2017 Madness – Saturday Games

At least there are fewer games today.  I have lost my Christmas Spirit.

#5W Notre Dame v. #4W West Virginia (12;10, CBS)

Each side got a bit of a scareon Thursday, but the name of the game is “Survive and Advance” for a reason.  Hopefully, it will be fun and competitive, only game in town.

#8E Wisconsin v. #1E Villanova (2:40, CBS)

Jay Wright and co. will never admit it, but you know they were rooting for VPI Thursday night.  Bucky Badger has caused trouble from the 8 seed previously, and they know how to mud you up.

#8W Northwestern v. #1W Gonzaga (5:15, CBS)

Is Northwestern favored?  I bet they are, or at least close to it.  Let’s see if they can make Lainie do her happy dance once again.

#11W Xavier v. #3W Florida State (6:10, TNT)

Finally, we gets some mult-game action.  And it’s one of the 2nd-round matchups I had hoped to see, too.  Xavier’s quickness v. FSU’s insane size.

#12S Middle Tennessee State v. #4S Butler (7:10, TBS)

The Blue Raiders were, like, the lone legitimate (by seed) big upset on Thursday, but it was one almost everyone predicted.  They could easily keep it going today, before being flattened by the Holes.

#7W St. Mary’s v. #2W Arizona (7:45, CBS)

I really didn’t expect the Gaels to be here…yet here they stand.  They looked really good, too.  Perhaps they give AZ a game?  Probably not.  Doubling down on my pre-conceived notions.

#5E Virginia v. #4E Florida (8:40, TNT)

So much orange is a clear and present fashion risk.

#5MW Iowa State v. #4MW Purdue (9:40, TBS)

Thursday’s games cemented my belief that the Cyclones are about 10x better than the Boilermakers.  But that’s why they play the games.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS IOWA STATE, I CALL THEM MY JUNIOR PROM DATE BECAUSE THEY TEASED ME REAL GOOD AND THEN I HAD TO GO BACK TO THE CORNFIELDS AND JERK OFF USING MY TEARS AS LUBE

litre_cola

BFC, one of your finest.

Brocky

Sorry for dipping out on the poker so early, life demands my attention at the moment

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Life is overrated.

–Republicans as soon as a baby is born and needs any support

Brocky

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Unsurprised

I slept too much today.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That Wendy’s ad actually made me want to eat a burger. And slap an NCAA official.

Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit out banner quote references Hull!?

We’re through the looking glass here people!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HBBf_eDLM

litre_cola

This pleases me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Have we honored Chuck Berry yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q

JustStopDude

I paid a woman to let me watch her pee tonight…does that count?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So nothing special than any other night?

JerBear50

I just saw that he died and clicked on the article. The embedded video ad was a clothing commercial with a bunch of young teen girls.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Purdue is also not buying into my “Pick against the Big Ten” strategy

The Maestro

get in here fuckers

BrettFavresColonoscopy
jjfozz

Jesus Christ is baseball boring

Wakezilla

#GiveCFLaShot

Gratliff

Apparently, UVA has already met its points quota for the weekend

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who’s winning the match?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s what beat Villanova and busted most of my brackets?

herodotus450

Also the reason I picked Vllanueva in most of my brackets. DOOONT CAAAARRRE.

The Maestro

poker??

blaxabbath

SMC = 50
Arizona = 69

Nice.

blaxabbath

White players heading where white players belong: not in the tourney

blaxabbath

My biggest fear is that SMC begins going all JIMMER here with three mins left.

Brocky

my big fear is that smc is gonna go smu on someone:

http://s15.photobucket.com/user/thujone/media/allegedly.jpg.html

Gratliff

Should probably be watching basketball, but I find Taeler Hendrix matches to be more enjoyable for some reason.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20170105/5338559/taeler-hendrix-vs-lufisto-o.gif
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Brocky

speaking of pale female wrestlers who like to dye their hair and are fond of ring gear made from imitation leather….

have you heard of the latest social media scandal involving paige? I suggest you do, if you haven’t lol

Gratliff

At some point, I just feel bad for her

blaxabbath

Did Roger Goodell assign the regs to this tournament?

blaxabbath

Rawle Alkins plays with WCC hustle but has Pac-12 talent

blaxabbath

Kadeem Allen = Better Talent Than Ginger With Glasses and Headband

jjfozz

Watching hoops listening to Bostons first al um on my Sonos. I am drinking

blaxabbath

Who’s the ugly guy in the Samsung commercial?

blaxabbath

Arizona looks like garbage tonight.

Brocky

for some fucking reason, i thought power rangers was coming out in july

Shogun Marcus

That was a birthday gift I did NAWT ask for.

JustStopDude

I would love to know who the audience that movie is for.

I mean it will do great in China…but in the states…at this point, why even release it in the states?

Brocky

they’re trying too hard to cater to kids and nostalgic adults.

i’m giving it a chance simply due what appears to be a surprisingly high production value. they’re going all out for it.

Brocky

what, you don’t like reboots of franchises that weren’t that great to begin with?

Shogun Marcus

Every time I think bottom has been reached, they find a way to dig deeper.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve seen it billed as “Saban’s Power Rangers” and was thinking there is good potential for a Nick Saban parody.

JustStopDude

I just imagine the Red Power Ranger being a complete dick hole the entire time and is still a miserable prick after defeating the enemies.

JustStopDude

Well my bracket is going swimmingly…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like that today was supposed to be about getting my shit together, and instead I’m drinking mai tais at 5 p.m.

The Maestro

That sounds like textbook getting your shit together, if you ask me.

Brocky

i know that feeling.

living rooms are trashed.

bathroom is still tore up from plumbing work, tools lying about.

dishes need washed.

I don’t even like basketball that much.

fuck it i’m getting drunk

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Amazingly, I actually had Xavier going to the Sweet Sixteen.

Brocky

Notre dame lost because they wore gold jerseys

because only a fucking idiot school would wear gold jerseys in the first place

Croooow

Yeah, I think I’ll be cheering hard for West Virginia next week.

makeitsnowondem

Well, I appreciate the ‘Cats making it a game after that godawful first half, anyway.

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I’ve been following Northwestern basketball very casually for a month or two and they’re pretty much a timebomb when it comes to dropping a turd of a performance that’ll get them bounced right out of the tournament.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

In case you needed a little nightmare fuel:

https://twitter.com/Steve_OS/status/842440735483940864

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AND BOY DO I

herodotus450

Can’t wait until northwestern plays kentucky, we won’t even have to watch the game it’ll just be non-stop celebrity fan shots.

Croooow

I love that college players who transfer have to sit out a year for all sorts of reasons, but their coaches can just run off to other teams whenever they want, often for more money.

The Maestro

It’s such shit. Players deserve to get paid.

Croooow

An acceptable compromise would be letting yet-to-graduate players who transfer play with their new teams right away.

Redshirt

When I’m Evil Overlord of the Earth, all coaches cannot leave their team until after their season is over (including all postseason games), plus the team getting the coach loses scholarships for the next season (5 for football, 2 for everything else).

JustStopDude

Even better are the asshole fans that get pissy for kids leaving, as if the scholarship paperwork is worth anything.

I lost count of the number of kids working for me in the navy that had athletic scholarship, got hurt, and almost immediately got kicked out of school because those scholarships have to be renewed.

Redshirt

That’s not right. If you get hurt playing sports for the Navy, you qualify for the Purple Heart and Military Disability Payments. Getting hurt on the Practice Field is the same as getting hurt on base.

JustStopDude

No I am talking about kids that had college rides prior to the navy and then had to go enlisted.

Per the whole purple heart thing, I got my arm sucked into a pump. Pretty much sat in a bilge, covered in shit, while a group of people talked about the best way to cut off my arm without me bleeding out. Luckily, my mechanics got the motor removed and a strap wrench to free my arm in time before I lost it.

Broke and dislocated every single bone in my right arm. Took out a couple of ribs as well.

This was on a deployment for Afghanistan…or Iraq…can’t remember which. Per the navy, it wasn’t Purple Heart worthy because it was due to an idiot US officer as oppose to enemy action.

Redshirt

Well thank for your service and your sacrifice anyway.

Brocky

there’s an inappropriate joke to be made about an athlete having the last name pardon.

Redshirt

You. Fucking. Dumbass!

Redshirt

Artist conception of the current state of my bracket:

Caution: Violence, Gore

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JustStopDude

I find that film overrated by fans of it, but dear god it was uncanny how much shit they got right about the future.

litre_cola

Kerboom goes da brackets.

litre_cola

I have no idea what our manager was thinking!!! We didnt start a striker!!! I was in the pre natal course silently seething with each update. I thank you for your support.

Redshirt

I see Northwestern’s strategy of “playing dead in the 1st half and let Gonzaga get tired from scoring all the time” is starting to pay off.

JustStopDude

So I have kind of checked out of the march madness unintentionally. I still have the game on the big screen but but muted as I am watching this Mr Robot shit on my desktop, trying to finish off the first season.

I generally do not have the patience, time, or the energy from work to binge watch shows. This is a pretty amazing show.

entropy

Favorite day drinking activity: trying to remember people I’ve met dismissed’s names when they walk up and say “hi.”

Most common name I give them is “you.”

Redshirt

I say “sir” and “ma’am”. It hides that I don’t remember their name and it makes people think I’m respectful.

entropy

Now I remember why I hate St Patrick’s day on a Friday! No one is up for Saturday drinking. Weak fuckers

entropy

Their ploy to drop back 20 and punt is confusing the FUCK out of Gonzaga, tho

blaxabbath

I like that Mark Few just went with the “get a huge character at center” roster.

Unsurprised

Now I remember why I stopped listening to How Did This Get Made. June is less than worthless and actively drags down the show.

Redshirt

Are basketball teams allowed to resign like chess players? Because if so, N’western should just resign so we can move on to the next game.