vacations. As you may or may not know, I am getting on a big plane today which will take me across the Atlantic for a nice week and a half of not-working. Whenever one goes on vacations, there are always…. questions.
1- Am I getting laid on this vacation?
2- Is it weird that married people ask question #1 above?
3- Why is vacation sex such a big deal?
4- Is it because you’re doing it with random strangers that you are never going to see again?
5- Isn’t that just the same as if you were living in Los Angeles or New York?
6- Is your significant other upset that you answered YES to question #4?
7- What is up with those people that are married or in relationships yet decide to vacation separately?
8- If you really don’t like the same things, why the fuck are you married?
9- Is it because of the children?
10- Don’t you think they know already and you’re not fooling anyone?
11- Are you that much of an idiot that you don’t think it’s weird that milk would be home-delivered in this day and age?
12- Or should you be more concerned with delivery men?
13- Then again, they’re on a schedule and most of them look like this guy, don’t they?
14- If you are a delivery man and you see that you have a package delivery from Adam and Eve dot com, are you secretly hoping the lady of the house is hot and home and that she greets you in a see-through negligee and that she invites you in to see if what she ordered works?
15- Have you ever seen a delivery lady?
16- Why is this delivery girl a Dale Jr. fan?
17- Kinda takes the fantasy away, don’t it?
18- How is it possible that a Google Image Search for “UPS girl” gave this as the sixth result?
19- Is that one of Low Commander’s Photoshops?
20- Is that Germany or France?
21- Are you even paying attention to what I’m typing?
22- I could type out my passport number, social security number, home address and you wouldn’t even notice, right?
23- Wait, where was I?
24- Oh yeah, does it look like this girl is on vacation?
25- You think she might be headed to Spain, like me?
Going through an older sketch book and found this, and somehow I knew you guys would be the right audience:
Sometimes I can’t tell if the gifkakke means Moose really likes a thread or thinks it needs spicing up.
In this case it is both.
That plus a poor attitude and goofing off at work; don’t tell any one.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3677/11694110776_d2738a0908_o.gif
Also; vacation FAIL is pretty inspiring, no?
Maybe the “moderators” should inhibit my graphic posting privileges.
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Still probably the least problematic vacation companion if you are doing the road trip.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/122014/1418018553_black_labs_on_pier_fetch_fail.gif
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072015/1437064955_girl_boogie_boarding_fail.gif
http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1407/i_fail_at_beach_025_53c76502905bc.jpg
I’ve semi-recently been to beaches near LA and Sam Diego and have not seen this; is it a thing now? I’d like it to be because failure is hilarious.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072010/1278928063_beach-faceplant.gif
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-gif-parkour-beach-fail1.gif
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-guy-ball-jump-667229.gif
http://www.daidegasforum.com/images/273/faceplant-beach-salto-fail-scemo.gif
http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/epic-washing-machine-transportation-fail.gif
Well, now this seems minor.
20- Is that Germany or France?
Dunno, but I’d like to see her underpants.
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http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/challenja/beach-gifs-surfing-fail.gif
http://www.welovebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1329246425_beach_football_kick_fail.gif
Had to be Aussie…
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/Koala-Chewing-Endlessly570.gif
Sorry; here is the US version:
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18- How is it possible that a Google Image Search for “UPS girl” gave this as the sixth result?
That poor girl was having to hold onto the tree (giggity) to keep from falling over forward. The good news is that she would have bounced.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61cbbgGYl1qhjikro1_500.gif
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/anais-zanotti/in-bikini-in-miami/Anais-Zanotti-in-Bikini–07.jpg
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20150804/5237043/car-crash-vacation-o.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6p4q8Wv0E1qasthro1_400.gif
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/basketball-dunk-fail.gif
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ronda-rousey-getting-undressed-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/snezana-rodic-track-gif-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/caroline-wozniacki-wiggle-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/natalie-gulbis-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
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http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/female-surfer-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
Please. If that was one of mine, Dean Spanos would be on fire in the background and I’d be having trouble deciding which thing to masturbate to first.
http://www.shemazing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/toddlers-and-tiaras-i-have-no-idea-what-my-real-face-looks-like.gif
There’s a difference between NEVER vacationing together and once in a blue moon taking a vacation separately. I’m all for both a couples’ trip and an occasional “I’m going to tour a bunch of distilleries and eat alone at bars in a place I don’t speak the language” trip.
Agree. I think FOAR me, the ideal would be to alternate years (trips together, trips apart). Because most functioning couples have a healthy balance of shit they both like, and shit the other has absolutely no interest in.
The functionality comes from not being threatened by the latter part.
Unfortunately I have always vacationed separately from my spouse.*
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/alana-blanchard-waterfall-gif-hot-female-athlete-gifs.gif
*Imaginary spouse.
[unintentional stripping]
Still less embarrassing than this one.
Kentucky?
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How will you survive in Spain if you only speak Mexican?
He’ll just say “taco, taco, burrito” over and over and he’ll at least not starve ,, smgdh
Nicaragua! Managua!
Is that a vaguely-racist version of Duck Duck Goose?
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The Formula One Centipede?
They don’t have tacos or burritos in Spain, those fucking animals.
(Puts on redneck glasses)
Sir, I believe that she is wearing Dale Jarrett’s #88 and not Dale Earnhardt Jrs. I could be wrong though seeing as how I have never burnt a couch or fucked a family member.
Well, I’ll be damned. I stand corrected:
The 88 has nothing to do with NASCAR.
Believe it or not, there is a new girl at work that has a similar body shape to the blonde in the picture above. Rail-thin legs and torso and a gigantic set of knockers. I honestly don’t know how she keeps her balance.
I knew a gal (even played el tenis with her!) like that, too. I always worried about her lower back. Yes, the bewbs were fake, and yes, they got in the way of her tennising.
And of course she was an entertainer. One of those Ron Paul gold-hoarders, too. But outside of that, very soft-spoken and nice.
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/funny-photobomb-basketball-smile.gif
In the pic she’s got an arm on the tree to keep herself upright…..
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tWBS can’t even hold the damn camera steady. I thought he was a better photographer than that! smdh…
That’s amazing.
Oh yeah?
You’re right, she’s better.
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Y’all hiring?
My buddy disappeared for an entire day and night when we all went to Orlando for a wedding.
He came back and said, “That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever fucked.”
He never clarified what he meant by that statement, but I think somewhere in Florida there’s an alligator that needs severe therapy.
Oil Check! That’s just good preventative maintenance!
This, is not:
http://p.fod4.com/p/media/undefined/Q7ZCRN53TQeZTNQzk3kW_Nunchuk%20Skateboard%20Fail.gif
I see they’re holding auditions for another 3 stooges movie.
We all know there was only one redeeming feature to that piece of horseshit.
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http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112014/1419689520_high_backflip_fail.gif
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/01/yes-rudy1.gif
Two features.
She’s got the Rocks of Gibraltar that’s for sure, amirite?
/Hauled off stage by Union Jack-themed hook
It goes better with “Yakety Sax”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ