TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread

In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday…..   It’s actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.

OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now….I’ll wait…..  jerk.

But I’m actually very serious, truth be told.  I mean don’t get me wrong.  A lass who possesses….let’s call it “outward physical attributes which most American males find attractive“…. is great and all.  But if I can’t talk to her, if we can’t have a conversation….?  Then what’s the point?

Yep, that never works.  Always much better if she’s got a brain and actually has some interests, even if they are nerdy.  Though the nerdy girls are not without their own quirks, of course.

But yes, in honor of my preference for a gal I can talk to, even one who can be a little nerdy at times….. we’re doing Sexy Nerdy Girls this week.  What does that mean exactly?  I’ll tell ya later.

(pssst….but it’s pretty much exactly what you think it is)

No, not this…..

 

More like this….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24muFMpkHa0

And a couple of the ladies from that compilation even made their way into our All-Star review below.  What a coincidence….?

Nah….probably not coincidence exactly.

How’s About Some Nerdy Musical Selections?

Obligatory…..

For The Sports Nerd In You

NHL

Did you see what the Pens did last night?  I mean holy hell, they barely broke a sweat.  Truth is, I turned it off after the first period.  I kept up with the score via notifications, but I had important TV to catch up on.

But yeah, home ice has been the tonic thus far.  Sorry Preds, that ends on Sunday….Pens will take the repeat, in six, on the road.

Game Six – Yinz @ Nash – Sunday, June 11, 8pmEDT – NBC (PIT 3-2)

 

NBA

Hey….remember back when I predicted Cavs in seven?  No?  Well good, never mind then.

Golden State has dominated, and this shit is gonna be over tonight probably.  Cleveland can talk all the rah rah they want at this point but….no.  It would take a major effort for them not to go out at home tonight unless the Warriors mail it in.  We’ll see.

Kevin Durant….great acquisition, or greatest acquisition?  Discuss.

Game Four – GSW @ CLE – Friday, June 9, 9pmEDT – ABC (GSW 3-0)

 

MLB

If the playoffs started today….

….there would be a lot of undeserving teams in.  Aside from Houston, Washington, and the whole flipping of the NL West (check you out, Colorado), 2017 has thus far been about the most boring and lackluster season I can remember.  There has been some terrible baseball played.  The rest of the summer is going to be torture if this keeps up.

Oh, and of course the All-Star game talk has begun to pick up.  Here’s your ballot, if you’re interested.

Standings

Friday Schedule

 

Sexy Nerdy Girls

For our purposes here this evening, what constitutes a Sexy Nerdy Girl?  Who gets to decide if she is?  Well as with most things, that’s in the eye of the beholder.  Who gets to behold here?

Me, that’s who.  If you want a voice, then add it in the comments.

But here’s the general guidelines….

  • Nerdy gamer girl? Check.
  • Nerdy comics/cosplay girl?  Check.
  • Dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl?  LOL, wtf do you think????  Double Check.
  • Scantily clad in glasses and looks like a librarian with….let’s say “fetishes”…?  Mega Check.

Anywhoooooo….hopefully I’ve given you a nice variety.

Enjoy…….

 

Fun fact:  I own this same Batman t-shirt and am wearing it right now as I type this.  Yes, it looks much better on her than on me….

Hmmmmmm…..that seems like a weird one to end on.  Random photo upload stuck that one in the end (giggity).  Let’s find a different “less weird” one to close out on, shall we?

There we go.  Well, it’s a little less weird at least.  Plus she’s very kinda perrty (alert readers might remember her, btw).  But yes, I think this is a good one to end on.  I need to do laundry anyway.  Thank you for the reminder, dear.

A Nerdy tWBS Photo

I like bugs as much as I like flowers, btw.  I am a nerd.

This shy li’l fella is an Assassin Bug (Reduviidae) from two summers ago who was trying to evade my camera by hiding behind a tiki torch.  Seriously.

– The Shy Assassin –

He might look nerdy, but in the bug world this guy is a major badass…

Predatory Reduviidae use the long rostrum to inject a lethal saliva that liquefies the insides of the prey, which are then sucked out. The saliva contains enzymes that digest the tissues they swallow. This process is generally referred to as extraoral digestion.[2] The saliva is commonly effective at killing prey substantially larger than the bug itself.

That’s right.  So look out, bug jocks.  This little nerd is gunning for ya.

Alrighty then, that’s about it I guess.  Go find a nerdy girl and show her some love.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Because politics are not crazy enough and God apparently hates me or enjoys throwing trials at me and seeing how I react, Jerry Springer wants to be my Representative.

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Finally, someone in Washington with principles.

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Somebody banner this man!

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It will be worth it.

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Am I alone in seeing this as a metaphor?
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Stupid comment moderation. Anyway, more boobs.

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I remember Jane Child.

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So many hot lesbians.

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In my mind-canon, Johanssen just agreed to do it once and McKinnon can’t believe it.

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That’s why you always test your outlets!

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GFI.

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Something something AC vs. DC

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Christy Knuckle.

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She’s still hot.
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Can’t say as I’m paying any attention to the basketed balls contest, but is GS just toying with Cleveland?

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Probably. If for no other reason than enduring a year of “GS blew a 3-1 lead.”

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Unless they blow a 3-0 lead. In which case an eternity of that. Or so I’ve heard…

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That would be hilarious.

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I can’t wait for the Fourth of July
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Future NY Giants owner
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Speaking of West World. Also, how amazing are Thandie Newton’s breasts?
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It’s a very good show on many, many levels. Huzzah!

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She’s Armenian.

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I just learned that the one on the far right is the actress who plays Clementine on West World.
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MLB “If the playoffs started today”

I could not be bothered to watch any of it much earlier than usual.

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Not what I’d expect Rex Ryan’s dog to look like…

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P.S, one of your favorites got some posting attention below.

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I’ve always wanted to do javelin. I think it appeals to human nature.

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