At least there are fewer games today. I have lost my Christmas Spirit.
#5W Notre Dame v. #4W West Virginia (12;10, CBS)
Each side got a bit of a scareon Thursday, but the name of the game is “Survive and Advance” for a reason. Hopefully, it will be fun and competitive, only game in town.
#8E Wisconsin v. #1E Villanova (2:40, CBS)
Jay Wright and co. will never admit it, but you know they were rooting for VPI Thursday night. Bucky Badger has caused trouble from the 8 seed previously, and they know how to mud you up.
#8W Northwestern v. #1W Gonzaga (5:15, CBS)
Is Northwestern favored? I bet they are, or at least close to it. Let’s see if they can make Lainie do her happy dance once again.
#11W Xavier v. #3W Florida State (6:10, TNT)
Finally, we gets some mult-game action. And it’s one of the 2nd-round matchups I had hoped to see, too. Xavier’s quickness v. FSU’s insane size.
#12S Middle Tennessee State v. #4S Butler (7:10, TBS)
The Blue Raiders were, like, the lone legitimate (by seed) big upset on Thursday, but it was one almost everyone predicted. They could easily keep it going today, before being flattened by the Holes.
#7W St. Mary’s v. #2W Arizona (7:45, CBS)
I really didn’t expect the Gaels to be here…yet here they stand. They looked really good, too. Perhaps they give AZ a game? Probably not. Doubling down on my pre-conceived notions.
#5E Virginia v. #4E Florida (8:40, TNT)
So much orange is a clear and present fashion risk.
#5MW Iowa State v. #4MW Purdue (9:40, TBS)
Thursday’s games cemented my belief that the Cyclones are about 10x better than the Boilermakers. But that’s why they play the games.
Gonzaga is beating Northwestern 28-12? I didn’t know Gonzaga had a football team, let alone a decent one.
Gonzaga plays their best against teams that have no business in the tournament.
They like to lose terribly in the third round, so as to prolong the heartbreak
This game? IT STINKS!
God is telling us to take a break and masturbate.
Need a hand?
If that’s a selfie, yes please.
I wasn’t offering my hands, just my library.
https://gfycat.com/AmbitiousFlakyIceblueredtopzebra
why northwestern no rebound?
They want to keep their FG% from going down?
okay, that capital one steaks commerical is pretty good
Yeah, I think we may be looking at nap time here.
Had one for an hour at 11. Time for Round 2.
(stares at 5 empty Reese’s Easter Egg wrappers)
I may not be due for a nap, but I may be due for a good cry.
Because you have no more Reese’s eggs?
So it looks like Northwestern is going to give us our first boring blowout of the day.
Damn tetotalers. Can’t even celebrate properly.
St Patty’s day bitch…
I fucking cannot stand people who get sick in a bathroom, and vomit in the sink.
TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND USE THE GODDAMN TOILET YOU ANIMAL!!!
Trust me. It could’ve been worse.
I see my Reds’ Spring Training is proceeding exactly as planned.
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/blogs/reds/2017/03/18/reds-rhp-bronson-arroyo-leaves-game-after-being-hit-face-throw/99356106/
Next up: ELAINE’S TITTEHS!!
Elaine Alden?
http://www.fansshare.com/gallery/photos/11158351/elaine-alden-by-eyebeam/
Nice.
My Inner Teenager: “Does he mean Julia Louis-Dreyfus?”
Me: “I don’t know. I’ll ask him.”
My Inner Teenager: “Because I’d had a Celeb Crush ever since I saw her on Seinfeld.”
Me: “I know! I was there. Damn, dude. Chill!”
So, Fronkensheteen. To which persons breasts are you referring too?
http://www.gifwave.com/media/89544_boobs-angry-seinfeld-george-costanza-elaine-benes.gif
lol now i get this
bye bye any hope i had of winning the bracket challenge this year
Icing the Free Thrower? Yeah, that’s not a sign of desperation at all.
well, that’s stupid. Need the timeout in case he misses
SEE??
Down goes Nova?
Badgers do it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
Wow, that was a great play set up off the time out. Unexpected that’s who/where they would go.
MFW I see Wisconsin-Villanova score and I have ‘Nova going to the Final Four:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rod1.gif
for some reason i picked wisconsin to go to the finals.
……. idk
random thought, which #1 is less hateable, villanova or kansas?
please cite reasons for your selection
I don’t find Nova hateable at all. KS is midwestern U*NC. Obnoxious fans, media fluffing, faux “we do things he right way” humility. FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Nova. Because it’s not even the top ten worst thing about Philadelphia, a city that at least makes up for all its failings by loving good food (as opposed to Fat Humps just sucking down mayo gravy), whereas Kansas … FUCK KANSAS, the state, the university, and the fucking band.
I fucking hate both those states.
Kansas has nothing in it but corn farms and racist rednecks. Pennsylvanian at least has regional differences….so the racist rednecks have different sounding accents.
Kansas has BBQ at least.
Well, everywhere sucks and I hate them all. But you have to triage the hate.
Words to live by.
Check back in 11.4 seconds.
been 14 seconds, whats up
I hate Kansas for personal reasons, but Villanova is catching up by killing my bracket.
ah, good solid hate.
This here fixture done turned purty interesting.
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/77/e82dff43984408d13b6f88045b7fc4e9.gif
you know, eventually i will remember that there are saturday afternoon games during march madness, but it won’t be this one.
I blame the notre dame fans who lazily wear ND on st patrick’s day because they think it means something. fuck those guys.
still fuck notre dame in general.
sup fellow notre dame haters
I’ve had an irrational hatred since Brian “Weasel” Kelly told his team he was abandoning his team before the biggest game of their lives at the Senior Dinner.
ir·ra·tion·al
i(r)ˈraSH(ə)nəl/
adjective
1.
not logical or reasonable.
don’t think irrational is the word you need lol.
seriously, fuck that guy
I went to Catholic school. “Go to Notre Dame.” “Why?” “If you don’t get into Georgetown.” “Why?” “It’s Catholic.”
Hard, HARD fucking Pass. Fucking mediocre, talentless losers shacked up in the middle of nowhere to live shitty lives at a shitty school doing nothing of value for anyone, including themselves, ever.
Shoot this directly into my veins.
Illinois makes a fantastic hire – Okie State’s Brad Underwood. Hippo’s depression rises to an even higher level. SIGH.
so…just talking to mahself, but the kiddo who picked Bucky Badger to win it all is feelin’ prettay…prettay good
when American Fuhrer drops a nuke or two on North Korea and all hell breaks loose, I wonder what the people who sat out the election will say to their children/nieces/nephews.
As if they’d live long enough to explain themselves.
I don’t honestly see why any nation would dare get in a war with Trump. He will fucking use the nukes.
With today’s free chips, I am over $1M in pretend money on Poker Stars! I can’t decide whether to be proud, or to kill myself.
Proudly kill yourself.
This is why I don’t play Casino Games on the Computer. Because if it has to happen once in my life, I want to have the chips being pushed to me to be real and not virtual.
Looks like we’ve got our first #1 ON THE ROPES.
Would a clubbed foot be a military deferment, even if it was corrected medically? I could teach him the Kaiser Sôze walk!
Enterprise is making me rethink owning my own car.
I don’t think you get to keep Kristen Bell with the car.
Ah, I see. The fine print gets bigger as you get older.
Don’t feel too bad, I looked into it, too.
Boy, some colleges have absolutely god awful…I guess “fan” songs…
https://youtu.be/leFAuhEX52A
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A DRAFT WITH ZERO DEFERMENTS AND AT LEAST AN 8 YEAR GROUND WAR!
https://youtu.be/H8hdKnr7rpE
Who wants to here a really annoying song from a university that hasn’t won shit in years?
meh, IU never was great on fan songs, with all due respect, i’ll take not having won shit in years over never won anything. cough purdue cough
plus, IU is more of a fun school anyways. little 5 bitches!
not calling you a bitch, just like yelling
Dude, the draft became necessary the instant college students started playing fucking Quidditch.
So, this year I spend a mere 10 minutes picking out my bracket, and I’m doing the best I ever have. What the fuck? Now, however, I have the feeling that Nova is gonna shit the bed.
Question for the community, Waffle House…best breakfast restaurant chain around right?
Only South of the Mason-Dixon. The joke shops they opened here in PA suck ass.
Yeah I definitely noticed that.
I don’t eat there often at all..I would like to try and hit 50. But man oh man, when I am in the middle of nowhere in the South, its like the one chain that 9 times out of 10 is what you kind of expect in terms of quality.
I’m on board with this. You can’t go to Denny’s alone, all banged up, and play the jukebox at 3 am.
In the South, Brigs is WAY THE FUCK better.
WHY ISNT THE NEXT GAME HAPPENING YET??!11!?!?
CBS is bastard network.
Sweet motherfucking 16, cocksuckers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo&ab_channel=JohnDenverVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV3E5e7fZ6M
That were a really impressive win. I hope WCS is proud when his blackout ends.
I smell some Notre Dame schadenfreude in the oven and it looks like it’s almost done baking…
DING! It’s done. 🙂
I will never understand why any athlete good enough to get a scholarship to a university, would go to Notre Dame.
South Bend is a shithole. Its a slightly whiter version of Detroit. Every single athlete on ND has be getting paid to play. HAS TO.
Catholic guilt.
The alumni of the school have a really undue level of pride in it too. It’s not an elite school by any stretch.
I swear to god, every person I see wearing ND crap, when I ask them if they went there, they say no.
Near as I can tell, no one actually graduates from that school.
There’s a lot of that in and around Chicago.
Write it in ink. NO IRISH NEED APPLY!!
These cousinfuckers will not be denied!
“That’s the problem.”
–West Virginia Public Defenders
Dagger
Don’t assume too much. There Will Be Free Throw Shooting.
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE PICKED YOU NOTRE DAME!
– Last words of that student manager toppling off that crane filming football practice??
Your punishment is nigh
Oh look, Verne Lundquist is doing the game.
Oh, this is terrific.
If Notre Dame wins, my head will explode from the “luck of the irish” headlines. Don’t let that happen.
Charles Barkley is dressed appropriately…to escort Ms. Piggy to the AVN Awards.
Something tells me the only thing Virginian about those cheerleaders is that they don’t count it if a guy pulls out, or is a one night stand or if it’s anal. . .
Meow, I need a coffee.
“Oh, anal counts.”
– Melissa Stark
I’m REALLY curious what that is in reference to…
Whoa! The Fighting Parrish boys are losing!
Good morning! Who is ready for a fun day of yard work and getting yelled at my wife for slacking off on the yard work and sneaking off to watch basketball?
Please tell your wife not to yell at me. Mine does enough of that as it is. Even moreso today because we won’t have a car for a bit
http://i.imgur.com/SbXxjBg.gif
13-4??
Shut up.
28-20??
Holy liquid shit, what a start.
/knows this won’t last
I’m already drunk. It’s time to take those Irish.
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5720/38/16×9/960.jpg
(yeah, I’m aware I posted this in the other thread, but I didn’t know this one would be here, piss off)
stuck watching Lesser Footy a bit longer. Fuck ’em up good!