Yeah, a certain someone who shall remain nameless made sure to remind me it was St. Paddy’s Day upcoming, and I had better observe the fact that it was St. Paddy’s Day upcoming within the confines of this’n here Sexy Friday type thingy this week.

Like I don’t own a calendar.

But fair enough.  Because while I do own one, it is true that I rarely look at it.  I mean, da Fuq do I care what day it is?  It’s cold as fuck out, I don’t have a job, my biggest hobby these days is murdering my liver more quickly than I ever thought possible…and I just want a moment’s respite from the constant agonizing pain of knowing that we’re all put on this planet to experience the worst kinds of horrors and….

Ahem.

(sorry…I’m ok now…probably)

Still tho…. I ask again….DA FUQ DO I CARE WHAT DAY IT IS?????

But I digress….

It just so happens that I DID look at my calendar this week and I DID know it was St. Paddy’s Day upcoming.  So suck it Low Commander. (lmao)

Also, since I’ve procrastinated all week (translation:  ballsofsteelandfury had me handcuffed to a table making me write ISoG….just imagine how relieved I was that that’s all he made me do after breaking out the handcuffs….whew!!!)…shit where was I?  Oh right, procrastinated…..so I’m writing this TGISF right now in the middle of the day on Thursday and since it’s a St. Paddy’s Day special, I feel justified in day drinking.  I mean I’ve been day drinking pretty much every day lately….but at least today I feel justified.

Shut up…I need this.

OK relax.  All of that stuff up there about how terrible the world is was meant to be funny.  As far as you know.

Hey, here’s a funny joke (hat tip to entropy for co-writing this one, btw….though he’ll probably be pissed at me now because I can’t imagine anyone wanting credit for this…….)….

Depressed dude on the couch at his shrink’s office…

Depressed Dude:  Doc, I hate the world.  I haven’t loaded the gun yet, but I know where the ammunition is.

Doc:  Well, if you’re feeling suicidal it might have more to do with you than the world.

Depressed Dude:  SUICIDAL???  I LIKE ME!!!!  IT’S THE REST OF THE WORLD I WANT TO KILL.

Doc:  OK, I’m going to refer you to one of my colleagues….

Oh come on…that’s fucking funny.  Meh….nobody gets me.

Speaking of nobody getting me, next week on ISoG (at least I freaking hope it’s next week, and I don’t screw up and have another premature publication….hehehe, that sounds funny)…shit where was I?  Oh yeah, next week ballsofsteelandfury drags me to church.  I bet you weren’t expecting THAT.  FWIW, neither was I.  I always expect that dude to zig and goddamned if he doesn’t zag every freaking time.  Jerk.

Also I bang an ugly chick.  OK, that’s not necessarily news, admittedly.  But I bang this one in church.  Now THAT’S entertainment, by god.  LOL, by god….fuck that was accidental.  I am so going to hell.

Anyway…..Monday, 11am EDT (which is the only time zone which matters SHUT UP CALIFORNIA)

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Your “There ain’t gon’ be no sports talk this week” section

Did you not read that header??? Ain’t gon’ be no sports.

I’m lazy, maybe already a little drunk, and nobody gives a shit about anything but that fucking basketball tournament right now.  And none of you ever read the sports section of TGISF anyway.  Don’t think I don’t know that.  All you do is scroll down to the almost nekkid girls as fast as you can.  Fucking perverts.

And yet it’s me…tWBS…your friendly ambassador of love and peace, who gets branded as…wait, what were those words again?????  I want to make sure to get this correct….

“THE PIMP OF [DFO]”

Yep…that’s me.  Apparently….

And goddamned proud of it, too!!!!

SMGDH…..

Sorry, hang on a sec….the voices in my head are telling me something…

Yeah, tell me something I didn’t already know…fuckers….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEuL9Yq7fE

It’s kinda cute how right now a lot of you think I’m joking about having voices in my head.

Hahaha….the voices think it’s funny too.

(No shut up…no I am NOT going to tell them that)

But srsly don’t worry…they haven’t told me to kill you all.  Yet.  Well, most of you.  Plus you’re never alone when you have the voices.

I really, really hope there’s cocaine left backstage….

(no, you won’t get that because you didn’t listen to the fucking song up there…you didn’t channel your inner Hanson brother…smgdh).

Don’t worry about me not covering sports this week btw.  That video up there is the best thing to happen in hockey all week, and the rest of sports suck right now anyway.

If you don’t like the fact that I didn’t cover sports this week, maybe go here or here.  They’ve got links and words and pictures and everything.  Even a caveman could do it (shit, did I really just say that?).

Pay me more next week and I’ll spoon feed you again.

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Finally…Luck O’ The Sexy

(I refer you back to “you’re all a bunch of perverts”….but here anyway)

And also yes I really am pissed off.  And also lazy.  And also maybe a little drunk.  I’m half Irish….gimme a break will ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gmWMk24OfI

Rape and Spiders…LMFAO. (I might need therapy I think)

Anyway….so here in no particular order (srsly…whatever order these upload in is how you’re getting them…well except for that one…lol) are some St. Paddy’s Day hotties….

And now, a brief intermission to look at Kristen Bell.  Just because I can.  And want to….

OK, resume the Irish stuff…..

Good Gawd…that last girl doesn’t look Irish, but I can’t say I care.  Holee Molee.

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OK, I don’t know what photo of mine to share with you this week to be honest.  Lemme look for a sec.  While I’m looking, here….. listen to a song (If humanly possible, I plan to see these guys live in the not too distant future)….

OK, stop being depressed, I found a great photo for you….well…great-ish….

Here we have a Black-necked Stilt (Himantopus mexicanus) looking for something tasty.  This was captured about 3 years ago as I was biking past a drainage canal in central Arizona.  Unfortunately it wasn’t captured with the good camera, but rather my crappier more portable-ish one.  But I still like it.  And you better like it too or the voices will not be happy….

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Yep, you get one more song.  Yep, it’s gonna be by an Irish band.  Yep, you want Dropkick, or maybe The Pogues.  Maybe even Thin Lizzy.  Unfortunately for you, I like The Cranberries, so fuck off.

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OK, that’s it.  Imma now be in pursuit of alcohol.  And perhaps a new liver.

Love ya’s

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