Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89. IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds.
(sorry Barry, now leave me alone and get your big head outta here)
((no no, I’m just kidding….it’s not noticeable at all))
Where was I….oh yeah…
This week, in honor of my favorite 007, the theme will be Bond Girls.
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Oh, The Humanity!!!
Humanity reached a new low this week. The fact that an increasing number of people on this planet are content to just stand idly by while atrocities like this happen is increasingly becoming something I cannot tolerate. What about the victims??????????
That’s right, people. This happened, and we all let it happen…..
I apologize for showing you this, but awareness is the first step. We should all be ashamed.
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Sincerely Sorry For That
Here….clean your musical palate a bit from that atrocity above.
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Sports With a License to Kill (Me)…
…And too slowly, as it turns out.
NHL
The Stanley Cup Finals is set. Nashville (wait, whut? Really???) will face Yinzburgh in a best of seven for possession of that really big and awkward piece of kitchenware. I bet that fucker’s a bitch to fit in the dishwasher, eh? Jeebus.
Last night the Pens outlasted the Sens. Took ’em a second OT, but they get the 3-2 win and move on to face….Nashville (Like seriously? No shit?)
Let’s call this one….Pens in 6.
Anywhoooo…here’s the schedule:
- Game 1: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Monday, May 29, 8 p.m.
- Game 2: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Wednesday, May 31, 8 p.m.
- Game 3: Pittsburgh at Nashville, Saturday, June 3, 8 p.m.
- Game 4: Pittsburgh at Nashville, Monday, June 5, 8 p.m.
- *Game 5: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Thursday, June 8, 8 p.m.
- *Game 6: Pittsburgh at Nashville, Sunday, June 11, 8 p.m.
- *Game 7: Nashville at Pittsburgh, Wednesday, June 14, 8 p.m.
*if necessary
NBA
Last night, the Cavs went ahead and pulled the plug on Boston and now move on to face….(drum roll)…. Golden State in the finals.
Oooooooohhh…..what a fucking shock….
Prediction? I still don’t give a fuck…there, how’s that prediction???
(but Cavs in 7…just saying)
Schedule:
- Game 1 – Thu. June 1: Cleveland at Golden State, 9 p.m., ABC/R
- Game 2 – Sun. June 4: Cleveland at Golden State, 8 p.m., ABC/R
- Game 3 – Wed. June 7: Golden State at Cleveland, 9 p.m., ABC/R
- Game 4 – Fri. June 9: Golden State at Cleveland, 9 p.m., ABC/R
- Game 5 * Mon. June 12: Cleveland at Golden State, 9 p.m., ABC/R
- Game 6 * Thu. June 15: Golden State at Cleveland, 9 p.m., ABC/R
- Game 7 * Sun. June 18: Cleveland at Golden State, 8 p.m., ABC/R
- *If necessary
MLB
Eh. As expected, my O’s pitching hasn’t held up. I said June was gonna hurt. At least I was right about something (it’s the little wins in life, eh?). I honestly haven’t paid close attention to the rest of your teams yet. When hockey is over, then I can care about more baseball than just my own crappy team.
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Shaken not Stirred
(but let’s not rule anything out)
Are you aware that the concentric swirls/waves in this image represent the rifling of a gun barrel, now aimed at Bond?
I’m amazed at the percentage of the population who never got that. There are lots.
We’re going to do a variety of the Bond Girls. Some old, some new. But it’s impossible for me get to all of them in the body of this post. Mostly I’m picking just a few from the hat here.
Therefore, do please chime in with more in the comments. Yeah, as if I even need to ask…look who I’m talking to here (perverts).
(also, I keep typoing “Bond” as “Bong” and now I can’t quit laughing…explains a lot)
OK, here we go…enjoy…
Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress)
Film: Dr. No
She happens to have be original Bond Girl, fwiw.
Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi)
Film: From Russia With Love
Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman)
Film: Goldfinger
Domino Derval (Claudine Augier)
Film: Thunderball
Mary Goodnight (Britt Ekland)
Film: The Man With The Golden Gun
Andrea Anders (Maud Adams)
Film: The Man With The Golden Gun
Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet)
Film: For Your Eyes Only
Stacey Sutton (Tanya Roberts)
Film: A View To A Kill
Polana Ivanova (Fiona Fullerton)
Film: A View To A Kill
Incidentally, the “author” of tonight’s post title.
Kara Milvoy (Maryam D’Abo)
Film: The Living Daylights
Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell)
Film: Licence to Kill
Christmas Jones (Denise Richards)
Film: The World Is Not Enough
Jinx (Halle Berry)
Film: Die Another Day
Sévérine (Bérénice Marlohe)
Film: Skyfall
OK, now it’s your turn. I know I’ve left out some of your favorites. This was no accident. Go, google, post. Make me proud.
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What Happens in Joshua Tree Stays in Joshua Tree
Trust me (us) when I say for everyone’s sake (mostly mine, actually), most of it is staying there. I hope. But I have asked for and received permission to share with you all, Big Blue…
But be on the lookout as this man is wanted by US Border Patrol for multiple violations on both sides of the border in Nogales. He may or may not be wearing a disguise.
Separated at Birth? You be the judge….
But no shit, the mass grave really was a real thing. And we all tripped over it multiple times. I’m pretty certain I had to be in the lead at the end, given the way the night….wait, wait, never mind about that. But I’m proud to say that I WAS the very last to pop my mass grave cherry, but then I guess I couldn’t get enough of it.
Huh….there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.
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I Kinda Like This One
This is one of mine. It’s recent, from Venice Beach. And I find it very calming. I hope you do, too.
If you click on it you can make it bigger, and bigger is always better.
Wait…no….THAT’S A MYTH, THAT’S A MYTH!!!!
(I’ve said too much)
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I guess that’s about it. Maybe next week, just to give in to my typos, we’ll do Bong Girls. Those of you not laughing right now already know there really is such a thing. LOL.
We’ll see. Just one more thing to get me into trouble probably. But honestly, now that the idea has hit my brain….? Yeah, it’s likely to happen at some point, even if not next week.
When will I smarten up and learn to keep my mouth shut?
SHUT UP IT’S STILL RHETORICAL!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc
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And We’ll End on a Sad Note
It is my regret to tell you all that I have tired of Alexa’s antics and have decided to let her go. Isn’t that how it happened Alexa?
OK, fine….she’s dumping me for someone shorter. She got tired of not being able to punch me in the head, or something like that. I wasn’t listening.
So I guess you won’t be seeing her for awhile. But she’ll be back, oh yes….
That’s just mean….I’m not crying.
Call me….?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpR8r0D2EyY
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Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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Didn’t work for Bolbi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-l4bt8agqw
Superman?
Clark Kent?
I think it was because I was in the navy, and berthings on navy ships are fucking disgusting as a homeless shelter, but one of the things I could never fucking understand or handle seeing at college were kids walking around barefoot all the time.
My university was basically downtown Baltimore. The discarded syringes alone justified formal foot ware.
And it was always white people doing it. Like you never saw a brother just hoofing barefoot.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e7be7039b85cbc40884722fe4a54247c/tumblr_nf8ovxdalX1s2wio8o4_500.gif
TWINK NITE!!
you wud think, all those years in teh spy game, Bond would have had to chubby at least ONCE (take that either way) ,, smh
Yeah a hot chubby redhead.
Anyway, I’m going to get a cold brew coffee and chill out. Later, taters.
Can’t forget “evening” wear
She seems nice.
Lots of tattooed models in my last scouring of IG
Hmm hmm
It’s finally summer here in Stumptown. Sun’s out,
Some guys have all the luck.
Yum
“Houston; I think my O2 levels are low…..”
That escalated quickly.
Fuckin’ strawberry vanilla cake! Sexy!!
Nice!
BEST BOND GIRL EVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ0ZEpJRpAE
BREAKING NEWS: Local homosexual saved due to cancerous colon streamed over the Web.
https://odinsblog.tumblr.com/post/161066710550/a-little-background-heres-how-pool-reporter
Evening commentists. How are we all?
You keep what you kill.
Question:
Are her breasties ever going to grow in? She’s been a pre-pubescent for forever!
Ummmm, you may want to look at the full size photo.
*Disregard if you are being sarcastic (I hope so).
Moose and I may have several differing opinions, but in this instance I fully agree with and endorse his viewpoint.
She is 32B and she weights 119 pounds.
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ttp://critdick.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/08/elizabeth-olsen-nude.jpg
No, I’m agreeing with you. She is not flat chested. On the contrary, she is obviously very healthy and beyond beautiful.
Sorry; I need to read what you said. Damn. I edited the dipshitery out of my response. She is what I’d call proportional and apparently……. nipply.
No problem. You error resulted in another piece of eye candy.
I like them from itty bitty titties to August water melons anyway. Keira Knightley to Christina Hendricks (aggressive homosexual interaction between the two just popped into the old head).
Personally I prefer them big, but if Keira Knightly walked in and said “I got an hour, let’s see what you got” it would ungentlemanly for me to turn down a lady’s request.
Well, I certainly would, then try to figure out what to do with the remaining 59:38.
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ttp://celebnudewiki.com/TGP_Galleries/Celeb_Nude_Photos/Elizabeth_Olsen_2/ElizabethOlsen_OldboyNude_03.jpg
Your idea of “pre-pubescent” is quit different from everybody else’s.
DMAN, er DMAN, er DAMN!
Pauly’s tan is beyond not natural.
/it’s okay-the movie was underwritten by the good folks at Scorch Tans R Us.
Did some asshole downvote this?
Uh, how do I say this… your fly’s down.
American Horror Story; I Think She Did it on Purpose.
Bice noobies.
Lighter shade of pale.
Oh, good. Star Trek: Insurrection is on. Another reminder that they followed the action packed movie with an average movie based on the heroes valiantly screwing over the other 6,000,000,000,000 people in the galaxy because 600 good looking space amish people have found Planet Fountain of Youth and are living forever and the ugly aliens with stretched botox faces want to nuke the planet so they can harvest the Youth Fountain Water and prolong life and cure disease.
In retrospect, I think they deserved Star Trek: Nemesis.
“Whiskey Business” starring Pauly Shore and Tanya Tucker?
Don’t mind if I do.
I saw that and just kept on movin. No Pauly for me.
Agreed. The only two things I watch is “Encino Man”. Also “Son in Law”, but that’s mostly for Carla Gugino and Tiffani Amber-Thiessen.
What about a Goofy Movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9gOOAWebK8
I didn’t remember he was in it. But yeah. Goofy Movie is easily in the “Stop Here, Cancel Plans” tier.