They were 4chan with a byline essentially.

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JustStopDude

I think just as hilarious is Jezebel, which is basically feminism utterly neutered and packaged into a marketable format.

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Unsurprised

Jezebel and its white, Lena Dunham-style feminists are the female equivalent of white, neckbeard libertarians. It’s entitled selfishness and arrogance cloaked in ideology.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Remember this?

See, the epoch of people who have this mentality are people who couldn’t wait to crucify the Duke Lacrosse players accused.

One of the players since raised $50,000 for the Innocence Project and has worked closely with them, including aiding in helping someone wrongfully convicted of murder (by royal shitbag Mike Nifong) get exonerated after 24 years.

Hell of a lot more for the downtrodden than 99% of these Twitter activists would dare to fucking do.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s all well and good, but please don’t humanize Duke students during March Madness.

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Unsurprised

But … but … but. Talking to people f2f and doing actual work is hard.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t have a strong opinion about Jezebel these days (though I think one of their writers lives in my housing complex) but I do remember this and it pisses me off.

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Trevor Semen

No they were not. 4Chan is easily the scummiest place on the internet this side of Tor. The only places that are even comparable are small pockets of Reddit and Tumblr.

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Unsurprised

MST3K is on Netflix. I just started with s1e1.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I decided that if the zombie apocalypse ever happens the first thing I’m gonna do is head down to the set of American Gladiators and get me one of these things.

http://scoreboredsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Atlasphere.jpg

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JustStopDude

You know what always has bugged the shit about me about zombie movies…the zombies aren’t the real threat.

The real threat would be dogs. Hear me out here…

It would only take a very short time for strays to become feral. Hell, its a HUGE problem in rural Russia and Detroit. A pack of dogs could easily take down people. Its one of the hilarious things I love about the prepper movement is that by isolating themselves from social groups, they pretty much ensure they will not survive.

That and lockjaw. Gonna kill a lot of folks…lot more folks than the zombies.

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Unsurprised

I hate preppers and I love that they’re just fucking themselves. I also read the article about the SV preppers and I wonder how many of them really expect bodyguards not to kill them and take their shit when their complete worthlessness to do anything but be Objectivist softboy coders meets the cold cruelty of reality.

Anyway, I don’t understand what the appeal of all this zombie bullshit is except that the people who talk about it the most invariably tend to be the ones who would be the least to survive, mainly because other people would kill them.

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JustStopDude

My favorite are the “Sea Steader” libertarians. I don’t think they realize how fucking difficult it is to maintain a vessel out to sea with a team of qualified, highly trained, dedicated people. It was a constant fight, with an unlimited budget, to keep the carrier I was on in functioning order.

The idea that a bunch of pseudo-rich libertarians are going maintain some community in the open ocean for longer than a week is HILARIOUS to me.

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Unsurprised

This is why the chapter about the massacre at Diddy’s compound in World War Z when all the bodyguards just said “Fuck this shit” and abandoned all those shit weasels to die in pain like they deserve to was the best part of it. And so of course there’s no fucking way that would ever end up in an adaptation of WWZ.

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LemonJello

Re-reading WW Z and it seems the only thing the book and movie have in common is the title.

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Unsurprised

Indeed. That’s the only thing.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s true. I actually didn’t think that WWZ the movie was all that terrible, but it had almost nothing to do with the book.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dude, I went to college with the guy who was actually the head of the “Seasteading Institute”. I’m sure you’ve bet bigger fuckheads in your life, but *I* haven’t.

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Brocky

Fuck waiting for the apocalypse, i want one of those things NOW!

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LemonJello

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She’ll let you have one. For a price…

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Unsurprised

I have some body fat to spare. She seems dangerously low.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That price is a blown out o-ring

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Brick Meathook

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Brocky

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I hadn’t heard that Trump had selected Robin as his new head of the EPA.

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Brick Meathook

Who the fuck put Robin in charge?

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Brocky

he just has rank over aquaman.

as does every single other member of the superfriends

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Horatio Cornblower

Even Gleep.

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Gratliff

Dear Flyera,

If you’re only going to win one more game this season, as it appears you are, let it be this one.

Signed,
Disgusted Flyera Fan

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LemonJello

Evening, Imaginary Internet Friends!
via GIPHY

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herodotus450

Probably caused most by the truck lorry where the camera is located, which blocked the peds view of oncoming traffic, and oncoming traffics view of her.

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herodotus450

One point game, under a minute to go, let’s cut to commercial, of course. That’s how you know its march maddness

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I react much the same way when my phone rings.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Sorry I’m late.”

Be careful there, beerguyrob – those are the exact words that set Jourdan Lewis off the first time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

Just started watching that show “I Robot” on amazon.

Why the fuck am I just discovering this right now?

Side note, I can just imagine, just like the movie “Fight Club” that basement dwellers cream themselves imaging they are the main character.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Um…you mean Mr Robot?

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JustStopDude

I…MR…whatever the fuck.

Its good writing. I’ve managed to get half way through the second episode and my urge to punch Christian Slater is not as strong as usual when I watch his shit.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

At some point (maybe once you have met White Rose) circle back and this will make a whole lot more sense than it did the first time:

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/08/03/mr-bronco/

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

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SonOfSpam

aaaaand Cheetolini is 0 for 2 on Muslim bans. Stupid Constitution, always gettin in the way of poorly thought-out bigotry.

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herodotus450

Anyone who thinks they can out-bigotry the founding fathers are, well, unfounded. I’m 3/5ths sure of that.

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JustStopDude

I’ve lost track of the number of fucking idiots that have tried to make the argument to me that we black folks had it better under slavery.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jesus. Next time someone brings this up, you should offer to take ownership of their person and see how much better their life gets.

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Trevor Semen

There are some people that get off to that shit, you know. It also happens to have a lot of overlap with the kind of people who would spew that kind of bullshit, too.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How much of the time do you think they are trolling you? I’m not sure which is worse; actually being Bill O’Reilly stupid enough to believe it or Nazi asshole enough to troll someone on that.

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Unsurprised

Trolls are infinitely more evil. Believing something horrible is one thing, but at least it’s a conviction. Trolls are just doing what they do because they are sheltered and protected and can be cruel and indifferent to the suffering that they cause without repercussion solely because it’s a fucking joke to them. That kind of evil has historically been assigned only to trickster deities because no one could believe that actual humans could be that terrible.

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Unsurprised

Jesus. Don’t let them read The Sellout, which is in fact an incredible book.

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Trevor Semen

Well you guys got “free” food and housing in exchange for having 18 hour work days in cotton fields and literally zero human rights. Its not that bad.
/its a joke

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SonOfSpam

Thank you for the doggy pictures. SHEZA GOOD PUPPY!

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