NFL Notes:
- PeyPey has been contracted by Riddell as a “consultant” on their new helmet designs.
- First order of business – more head room!
- Jeremy Maclin, still visiting the Bills.
- Maybe he was waiting for Shareece Wright, so he could take the kid’s Uber back to Chicago.
- Dennis Pitta’s injury-plagued career is over in Baltimore, as he was cut days after a third hip injury.
- He gets to keep his bonus, and the Ravens get $2.5 million in cap space via the move.
- The Jets tank for 2017 is officially over the $60 million in salary dump, after dropping David Harris and Eric Decker.
- Estimates for 2018 have the Jets $68 million under the cap.
- J-E-T-S…SUCK! SUCK!! SUCK!!!
- the problem is, the Jets don’t seem to have anywhere near the cromulent upper-management the Browns possess.
- Estimates for 2018 have the Jets $68 million under the cap.
- Again on the subject of laughing stocks, it seems Megatron only handed back $1 million of the $3.2 million the Lions could have asked for upon his early retirement.
- ESPN twists the knife properly by adding a Barry Sanders reference.
Finally, the NFLPA is under the belief about 160 rookie contracts have improper language and should either be voided or changed.
- Language in dispute includes:
- Clauses that require players to submit to multiple offseason physicals at the team’s request — more than the two that are permitted under the CBA
- “Automatic repayment” clauses that allow teams to directly withdraw money owed for expenses such as fines, services and tickets from players’ paychecks
- Language that forces prospective free agents to secure permission from their current clubs before their agents engage other teams in discussions during the pre-free agency “legal tampering” period
However, given the toothlessness of the NFLPA in other areas, it remains to be seen how seriously the League – and ol’ Rog himself – will take the matter.
That’s a stupid question.
His name is “Lambeau”.
The name is a compromise. When he was born, the breeder gave each dog a coloured collar for ID; his was green. My wife & I both quite enjoy sports. We’ve been to Green Bay for games twice. My wife loved/s both Favre & Rodgers. I talked her down from a QB name to the stadium.
He gets to keep his balls for two years, because we are going to show him. And before you ask,
I will post photos of me doing my best “Best In Show”, because I’m his handler.
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Game 3: Warriors at Cavs – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- Beisbol:
- Red Sox at Yankees – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Futbol:
- FIFA U-20 World Cup
- Semifinal: Italy vs. England – Thursday 6:50AM | TSN
- FIFA U-20 World Cup
- American Ninja Warrior
- NBCSN – 7:00PM – 11:00PM
Game 5 in the Cup should be both a barn-burner and a nail-biter. I guess after 4 days in Smashville, Sidney Crosby needed an extra day to drag his arse back to Pittsburgh. TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN!
At least the game was competitive this time.
I am going to drink 15x the recommended alcohol now. Then play like 3 hours of just grinding in FF7
Then play like 3 hours of just grinding in FF7
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I played 10 hands, my balls were stuck on the chair for most of them. still ended up 7k up
Don’t brag about taking my money when I’m still conscious
I honestly couldn’t find the cap for my diet coke then, it rolled under the couch
Even for Cleveland, that was pretty damn Cleveland.
I am already drunk. I am going for pantsless poker for 10 hands If i win they will not come back
Not gonna lie, I’m kinda impressed by the brewery scene in Indy.
There is a lot of it. However, if you don’t do milktooth we can no longer speak cordially. Bring people, order everything.
Where was this recommendation before I agreed to a breakfast meeting elsewhere tomorrow?
I miss Zymm I hate I might have scared her off. Normally one of you will do that
Poutine is gross….
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Well, that guy was obviously caught masturbating in the frozen food aisle of a grocery store.
Sorry, was stealing Milwaukees Best Ice 30 packs without pant’s after entering the cooler from from the side entrence
You’re wrong, but thanks for playing.
I want to hate my dad for all his awful stuff, today he is just a guy who broke the springs in his chair with his fat ass. We are all family some days.
THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM CATHOLICS AFTER CHURCH BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING ALL THE ROLLS!
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Giving a minor alcohol. I’m sure there is more to the story.
She gave all the kids alcohol at her house that has an outdoor hot tub. Never got overtly pervy with any of the kids but was found passed out next to a 15 year old that was driving himself home.
Nailed it.
Isn’t that this one:
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[raises glass]
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Not sure why; this one looks like straight up murder.
Looks like Hope Solo so, yeah, probably a murder rap.
I think this woman is prettier….. so maybe she got arrested for a misdemeanor, but murdered deviously and they have no evidence.
Nah man. That’s the mugs shot of the first ever TS using a women’s bathroom while still being legally listed as a man.
Anyone else getting shitfaced in Indianapolis tonight?
You pick the worst city in the already worst region that I live in, so no
I don’t pick where I go for work
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That’s not blood; she was in a zombie costume, not on Halloween.
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Probably. If I did happen to find myself in Indianapolis I would first try to get the hell out of Indianapolis, but failing that shitfaced is a fine option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJVqJdKhh1A
Just spent the evening drinking beer and explaining the history of the Electoral College and 2nd Amendment to high school students.
Frankly I think the Federalist Papers would be improved with a few more judicious insertions of the phrase “motherfucking batshit stupid idea”, but that’s just me.
Is it weird that I think that actually sounds like a pretty kickass evening?
Certainly memorable for the kids.
I think every law would be improved by adding that. and a “It’s 2017 only, if you fuckers stand still on this forever you are morons”
Also hi Zymm and Horatio, don’t trust me, I am drunk
They figured the swears would mean they’d throw away their shot.
/Aaaaand that’s my Hamilton ref of the night!
OK, Florida mugshots….. JFC.
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/florida-mugshots/florida-mugshot-wtf.jpg
Hot mugshots are not as depressing….. but also not as funny.
But you still wonder what the crime is……
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I will now play guess the crime
She was drunk. Forget her kid at a Dave and Buster’s. Ended up passed out naked in the parking lot of a bar where she was hitting on a 17 year old that looked like some celeb she knew and actually ending up with a 23 year old fat guy that left her in the trash
I’ll go with the blonde was trying to make a few extra bucks selling loose joints while bartending. She’s not happy about being arrested but knows that her Dad golfs with the DA so she’s going to get off with a fine and a ton of shit from her parents.
The brunette started out with a couple of rum-based cocktails, progressed to Jager shots and just woke up three towns over while getting processed, sans shirt, in a police station for actions that, while violating several statutes and most standards of common human decency, she has no memory of.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2473278!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/outrageous-mug-shots.jpg
Blonde had a bag of weed that she showed to the officer. Only got arrested because she told him she had a b/f after and only gave him a blowjob in the alley behind the bar.
I think you have good story lines here.
If you assholes don’t come back to entertain me soon I am going back to FF7 where I am wasting at least another hour stealing Shinra Beta’s from the one room in the game that has enemies that have them to get a perfect game
If any wee babies are around, I joined the poker table. There was one that hinted early he wanted to play.
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I am going to steal this, and use it more often than it is relevant
I am rewatching the first Xmen movie in the first time in awhile. It isn’t actually good. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman have a bunch of good scenes that save it while the rest of the cast is not great.
That pretty much describes any X-Men movie.
Ooh, Moose, is today a Florida Man day?
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Watching “Lucy”. Movie is stupid and I think Johanssen realized that because she’s using the Robert Beltran acting protest of showing no emotional range at all.
Also, if a person gets 100% control of their brain, they die, because they won’t be able to control their autonomic functions.
If no one in power believes facts I am sticking with them. 100% brain use gets me telepathy and telekinesis. Also cures all diseases for no reason.
I apologize in advance. I know you are one of the only right leaning people on here, this wasn’t a pile on, just a stupid joke,
No I’m pissed at them anyway. Pile on. I’m convinced, the GOP needs to die and be replaced anyway.
Stupid Obama. If he had only made those death panels.
Stupid Hillary. If she didn’t just assume she’d win.
Stupid DNC, if they hadn’t forced her down our throats
More like Rascal Fats,,,,
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“Hookers in Russia” is my new FF team name
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An old but good one.
I am pretty sure that is legal in Florida. Wait, was she drunk? It is illegal sober.
Her ex-husband was helping her drive while she shaved her genitals to meet her boyfriend in Key West?
How does a magical relationship like that ever end?
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This feels like College Gameday. Fuck, i hate the ESPN NBA coverage.
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I bet Michelle Beadle is next world kinky in bed.
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A repost, but I love the finish line ritual.
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“that thing.” Trump did for Comey
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She’s PISSED.
Is Cleveland nice in the summer?
The only season Cleveland is nice in is nuclear winter.
Does urine and gasoline smell better when it is heated to 90 degrees?
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more Mormon porn.
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For the asshole I just waited for:
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Skips the part about tapping each bumper to make sure you’re in.
OK, why aren’t you talking about parking anymore?
For your consideration…
https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/sites/default/files/documents/os-jcomey-060817.pdf?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
“honest loyalty”, love it
Sorry, you don’t get out of life that easily. It will still be here tomorrow.
We’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t we?
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I couldn’t tell if Trump wanted him to do him favors or do him “favors”.
Any tiny chance that trump knows what he’s doing is long gone after reading that, assuming it’s for the most part true. The end really seems like trump was clumsily trying to get comey to incriminate himself.
Wait, the date on that document is June 8…
He may be stupid, but at least he is completely unethical.
The Warriors sweeping the Cavs in Cleveland would be the greatest act of revenge since Inigo Montoya introduced himself to a cop.
Evening Folks. The Owl has landed in Vegas. I’m here to stay for the time being. There is jack shit on TV and it’s 105 outside. I think it’s too hot to drink. Let’s hope the Cavs can make the game competitive.
Are we liveblogging tomorrow’s Comey testimony?
That depends on what your definition of “are” are.
If we do are we rooting for blatantly lying under oath, somehow trying to backtrack everything he said or just listening to him read what he already put out with no chance of consequences for anyone because Trump just keeps firing everyone in charge of charging him?
Yes.
Stoops out at Oklahoma?
and Mack Brown in?!
Thad Matta to the Cavs?
Rex Ryan to the Houston Gamblers.
I joked about the name but my first reaction was “How can I get my dog to meet this dog? He looks awesome. I bet they would have so much fun together”
/watching The Outlaw Josey Wales
Sandra Locke (32 years of age at the time) is playing the part of a much younger girl next to Clint Eastwood’s character. For me it comes off as all kinds of icky.
/btw, despite the fact that the shotgun she fires knocks her back 2/3 steps, she’s a perfect shot
//Where are you, my precious suspension of disbelief?
That chick always creeped me out no matter what she was in (usually Clint Eastwood associated, of course).
I’m not going to look at her imbd page to confirm but i’m guessing that the majority of her major roles had something to do with the fact that Clint really got off on her saying, “Fuck me harder, Daddy!”.
I did. She had like 20 roles in 30 years, all of the top 4 “known for” that get posted are Clint. I didn’t click into every movie to see who was in it.
Yeah, she turned me on too.
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That is the name of the Collie from the neighbors next to my mom that made her want to move, and made the people on the other side of her already move. He sucked for a first round pick but how about “Hawk” as a name. Or go back a few years “Sterling” or “Sharpe” from the same dude
Rob, if your dogs ever end up….I think the legal term is “missing”….I didn’t do it.
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The summer sucks ass.
I will probably DVR the U-20 fixture, because at this rate, DCL and Ademola Lookman may be Everton’s best attacking players next season.
Just fucking kill me now, God. Quit being such a dick about it.
This made me laugh.
(no ofence Hippo….LOL)
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